Qing Yan

Yu Wenrui sat at the same table with Yu Wenda and the sons of King Xiang Yuwen Keqin and Yuwen Kejian.

After the little eunuch cooked the food, the top ones were brought to the table first.

If Yu Wenrui doesn't open the table, who would dare to touch the chopsticks?

But she beckoned to Shen Quan, pointing to the food on the table.

"This, this, and...that, all were sent to the Queen Mother's tent. The plate of pheasants, told the Queen Mother, said that I hunted it myself, and I invited my sister-in-law to have fun together. And the plate of fruit , Queen Mother, please eat some anyway, otherwise it will be easy to accumulate food at night..."

Shen Quan agreed one by one and took the order.

The ministers came to toast one after another, and Yu Wenrui accepted it absent-mindedly.

Until Shen Quan turned back and said: "Reporting to Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager likes the plate of sweet-scented osmanthus cake very much, and praises you for being caring. Her old man said, 'Your Majesty's arrow skills have become more and more refined', and said, 'Even if the monarch and his ministers enjoy themselves together, Your Majesty will also enjoy it." Take care of the body of the dragon and drink less."

Yu Wenrui stood up, straightened his body, and listened respectfully.

"Your Majesty is really kind to the Queen Mother!" Yu Wenda said after taking a sip of his wine.

"I was brought up by the Empress Dowager, without the Empress Dowager's love, Yu Wenrui would not be where I am today."

Yu Wenda nodded, "Your Majesty is a man of gratitude, Brother Yu admires you, respect you!"

As he spoke, he raised the gold cup in his hand towards Yu Wenrui.

Yuwen Ruisu liked that he was open-minded and heroic, he smiled slightly, and raised the gold cup in his hand: "Thank you, Brother Dahuang."

The two looked at each other with a smile, and each had a drink.

The inner eunuch serving on the side fills up the wine cups.

Yu Wenrui stared at the plate of roasted venison in front of him, and said with a smile: "If you say that the person who should be respected the most today, it must be Brother Qin!"

Yuwen Keqin was startled when he heard the words, and looked at Yu Wenrui in puzzlement.

Yu Wenrui continued: "Today's autumn, galloping in the paddock, who is as brave as Brother Qin? The title of champion is none other than Brother Qin!"

Yuwen Keqin hurriedly got up, cupped his hands and said, "What can I do with your virtue? It's just that I have a lot of stupid strength."

"Hey, why is Brother Qin so modest?" Yu Wenrui spread his hands, "Brother Qin really deserves his name, but it's a pity that I can't give you the golden bow, and I have wronged you. Come, I will toast you a glass of wine and express my apologies." .”

Yuwen Keqin wanted to decline, but Yuwen Kejian, who was standing next to him, smiled and persuaded him: "Brother, why is he so modest? After all, it is the Queen's will, what does this prove? It proves that our brothers are no worse than that Qi Ziwaichen!"

"Jianer!" Yuwen Keqin stopped Yuwen Kejian, "Your Majesty is here, don't speak wildly!"

Yuwen Kejian stuck out his tongue, but kept his voice down.

Yu Wenrui smiled: "Brother Huang, don't stick to Jian'er, how old is he?"

Yuwen Keqin frowned and glanced at his own younger brother, shook his head and sighed: "It's not too young, when His Majesty is as old as he is, it's already a priority to deal with political affairs..."

But Yuwen Kejian grinned: "That's natural. The imperial sister is the emperor of the real dragon. She is outstanding at a young age, and my younger brother cannot compare."

As the saying goes, "Three-year-old is old", Jian'er was moody when he was young, and he often beat and scolded servants. He was a famous "little bully" in Xiangwang's mansion.Yu Wenrui always felt that the older he got, the more eccentric and unpleasant he became, but in view of Brother Qinhuang's face, there was nothing wrong with him, so he raised his glass and said, "Come on, Brother Qinhuang, drink this glass of wine!"

Yuwen Keqin had no choice but to thank him.

Yu Wenda squinted at the three brothers and sisters, took a piece of pheasant meat with chopsticks, and took another sip of the imperial wine, squinting his eyes, as if he was tasting the taste.

Yu Wenrui looked at him with a smile: "Brother Dahuang is in a good mood?"

Yu Wenda was slightly drunk, "Your Majesty doesn't know, the scenery and the wine are good tonight, brother Yu can't help himself, recalling all kinds of things when he traveled around in the past."

Hearing this, Yu Wenrui was being poked at the center of things, and his eyes lit up: "Brother Dahuang is so lucky! Traveling all over the world, I really envy you."

