No. 1 Broker in the Three Realms

Xu Junyang, who posted the luck charm, was going to buy a lottery ticket.

For 25 years, his luck has been mixed, of course, the premise is to put aside the job search.I bought lottery tickets a few times before, and all of them won small prizes, the most being fifty.

On the way home after buying the lottery ticket, he found that today's road went very smoothly.As soon as I got to the platform, the subway came.And what surprised him was that even though it was the rush hour, the carriage was empty, and there was even a seat on the side!

He sat on the seat with secret joy in his heart, and couldn't believe that he had such good luck at the transfer station during the rush hour.

Facts have proved that the power of Juyun Talisman is huge.A large group of people suddenly poured into the next station, filling the entire carriage.And when he got off at the stop, everyone actually went out, and he walked out of the station effortlessly following the flow of people.

Originally, he was still embarrassing himself for a while how to get off the car, whether he should make preparations one stop in advance.But looking at the seamless crowd at that time, he gave up. Fortunately, the lucky charm helped him.

Touching the position where the fortune talisman was attached, Xu Junyang was in a good mood.

When he got home, he watched the forum while waiting for the lottery draw.He secretly hoped that he could win 500 million, but of course 1000 million is not too much for him.Xu Junyang, who imagined getting rich overnight, forgot about the lottery ticket when he saw the popular post on the forum.

The name of this post is very explosive: "Park Hui has bird shit on his head!!!"

Clicking in, first there is a close-up of Pu Hui's bewildered face being hit on the head by bird feces, followed by a detailed description from the host:

"Have you watched the red carpet of today's film festival? Park Hui, that is, when the famous Mr. Park was walking on the red carpet, suddenly a lump of bird feces fell on his head! At that time, he was almost walking to the host. As a result, bird shit fell from the sky!"

1L: I watched the live broadcast, I laughed so hard 2333

2L: Watching the live broadcast together, the moment the bird droppings fell, the host quickly moved back at least three steps, hahahahaha

3L: Please let me laugh mercilessly hahahahaha

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The next twenty or so replies were all "hahaha".

Xu Junyang also laughed, and was startled when he heard his own laughter in the quiet room.After realizing it, I was still in a good mood, and I have to say that his Zhangyan Zhenren's talisman is quite powerful.

Getting hit by bird droppings is so much fun!

However, Xu Junyang can be sure that this Park Hui is a very face-saving person after a short contact with a magazine shoot, and it was mentioned in the post as expected.

59L: Is that Park Hui?Is the one in the real estate business at home who wants to save face and thinks he's superior?If so, I would like to give a thumbs up to the bird!How is it so good!

60L: Like +1 for the bird, I really can't understand Mr. Pu.Relying on his good family background, he looks sideways at people every day. The TV series he filmed before has turned the world upside down, and the whole crew is full of connotations!If you didn't go into Fanfan, you dissed into Fanfan artists every day, and you didn't even look at your qualifications

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194L: Don't be too happy, what if this is a new hype method that their company came up with?You can see that "Park Hui bird shit" on Weibo has reached the top now, and the number one is usually bought

195L: Hahaha, if it’s really hype, I’d like to give him some heat. I want people all over the world to think of Park Hui and think of him being hit by bird feces [close-up picture of Park Hui’s smashed face] [Park Hui] Hui with a disgusted face and sprinting picture]

196L: Looking at his expression, I know it can't be hype, he is crazy and willing to be smashed by bird shit!He loves face so much, and thinks he is the most handsome in the world!

197L: Now that it’s on the hot search, let’s popularize his “touching” deeds

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These people who talked about going to Weibo to popularize science also conducted science popularization in this post by the way.Xu Junyang watched it with relish, and felt more and more that Zhang Yan's pasting of the talisman on him was too correct!

This Pu Hui really used the word "bullying" to the fullest, adding drama to change the script, deliberately spreading indecent photos of the same cast and crew, this kind of person is a moth of society!

