[Comprehensive] Open your mouth and take medicine!

If you ride Rahu, you can actually reach places like Lake Biwa in less than an hour, not to mention that there are aborigines with them. The trouble is that the monster I am looking for-well, how should I say it is said to be a fox monster, but well, for monsters I am not very sure to eradicate this kind of creature, so I plan to go to Kyoto to ask an onmyoji or something.But the pretentious profession of onmyoji is generally used as a private bodyguard for noble families.

Because you have a lot of work, you have a fever, sprained your feet, met a dead cat or dog on the way to work, and even a little bit of headache and brain fever can make you a monster. The so-called onmyoji, in my life In his consciousness, he is basically the kind of magic stick that is specially used to cheat money. He cheated other people's money, and then gained his status by using various pretentious skills. In the end, he really didn't do anything...

If you have a fever, you will be cured if you take medicine. If you have a sprained ankle, you can heal yourself after a long rest-of course, this is based on the world view of the real world where I was originally. It's hard to say what it is like, because monsters themselves are products of human fantasy, and human beings like and are used to labeling existences that are different from them, or things that are imagined-the people of darkness.Such a name, but many such creatures, such as werewolves, vampires in the West, monsters, monsters, and ghosts in the East, are all things imagined by human beings. Due to the change of ideology and the position of the imaginers, they have been feared since ancient times. For a time, the creature became a charming object of YY.

Cough cough, in short, I originally came to travel in the dungeon with a relaxed attitude. If the kid wants to go to the capital first, I will send him there. If I go to the capital, I can easily hire an onmyoji or something-attention, this kind of magic stick It's not that everyone can afford to invite them, and people with no status really can't invite them.

Isn't it just a group of gods... I can't help but slander in my heart. Professions such as witches, onmyojis, and monks have been crowned with noble status since ancient times in Japan, a country that likes porn.In other words, it is not something ordinary people can afford.I silently turned my attention to the kid sitting behind me with an awkward expression on his face.

Judging from the outfit of this little guy Ume Wakamaru, he seems to be a child of a noble family. If he uses his identity or borrows his mother's name, I don't know if he can invite an onmyoji—and, I am very sorry for this time. The target of the hunt is not known much, and the strength of the other party is also unknown. The average onmyoji may not be able to handle it.

And it is said that the onmyoji in the Heian period did not kill... Oh, but this custom was in my real life before, and I don’t know it in this world.

"Little devil," I called out to the little devil sitting behind me who only dared to grab my clothes to keep his balance, "didn't you fly in mid-air?"

"How can people fly in the sky, and they're not onmyojis or monsters." He said, "...I have a name." Ume Wakamaru muttered softly, and then said, "You're not a monster here, are you?"

"You still treat me like a monster..." I was wrong to tease the natives, but you are too stubborn, kid, "I said, kid, you don't really take my jokes seriously, do you?"

"Anyway, you are not a monster, and you are definitely not an ordinary person." I heard the little ghost behind me say, "Is it true that you can reach Kyoto in one day?" Because this world is different from the world of the Twelve Kingdoms, although Luo Hu It can break through the sea of ​​clouds, but people can live above the sea of ​​clouds. I don't know if the air pressure in that world is a bit different from the physical rules of the real world, but the children there are all born from trees. I feel that there is no need to entangle any physical rules.

But this world is different. Children are still born from the mother's womb. That is to say, we can't go up to the sky that is too high, such as the stratosphere that the plane can reach without professional auxiliary equipment. It was cold and the air pressure was low.So Luo Hu kept flying at a low altitude—but it was low altitude, probably not too low, if it fell, it would definitely be smashed to pieces.

"Hmph, Luo Hu can travel all over the country in one day." Moreover, it is a country dozens of times larger than Japan, which is a tiny place.

"Sure enough, you are not an ordinary person, such a fast monster..." He lowered his head and pondered, because of this movement his head rubbed against my back, and then he raised his head suddenly as if his forehead was scorched by fire, almost A little off balance. "Ah..." I let go of Rahu's rein with my left hand, grabbed his collar sideways and dragged him back. "Ahhh, this time I lost a lot of money. Normally, this kid Luo Hu would never carry anyone else. I don't know how many agates he will blackmail me this time when he goes to Kyoto."

"..." He shut up and didn't speak.

"Why, you still think of me as a monster." I squinted at the kid in front of me, and he was silent for a while.

"Maybe..." he pondered.

"Maybe?"

"Maybe... I think you're just a weird old lady."

Strange... Auntie... I just felt a crossroads pop up on my head, and an evil fire shot directly to my head, so I directly picked up the kid and hung him in mid-air by grabbing the collar.

"Wow!!! What are you doing! You're about to fall! Stop it!" He grabbed his collar and shouted in that old-fashioned voice that pretended to be calm but was trembling, "Stop it! "

"Big sister who is as beautiful as a flower!" The bastard brat, dare to call me auntie, I'm tired of work!I will never forgive even a kid.

"..." He grabbed his collar and held his breath without speaking.

"I let go. One..."

"You call yourself auntie..." He held back his breath and complained, "Wow!!!!!!!!!!"

