This damn cat

The little cat deliberately ignored the dragon cub and continued to chat enthusiastically on the phone.

The dragon cub who didn't get a response was annoyed, slightly moved closer to the cat, and eavesdropped on the phone.

Kang Yao on the other end of the phone understood what Xie Lang meant, and asked hesitantly: "Do you mean to say that you are going to eat at that restaurant? Tonight?"

Lu Ziyao's ears trembled.

Bi Wangmao is still immersed in his own script, because of his love for fish, he read the information about that restaurant on the Internet before, and now he is finally able to pretend freely: "Is tuna also a signature dish there?"

Kang Yao was completely dazed, the kitten seemed to be out of his mind today, and asked wonderingly, "Who are you talking to?"

The little gay cat still wanted to continue acting, but the dragon cub beside him suddenly made a move, pinched the bottom of the phone and twitched it suddenly, took away the cat's phone, answered the call of the boxing champion himself, and replied calmly: "He is talking to me, it's okay Hang up first."

The cat wanted to get back the phone, but after hearing what the dragon cub said, it withdrew its hand again and opened its cat's eyes wide - how did the dragon know what the boxing champion said?

Lu Ziyao hung up the phone, looked sideways at the little cat, and raised the corners of his lips: "I heard everything."

The little gay cat blushed instantly, and explained in a low voice: "I was joking with the boxing champion..."

The evil dragon smiled, raised his hand and patted the driver's seat, and told the driver: "Go to Yin Shang Restaurant."

After speaking, he turned to look at the little bald cat: "You want to eat fugu? Why didn't you tell me directly? I thought you lost your temper because you got impatient."

The little gay cat's brain was running fast, and he felt that it was better to attribute the failure of this pretense to "wanting to eat fish" rather than "wanting to be angry with dragon cubs", so he simply lowered his head and hesitatingly admitted.

"Is that boxing champion really coming to the capital?" Lu Ziyao asked the cat.

Xie Lan nodded dejectedly.

"Don't talk to him."

"Why?" Xie Lang raised his head and said, "Brother Boxing Champion is very enthusiastic, he even took me..."

By the way, you can't talk about gay bars!

Xie Lang quickly shut up.

Lu Ziyao narrowed his eyes vigilantly, tilted his head and squinted at the cat suspiciously: "Why did you take you? Did you go out with him?"

Xie Lang pretended to look at the scenery outside the window: "He won't accept money, so I'll treat him to a meal."

"People like them are very dangerous." The dragon cub threatened the little cat: "I was raised by my adoptive father since I was a child, and the people and things I came into contact with are different from you. Maybe I want to trick you into going home to pinch the pads. When you don't pinch, Just put you in a cage and only give you that 6 yuan canned cat food every day.”

"That's not the case with boxing champions." The little cat retorted angrily: "If he was that bad, he would have kidnapped us when he sent us to the border! And the six-dollar canned cat food is also delicious..."

It’s just that there is less fish, and there are a lot of fish-flavored wheat bran in it. Kittens who don’t have pocket money, rarely ate canned food worth six yuan in the past.

"It's because I'm by your side that he can't do it." The evil dragon induced the little cat: "In the future, if someone who doesn't know the details wants to ask you out to play, he must take me with him, and I will protect you."

Xie Lang's heart skipped a beat, and he opened his cat's eyes to look at the dragon cub.

Although a certain silver-scaled pterosaur seemed to be the most dangerous existence in the world, the confused cat felt that those peach blossom eyes were so gentle, so the ghost almost nodded his head.

His Highness hooked the corners of his mouth imperceptibly, put his arms around the little cute cat's shoulders, and looked out the window: "It's almost here, do you want to eat puffer fish?"

The little gay cat just mentioned puffer fish just for the sake of pretending to be aggressive. At this moment, what he cares most about is: "It's very expensive over there, why don't you catch it yourself and make it home."

Lu Zi laughed out loud, "Poison won't kill you."

Xie Lang: "..."

How could such a dragon have a girl willing to lay eggs for him!

**

After Kang Yao was hung up, the whole tiger was stunned.

The voice I heard just now was indeed the same as the prince's voice on TV.

That being said, he remembered correctly, the boy who was with the kitten was really Prince Oga!

Although the boy's fighting power was terrifying and weird, who would have thought that Prince Oga would show up in an underground nightclub with a dirty face and a dirty face to participate in a boxing match?

He guessed that the young nobleman might have caused trouble and ran away from home, but he didn't expect that the prince could get into something unfair, so he really didn't think about it.

