This damn cat

Waiting alone in the bedroom, seeing Lu Ziyao come back with a cold face, the cat got up and asked, "What did your mother talk to you about?"

Lu Ziyao was still guilty about the afternoon test, and didn't want the cat to see that he had no idea, so he whispered "nothing".

The cat looked at the dragon cub with a "really so" look, was silent for a moment, and turned away: "I'd better go back to the dormitory."

Lu Ziyao was taken aback for a moment, then looked up at him: "Why?"

The cat looked out of the window melancholy with eyes that see through everything: "Did your mother find out about my affairs with you?"

Lu Ziyao asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

"Sure enough." The cat pouted, "I won't make things difficult for you."

Lu Ziyao tilted his head in doubt: "What's so embarrassing?"

The cat said melancholy: "Your mother will definitely ask you to send me a sum of money to send me away, and I will never be allowed to step into the palace again."

A moment of silence.

Lu Ziyao asked him, "Which era script are you taking now?"

The cat sniffed, seeing through everything: "Don't comfort me, I understand."

Lu Ziyao squinted at the cat: "You haven't given birth to me yet, why should I send you money?"

Xie Lang opened his cat's eyes and looked back at the evil dragon in disbelief: "You despise me for not being able to give birth to you!"

Lu Ziyao couldn't help lowering his head and laughing, "What have you been thinking about all day long?"

"Anyway, I think more than you!" The cat was addicted to the play, and smiled and jumped in front of the dragon cub and asked, "What did your mother talk to you about?"

Lu Ziyao glanced at him, leaned lazily against the door, copied his pocket with one hand, and pretended to be calm and said, "She wants me to take a sexual orientation test in the afternoon."

Sheran was shocked.

A second ago, the dragon cub was deliberately diverting his attention by showing off his handsome legs, but he panicked when he heard the thunderbolt in the next second.

It was only at this moment that he realized that even if it was a beautiful dream, he wanted to linger on it for a while longer.

If the test results come out, there is no need to proceed with the contract between the dragon cub and him.

"The queen hates me so much..." Xie Lang lowered his head and muttered to himself.

From Cat's point of view, anyone who wants to separate him from the dragon cub hates him and wants to torture him.

"My mother is afraid that I will hurt your feelings. She doesn't hate you." Lu Ziyao tilted his head to look at the cat: "Why do you always think that other people don't like you?"

Lu Ziyao discovered two years ago that Xie Lang was very suspicious and would always be overly wary of those around him.

This is very strange, the cat is so cute, even if it is a real villain, there is no way to attack him.

Xie Lang was startled, and hurriedly turned around to avoid Lu Ziyao's sight, secretly hating himself for speculating about the queen in front of the dragon cub.

Damn it, when he encounters something he cares about, his previous inferiority complex will still sneak out, making him guard against the whole world.

"I'm not targeting your queen mother." Xie Lang explained in a low voice with self-reproach: "Many people hate me. I'm not likable in the first place, not only your mother."

Lu Ziyao straightened up, walked around to the cat with his long legs, and said seriously: "My mother likes you very much. She doesn't like me being capricious and impulsive, so she asked me to take this test. Others also like you very much. I know you. Everyone loves you."

Xie Lang raised his head and forced a smile at Lu Ziyao.

In the most important years of personality building, he was rejected and ignored by his closest family members, and his emotional inferiority was an abyss that material confidence could not make up for.

He didn't believe he could be liked.

Lu Ziyao frowned. Although he didn't know what was going on in the cat's mind, the cat's smile somehow made him feel uncomfortable.

Xie Lang wanted to change the subject, turned around and pretended to be relaxed and said, "It's the first time I've heard of such a physical examination program, can I accompany you to increase your knowledge?"

As soon as he finished speaking, his arms were suddenly strangled, and Xie Lang was dragged into Lu Ziyao's arms.

In the hot summer, with the cool air conditioner, the warm body temperature of the dragon cub was transmitted to Xie Lang's palm through the thin shirt.

The dragon's displeased voice came from above his head: "Everyone likes you very much. My cat doesn't need to be wary of anyone. I will guard against those who should be careful. You just need to be responsible for eating fish well and gain weight quickly. .”

Especially the butt.

Xie Lang: "..."

I really hate this evil dragon, who always likes to trick the tears of the cruel killer kitten.

The cat's eyes turned red, and the tears rolled down. It tried hard to hold back, but it still ran down its cheeks, staining the dragon cub's shirt.

He raised his cat's paw, wrapped it around the back of Lu Ziyao's neck, hugged him tighter, and said angrily: "You always behave like this, what do you want me to do..."

What if I can't live without you?

"What's wrong with me?" Lu Ziyao looked at the rare cat who took the initiative to hug him.

"It's very annoying!" Xie Lang raised his tearful cat eyes and stared at the evil dragon: "If you coax me again, I won't leave until the agreement is over! If you dare to drive me away, I will hold up a sign and say goodbye to you!" Demonstration at the gate of the palace, accusing Prince Oga of deceiving my feelings, and hiring ten kittens to hug your legs and shout 'Daddy, don't abandon us'!"

"Crazy." Lu Ziyao smiled, and when he got excited, he subconsciously bent over and picked up the cat, and walked towards the bed... Xie Lang kicked his legs and asked the dragon cub: "Why are you still walking into the house? It's time for lunch. "

**

Afternoon, hospital.

The sexual orientation testing technology used in hospitals is physiological testing.

The person undergoing the test must communicate with the doctor alone in the test room, and watch various pictures or action clips on the screen at the same time.

Various patches are attached to the body to monitor heart rate, EEG, and three nano-probes to detect changes in hormones, dopamine, etc., so as to give the inferred results of physiological orientation.