Xu Junyang opened a small Weibo account and liked all the revelations. He was in a good mood and received the good news from Manager Song that the real Zhong Neng had returned to his human form, and it might be because he had dinner with Zhang Yan The stimulation was too great, and now I am a little more courageous.

Manager Song is very happy. He thinks that Xu Junyang is an excellent employee, and he will give him a salary increase this month.

Xu Junyang confirmed the information several times, and couldn't believe that he survived the devil for three months this time, and even got a salary increase!

But the good news didn't end here. The lottery results came out in the evening, and he won nearly 500 yuan!Although it was not the 1000 million or [-] million he imagined, it was a huge surprise for him who had never won a prize of more than [-].

Xu Junyang's parents were also very happy, and the whole family was beaming.

"Since you went to the world, I found that our life is getting better and better." Father Xu said with emotion.

After listening, he nodded again and again, reached out and touched the place where the talisman was pasted, and decided to buy some gifts for Zhang Yan tomorrow.Xu Junyang knew very well that if it wasn't for this talisman, he wouldn't have won the lottery at all.

Thinking of this, he felt a little uneasy. Will there be any bad consequences?For example, his luck will be very bad in the next year or something.

The next day Xu Junyang bought a lot of food and went to Zhang Yan. When Zhang Si saw him, he thought he was going to give it to Zhong Neng.

"For Master Zhang Yan?" Zhang Si's eyes widened in disbelief.

Xu Junyang nodded: "Yeah, after he left the customs this time, he said that he wanted to try these. He said before that he would not eat things that have no spiritual energy."

Zhang Siluan: "This is like what he said."

Xu Junyang gave the things to Zhang Yan, sincerely expressed his gratitude, and carefully expressed his worries by the way.

Zhang Yan nodded plainly, and took the food: "It's okay. It's Pu Hui's luck to get together."

Xu Junyang was instantly happy and thanked Zhang Yan again. Just as he was about to leave to find Manager Song, Zhang Yan stopped him: "Why are you going?"

"The real person Zhong Neng has recovered, and the reality show will start filming soon, I will go to meet him."

"reality show?"

Xu Junyang talked about the format of the horror reality show, but Zhang Yan became interested: "I will go too."

"Ah?" Could it be what he thought, Zhang Yan is also going to a horror reality show?

Xu Junyang was a little entangled when he thought of Zhongneng's pitiful appearance and his courage to become a guinea pig.In his heart, Zhang Yan was the first priority, and it was hard to refuse, especially since he still had the other party's lucky charm attached to him.

But Zhong Neng’s real situation is special, he cautiously persuaded: “Brother Zhang, you also know how courageous he is, this show is a live broadcast, I’m afraid it’s not good to suddenly return to his original shape at that time. How about waiting for him to get used to a few episodes first, You go again?"

Zhang Yan narrowed her eyes, and said after a moment of silence, "Okay."

Xu Junyang breathed a sigh of relief, the lucky charm really had a miraculous effect!

When he came to Manager Song's office, he saw Zhong Neng sitting obediently on the sofa.He looked around quietly, and the timidity on Zhongneng's face disappeared a lot.

"Really, you look really good." He complimented.

The real person Zhong Neng nodded calmly, his voice was as soft as ever: "Really? I think it's good too. I was going to give me a sticker, but I think in my current state, the reality show is meaningless."

Xu Junyang was taken aback by Zhong Neng's overwhelming confidence, and looked at Manager Song at the side.Manager Song smiled at him with a sad face, and he deliberately said in his heart: "I also think it's trivial. By the way, Zhang Yan really wants to shoot a reality show with you, is that okay?"

"What, what?!" Daoist Zhong Neng turned pale with shock, and turned back into a white mouse with a bang.

When Xu Junyang picked him up, he rubbed him and handed it to Manager Song. The two showed tacit smiles.

Fu, still have to post!