This damn cat

It was agreed to only pinch the meat pad, but after looking at the cat for a moment, His Highness still instinctively lifted the cat into the air and shook it twice.

Then His Highness took the cat into his arms, held the right paw, pinched once, pinched twice, crazy and shadowless!

The mood instantly relaxed.

The cruel killer kitten, Mao Mao, was lying in His Highness's arms, with one paw imprisoned, and let out a dissatisfied "meow".

His Highness didn't seize the time to continue pinching the claws, so he just held the claws and closed his eyes.

Feel the cat's soft belly against me, warm and fluffy, a small one.

It seems that I have finally understood the mood of those who form a team to play cats.

The cat originally wanted to pull out its claws, so that the dragon, who didn't cherish the opportunity, would regret it.

But seeing the satisfied smile on the corner of His Highness's mouth, the cat seemed to be infected, quietly leaning against his chest, a pair of big cat ears trembled, and closed its eyes reassuringly.

At this moment, Xie Lang felt a pair of sinister dragon claws, suddenly pinched his ears, moved forward, and covered his eyes with his ears.

Xie Lang, who was blindfolded by his own cat ears: "????"

The dragon's laughter suddenly came from the top of his head: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Xie Lang: "..."

Creatures like pterosaurs really deserve to be exterminated.

Serval's ears are very large, which is why Shelan dared to pretend that they were leopard ear hairpins.

These big ears are the pride of the serval cat and must not be used as a blindfold!

A deep "meow——" with a warning breath, which means that if you dare to play with your ears, you will die.

After hearing the warning, His Highness covered the cat's ears, then lifted them again, like playing hide-and-seek, and gave a "meow" to Xie Lang!

Xie Lang silently stared at the death-seeking young dragon with the eyes of death——

Give His Highness one last chance to loosen his cat ears.

However, His Highness lifted the cat's ears again, and happily shouted to the kitten: "Meow!"

Xie Lang: "..."

Cat's Claw Lightning Strikes!

The young dragon screamed!

That night, Prince Oga fell asleep with three paw prints.

And the God of War killer kitten who defeated the dragon is still humming a little song "meowing" and enjoying the bubble bath.

·

Early the next morning, the cat and His Highness were awakened by a knock on the door.

Xie Lang immediately jumped out of bed, went to the bathroom to change his clothes, and followed His Highness out of the secret room.

It is His Highness's grandparents who have returned to the palace urgently.

The grandparents asked to take the emperor and grandson away and personally protect the safety of the children.

His Highness's grandfather is also the Supreme Emperor. Because he didn't care about state affairs, he took the Zen position as early as after his son got his doctorate.

After that, I accompany my wife to go to resorts around the world for recreation, and stay wherever I like for three to five months, and only come back to see my children and grandchildren on important festivals.

After receiving the notification from the Holy Witch last night, grandma was so frightened that she refused to take the plane, and flew back to the palace overnight on grandpa pterosaur.

Arriving home at three o'clock in the middle of the night, I lost news of my son and daughter-in-law, and my grandma was in a state of confusion, wishing to hide her grandson in her pocket so that no one would touch her.

It was so easy to wait until dawn and immediately wake up the grandson and call him over.

The holy witch bowed and asked: "It is very safe for Your Highness to stay with the old minister. Please rest assured to wait for the emperor and queen mother. The old minister will settle the matter as soon as possible and welcome back your majesty and queen."

"No!" The grandma raised her hand to take the little prince, frowned and said, "There is a ghost in this palace, how can it be safe? My grandfather and I took him to fly around the world. Who can find our traces?" ? Even if you find it, you won’t be able to catch up, of course it’s safer to stay with us!”

The Holy Witch boldly advised: "Queen Dowager, the villain doesn't know where to hide now, and you are running around with His Highness, it's like setting up a target and waiting for the other party to aim..."

The queen mother refused to listen to the persuasion of the holy witch, and wanted to take her grandson away, so she pushed the grandfather, asking him to order the holy witch not to intervene.

Grandpa didn't make a sound, his brows were tightly frowned, and he didn't know what he was thinking about.

Xie Lang has been standing in the corner watching, seemingly forgotten by everyone.

At 08:30 in the morning, His Highness's second uncle and third uncle also rushed to the palace to discuss the plan to protect the prince.

The third uncle is the father of his cousin Lu Hui. He has similar eyes and noses, but his temperament is very different.

