[Comprehensive] Open your mouth and take medicine!

Zha Xiaozong is indeed capable, and if they can do something well, I don’t need to bother to do it for them, and Zha Xiaozong seems to be planning to go up the mountain... well, this time he probably has to come from Ling Xunmen to go up. , Leaving that aside, he came to me while drinking tea this day, "What are you doing?" I blew on the tea.

"I said I have many things to ask you." He made a stool and sat next to me.

I gave him a blank look, "Don't you see that I'm busy?"

"... Busy blowing tea leaves?" He complained.

"Blowing tea leaves is also an art..."

"..." He was silent for a long time, and then he fell into a state of talking to himself, "What do you think of the current imperial court?"

I continued blowing tea and ignored him.

"That's right, it doesn't make any sense to ask you that." He said.

I still blow the tea and ignore him.

After a long time I asked him, "How long was your last king?"

"What?" he asked back.

"Think about how many years your former king has been in power, and then think about how many years it will take you to do what you want to do. The biggest shortcoming of your guy is simply obvious...impatience, arbitrary. Although the starting point is good, but you lack the ability to invite the king into the urn Patience and the ability to control the overall situation and keep everyone in the palm of your hand." I put down the tea set in my hand, raised my chin and leaned on the chair to look at him, and then pointed to a group of local officials walking by not far away, " What can you see in their faces?"

He turned his face away, looked at it for a long time and answered me, "It seems that he is busy with work..."

I interrupted him, "No, they're scared."

"what?"

"I said, they are afraid." I repeated with a smile, then picked up the tea set and took a sip of tea, "They made a mistake, they did something wrong, the one on the left spilled tea while chatting with his colleagues, and the result was a The important documents got wet, and the one on the right received a small bribe, and they were fascinated by the money for a while, and they were afraid that their mistakes would be discovered and punished..."

"Can you know so much just by looking at the expression?" Zha Xiaozong squinted his eyes. He was already taller than me sitting on the chair and was still taller than me, so the squinted expression seemed to be contemptuous of me.

"If you don't believe me, you can call them over and ask." I stretched out my palm and made a gesture of invitation.

He sighed, "Forget it."

"Oh?" I raised my eyebrows and squinted at him.

"It's not an unforgivable mistake." He shook his head, "You can leave this kind of matter to Qiu Guan, and it's not a wise choice to go overboard."

I nodded, twisted a piece of tea and threw it into my mouth to chew, "People in high positions will have a common problem after staying for a long time," Zha Xiaozong turned to look at me, his hair was dyed black by me, But recently, new hair has grown out, which made his hair look grayish white in part and black in the other part. He wanted to dye it back, but found that it couldn’t be washed off after trying several methods and finally gave up. , I swallowed the chewed tea leaves, "I don't know what to say."

He frowned.

"Because I have been in the upper position for a long time, I only need to let others observe my words and emotions instead of myself. As time goes by, what other people are thinking and what other people's mood is like becomes a vague concept—you It happens to be that kind of staunch and decisive personality, and you don’t expect you to observe others’ words, don’t you?” I scratched my hair, “However, many crises are caused by ‘self’ not being good at understanding what others are thinking. of."

"Too much care about other people's ideas will make you lose yourself. If you can't even insist on understanding and catering to other people's ideas, such a person is bound to be confused and desolate." He picked up the tea set next to him and gave it to himself. Poured a cup of tea, picked it up and took a sip.

I nodded, "A child can be taught."

"Hi!" he yelled dumbfounded.

"Then let me ask you another question, do you know yourself?"

He remained silent for a long time, and then I heard him laugh, "Speaking of which, I realize that I haven't asked your name until now."

"Don't bother talking about him." I smiled, "Speaking of name... so you're not called Zhaxiaozong?" He raised one eyebrow and said in a displeased tone, "Call him directly First name is very disrespectful, Zha is my family name, Xiaozong is a different character, my surname is Pu, and my first name is Zong."

"Zha County was originally your fiefdom, so you use this as your surname?" I nodded, "I really can't stand you people, you have so many tricks with one name."

"..." He simply gave up communicating with me.

"Oh, by the way, there is something I want to tell you, that person named Ah Xuan..."

"A Xuan? What happened to him?" Zha Xiaozong frowned, "He..."

