This damn cat

Xie Lang tried to make the dragon cub understand a kind of spiritual emotion, which can make people transcend the desire of the physical level.

Of course, he did not directly mention Plato, such a direct statement would make the dragon cubs see through his purpose, which would lead to fierce resistance.

It has to be done step by step.

But it can't be too gradual, because Xie Lang already feels that his two legs are like artificial limbs. If he doesn't restrain the dragon cub's excited state of courtship every night in time, the cat will wither in the most beautiful youth.

Xie Lang chose to tell a touching story to the dragon cub.

The protagonist of the story is a Gongjun in a lot of same-sex romance novels he has read, and it is a military-themed novel.

This Gong didn't realize his feelings for Shou until he died in battle, so he remained unmarried all his life. When he was in his 80s, Gong suffered from Alzheimer's and returned to the memories of the past.

The old man thought that he was still the young man who played and made fun with Xiaoshou when he joined the army. He talked to the air and teased the awkward and handsome boy in his memory.

The boy in his hallucination would get angry sometimes, and the old man would sing military songs to make the boy happy.

Alzheimer's disease did not take away the old man's most vivid memories, so the lyrics fell on the beat verbatim, and the voice was loud and melodious.Facing the imaginary boy in the air with those old, gray and affectionate eyes, they gradually regained the sonorous and handsome look of their youth.

Sometimes the old man sang in the gazebo of the community, and the little old ladies around were all fascinated, and they brought their wives to let them imitate the eyes and movements of the demented old man.

When Xie Lang told this story, he almost cried himself, thanks to the bewildered expression on Lu Ziyao's face, which helped him calm down in time.

"What do you think?" Xie Lang suspected that the big pig's trotters were not moved.

When the cat read this novel, it hid in the bed, and the bed trembled from crying.

It was during the two years when he and Lu Ziyao were separated, when he was studying at Ning University, during the non-winter and summer vacations, he lived on campus normally, and he had to carry his roommate behind his back when he read novels with same-sex themes.

In the middle of the night, under the covers, I read all kinds of novels, and I read more than 100 novels, some of which I didn’t finish. In short, this novel moved him the most.

Unexpectedly, after hearing such a touching story, Lu Ziyao's eyes didn't even turn red, and he took a peek at the cat's buttocks while the cat was choking up tears.

"Very good." Lu Ziyao commented on the novel with dignity, because judging from the performance of the cat, telling this story is definitely not out of a critical attitude.

"What else?" Xie Lang hoped that the dragon cub could find out some meaning of spiritual love from the touching story, so he patiently guided: "The boy he liked died on the battlefield at the age of 21, and he lived alone for more than 60 years .”

After finishing speaking, the cat forced the dragon cub to give some profound comments with scrutiny.

The dragon cub frowned slightly, and looked at the cat seriously.

His Highness knew in his heart that if the cat couldn't give the cat a satisfactory answer to this question, the cat would definitely refuse to share the bed with him at night on the grounds of "today is very tired".

Survival or death depends on the impromptu performance at this moment.

The dragon cub analyzes the inner world of Xueba—the cat suddenly tells such a long story, and digs out all his vocabulary to describe the tragedy of the old man in his later years. What kind of profound story core does he want to get?

Lu Ziyao used his language knowledge from elementary school to university to conduct analysis and excavation.

In the end, His Highness solemnly gave a full-score answer for reading comprehension: "This anti-war novel is thought-provoking. Peace is hard-won, and interests are competing. It should be based on safeguarding people's lives and safety. I will definitely not be like my ancestors. It's easy to start a war."

The corners of Xie Lang's eyes twitched: "The most important thing for... and... peace..."

This standard answer makes cats really bad tempered.

Lu Ziyao breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he had passed the level smoothly, and seeing the shocked expression on the cat, he must have been moved by his own awareness, and he might be able to reward him one more time at night.

Xie Lang was actually not reconciled.

With such a touching story, even if the iron mind is as big as a pig's hoof, it should be able to have some emotional insights, right?

So Xie Lang began to express his feelings again, looking at the dragon cub with cat eyes, and said softly: "The military song that the old man often sings is called "The Poplars Blown by the Wind", which is the favorite song of the boy he loves." Later, the old man became seriously ill and lost the ability to take care of himself, and was sent to a nursing home. The neighbors in the past used to sing this song to him occasionally when they visited him. Soon after, the old man was finally relieved and went to heaven to meet his favorite boy. "

"Why do you say you are free?" Lu Ziyao tilted his head and asked the cat: "Is the neighbor singing too badly?"

Xie Lang's uncontrollable sadness was blown away by the dragon cub's words, and he was so angry that he couldn't live up to the fact that he was amused by the big pig's hooves.

Things are always like this, cats like to delve into the sad side of things, but the little head of the dragon cub, full of sunshine, can always shine light through the gaps where the cat is defenseless, forcing the cat to see the happiness behind the sadness.

Xie Lang sometimes complains that the dragon cub has a completely different way of thinking from his own, and sometimes he is obsessed with the smell of sunshine.

But still greedily wants the dragon cub to understand his thinking, the cat looks at the dragon cub affectionately: "If you die in battle, I will never marry."

Xie Lang waited to see the extremely moved expression of the dragon cub, only to see the childish anger on the dragon cub's face.

"What's wrong?" the cat asked nervously.

The dragon cub looked angry and wronged by his wife, frowned and complained: "How can I die in battle? If I die, the enemy will die. If I don't go to war, it doesn't mean I am afraid of anyone. Peace is for the people, and to be by your side all the time. If we must fight, I will never be the one who loses."

Xie Lang: "..."

He might not be able to form overlapping brain circuits with his boyfriend in his life.

