[Comprehensive] Open your mouth and take medicine!
Chapter 113 Resurrection
I stared at the serious uncle lying on the bed. The desert weather is dry and hot. Strictly speaking, if buried in the sand, he would become a dried mummy, but if I don't make a decision, he should rot.Yes, I've spent the whole day staring at corpses that I've stripped naked and left on the bed, then roughly reattached their severed hands.
How should I put it, just to connect the nerves, tendons, and arteries, I had to do 21 hours of surgery, because it is a corpse, so no matter how hard it is, I am very happy.
At this time, the friend's communication suddenly rang, "Lei Huo, are you there?" It was Wang Yu. I gave him the title of guild leader not long ago. "I'm a little busy right now... No... No, no, I'm here, I'm free now, come here..."
"...Why do I feel like you're talking so enthusiastically that I get goosebumps..." Wang Yu's voice trembled a little.
"Come to my private space, now! Now!"
"yes, sir!"
About a quarter of an hour later, I saw Wang Yu and Elber appear in front of my room, and there was an unexpected person—"Why are you here?"
Gu Xiao looked up at the sky, "It seems that you don't know the consequences of triggering an S-level dungeon casually but not completing it..." Unlike the last time I saw him, today he was dressed in a suit that hadn't been washed for about three weeks The shirt, the rumpled trousers and the beard have not been properly taken care of, "You were kicked out of the royal tea party."
"I quit by myself, okay!" He became angry from embarrassment.
"Oh, that's being kicked out."
"Tell me, did you do it on purpose? Did you trigger the branch dungeon on purpose and didn't complete it? As soon as you left the branch scene, you immediately ran away and disappeared for three days. How could Xue Te have such a cheap person like you!" He spread his hands and looked hopeless, "Say, what benefits did you get from Athena?!"
"Shit, if I didn't hold Athena's thigh, you would have completed the task so easily? You have been taken care of by Athena a lot along the way, right? Don't be a sucker!" I opened the door and drove Wang Yu and Elber away. Entering the room, Dudu blocked Gu Xiao from the outside, "Okay, you dare to join our guild just after being kicked out of the royal tea party? Brother No. [-], do you want the boss to teach you how to behave?"
"We are brother No. [-] and No. [-]? And why is there blood on your bed... Wow, look carefully and there is a naked dead man! What have you done!" Wang Yu roared and grabbed My collar dragged me in, Gu Xiao reached for his glasses and followed in and closed the door.
Then he froze, "Wow."
"What are you doing?" I crossed my arms and stared at the three elders who were watching the naked corpse on my bed.
"Should we go out and come back with a bag of cement and a tar barrel..." Baby Elber raised his hand and said, but the words in this kind of obedient tone are a little subtle...
"I said you were not here, what did you do for three days? You killed someone and got blood on the bed sheet?" Wang Yu looked like he was about to collapse. Although he should have seen a lot of killings, this The kind of people who dare to kill people and put their bodies on their own sheets are probably only various high-functioning anti-social criminals in TV dramas.
"No. She didn't kill it." Gu Xiao scratched his face, "There are many old scars on his body, and several of them are fatal." He rolled up his sleeves, "After the player is injured, unless there are scars before After being fatally injured, it will be converted into HP loss on its own initiative. Generally, minor injuries will bleed, and a large amount of blood loss will occur after cutting off limbs. There is not much blood on the bed sheet, which means that this person died before being moved here. —I said, wouldn’t it?” He turned to stare at me, “He—he’s a…”
I gave him a like, "Yes, he is an NPC, and I moved his corpse out of the side quest." Because the physical and chemical changes in the corpse can't be stopped after the metabolism stops, so I sold a lot Lavender aromatherapy is lit in the room, and of course, that smell is still a bit...um,**.
"Why do you want a dead body? Even if he is handsome...I'll go, his face is almost deformed! How long have you put him on your bed? Could it be that you have a necrophilia!" Wang Yu looked disgusted, but Gu After thinking for a while, Xiao said, "Your windfall?"
"I'm considering whether to use my first kiss, which I have cherished for 26 years, to return a younger brother who has explosive fighting power."
"...No one would want your first kiss." Gu Xiao complained.
"Speaking of this..." I rubbed my chin and looked at the young and beautiful girl's eyes, looking at Wang Yu who looked disgusted, "Hehehe..."