Why did he scream, you ask?Hehe, of course it's because I let go.Pulling the reins, Luo Hu swooped extremely fast, then flashed past the little ghost when he was about to be smashed to pieces, hugged him, and then rushed back to the original flying height, he grabbed me by the collar pant.

"Little ghost, let me tell you a piece of common sense, don't call a woman who is under the age of aunt, otherwise the consequences will be very serious." I looked at the little ghost who was panting and trembling, obviously frightened and raised my eyebrows.

"Are you crazy!" he yelled, grabbing my collar.

"Crazy, cured." I nodded.

He held his breath and had nothing to say, and finally let go of my collar, "It's not cured at all." He complained like this, covered his mouth with a livid face, and looked like he was about to vomit. I let Luo Hu descend, and then Stopping next to a small plank road, he vomited while leaning on a tree with a blue face.

After vomiting, he panted and sat down against the tree, looking like he was about to faint, "You are such a lunatic."

"In this world, only a lunatic can live a more nourishing life." I handed him a water bottle, he looked at me and then at the water bottle, maybe it was my behavior that was too crazy and terrible for him just now. He just stared at the kettle without speaking, and then looked at me with a scrutiny expression with his dark red hair not covered by bangs.

"Don't worry, it's not poisonous." I took a sip of water and then handed him the water bottle. Maybe in his eyes, I'm a lunatic who doesn't care about anything.But there is no need to worry about me poisoning the water.This time he took the jug, just staring at the spout with a dazed expression.

I stood up, went to the side to sweep some sand and came back, he turned his head and looked at me, "What are you doing?"

I poured the sand on his vomit, and his face flushed red, "No, I don't need you, I can..." Then he staggered and wanted to stand up, but in the end he could only turn pale Bai sat back.

"It is not so easy to overcome the adverse reactions of falling from a high altitude. When I was bungee jumping, I was dizzy for three or four minutes before I stood still."

"It's not your fault..."

"Who called me aunt first?"

"Isn't it..." he muttered softly.

I stretched out my hand to pinch his tender face and pulled it hard, "I call you a beautiful big sister!"

"Wuuu... Mother said you can't lie!"

I pulled harder, dare to call me auntie!The kid doesn't forgive either!The brat should smoke even more!How cute and cute is it? All the little ghosts who call me aunt owe me a lesson! "I'm only a few months into this year! Don't ask my aunt to hear you!"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." A pair of calloused claws honed at a young age grabbed my hand and tried to free my face from under my claws, but unfortunately, it was a drop in the bucket .

I didn't let go until I pinched obvious red marks on his face.He puffed his cheeks and rubbed his face with his hands, "What a rough and barbaric person!" the kid named Mei Ruomaru complained.

"You still want to be pinched by me, don't you?" I twisted my fingers and let them make a crackling sound.

The kid swallowed his saliva and didn't speak.

Well, not lying at least learned to shut up.

"By the way," I stood up, "rest for a while and continue on the road. By the way, did you sneak out from somewhere?"

When I said this, I saw his expression change slightly, from sadness to pain, and finally returned to calm, "It's nothing, just go out to study."

"Then he acted too sharp, and was envied by others, framed, tortured, hurt, ostracized, and treated coldly." I can basically guess what this kind of child will face, after all, this child is indeed smart, but he is not smart. A child who knows how to hide his intelligence—you can imagine what happened to him with your toes.

Sometimes human nature is more naked in children.

He doesn't speak.

"If you don't speak, it's your default."

The little Umewakamaru bit her lower lip and curled up into a ball as if trying to protect herself.

"That's why you want to go back to your mother? Ah~ Mom's good boy."

"What do you know!" He reprimanded, and immediately brought out a kind of aura unique to little adults.

"Ah~ I don't understand, but I know that if you are bullied, you can bully back ten times and a hundred times. If your strength is not enough, you can use tricks. If you are outnumbered, divide them and break them down one by one," I raised my hand and nodded. I nodded my head, "Isn't that what human's smart brain exists for? It's just a flock of sheep flocking because of jealousy. Will wolves be afraid of the hooves of the flock? That's a dog, not a wolf. If the flock of sheep flocks because of If you are complacent about the number, then go bite the throat of the leader and tell them who is the master." I spread my hands, "This is the only thing I know."

Mei Ruomaru stared at me with twitching corners of his mouth, and said for a long time, "Look, I said it's not cured at all."

You want to die, kid, don't you?I stretched out Lushan's claws again and pinched his face and pulled hard.

"Excuse me...is this Master Ume Wakamaru?" I heard a voice like a yellow warbler say behind me, and the little ghost slapped my hand away and stood up, "Yes, are you..."

"Ah! That's great, it really is Master Umewakamaru!" said the beautiful older sister. "Actually, we are... ah! Why are there tigers!"

Before she let out this scream, Luo Hu had already stood up abruptly, bared her teeth between me and the two beauties, lowered her ears and roared angrily.

Luo Hu, good boy, you are disrespectful to my master by exposing them so early.

Such a beautiful sister, I still want to play.

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