Xie Lang didn't know until the beginning of school that Big Pig Trotter didn't skip a grade to go to junior year. He only studied hard for three months.

Because of the incident of sending canned cats, His Highness immediately gave up treatment, dismissed the tutor, and did not go to the cram school that he enrolled in. His grades did not improve by leaps and bounds to the point of skipping a grade.

So, after school started, Xie Lang's junior year and Lu Ziyao's sophomore year couldn't even take most elective courses together.

It was not easy to find a football that we could take as an elective together. After taking a few classes, Xie Lang regretted it and felt that he was not compatible with the ball.

Whether it's basketball, football, or table tennis, it will make cats who are originally agile become uncoordinated like polio.

When Xie Lang played football, he would subconsciously open his arms slightly to maintain his balance.

In the words of His Highness, when a cat is playing football, it is like a little penguin chasing an egg. It is afraid of stepping on the egg and stumbles, but also wants to get the egg, so it chases and runs in a daze, but has nowhere to settle.

This metaphor is so vivid that it almost pissed off the cat.

But Lu Ziyao was so in love with him in his heart, he wished he could cross half of the court and hold the toddler cat and little penguin tightly in his arms to protect him.

Naturally, in order to protect his little penguin, if Lu Ziyao was assigned to the opposite team, he would switch with his classmates to ensure that he was on the same team as Xie Lang.

When there is no threat around, Lu Ziyao will pass the ball to Xie Lang to make the little penguin "chasing eggs" happy and feel a little involved.

Sometimes, Xie Lang became ambitious while kicking, and refused to pass the ball back to the dragon cub. He took (chased) the ball all the way and tried to shoot. Often, he was stopped by his opponent without running a few steps.

The ruthless killer Kitty Maomao, with the dignity of a killer, wants to surpass others with his position, but every time he decides where to go, the opponent has already blocked the way.

In desperation, the little penguin Mao Mao frowned, and complained to the opponent standing in front of him aggrievedly: "Are you annoying? Why do you keep blocking me?"

The boy who stood in his way was a student from the Information Department next door, and he could be regarded as a standard otaku.

It was the first time for an otaku to see a beautiful feline race acting like a baby to him.

Even the male cat family has the coquettishness in the bones of the cat family, and it makes the bones crisp at a glance.

The otaku's face turned red up to his neck, and when he said "sorry", he really got out of the way and let the cat pass his level with the ball.

This scene fell in Lu Ziyao's eyes, and it was like thunder flashing across the clear sky!

In His Highness's heart, there is no other man who is worthy of a cat's acting like a baby.

The contented blush on the otaku's face at this moment clearly seemed to have secretly licked His Highness's honey.

After class, the otaku had been thinking about it for almost half an hour.

In the conservative heart of an otaku, Xie Lang unreasonably asked him to let go of the competition, that is to treat him as one of his own, it is a kind of implicit flirting, it is to see that he is actually a gay secret, and to pay attention to him for a long time up!

Who can say no to a No. 0 as delicious as Chelan?

Otaku boys are shy, but for the sake of happiness, after class, they mustered up the courage to ask Xie Lang, "By the way, I don't seem to have your mobile phone number. I'm also in the student union, please leave a contact information."

Xie Lang turned to look at the otaku with a puzzled expression.

Lu Ziyao stood three steps away, silently staring down at the little penguin cat.

The otaku waited eagerly for the phone number.

The cat stared at the blushing otaku, then looked back at the narrow-minded boyfriend, and told the otaku tactfully, "Sorry, it's inconvenient."

The otaku had never experienced such a situation, and he didn't feel that the boy's refusal hurt his self-esteem. Instead, he pretended to be frank and asked, "Why is it inconvenient? It just so happens that my two movie coupons are about to expire. If you are free..."

"He said, it's inconvenient." His Royal Highness suddenly stood in front of the cat, and condescendingly warned the toad, who was coveting his little penguin, with his eyes.

The otaku was taken aback, looked at His Highness and Xie Lang, and stammered in embarrassment: "You...do you have an appointment for the weekend?"

Lu Ziyao didn't answer, but turned to look at Xie Lang solemnly.

silence.

Xie Lang looked up and saw the wind blowing the broken hair on Lu Ziyao's forehead, the peach blossom eyes under the bangs suddenly narrowed, with a black-bellied smirk.

Lu Ziyao suddenly bowed his head and kissed Xie Lang.

It was just a superficial kiss, but it was lingering and nostalgic, and they slowly separated after a few seconds.

In front of a bunch of male classmates.

Xie Lang's heart was turbulent, he never thought that Lu Ziyao would be so eager to disclose the relationship!

But the shock was soon overwhelmed by joy, the cat turned its head away, and wanted to pretend to be calm to complete the coming out, but it couldn't control the twitching of the corners of its mouth!

Finally giving up on being cool, Xie Lang suddenly turned around, put his arms around Lu Ziyao's neck with a bright smile, and kissed Lu Ziyao fiercely!

The male students around who had been stunned gradually came to their senses and realized that they were lucky enough to witness the whole process of the royal family coming out of the closet. They immediately made noise, clapping and whistling wildly.

"..." The otaku was stunned.

Look at the figure and face of His Royal Highness, and then look at yourself. Self-knowledge is suddenly awakened—the phrase "Are you annoying" in the cat arena just now is probably not coquettish, but really thinks he is annoying ...

Even the disgusted expression is so seductive, it is worthy of being the cat of His Royal Highness, they are not jealous of mortals.

The author has something to say: Writing about the daily life really has no main line at all, it's like cheating money with a running account... The daily jokes about cats and dragons should be posted on Weibo, don't write a new chapter!