Lu Hui has the kind of decent appearance that looks cheerful and enthusiastic, but the third uncle has a kind of temperament, and he doesn't have the behavior of the old-fashioned gentleman like the second uncle.

When we were discussing matters at the dinner table at noon, everyone was discussing the protection plan in a serious manner, but the third uncle sat there with his head on his head, smirked at the little prince, and said, "Why don't you go home with the third uncle, your brother and Your sister can play with you, how boring it is to be alone in the secret room, isn't it?"

"Is this time to play!" the queen mother yelled angrily, and the third uncle immediately shut up obediently.

Through observation, Xie Lang discovered that men in the royal family are very afraid of their mothers, which seems to be hereditary.

The queen mother became anxious, no one dared to talk too much, the prince followed her, it was almost a certainty.

Xie Lang was very depressed, and slipped out of the restaurant alone, shuttling through the labyrinth-like corridors of the palace.

If the dragon cub left with grandma, he would definitely not take the cat with him, but Shengwu said that the dragon cub accompanied by Xie Lang is the safest dragon cub.

In the words of the holy witch, Xie Lang believed what he wanted to believe, and didn't believe what he didn't want to believe. He was very casual.

And the fact that the dragon cub needs him to accompany him is what the little cat believes most.

Xie Lang walked into a study unknowingly while wandering.

Seeing that there was no one inside, he wandered around the bookshelf in boredom.

Not long after, the whispers of two men suddenly came from outside the door.

Shelan happened to be standing next to the shutters. Out of curiosity, he looked out of the window through the gap and found a servant in a tuxedo, carrying a tray.

There are three cups of tea on the tray.

Next to the attendant stood a purple-robed prophet. The prophet stared blankly at the three cups of tea for a while, lowered his head and tore open a packet of powdered unknown substance in his hand, poured it into one of the teacups, and then whispered to the attendant : "This cup is for the Queen Mother, remember?"

The attendant nodded slightly, and headed towards the dining room with the tray.

Xie Lang in the study was so frightened that he didn't dare to move.

Are they drugging the Queen Mother?

When the purple-robed man disappeared in the corridor, Xie Lang slowly moved his body and leaned against the wall by the window. The whole study seemed to be filled with the sound of his heartbeat.

He tried his best to calm down, turned around and sprinted out the door quietly, arriving at the restaurant one step ahead of the attendants.

Before serving tea, Xie Lang took a step forward, took the porcelain cup that the attendant was about to bring to the Queen Mother, and apologized with a smile: "I'm thirsty, can I have this cup?"

The attendant looked surprised, as if he wanted to explain something, but gave up, nodded calmly, and gave the Queen Mother another cup of tea.

Only then did the queen mother notice the strange boy.

After listening to the recommendation from the holy witch, the queen mother kindly read a few words of greeting with the little cat, and then hurriedly continued to discuss the business.

Holding the tea, Xie Lang walked out of the restaurant calmly, found a potted plant, poured out the cup of tea with ingredients, and then turned back to the restaurant.

He didn't want anything to happen to His Highness's grandma, because she was obviously someone who really cared about His Highness's safety, and she was regarded as a friendly army, so she could protect her if she could.

At present, there is one thing that is certain - that prophet who swore allegiance to the royal family wants to attack His Highness's grandmother.

Regardless of whether this incident was instigated by the Holy Witch, it shows that the oath is not reliable at all.

Xie Lang didn't tell what he saw in person, mainly because he was afraid of scaring the snake.

The holy witch was sitting next to Lu Ziyao. The old man was very suspicious at present. Xie Lang was worried that after tearing his face, he would suddenly be unfavorable to His Highness.

It is important to ensure the safety of the dragon cubs first.

·

After lunch, the adults were still discussing.

Xie Lang followed His Highness to play games in the video game room upstairs.

"Why are you in a daze?" Dragon Cub found that the little cat had been out of his mind.

Xie Lang turned his head to look at His Highness, his eyes glazed over, and he remained silent, thinking of various escape methods in his mind.

"Are you okay?" The dragon cub took off the VR game helmet and looked at the kitten suspiciously.

"Let's escape." Xie Lang suddenly said firmly: "Right now, escape to Isalo and find your aunt."

"..." His Highness looked at the little cat with a mentally retarded look.

Xie Lang looked serious: "Only there is the safest place, no one has such long hands, no one can put eyeliner around foreign royal families."