Seeing that Kang Yao was still out of his wits, Zhang Dongyang asked him softly: "Just now, on TV, was that boy who was thanked by the prince really him? I feel like I read it right."

Kang Yao nodded slowly: "It's him."

"I'm going...Young Master Kang, you have made friends with a big man! I can't tell, that kid is actually a friend of the prince. Then the first business of our store will be stable. You can ask him to ask the prince. A sports car comes over to play for a while, and it is enough for us to pay back!"

Kang Yao came back to his senses and looked at Zhang Dongyang with a frown: "Don't make up his mind, that kitten is very shy, and he can't even get money to solicit business."

"I'm just imagining it like this..." Kang Yao's nervous expression on the kitten made Zhang Dongyang a little angry: "Why are you so nervous? Are you serious about him? That kid is a high school student and doesn't understand anything."

Kang Yao lowered his head and murmured: "If I don't understand, I can teach it. I can wait when I am young. I am just afraid of him..."

"What are you afraid of?" Zhang Dongyang asked curiously.

Kang Yao frowned and said lightly: "I always feel that his feelings for the little prince are not like ordinary buddies. I'm afraid he has that kind of meaning for the prince."

"Tch!" Zhang Dongyang joked, "How can there be a pure buddy relationship between a man and a man?"

Kang Yao asked: "You also watched the interview with the little prince, do you think he looks like an insider?"

"Pfft..." Zhang Dongyang was overjoyed: "At first glance, he looks like a King Kong straight man. Just like Your Majesty, isn't their pterosaur clan a typical straight man family? The women my ancestors looked for were all the kind who are soft and yin, and they are so gentle at first glance. As for the big beauty who makes people want to protect, whoever the prince is in the same circle with, it is impossible to be in the same circle as us."

"That's why." Kang Yao said worriedly: "Xie Lang shouldn't hang out with that kind of boy. If he is tempted, he will be easily hurt. Even if he doesn't give me his first love, I hope it won't be too painful."

Only then did Zhang Dongyang think about it seriously, and agreed: "It's true, a straight man with the prince's personality is a killer for us pure zero, mixing every day is fatal~"

After Zhang Dongyang finished speaking, he raised his hand to hold Kang Yao's face again: "But I'm too young, I don't have the patience to wait for the prince to grow up, so I might as well take advantage of you~"

"Stop making trouble." Kang Yao said, "Hurry up and pack your things, don't delay the opening day."

Zhang Dongyang pouted and joked: "When I recruited people to buy shares, I called them Xiao Yangyang. Now the newcomers are better than the old ones..."

**

"mia~mia~mia..."

A set of puffer fish is thinly sliced, so thin that it is transparent.

The kitten who put the fugu sashimi into its mouth for the first time seemed to fly into the air.

Without dipping sauce, the natural and light umami taste exploded in the mouth, biting down, the unique tenacity made the delicious taste last.

"Is it so delicious?" Seduced by the kitten's expression, His Highness tasted the chopsticks again, but he still didn't like it very much. He probably couldn't understand the cat's obsession with fish.

"It's really delicious!" The cat began to taste the next piece with a sincere face, and while being overwhelmed by the taste, complained: "It's just too expensive. The one my uncle took me to eat last year only sold 800 yuan for three meals." Much, much cheaper than this, but the chef’s skills may indeed be different, and it’s really delicious.”

"The main ingredients are different. This store has a good reputation, and the pricing is very honest." His Highness pointed to the edge of the puffer fish and said, "Don't you cats understand this well? Farmed puffer fish or wild puffer fish depends on the quality, color, and freshness of the meat. It also affects the taste, and the processing methods can not improve it much.”

The little gay cat curled his lips, how could he understand that there are more than 2000 servings of food?Only noble cats can understand.

They are wild cats, and only have research on canned cat food that costs 6 yuan to 18 yuan.

Halfway through the first dish, the chef and the waiter brought the second thick-cut sashimi and deep-fried puffer fish to the table, and could not help but invite His Highness to taste it.

The owner of the store also watched the prince dine with his friends from afar. This is really a great face. After the prince's coming-of-age ceremony, he actually came to their restaurant directly for dinner!

After this incident spread, girls who traveled to the capital during the summer will definitely find this place to take photos and post on social networks, which is more convincing than any advertising marketing.

However, the prince only moved two chopsticks for the first puffer fish in the set meal, which obviously didn't go well with his mouth.

The store is very confident in its own cooking skills, and thinks that the prince doesn't like to eat puffer fish, so he asked the waiter to recommend other signature dishes to His Highness in advance.