Yu Wenda glanced at her piercing eyes, and his gaze was even deeper, "Apart from the wonderful scenery, beautiful scenery, and dangerous scenery in this thousand-mile country, the most refreshing thing is the women of all colors..."

Yuwen Keqin coughed lightly when he heard that the more he talked, the more unseemly he became.

Yu Wenrui didn't care at all, she heard Yu Wenda say "women of all colors", and she couldn't help asking, "Brother Huang, have you seen many women?"

"Naturally," Yu Wenda said about the woman, his expression lifted, "Emperor Empress Dowager has great virtues, and gathers all the bells and spirits of the world into a woman's body. Brother Yu has traveled all over the world, from Shuomo in the north to Miaojiang in the south, When I went to the sea in the east and Hui｜Jiang in the west, I realized that I had lived for 20 years, thinking that I had tasted all the delicacies and enjoyed the riches and honors, but I was just a frog at the bottom of a well!"

Yuwen Keqin became more and more infatuated when he heard him talking, and he heard it like a melodious voice, and coughed a few times, trying to stop him from talking nonsense in front of the emperor.

Yu Wenrui was listening with gusto, and deeply felt that Brother Dahuang was also a man of temperament.Although it is very different from my childhood yearning for "Xiaoyao", but being able to see the world's mountains and rivers can be regarded as half of the same way.She didn't intend to interrupt him then.

Just listen to Yuwenda Xuxu: "When it comes to women, the most beautiful must be Hui｜Jiang. The women there, I don't know how they were born, their skin is white and greasy, just like fished out of milk; and Silky, like...like freshly peeled eggs. Their eyes are all beautiful, with the color of the sky..."

Yu Wenrui didn't hear what he said clearly, her mind was already attracted by the words "skin white and smooth".For some reason, the appearance of the sister-in-law during the day was instantly reflected in his mind.Especially when the fingertips brushed the wrist veins of the sister-in-law, isn't it "white and smooth"?

There was also the sound of the heartbeat, "thump, bang, bang", Yu Wenrui's heart was also beating rapidly in accordance with that rhythm, and his face was blushing inexplicably.

Is this wine so strong?However, he only drank three small cups, and he is not without capacity for alcohol on weekdays.

While she was confused, Yu Wenda had already talked about the women in northern Xinjiang: "...the women in northern Xinjiang are the most heroic, not as gentle and delicate as the women in Jiangnan. Most of them can ride horses, and they also admire heroes who are good at bow horse riding and shooting." If you are good at martial arts, you don't need to deliberately pursue it, they will take the initiative to pull you into the account at night... Haha, brother Yu is not talented, relying on how much skill you have, you still have to be favored by a woman..."

"Cough!" Yuwen Keqin couldn't listen anymore, he stood up abruptly, and cupped his hands towards Yu Wenrui, "Your Majesty, I'm drunk, I'm afraid that my nonsense speech will startle the holy driver, please stand down and sober up."

Yu Wenrui had already downed a few glasses of wine on his own after listening to Yu Wenda's "On Women".Her face was flushed red, her head was slightly dizzy, and there was a hint of a smile in the corner of her mouth, staring at this stern-tempered Brother Qin.

"Brother Qin, take care of yourself! I will have fun with all the gentlemen again..."

Her speech was somewhat ambiguous, and she lowered her head slightly, listening to Yu Wenda and Yu Wen Kejian chatting about the scenery of various places, listening to the generals yelling and punching, and listening to the civil servants' drinking orders...

Yu Wenrui's drunkenness became deeper and deeper, his lips moved slightly, and he didn't know what he was saying.In the noisy atmosphere, only she could hear the whisper——

"Hands are soft like catkins, skin is like creamy fat... You smile sweetly, your eyes look forward... Hehe, as expected, all the bells and whistles are in one..."

She muttered a few words, then raised her snow-colored palm, and took a sip of the wine in the glass; when the glass was empty, she drank impatiently: "Shen Quan! Pour wine for me! Pour wine..."

Shen Quan watched the emperor drink more and more, and the wine jar became lighter and lighter in his hand, so he shrank his neck: ancestor!Still drinking?You are drunk!

But he was just a small inner prisoner, he didn't dare to stop him, let alone persuade him.

If it was normal, the emperor would be playful and mischievous for a while, and he would advise a few words, and the emperor would not mind with a smile.But this time, the ancestor was drunk, Shen Quan didn't know if his persuasion would backfire.

He was in a state of confusion, when he suddenly heard the shrill voice of the master.

"Hey! What are you talking about! Look, how much did you drink? My ancestors!"