His Highness realized that the kitten was not joking, so he quickly rejected this inexplicable plan: "No one can put eyeliner around grandparents, so I can temporarily go abroad with them to avoid it."

"Is your grandma willing to take me with you?" the cat asked seriously.

"Uh...they...this..." His Highness didn't quite understand why the little cat, who usually loves to play cool, suddenly became so clingy.

Could it be the reason why I held the cat's paw all night last night?

"That's it." The cat concluded with a blank face: "Your grandma doesn't believe in the Holy Witch at all, and she certainly wouldn't take me as a burden. Without me, you will definitely die. The Holy Witch is not safe here. Here we will die together, so we can only go to your aunt."

After finishing speaking, the cat picked up the collar of the dragon cub and forced him to stand up: "Let's go, hurry up, the guards don't know that you are restricted from freedom now, we just say go to school, if you meet the purple robe prophet, you Just knock them out."

"Wait a minute!" The little dragon cub who was picked up raised his hand to stop the nervous kitten from messing around: "I will definitely die without you? How did you come to this conclusion? Have you painted poison on your cat's paws? You don't touch poison for a day Death like this?"

"It's too late to explain." The cat dragged the dragon cub's sleeve and dragged it out of the door: "Hurry up, the holy witch will lock us into the secret room after dark, and we will not be able to escape."

After walking a few steps, the people behind suddenly paused. Xie Lang tried his best, but he couldn't pull it anymore.

Turning around, the dragon cub tilted his head and stared at him in confusion.

"Come with me." Xie Lang knew that he couldn't drag away a dragon cub who didn't want to leave, so he could only open his cat's eyes and plead in a low voice: "Trust my instinct."

Lu Ziyao was silent for a while, then slowly retracted his arms, and pulled the kitten to him.

The dragon cub approached Xie Lang, with deceitful tenderness in his peach eyes, as if telling a bedtime story, he gently coaxed the cat: "Don't think about it, I'm right here, staying by your side, not going with grandma, nor Let no one hurt you and myself, okay?"

Xie Lang's heart trembled, looking at the handsome face in front of him that made him feel safe, he secretly vowed in his heart: we must protect this little dragon cub.

"I don't think you dare to go out, Your Highness."

Xie Lang suddenly changed into a look of contempt: "Because you are afraid of being assassinated by bad guys? It's safer for you to hide in your grandma's arms."

Everyone knows that no matter how docile the pterosaur is, it is cultivated. This race born for fighting cannot resist this type of provocation.

"Afraid?" Lu Ziyao's harmless expression instantly turned into furious provocation, and he raised the corner of his mouth and told the kitty, "I'm afraid those trash won't dare to show up."

·

While the adults were having a meeting, the little cat easily abducted the childish and aggressive dragon cub from the palace.

Before leaving, Xie Lang left a note in the prince's bedroom, exposing the matter of the purple-robed prophet administering medicine to the queen mother, but did not say the destination where he and his highness fled.

Fearing that the planes and trains would reveal their whereabouts, the cat with amazing anti-reconnaissance ability, relying on a pair of cute cat ears, stopped several private cars along the way and headed towards Isalo.

Both of their mobile phones were turned off and their SIM cards were unplugged to avoid being tracked.

When they got out of the third private car, Xie Lang and Lu Ziyao stood at the crossroads in the suburbs, feeling isolated from the world.

One cat and one dragon, only each other is left.

"I'm hungry." Lu Ziyao said angrily.

From the moment he got on the second ride, the dragon cub had already discovered that he had been hit by the little cat's trick.

But looking back, he seemed stupid, and he might be scolded half to death by the holy witch, so he simply decided to take refuge with his aunt. Anyway, the holy witch can test that he is safe and sound, so it won't make the elders more worried.

After all, wherever he stays now, the elders will be worried.

"When you find your aunt, you can eat whatever you want." The cat replied calmly.

Lu Ziyao turned his head to look at the little cat in disbelief, closed his eyes and said in a low voice: "At this speed, it will take at least five days to get to the border by car to Isalo, and then I will inform my aunt to pick us up. She will take seven hour plane. So, you're going to go six days without food?"

The cat immediately knelt down on one knee, unloaded the backpack, took out a can of dried fish from Weekly No. 1, and handed it to His Highness: "I took all the twenty cans you gave me, and I can share them with you." I'll give you two cans, so you can save some food."

Lu Ziyao collapsed and closed his eyes, feeling that the edge of his endurance was constantly being tested by the silly cat.