Generally speaking, the results of physiological tests are much more accurate than psychological tests, but they still cannot be used as absolute reference tests.

Because it involves the privacy of the tester, the regulations do not allow onlookers, but the queen is worried that her son is playing tricks, so she insists on onlookers, and she also takes the kitten with her, hoping that the cat will recognize the true face of this big pig's hoof and not be deceived.

Before the broadcast started, the doctor had a brief exchange with the prince as a psychological guide.

Lu Ziyao crossed Erlang's legs, put his elbows on his legs, propped his chin on the opposite side with his right hand, and covered his mouth with his hand.

Xie Lang understood the meaning of this action of the dragon cub very well - the dragon cub was hostile to the doctor.

Every time there was hostility and it was inconvenient to resist, Lu Ziyao would always cover his mouth and prop his chin like this.

When the holy witch forbids him to participate in the flying competition, when he doesn't want to hitch a ride with the boxing champion, when he doesn't want to accompany Maomao to visit the seafood exhibition... the dragon cub will cover his mouth with his backhand, as if he has been restricted from speaking, Unconvinced and helpless.

"From now on, you must regard me as your friend." The doctor smiled kindly at His Royal Highness: "We can be honest with each other, everything I do is to guide you to understand yourself more clearly, I am you A trusted friend."

Lu Ziyao covered his mouth, his amber eyes stared at the doctor coldly and rebelliously through the long eyelashes.

A trusted friend who won't ask him to leave his cat.

"You can relax completely now." The doctor felt that the pterosaur sitting across from him seemed to be planning how to eat himself. It was a little scary, and it was about to fail to work normally: "Sit upright, look at the screen, don't look at me ..."

His Highness still stared at the doctor resentfully, as if the doctor was trying to cooperate with the queen and take away his cat.

All are enemies.

"Lu Ziyao!" The queen sitting in the corner said seriously: "Cooperate with the doctor!"

His Highness reluctantly sat up straight, and moved his eyes to the screen with difficulty.

The thread attached to the head, wrist and chest seemed to be trembling slightly, and seemed to have begun to work.

His Highness felt even more guilty, glared at the doctor sideways, and muttered to cover up: "It's all a lie."

The doctor took a wet wipe and wiped the sweat from his forehead. The pterosaur is really unfriendly.

Video playback has started.

Each video or frame will last 5 minutes.

Lu Ziyao intends to use willpower to keep himself calm, and will not be moved by any pictures.

In actual operation, this kind of mentality made him overly nervous, and his reaction to things became more intense... The images played on the video are all selected and highly directional.

The doctor has been observing the fluctuations in the values ​​​​on several small screens, and he probably knows it well.

The test is over in half an hour.

When the light was turned on, Xie Lang noticed that the fine sweat on Lu Ziyao's forehead had slipped to the tip of his nose, and he was about to fall down.

"You don't need to be nervous." The doctor comforted: "The test is over, and you performed well."

Lu Ziyao didn't know whether what he said was good or not was the same as what he wanted, but his intuition told himself that everything was over.

In the video just now, there are girls shaking their breasts and choking, and there are muscular men touching their bodies and sticking out their tongues.

His Highness's psychological reaction was so clear that it was unbearable to look back on. If the muscular man stuck out his tongue with that expression in front of his face, His Highness would beat him up.

"The test results can be collected next week." The doctor stood up and bowed to the queen in the corner.

"This is the end?" It's over if it ends like this, Lu Ziyao lingered on the chair and did not leave, and said a few times: "Your test materials are too old and backward, where are the national medical subsidies spent?"

"These materials are quite typical..." The doctor took out another tissue and began to wipe his sweat. Does His Royal Highness deserve to be charged with such a serious crime?Of course, state subsidies are mainly spent on the people.

"Too irresponsible." Lu Ziyao was furious: "I don't approve of this test."

"Don't worry, we also have some materials that have not passed the vote. If you are not at ease about the test results, you can continue the test." The doctor immediately pressed the intercom and asked several assistants to come in to help.

Soon, the assistant hurriedly called up the spare materials for the doctor, pressed the light, and turned on the equipment.

Lu Ziyao didn't want to continue the test at all, but just wanted to deny the test results, but he didn't expect the doctor to have a second hand.

Continuing to test can only make the result more firm, His Highness is already too nervous to look at the screen.

"Please calm down, Your Highness, and pay attention to the screen." The assistant was afraid that the test would be wrong, so he could only remind him.

Lu Ziyao was so nervous that his lips became dry, but the queen mother's eyes were on her back, so she had no choice but to look up at the screen cooperatively.

At the beginning of the third material, His Highness's eyes suddenly lit up, and the anxious look on his face suddenly disappeared, and he was actually staring at the screen with great interest.

The doctor who was observing the image was stunned, and found that His Highness's heart rate, hormones and other data fluctuated unprecedentedly. The doctor turned his head in surprise and asked the assistant's condition.

In the video is a handsome boy in a tiger skin skirt and cat ear hair accessories.

The boy was lying on the carpet, his smooth left leg raised, the arc of his buttocks was stretched round, and a fluffy fake tail was dragging behind the short skirt.

The boy stared at the camera shyly and timidly with a pair of almond eyes, as if he was afraid of something and wanted to seek protection... The 5-minute video ended quickly, and His Royal Highness, who had been suffering so much, still had more to say.

Regardless of watching the next video, Lu Ziyao directly took off the patch on his body, got up and asked the doctor and assistant: "What brand is this man's pajamas? Is there a leopard print color?"

doctor:"……"

Your Highness, you are watching a test video, not a shopping ad.