He folded his hands into a ball and retreated to the side, "What do you want to do?"
I took out the crystal bottle containing Medusa's blood from my backpack, opened it and poured a little into a small bottle cap, "Wang Yu... I remember you said before that you wanted me to help you open the phone." ..."
"I, I, I, I said so what?" Wang Yu shrank back even more. When he retreated to Elber's side, the handsome German boy decisively clamped him with Gu Xiao, left and right. "Hey, what do you two want to do without conscience!" Wang Yu yelled like the little daughter-in-law who had been molested.
"It's nothing, I just thought that if you escaped, we would be the ones who would be unlucky." Gu Xiao touched his glasses.
"Ditto." Elber looked up at the sky.
"Wang Yu, do you know who this guy is lying on the bed right now?" I raised the cap of the small bottle in my hand with a wicked smile.
"Who is so and so... I don't care who it is, I don't care about sex!" Wang Yu danced and tried to get rid of Gu Xiao and Elber's restraint, I smiled sarcastically, "If you dare to knock over this bottle of life-reviving medicine, I will kill you!" Let you taste the pain worse than death." He covered his mouth and nodded.
"The guy lying on the bed right now is called El Cid, a Capricorn gold saint above Asura." I spread my hands, "You might have a chance to open the chance of the small universe to exchange for the moves of the saint if you save him. Don't try it. What a kiss, isn't it just to feed the medicine into each other's lips and then have a French wet kiss or something..."
"Please shut up QAQ, I'm really not gay! And why don't you come by yourself! You are a 26-year-old high-functioning sociopath who still has your first kiss! Go and French-kiss him yourself!" Wang Yu exploded up.
"My first kiss was precious..."
"Who would think a high functioning sociopath's first kiss is precious! No one wants it!"
I spread my hand, opened El Cid's mouth, and poured a small bottle of Medusa's blood into his mouth. In just a split second, his body that had already begun to corrupt began to change. The deformed face gradually regained its color, the skin began to recover its elasticity, and the cut scars on the hands disappeared.
But he didn't come back to life, but he just seemed to have returned to his sleeping state—"Mouth to mouth..." I touched my chin, "Tsk, it doesn't mean that..." I squinted my eyes and continued to look Seeing Wang Yu, the latter took a step back, but Gu Xiao saw the opportunity and pushed the whole person onto El Cid's body.
"Damn! What are you doing!" Wang Yu jumped up and pointed at Gu Xiao's nose before the kiss, and Gu Xiao looked up at the sky, "Why don't we have another set of CPR?"
"No need." I reached out and lifted El Cid upside down, kicked him hard on the back, he coughed up a mouthful of blood, and slowly opened his eyes.I let go of his ankles and squatted in front of him, "Hello." I reached out to him.
He didn't seem to react, he just frowned and looked at the four of us in the room, and then he finally seemed to notice his condition, Lightspeed covered his lower body with a sheet, I stood up and shrugged, "This is the first time This time I formally greet you." I held out my hand, "Lei Huo."
He fixed his eyes on my hand, and after a long time I heard him say, "Who are you, what is this place. Where are the others."
"I may have to talk about this for a long time..." I clapped my hands, "Oh, by the way, are you hungry, or I'll make a pot of tea, get some biscuits and the like, let's sit down and slow down Talk slowly?"
El Cid frowned and thought for a while, and I heard him say, "Any clothes that fit?"
After 3 minutes, Wang Yu and Elber took the clothes size number I gave and were kicked out of my private space. As for why Gu Xiao was left behind, it was because I still had something to do with him.
"So, you leaked that bottle of red medicine from Athena?" Gu Xiao took out a napkin and wiped his eyes there, "You took advantage of it."
Originally there was a greater advantage, but it was wasted because of someone’s ignorance, incompetence, plan, and uselessness. I put my face on one hand and complained from the bottom of my heart. I filtered some of the content that could be said and told El Cid , and then explained to him that I am a person from another world, and I am participating in a real-life game like a snake spirit disease, and I cannot go home without clearing the level.
"I want you as my combat power. After all, I am only good at fortifications, but my combat power is very bad. This is very bad. Of course, if I still have a chance to return to the world you are in, you can also Choose to stay in that world."