"I know he's your friend." I interrupted him, and then sighed, "Be careful with that guy." I frowned and turned my face away, Zha Xiaozong didn't bring him to Baigui Palace but stayed elsewhere Since Xia Zhi ascended the mountain for the first time and did not get a new king, the operation of the puppet dynasty still depends on him and some other aspiring officials, oh, and the right army general named A Xuan.

There are also quite a few capable people in Xiaozong's army. If he can rise to the position, he will probably use these people who have been following him. After all, only his own people can let go and trust, but...

Zha Xiaozong smiled, "Although there are some small frictions between us, there shouldn't be any problems. It hasn't reached the point where you, who have just known each other for less than two months, remind you to 'be careful'." Although I heard It turns out that he was joking, or that he basically never gave up the opportunity to tease me as long as he was talking to me-rare childish temper?

"Hmph. The pattern is broken." I touched my lower lip and snorted coldly, "That man, he is resenting why he was born in the same country as you."

"what?"

Before he could react, I asked him, "Didn't you say that you entered the Yellow Sea to ascend the mountain at the autumnal equinox? How are you preparing?" He quickly turned his attention to this matter, then nodded and said, "It's already It’s almost there, and I’m going to leave for Ling Xun Sect in the near future.”

"Do you really want me to go with you? Your subordinates may not think this is a good thing. And there are a large number of people who are full of hostility towards me."

"You are indeed not likable, but you are very talented." He said this, with a confident look, as if he quickly regained his unique confidence and momentum after being deflated once, "Don't worry Well, you haven't hated it to the point where people want to kill you as soon as you meet."

I let out a long sigh, "So you don't know how to read words and expressions at all..."

Forget it, let me rely on myself.

But when I followed those guys to arrive at the Lingxun gate, I was really shocked by the scene in front of me. Forgive me for not seeing such a magnificent building in the previous scenes. Zha Xiao Zongqi He reached out and patted me on Jidu, "Why are you in a daze?"

I rode on Meng Ji's back, turned my head to look at the surging crowd towards Ling Xun's gate, and replied dumbly, "I wonder if I should say something..."

"what?"

"Beer, drink, mineral water, rice pudding with peanuts and melon seeds... Come on, let your legs... Aww! You don't hit your head!" He put down his fist and said word by word: "I changed my mind. Now that I see you, no, even if you see Mr. Pengshan, please, give me! I! Shut up! Mouth!"

Tsk, today's young people just don't understand the hardships of life...

The author has something to say: What does it mean to be ashamed? This is what I was talking about at my grandma's house...

46. ​​Branch copy...

I don’t think there is much to say about the process of ascending the mountain. What I want to say is that I was attacked by monsters on the way, someone was injured, and the horse was taken away. The son followed Gang and looked left and right, quite like Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden.

Oh, and one more thing is that the guy from Zha Xiao Zong seems to have learned about a plant that is said to be very useful to Dai Guo from the Gang family - called Jingbai?It is said that the fruit of that thing can be used as charcoal to burn, and its vitality is so strong that there is no need to take care of it-it is indeed a useful plant.

"It would be great if it could grow in Dai Country." That's what he said at the time.

"Then bring some seeds back." He looked at my words for a long time with an expression like a fool, and then he sighed, "It's not that simple." Then he stopped talking.

In the next few days, he continued to climb mountains, climb mountains, and climb mountains. He kindly ran over and asked me if I wanted to ride Jidu together. Are you trying to be brave?" I raised my eyebrows, "I'm not the only one who caused blisters." I pointed to his subordinates, "You can let them all ride up? If you don't kill them..."

His answer made me spit directly, "Don't you think it's strange that two big men ride together?" It caused the group of subordinates to laugh.

The sick man riding on Meng Ji laughed the loudest, and I glared at him, "I knew I wouldn't give up Meng Ji to you." He laughed even louder, and said, "I want to ride with the general , It's a pity that I'm not a pretty little girl." Someone reached out to greet the back of his head, "What are you talking about? You bastard."

Rough old man, huh, huh.

Then along the way, Zha Xiaozong gave me some popular science about kings, unicorns and other things. I didn’t really want to know about this kind of thing, but I didn’t stop him if he said it. When I asked what Taoism is, I was shocked by the maliciousness contained in this term...