Shen Cheng slapped Shen Quan on the back of the head again, and lowered his voice: "Confused boy, why did His Majesty drink so much?"

With a bitter face, Shen Quan also whispered: "Master... I can't do anything..."

Shen Chengzhan took a look, how could all the civil and military officials still look so gentle?The early crooked and the crooked, the drinking orders, the drinking orders, and the dumb laughs.It was this seat, the older ones left early, and the younger ones played their own games, Yu Wenda and Yu Wen Kejian were shouting "Five leaders, 666" and shouting loudly.

Shen Cheng hides his face.What kind of fun is this between monarchs and ministers? It's simply a group of drunks!

In other words, our Majesty is the most refined drunk.No, I was leaning against a tree stump, smiling to myself, not knowing what to mutter.

He hurriedly greeted Shen Quan and several small internal eunuchs: "Hurry up, please return to the tent to rest. The Queen Mother and her old man ordered that you can't let your majesty drink too much and hurt the dragon's body."

Several small eunuchs managed to help Yu Wenrui who was drunk and dizzy.

Yu Wenrui was restrained hands and feet, struggling impatiently, "Bold! Dare to hinder... prevent me from drinking! I... I will cut you off..."

Hearing the words, several small internal eunuchs looked at each other in blank dismay, all terrified.What if the emperor really slashed himself by taking advantage of the strength of wine?How unworthy is it to die?

Shen Quan helplessly wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Shen Cheng is an old fried dough stick after all, he leaned over with a smile, and said softly: "Oh my little ancestor, why did you drink so much..."

"I... I didn't drink much..."

Your legs are weak, but your mouth is still stiff?

Shen Cheng hehe: "Success, success, you didn't drink too much. But the queen mother is thinking about you, so it's not good to make her old man worry?"

It worked.

Yu Wenrui flattened his lips and muttered: "You are right... I want to say goodbye to them..."

Shen Cheng's face darkened: What do the adults look like, why are you saying goodbye!

Yu Wenrui said in a high voice: "Misters! I had a great time tonight, and you all want to...uh... have a good time!"

Everyone has already been drunk, how can they talk to her?

Yu Wenrui smiled when he heard the noise of punching fists: "All the loves said that they had a good time..."

Shen Cheng and Shen Quan looked at each other and smiled wryly, the corners of their mouths twitching slightly.

Shen Quan quickly supported her: "Master, let's go back to bed and sleep peacefully."

Yu Wenrui raised his arms and shouted: "Return the account! Return the account!"

Everyone embraced her and turned back to the imperial tent, but they didn't want her to know the way when she was drunk.Seeing himself being embraced in the direction of the imperial tent, Yu Wenrui frowned, and pushed Shen Quan away abruptly.

"Wrong! Wrong direction!"

Shen Quan was already sweating all over from her torment, so he could only patiently say: "Master, that's right. The imperial tent is in this direction."

"Wrong!" Yu Wenrui cocked his neck, "Who said I... want to go back to the imperial tent? I... I'm going to see my sister-in-law... go, go to the queen mother's tent..."

Shen Cheng and Shen were all dumbfounded. Aren't you afraid to startle the Queen Mother with your smell of alcohol?

But the emperor is the emperor, and they persuaded her, and they didn't dare to force her to do something. She really rebelled against the dragon scales, and that was no joke.

Yu Wenrui stumbled and bumped into Jing Yan's big tent, the maid lifted up the curtain, and was stunned when she saw that it was her.

Jing Yan heard the commotion outside, and came out with two court ladies, Bing Bi and Si Mo.

Yu Wenrui raised his dizzy head and saw Jing Yan.Under the smoldering glazed lamp, the sister-in-law had just bathed, she was wearing a plain outer dress, and a casual robe of the same color inside wrapped her soft waist, making it even more exquisite and clear, like a piece of jade.

Yu Wenrui's heart beat out of rhythm again——

bang bang bang...

She raised her lips suddenly, showing two small canine teeth at Jing Yan, mumbling in her mouth not knowing what to say.

Seeing her appearance like this, Jing Yan knew that she was very drunk, and felt unhappy, but he couldn't blame her for being a drunk for a while, so he ordered the rest of the people to retreat, and ordered Bingbi to prepare hangover soup, and Shen Quan and the waiter Mo helped her to sit in the inner room.

Unexpectedly, Yu Wenrui just walked past her unsteadily, and grabbed her wrist suddenly.

Jing Yan was startled, and when he got closer, he heard Yu Wenrui's words clearly, his face flushed like blood——

"Hands are like catkins, skin is like creamy fat... Sure enough, the body is full of beauty..."