This damn cat

The monitor's family lived in the Jingyishan villa area. After Xie Lang and Lu Ziyao rang the doorbell, it was the maid who opened the door.

The squad leader's parents are usually very busy, and they are not at home as usual at the moment.

Xie Lang asked the maid to tell the squad leader that he and His Highness came down to visit her.

But His Highness denied this: "I have sent you here, you can visit yourself."

"It's all here." Xie Lang stood expressionlessly at the door, looking straight ahead, a cat's paw roguely grabbed His Highness's sleeve: "Let's comfort the squad leader together."

His Highness tried several times to shake off the cat's claws, but to no avail, so he had to reason patiently: "I don't know how to coax girls. When the queen mother is angry, every time I say a word, the fire will increase. If you come here today, I don’t want to piss off the squad leader, it’s best to let me go now.”

"Squad leader is different from your queen mother." The little cat clenched its paws even tighter, and would not let go.

"What's the difference? The thinking of women and cats cannot be understood logically."

Xie Lang didn't explain. He felt that the squad leader would want to see this dragon.

Because the squad leader would blush and stutter every time he saw the dragon.

Never had a girlfriend but watched a movie, the thoughtful little cat knows that this means that the squad leader is blind, oh no, it means that the squad leader may be a member of Prince Oga's fans.

If there is only Xie Lang as a visitor, the squad leader may make excuses to shirk.

Not long after, the maid really hurried downstairs and told them to wait for a while, and the squad leader went downstairs to receive them.

So, Xie Lang grabbed the dragon cub by force, sat down on the sofa in the living room, and waited patiently.

10 minutes passed, and the squad leader hadn't appeared yet.

His Highness raised his head and asked the maid: "Does your villa have more than 200 floors?"

maid:"……"

Xie Lang politely translated His Highness's question: "Why hasn't the squad leader come downstairs yet? Is there any trouble?"

Only then did the maid tell the truth: "Miss has been in a bad mood since she came back last night, and she didn't take a bath. She doesn't see outsiders unless she takes a bath."

It turned out to be washing and dressing up.

So, after waiting for a full 10 minutes, the squad leader finally appeared in front of the two of them refreshingly.

"Your Highness! Cat?" The squad leader sat down on the sofa beside him in surprise: "Why are you here?"

"You didn't go to school today." Xie Lang said, "We are worried, are you feeling unwell?"

The class monitor was flattered, glanced at Lu Ziyao who was in a daze, and murmured with a blushing face, "Your Highness cares about me so much? I thought you wouldn't even find out that I didn't go to school."

Lu Ziyao turned his amber light pupils, looked at the monitor, and continued to be in a daze.

Xie Lang was worried that the dragon cub would say "I really didn't notice", so he quickly changed the subject: "Why did you ask for leave? Is it because of what happened last night?"

The squad leader didn't speak, but looked nervous, and didn't want to discuss the matter of biting off the man's hand in front of the prince.

Xie Lang leaned forward, looked at the monitor seriously with cat eyes, "It's not your fault, monitor, they came to trouble me, you accidentally injured someone to protect me, you can't bear any responsibility ,Understand?"

Seeing that the prince didn't react at all, and he didn't seem to regard her as a different kind because of the severed hand accident, the squad leader felt a little relieved.

She lowered her head and thought for a while, then she looked up at the little cat: "It wasn't because of you, I bit him because he beat me and scolded me... called me ugly."

"I just want to bite him, let him suffer, and stop scolding me...but..." the squad leader tugged at his sleeve nervously.

Xie Lang was very surprised by this answer, and couldn't think of how to answer it for a while.

It was because of being scolded...

This matter was beyond Xie Lan's plan from beginning to end.

Originally, they just wanted Wang Peng and Fatty to watch him suffer domestic violence. Without fighting back, Wang Peng and Fatty probably tried their best to prevent Chen Xingbang from beating him, and Chen Xingbang pushed him away.

In the surveillance video, children of the dragon clan were implicated, which would definitely cause waves of public opinion. The dignitaries of the dragon clan have always been the focus of public attention.

To put it simply, Xie Lang just wanted to use the social status of the rich and powerful to attract attention. Even if they did not intervene, public opinion would urge the relevant departments to deal with this domestic violence incident seriously.