How should I put it, the so-called selection of the king by the unicorn is an apocalypse, that is, the revelation given by the heavens... Isn't it the god who actually decides who will be the king when the unicorn chooses the king?In the end, the disease of injustice was actually used to punish Qilin who chose the king... I can only say, what kind of logic is this?Wouldn't it be good if the king made a mistake and punished the king directly?Why do you pull poor herbivores who can't even see blood to lie down? !

It seems that even gods understand the principle of pinching persimmons softly!

After reaching Pengshan, Zhaxiaozong was going to offer incense, so I stayed in the camp directly, cooking dry food for others, making tea and getting some water, changing dressings, stitching wounds and so on.Speaking of hostility, those who were hostile to me at the beginning seemed to change their attitudes a bit quickly and strangely. What they wanted to say was to exclude me from the position of competitors and then put me in the position of their boss' concubine superior……

For heaven's sake, I have no such plan at all.Of course, if they misunderstood me like this, they didn't mean to explain it. In fact, such a misunderstanding is also good, and it will help me plan the next thing.

I opened the task bar, and "Huaxu's Kingdom" was the only reminder for this dungeon. According to legend, the so-called "Huaxu's Kingdom" came from "Liezi-Yellow Emperor". It is said that there is no exploitation or oppression, and what people are looking for is what people are looking for. An ideal country—or rather, Utopia.

Let’s not talk about whether the feudal dynasty can reach this point. Anyway, I think this matter is basically like the name of Plato’s book-"Utopia", which only exists in an ideal country.

So is the difficulty level AA?But if this matter refers only to the ideal country mentioned in "Liezi-Emperor", then it is almost impossible to complete, so I think it may refer to another form of existence, This is what people in this world often say - long-term peace and stability, prosperity and stability.

In this world, whether a country can be stable, prosperous and stable for a long time depends on whether its king exists on the jade throne. It is said that they have an unwritten rule, or law - as long as the first ten years of the country have passed The upheavals of the "mountain" they call "can sit on the jade throne for 300 years, and then face the next "mountain". If they pass through, they can sit on the throne for another 300 years.

These are all Zha Xiaozong told me. People like them who served the former kings are usually very familiar with this kind of thing. Thanks to his popular science, I have almost determined what my mission is.All that needs to be done is to deploy and plan what should be done every step of the way.Gameplay around state power is always full of charm and presumably some people with more brain power will find it very interesting.

I take out the cooked minced meat and broth from the crock pot - this kind of jerky made from a whole pig is boiled in a crock pot with a little water, just a little bit can cook a whole pot of meat Soup, it doesn’t take up space and ensures nutrition—but it’s expensive, I still bought this thing in Qiaoguo—yes, I bought this stuff myself, but I had to give it to the bastards Let the old men share it together——I handed the broth to the wounded and sick man named Hengan, and he took a sip with a smile, "Ah, it tastes really good."

"Give me one too." Three or four pottery bowls were handed over in an instant.

Hehe, you ran over to share lunch after your boss went to pilgrimage, right?It's okay, don't keep it for your boss, let's share it and eat it all.

Not long after, Zha Xiaozong came back, and when he smelled the aroma of the broth, he gave me a headache, "You are really rude enough to cook broth in Pengshan." He said, and then glanced at the Look at the other subordinates who covered their mouths and snickered, "You don't stop her, don't you understand if she doesn't understand?"

I think you need to understand the feelings of people who can only eat dry biscuits along the way, and their eyes shine when they see meat.But now it would be better to find something else to change the topic, so I cleared my throat, "How is Jinxiang?"

"What else can I do?" He shook his head, "Young man is behind the curtain, and he seemed to come out just now."

"Aren't you going to see him?"

"Only you can do this kind of thing." He complained unceremoniously.

Then I'll take a sneak peek at what the so-called benevolent unicorn looks like. I saw pictures on Shan Hai Jing before, and to be honest, I don't think it's cute at all.

Hmm...but when I saw the so-called unicorns, I instantly felt...the shit, isn't it the unicorns?What's the matter with this kid?Shouldn't the so-called kylin be dioecious animals with the body of a moose and the tail of a dragon? !What's the matter with this black-haired kid who looks only in his teens and is stunted?

...It's a child.I couldn't help thinking like this, and then I remembered the disease of losing morality that Zha Xiaozong once said. It is said that this disease is very painful for Qilin.I made up my mind about how this thin-looking little kid looked sick. Fuck, I feel a little uncomfortable.

Well, I'm not Shotacon, really.

