[Comprehensive] Open your mouth and take medicine!

Hearing what he said, I raised my head and didn't look directly at his face—generally speaking, I can't raise my eyes even if I'm called to raise my head by the king, although I really don't like these things, but on his territory I It's better to deal with it reluctantly according to their way, and my goal has not been achieved yet.

Uruk's army is actually not that strong. The one who is strong is Gilgamesh himself. As long as he finds a way to eradicate his ability, it is not difficult to drive an army out of Uruk.

But in any case, according to the values ​​of ordinary people, such things as triggering wars would be regarded as "evil" - there is no way to do that, war means sacrifice, and sacrifice means death.Death... Well, death will bring about negative emotions such as sadness and pain, so there is no way to be regarded as "evil".

"A foreign woman?" The guy sitting on the throne said, ah, I don't care if there is a contemptuous laugh or something in it, but if I have to say, um...he said a word It made me feel that this is so simple, he said, "I thought it was some high-quality goods, but it was nothing more than that."

...How would it be better to let him die?Ah, why don't you try all kinds of ways to die, or should I curse you that you will never be able to stand up, huh?This guy is really unbearably hot no matter what era he is!What do you mean by "I thought it was some high-quality stuff"?What do you mean by "no more than that"? !My old lady sprays you in the face every minute, you little devil with no hair on the bottom!

Resisting the urge to spray him to death every minute, I made a submissive gesture in a low voice, "Small people like villains who walk around the streets and do some small business are naturally not in your eyes, Xiaomin is really terrified ..."

"Okay." He waved his hand, "The tributes brought from such a distant place are at least as good as this king's eyes. Just tell me what reward you want. Your luck is really good, my king." Feeling pretty good today.”

No matter how good your mood is, I can't say "I want to fight with you and you will lose to me happily?" I can only say with trepidation, "The villain came to the place where the king's power is, the noble king Your city is only for making money, and any villain the king wants to bestow will gladly accept it—ahhh," the voice here should be more tense and stuttering, "I, the villain is really grateful."

Kneeling until the old lady's legs are numb.

"Hmph, your shallowness and honesty make me very happy. It's normal for a businessman to pursue profit, but you seem to have the talent to be a clown."

I said kid, be careful not to be so mean when you speak, sister, I will teach you how to be a man every minute, believe it or not...

Although I had a vicious feeling of "how is this guy going to take care of it", I still nodded submissively, "It is also an honor for ordinary people like us to be able to be the clown of His Royal Highness."

In exchange for his louder mocking laughter, "Come on, go down and get the things that the king rewarded you with the servants." He yawned as if he was bored, and I heard him complain like this, "Still I thought that a woman who could travel long distances from an eastern country would make me a little satisfied, but it turned out to be such a boring woman."

This guy is really arrogant, I thought about it before... Well, according to his time, it should be later?Ah... Forget it, let's put the time difference aside. When I met him before, he was also this arrogant and arrogant, and he didn't understand other people's character at all, and he would explode as soon as he touched him.

It seems that no matter what happens, no one can change this guy's deep-rooted personality.I withdrew, followed the attendant to the warehouse, the attendant gave me a box of gold... I thought about it, took out two gold bars from it and stuffed it to the attendant brother, "It's really troublesome, if you don't If you don't like it, please drink these."

"Ah... how embarrassing this is." Although he was refusing on the surface, but he just put away the gold bar with a symbolic push twice, and I rubbed my hands, "Actually..." I leaned over Facing the servant boy, he said, "I still have some goods here, ahhhhhhhhhh...it's not what you think, it's really impolite to offer that kind of thing as a tribute to the king, in fact, it's just some women There are many beauties in the king's harem, right?"

The waiter looked left and right from my younger brother, and then came up to me and said, "The king's harem is full of princesses sent by other countries for marriage. It's no different from ordinary beauties, and the king..." He looked left and right, and lowered his voice, "I don't have much interest in women who are not virgins. Even if those princesses marry, the king seldom goes Find them a second time..."

...Fuck, this guy is too much.