However, the addition of the squad leader disrupted the whole plan.

No one has contacted Xie Lang so far. The Chen brothers should have gotten into trouble, perhaps more terrible than expected.

But this is not the revenge Xie Lang wants.

The Ruthless Killer loves revenge in his own way and doesn't want others to get involved by accident.

So he came to appease the squad leader, definitely not because of guilt, just say no.

There is no "guilt" in the dictionary of a ruthless killer.

"The mantra of that scumbag is to call people ugly." Xie Lang pretended to laugh easily: "He called me ugly, and also called my classmates ugly, I am used to it, but he called girls ugly, you should pull it out." His tongue."

Hearing this, the squad leader's dodging eyes suddenly lit up, and he raised his head uncertainly and asked the little cat: "That's his catchphrase? Then you think... I'm not ugly?"

"Of course." Xie Lang replied loudly without thinking.

The squad leader turned his head happily and asked His Highness for confirmation: "Really?"

Lu Ziyao has always carried out the valuable experience of "it's best not to interrupt when girls are unhappy", and still stares at the monitor blankly, without responding for a long time.

Xie Lang: "..."

"..." The squad leader's face became more and more unconfident.

His Highness still did not answer.

Xie Lang couldn't bear it anymore, sneaked his right hand aside, pressed the back of the dragon cub's head, and forced him to "nod his head"!

Lu Ziyao turned to look at the little cat: "???"

After being "approved" by His Highness, the squad leader was so excited that tears welled up in the corners of his eyes.

"You have a special temperament and a different sense of beauty." Xie Lang continued to rhetorically say, "It's the most beautiful...saltwater crocodile I've ever seen."

He has only seen this saltwater crocodile in reality, so it is not bragging to say so.

"You coaxing me~~" the squad leader denied it, his face flushed with joy.

"Why should I coax you? I can swear to God." Xie Lang looked serious.

"Really!" The squad leader stared at His Royal Highness with a pair of bright yellow-green vertical pupils, like a little crocodile that has been hated for three months, it can be said to be very scary!

Fortunately, it was a pterosaur that was being watched, so it didn't lose its composure and jumped up to escape.

Lu Ziyao leaned on the sofa with his arms crossed, still turning his head slightly, looking at the monitor expressionlessly, without answering.

Another moment of silence.

Xie Lang couldn't bear it anymore, and repeated the old trick, reaching up from behind the dragon cub with his right hand...

Before touching the back of the head, Maozhuo was vigilantly caught by Longzhua and pushed back onto the sofa!

Xie Lang opened his eyes wide, turned his head and glared at the dragon cub angrily, trying to pull out the cat's claw.

Lu Ziyao's palm was slightly warm, and his grip was firm... He didn't move at all!

Xie Lang took a deep breath and slammed the cat's paw!

Didn't come out.

He tried this action three times.

So, the squad leader discovered that the kitten and His Highness started to look at each other "affectionately" inexplicably.

During this period, the kitty's body "twitched"...

Maybe he was stunned by His Highness's gaze.

Sure enough, His Highness still likes the traditional pretty appearance of cats, right?

Seeing that the squad leader fell into despair again, Xie Lang hurriedly added: "Your Highness told me this, he has always thought you are a beautiful woman with a lot of personality!"

Lu Ziyao: "?"

The squad leader didn't believe it, he lowered his head and muttered in a low voice: "How is it possible..."

At this moment, Xie Lang's left hand has touched the package of mustard dried fish from the backpack.

Finding the right time, I suddenly grabbed a handful of dried fish!

Stuff it backhand into the mouth of the dragon cub!

And cover his mouth to prevent him from spitting it out!

Lu Ziyao: "!!!!"

"Ah, why are you crying, Your Highness?" Xie Lang held the little dragon cub's wildly shaking head with both hands, pinched his nose to force him to swallow the dried fish, and continued to interview His Highness: "Is it because the squad leader doesn't believe your words! It makes you sad ?”

The squad leader looked up in surprise, and found that the prince's eyes were really red, full of tears and despair!

The squad leader finally believed in the fact that he was an "alternative beauty", and he was in a good mood.

Because there was no psychological burden, the squad leader also frankly expressed his thoughts all the time.