The waiter also followed the boss's wishes and recommended to the prince the fresh shrimps that had just been delivered half an hour ago, but the prince flatly rejected it!

"I don't eat fresh shrimp, thank you."

The 13 yuan a fresh shrimp left an indelible shadow during the poverty period of His Royal Highness, and he would not eat it if he said he would not eat it.

"Pfft..." The cat who had just eaten a mouthful of thick-cut puffer fish burst out laughing, remembering the day when the dragon cub "begged" for a huge sum of 200 yuan and was robbed of 120 by a black shop in one go, he couldn't stop laughing. !

"Hmph..." The cat was afraid that the delicious food in its mouth would be sprayed out, so it covered its mouth to regain its composure.

Lu Ziyao squinted and warned the little cat not to laugh, but the little cat was out of control, so His Highness raised his head and told the waiter: "He is full, take these two dishes away."

"No!" The little cat stopped laughing in an instant, and opened its arms in horror, protecting the fish tightly: "I'm not full yet!"

Because dragon cubs don't like to eat puffer fish, I ordered a sea urchin set meal.

The cat devoured a whole serving of three-eating fugu. He drank not a single drop of the last fugu hot pot. He refused to add seaweed to the waiter for fear of destroying the original umami taste of the fugu.

After eating, the cat greedily took a bite of His Highness's sea urchin, probably because he was really full and didn't think it was delicious, but His Highness liked it a lot.

Seeing the promotion in the menu book, sea urchins have the effect of "strengthening essence and strengthening yang", and the little gay cat is inexplicably a little scared. I always feel that pterosaurs, a species with excessive hormone secretion, should not like to eat this kind of food.

After returning to the palace, the little gay cat was unbearably stretched, lying on the cashmere carpet in His Highness's video game room, refusing to move, its belly bulging.

When His Highness was playing the shooting game, he couldn't help but look back at the cat, feeling very satisfied. The little bald cat should eat a little fatter to be softer.

The cat's eyes are shining brightly, recalling the delicious taste of puffer fish.

It wasn't until after taking a bath in the evening that His Highness changed his dressing, the cat came back to his senses and watched the nurses help His Highness remove the bandage with a concerned expression.

Only the elbow part of His Highness's arm still needs medicine, and only the knee socket is on his leg. There is no need to change the medicine on the side and back.

Nurses said that because the joints are resilient subsquamous tissue, the recovery is a little slower.

"Does it still hurt?" Xie Lang asked the dragon cub nervously while cleaning the wound.

Lu Ziyao glanced at him: "Can you help me with the medicine?"

Xie Lang said nervously, "I won't."

"Let her teach you."

After the cat administered the medicine under the guidance of the nurses, it helped His Highness to lie down on the bed.

Then he was pulled into his arms by the evil dragon and fell asleep.

The little gay cat refused in his heart, and was very afraid that the terrible reaction that night would happen again.

However, when lying next to the dragon cub, the body will be surrounded by a strange sense of comfort and security, as if being pinched by the nape of fate, completely irresistible.

So, the unprincipled little gay cat compromised for another night.

In the middle of the night, worried that something would happen when I fell asleep, the cat secretly turned its back to sleep.

After spending the night trembling with fear, the cat woke up vigilant before seven o'clock in the morning, and was relieved to find that he had no such reaction.

Just as I was about to stay in bed for a while, I suddenly felt something pressing against my back, probably above the tailbone.

The experienced Xie Lang suddenly had blood rushing to his brain, slowly turned over, squinted his eyes and looked down.

The dragon cub seemed to be still soundly asleep, with long eyelashes covering its lower eyelids, breathing gently.

The cat's gaze moved down slowly. In the dark room, a pair of cat eyes shining with golden light looked into the dark quilt. Before it could see clearly, the dragon cub suddenly raised his hand and scratched his nose, turned over and lay on his back.

The cat sees the thin cashmere quilt and turns it into a small tent...

At this moment, the little gay cat's brain went blank!

Before he could figure it out, the dragon cub raised his hand and scratched his ears again, his breathing gradually became heavy, as if he was about to wake up.

The little gay cat shrank its head in fright, quickly closed its eyes and pretended to be asleep.

Not long after, the dragon cub turned over again. Sure enough, he gradually regained consciousness. He half-opened his eyes, squeezed his right hand, and found that the limp cat was still there. Then he sat up and went to the bathroom in a daze.

The little gay cat who was pretending to sleep was trembling slightly nervously, opened his eyes, his face was full of shock and...excitement.

It's been a while, but still can't wait for His Highness to come out of the bathroom.

What is he doing?

The little gay cat clenched its fists, excited and imaginative.