"Oh, that's such a pity. I have a lot of oriental women's secret skin care recipes, rouge powder for makeup, and a lot of perfumes. I thought I could sell them to the beauties in the palace..." I pretended Feeling sad, he sighed, "But if you sell it to an adult, you can still sell it."

"Come on." The waiter sent me to the outside of the palace, "The king does not leave their wives to their husbands, nor their daughters to their mothers. Whoever has a beautifully dressed girl will suffer. "

Ah == This guy's lower limit is really beyond my expected range.Thinking of this, I rubbed my temples and thanked my little brother, "Thank you so much, I'd better go to other countries to try my luck. After all, if I guess correctly, other countries should also pay tribute to the king. If the woman sent here is more beautiful, it will make the king more happy."

Saying this, I watched my servant return to the palace gate, Gilgamesh is really extravagant.

To start a war, to encourage a group of people to join in the war behind him, there must be a high-sounding reason. At the beginning, Gilgamesh became Lugal because he led a group of people who were unwilling to surrender in the battle against Kish. Young people participated in the self-defense war and finally won the victory. Since then, the kingship has also fallen to Uruk.

If I want to start a war, I also need a sufficient reason. This reason can be the same as that of Troy, because a beauty was robbed, or it could be to fight for a treasure, and even more... it is to "liberate" the pressure from the king. suffering people.

It depends on how I use this "reason", but I can't act rashly. His own strength is indeed good, which means that as long as this guy appears on the battlefield, it is undoubtedly the best for his soldiers. His encouragement—provided they were completely loyal to him—could come from sheer fear and awe.

So I need someone to try his ability first.

After seeing Gilgamesh, I should go to meet other people, whether it be Rimat Ningson or Inanna, I need to get in touch with the "god" of this world—since the Greek mythology next door Athena was able to understand the game, so could the gods of the even older Mesopotamian mythology theoretically have dabbled in it?

This question will only be known to me if I have met them in person.

Inanna's temple is a very good place, decorated with white shells and shiny gold leaf, the whole looks resplendent and resplendent, the royal power falls after Uruk, and Inanna herself seems to have become the patron saint of Uruk, This means that the probability of her true self appearing here will be higher than other places.

It's just that I don't know if this wayward queen of the universe is willing to come to see me, a visitor from another world.

Oh, I forgot that the goddess likes men, I should have brought El Cid here, this guy has a pretty good appearance.

"Stepping into someone else's temple and daring to think so loudly, you are really interesting."

I heard a voice, and the speaker felt very seductive just by hearing the voice. I put my hands on my chest and bent down to salute, "Excuse me, queen of the universe, shining Ishtar."

"Tsk tsk tsk, look at your small mouth, it's really sweet enough." This goddess with coquettish makeup, slim figure and light veil walked up to mine with two slender jade|legged lotus steps. He put his hand on my chin and raised my face, this action is a little teasing...

She moved her face closer and licked mine, "Where is the fragrance of a virgin..."

... Eldest sister, you are a money detector, no, are you a little expert in gynecological examination!

"Hush——" she put her hand on my lips, "little girl who doesn't know how to enjoy it, what are you thinking," she put her hand on my heart, "I know everything, I don't know what you want to know I know... But what~" She smiled coquettishly and leaned close to my ear, "I don't want to talk to girls who don't know how to enjoy sex|love pleasure."

... Shit, I forgot that Inanna is also the goddess of sex|desire besides the goddess of war...

"Otherwise~" the glorious queen of the universe said close to my ear, "You take the man you want to seduce|seduce me with in your head, and come to my temple to enjoy it. In this case, I can I can consider talking to you... what you want to know. And... maybe there is a little bit more than what a certain ancient god leaked."

In fact, you just want to watch the live version of A|V!

What are the patron saints and kings of this country!If I want to use a more old-fashioned word to describe my current mood, it is simply like thousands of grass mud horses tap dancing and arranging Roman squares, trampling back and forth in my mind a thousand times a thousand times...

Who the hell wants to sleep with El Cid|in bed!

The author has something to say: Ishtar expressed his sincere pleasure