There are quite a lot of people on the road, so I didn't go there, just look at it from a distance, and then I didn't go directly to the camp when I went back, but wandered around. Most of the people who came to ascend the mountain were people with immortal status. If I can understand what they are saying, I don't have to worry that they can't understand me, but I don't really want to talk to them.

I turned around and came back to find a group of beauties in beautiful skirts in front of the camp. Before I could react, I felt that someone bumped my stomach and took a step back with my right foot to grab the wooden pillar next to me so I didn’t fall down. The one who hit me was not so lucky, he just sat down on the ground.

"Taiqi!" I heard someone shout.

"Pengshan Gong!" Well, this is Zha Xiaozong's voice.

Then I stopped my gaze at the black-haired child who sat on the ground and raised his pitiful little head to look at me—isn’t this the little unicorn?

"I'm sorry," he said.

A beautiful woman stepped forward to protect this child, and when it was over, she said something like "Irreverent!" to me.I ignored her, scratched the back of my head and squatted down, "It's okay, are you okay?"

"Huh?" He stared at me with those big watery eyes.

"I'm really sorry, I'm not strict with my subordinates, which surprised Pengshan Gong." Zha Xiaozong came over and pressed my head.I slapped his hand away and he gave me a warning look.Hehe, have you just been rejected?Along the way, I just saw this child like a big killer all over the street. When I met one, I said "please take care before the winter solstice" and broke the glass hearts of a group of people.

"Please take good care of your subordinates, and don't let such rude people appear in front of Pengshan Gong again." The beauty said to Zha Xiaozong righteously.

I rubbed my chin, I didn't hear what Zha Xiaozong said, but the kid named Taiqi... When the group of them were about to leave, I turned around and shouted at the kid, "Hey! What's your name? Name? My name is Lei Huo!" He turned his head suddenly, then lowered his eyes and turned his head silently.

Zha Xiaozong gave me a slap on the back of the head, "Stop doing these unreasonable things!" He pressed my head and said to me, gnashing his teeth, "You don't even have the most basic etiquette to Pengshan Gong , Really..." I patted his hand away, turned my face away calmly, "Don't worry, I think he will come here again tomorrow."

"what……?"

I shrugged my shoulders and turned around and opened the tent and walked in. I was so sleepy, how did these guys manage to go to bed late and wake up early and still be so energetic.

The next morning I was woken up by everyone shouting.When I opened the tent, I saw a black-haired child in a black robe standing outside the tent, his hands were stirring the hem of the clothes restlessly, and then he said in a very thin voice, "That...you didn't tell me yesterday. Your and my name... My name is Gao Liyao, hello."

I knelt down so that my eyes were at the same level as his, and reached out to shake hands, "Hello." He hesitated for a while, then stretched out his hand, grabbed mine carefully, and then quickly retracted it hands.

"That...Miss Leihuo, is that a Haike?"

"Um... no, I am Shanke, that is, Chinese."

"Eh?"

At this time, I heard a voice shouting from a distance: "Taiqi!" The voice was a little familiar, it should be the beauty with a serious expression yesterday.

"Ah! Rong Ke is here!" He showed the expression of a child who was found out for doing something bad.

It turned out that the beauty was Rong Ke, I nodded, "Don't you want to be discovered?"

"It will be said..." He had a bitter face.

I opened the tent, "Go in quickly, and leave it to me later."

"Hey!" He widened his eyes, "No, Rong Ke and the others will be angry."

I spread my hands, "Forget it, it's a big deal, I'll be reprimanded together with you, you don't know, that guy from Zhaxiaozong looks fierce, but in fact he's terribly wordy, yesterday he grabbed his ears and scolded him After a long time," I turned my head to the side, "the ears are callused. Being controlled by him like a father, it's not right not to do this or that, it's just like an old mother when it's annoying."

"Pfft." The little guy covered his mouth and laughed.

"As soon as I turned my head, I heard you talking bad about me." Zha Xiaozong came out of his tent, knelt down on one knee and saluted Tai Qi, "I made you laugh, she is really a person who doesn't know how to be polite. "

Taiqi's originally happy expression froze, and he hid behind me, showing a self-deprecating expression.

How should I put it... Seeing the tough expression on the face of the guy who trained me like a son last night, I said - I feel very happy.

The author has something to say: How should I put it... It's about to start to be shady again, and I feel very refreshed...