[Comprehensive] Open your mouth and take medicine!

Alcid's expression was ugly.

How should I put it, that expression looks like a lump of dark food of unknown taste has been stuffed into his mouth - no, strictly speaking, even if his hands are cut in half or all kinds of strange dark food are stuffed into his mouth There won't be a worse expression than this, the reason... is actually very simple, it's just that I took him to Inanna's temple.

And the temple sitting ceremony is being held in that temple.

There are all kinds of girls waiting to be married sitting there with veils waiting for tourists to pick them away. The good-looking ones can be taken away once, and the bad-looking ones often have to sit in the temple for three to four years, Al Cid knew that after I brought him to this kind of place, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

"In the ancient temple of Inanna, people sat in the temple and sacrificed themselves to the passing tourists, and it was first come, first served. No matter what, a woman could not refuse a man who gave her money first. No matter how much money was, she could only do so after sitting in the temple ceremony. Really get married. Girls are all resources, and here, it is also a way of serving God.” I folded my arms and squinted at the terrifying El Cid whose expression was black from beginning to end, probably Because of his handsome appearance or because his temperament is easy to find in the crowd, many girls sitting in temples are peeking at him.

No matter what, I have to find a man I don't know anyway, a handsome man is better than a bald old man full of fat and smelly.

I reached out and grabbed his wrist, opened his fingers and put a gold coin on his hand, "Would you like to try it?" I raised my chin and pointed to one side. The second time is a fairly good-looking girl, she seems to like him quite a bit.

Looking at El Cid's expression, it seems that he took a lot of patience to hold back the gold coin from hitting me in the face. "This is simply..." His expression looked ugly, I reached out and put my finger on his lips, "This is the temple of the supreme mistress goddess Inanna. If you say it, you will provoke anger." It's fine if you provoke anger, don't involve me.

He turned his face away, "I'm going out." Then he gave me the gold coin, turned around and left the temple. I could hear the heartbroken voices of those girls when he left. I shrugged my shoulders , turned his head and looked at the statue of Inanna in the temple. The temple is in front of the temple, and the priest and the statue are at the back. It is decorated with gold, shells, blood chalcedony and turquoise, covered in purple. The goddess statue in linen turned her head and looked at the girl sitting in the temple.

No matter which era it is, men exude endless malice towards women in the name of religion.

The temple is a sacred place, and I can indeed feel something similar to spiritual energy here, but it is hard to say whether it is because of the relationship between the gods or the devout beliefs of the people in this place. In short... Although the temple of Inanna In the eyes of modern people, it looks a bit chaotic, but in the eyes of people here, it is a first-class holy place.

By the way... Strictly speaking, Uruk is the real city-kingdom sheltered by Inanna, right?Does that mean Inanna herself is not here?Even if it were to fall, it would fall on Eianna.

Looks like it's time to wrap up our trip in Kish and head to Uruk for the next batch of business.By the way, how old is Gilgamesh now?The last time I met him, he was probably in his prime in his 20s. According to the survey, the battle between Kish and Uruk should have happened when he was still young——

Well, to be honest, he was actually defeated by a twelve or thirteen-year-old child. Was King Aga of Kish’s mind filled with excrement from Mesopotamian lions?

Then again, if three or four years have passed since the war between Kish and Uruk, Gilgamesh is about 15 to 17 years old now—ah, it happens to be the age when hormone secretion is strong , and it is also easier to do the absurd things mentioned in the epic.

...By the way, where did El Cid go?When I walked to the outer temple, some of the girls sitting in the temple had already left, the more beautiful ones had been picked away, and the rest were only ordinary girls.

Although I don't quite agree with the saying that beauty is a woman's weapon, it still makes sense to be honest.

By the way, I’m not ugly, it’s not that no man has been hooked on me, and it’s not that there are no men who have the primitive human reproductive urge towards me, but it seems that I personally don’t have this need...

Cough, far away.

Where did El Cid go?It shouldn't have caused me any trouble... right?When I was about to go out, someone threw a silver coin on my skirt, and I raised my eyebrows—who is so fearless?He actually regarded me as a girl who came to sit in the temple, and my heart couldn't bear to play this game at a very old age.

And what's with that expression of "I came late and thought there were no beautiful ones, I didn't expect there to be such a thing, I made money", this expression of evil thoughts is so obvious at a glance, I looked at it and walked in front of me and looked very old. A big old man rubbed his temples, "The original God of Love bless you..." He tried to grab my hand with trembling hands, and then my eyes blurred, and by the time someone realized it, he was already outside the temple.

I reached out and grabbed his cheek and pinched it twice, "You haven't been waiting outside the temple all this time, have you? You came earlier, are there any pretty girls who don't want to try dating?"

"Hmph." El Cid tilted his head away.

"By the way, can you put me down first? I don't like being hugged by princesses..." Before I finished speaking, I fell down, and my back hurt when I realized it, "What are you doing! I told you to put it down Didn't drop it! Ouch..." Rubbing his back, he wobbled and stood up, what was going on in this man's mind?

Forget it, don't expect this kind of man to know how to be sympathetic.

"Hmph." He simply turned around and didn't say a word to me at all.

By the way, what he just used should not be the speed of light but teleportation, right?If it's the speed of light, I probably can't stand it.

If you want to say that in my more than 20 years of life, apart from feelings, the most lacking thing... probably is the so-called mating desire.I don't understand the need for sex because I don't need this kind of thing myself, although I took related courses because I needed to take credits at the beginning, and I have a full understanding in theory.But in fact, I'm probably a "love incompetent" - no matter how you look at it.

"By the way, the old man just now is quite old. Will my sudden disappearance cause him to think he saw a ghost and get a heart attack? According to the rules of sitting in the temple, I should go to have fun with him. ?” I put my hand on my lips and squinted at the expressionless El Cid, of course, in terms of the result, he saved the life of the winking old man.

I stretched out my hand and pushed him against the wall, "Now you have taken me away..." I pressed his shoulders, the muscles under my palms felt quite comfortable and firm, and my lips were close to his lips leaving a line of distance, In the most seductive voice possible:

"Do you want to do something happy with me instead of him? I don't~ mind~ mind~ yo~"

The author has something to say: Commander, you can hold on... The peak of the kingdom of heaven is watching you