The main reason is that she hated her identity as a saltwater crocodile, and accidentally bit off the uncle's hand, which made her feel very guilty.

Xie Lang has been listening quietly, his expression changed from being positive to please, to gradually turning into a usual numb expression.

When the grim killer feels dissatisfied, he is reluctant to continue to behave nicely.

The monitor's complaint made him very dissatisfied.

"That scumbag attacked you, whether it was physically or verbally, he struck first, and you fight back, so why should you feel guilty?" Xie Lang said coldly.

The little cat's attitude made the squad leader a little at a loss, and after a moment of consideration, he explained: "I just think that my counterattack is too much, he didn't actually hurt me, and I... I didn't want to hurt him either. It's all because of our racial characteristics, I shouldn't have bitten someone, and accidentally seriously injured him."

Xie Lang said expressionlessly: "Accidentally injured him seriously? I was deliberately seriously injured by my stepfather since I was a child, and I tried every means to fight back like you. Unfortunately, because of my racial characteristics, I can't do it at all. arrive."

The squad leader was taken aback, and looked at the little cat in surprise: "...you, are you often domestically abused by your stepfather? Why don't you call the police?"

"Probably because he was not killed." Xie Lang said flatly: "You can only understand how useful the police are when you are in the same situation as me.

Since I was ten years old, I have known that no one can help me. I can only become strong by myself. For example, to become like you, it is best to accidentally bite off my stepfather's head. "

Squad Leader: "..."

Xie Lang looked at her indifferently: "You races with amazing natural fighting power, you have so much power that you need to be careful with the enemy. You have clearly done something to punish rape and eliminate evil, but you still feel that you have gone too far and hate your own racial characteristics. Please. , take care of my self-esteem."

The squad leader frowned: "If I can be as good-looking as you, so what if I get beaten every day!"

"Maybe I really can't put myself in your shoes and consider your feelings." Xie Lang said, "But I hope you can see your own strengths and not blindly magnify your weaknesses.

You know, the whole class likes you very much, because you are warm-hearted, kind, and powerful. How can you compare to a waste like me who yearns for strength but can only act cute? "

"This sentence should be said to yourself, don't blindly exaggerate your weakness." The little dragon cub who hadn't spoken so far suddenly spoke.

Xie Lang turned to look at the dragon in surprise——

Didn't he get dizzy from the wasabi fish?

Lu Ziyao was so hot that he burst into tears, straightened up, and looked at the kitten seriously: "Xie Lang, tell me yourself that your mock scores in the college entrance examination are among the best in the country, and you have won the national level for children's inventions since you were just in elementary school." Awards, the modified Dragon Wing is now recognized by the top mechanics in the world, isn't this strength?

Do you think this year, is it going to be the zombie apocalypse, or is the economy going to go back to the ancient hunting era?Is strength enough to bite off the stepfather's neck?With all due respect, it is you who cannot see your own advantages. "

Xie Lang's cat's eyes gradually widened, it was unbelievable that this childish dragon cub suddenly acted like a politician, speaking clearly and clearly.

Coupled with the contagious power of those peach blossom eyes when they are serious, there is a kind of deep hypnotic power, almost convincing the little cat, but...

"Yes, yes, yes, yes! Your Highness is amazing~~~" The crocodile girl suddenly shook back and forth on the sofa excitedly, repeating His Highness's words as if poisoned: "I want to see my own advantages~~~~"

Xie Lang: "..."

Isn't that what I said first?

The consequences of selectively ignoring cat masters are very serious!

Just as Xie Lang was about to attack the young dragon personally, he heard the phone ring.

It was His Highness's cell phone that rang.

The caller was "teacher", probably a holy witch.

Lu Ziyao didn't even have time to say hello, so he immediately stood up and went to the small living room to answer the phone.

A few meters away, as soon as Xie Lang picked up the phone, he heard the headmaster's sudden yell from His Highness' mobile phone: "Go back to the palace immediately!"

It looked like something big had happened.

Xie Lang wondered if His Highness committed a crime, but unexpectedly his cell phone rang.

It was an unfamiliar number, he greeted the squad leader, got up and went to answer——

"Hello, is that student Xie Lang? I am the assistant principal, he asked me to inform you, please go to the palace immediately!"