Although I think it is [-]% impossible to go to his previous world, but from the beginning I suspected that there might not be only one world.
This is the so-called parallel world principle.Otherwise, if so many players are interfering with the original world, if they are all concentrated in a parallel world, some people's so-called "plot" information will be inaccurate, although I think this is more fun.But I suspect that parallel worlds do not exist in S-Class.
But there is a problem, if it is really a parallel world, then it is impossible for those who have been resurrected from the dead to remember me who participated in their lives, or the players, that is to say, for the world of "this" branch scene , "I" exists, and although my "branch line" timeline may be disordered, it is undoubtedly "the same world".
This requires very large data processing capabilities.
"—To achieve this, the first possibility is a very, very advanced data processor that surpasses all human knowledge, technology, and understanding." Gu Xiao smiled wryly.
"The second possibility..." The two of us looked at each other, tacit understanding.
Alcid frowned, "God?"
I turned my head, "So, cooperation? Mr. El Cid?"
He wrapped himself in the blood-stained sheet, then nodded.
"I just like a straightforward person like you."
The author has something to say: Gu Xiao is very smart...
How should I put it, just to connect the nerves, tendons, and arteries, I had to do 21 hours of surgery, because it is a corpse, so no matter how hard it is, I am very happy.
At this time, the friend's communication suddenly rang, "Lei Huo, are you there?" It was Wang Yu. I gave him the title of guild leader not long ago. "I'm a little busy right now... No... No, no, I'm here, I'm free now, come here..."
"...Why do I feel like you're talking so enthusiastically that I get goosebumps..." Wang Yu's voice trembled a little.
"Come to my private space, now! Now!"
"yes, sir!"
About a quarter of an hour later, I saw Wang Yu and Elber appear in front of my room, and there was an unexpected person—"Why are you here?"
Gu Xiao looked up at the sky, "It seems that you don't know the consequences of triggering an S-level dungeon casually but not completing it..." Unlike the last time I saw him, today he was dressed in a suit that hadn't been washed for about three weeks The shirt, the rumpled trousers and the beard have not been properly taken care of, "You were kicked out of the royal tea party."
"I quit by myself, okay!" He became angry from embarrassment.
"Oh, that's being kicked out."
"Tell me, did you do it on purpose? Did you trigger the branch dungeon on purpose and didn't complete it? As soon as you left the branch scene, you immediately ran away and disappeared for three days. How could Xue Te have such a cheap person like you!" He spread his hands and looked hopeless, "Say, what benefits did you get from Athena?!"
"Shit, if I didn't hold Athena's thigh, you would have completed the task so easily? You have been taken care of by Athena a lot along the way, right? Don't be a sucker!" I opened the door and drove Wang Yu and Elber away. Entering the room, Dudu blocked Gu Xiao from the outside, "Okay, you dare to join our guild just after being kicked out of the royal tea party? Brother No. [-], do you want the boss to teach you how to behave?"
"We are brother No. [-] and No. [-]? And why is there blood on your bed... Wow, look carefully and there is a naked dead man! What have you done!" Wang Yu roared and grabbed My collar dragged me in, Gu Xiao reached for his glasses and followed in and closed the door.
Then he froze, "Wow."
"What are you doing?" I crossed my arms and stared at the three elders who were watching the naked corpse on my bed.
"Should we go out and come back with a bag of cement and a tar barrel..." Baby Elber raised his hand and said, but the words in this kind of obedient tone are a little subtle...
"I said you were not here, what did you do for three days? You killed someone and got blood on the bed sheet?" Wang Yu looked like he was about to collapse. Although he should have seen a lot of killings, this The kind of people who dare to kill people and put their bodies on their own sheets are probably only various high-functioning anti-social criminals in TV dramas.
"No. She didn't kill it." Gu Xiao scratched his face, "There are many old scars on his body, and several of them are fatal." He rolled up his sleeves, "After the player is injured, unless there are scars before After being fatally injured, it will be converted into HP loss on its own initiative. Generally, minor injuries will bleed, and a large amount of blood loss will occur after cutting off limbs. There is not much blood on the bed sheet, which means that this person died before being moved here. —I said, wouldn’t it?” He turned to stare at me, “He—he’s a…”
I gave him a like, "Yes, he is an NPC, and I moved his corpse out of the side quest." Because the physical and chemical changes in the corpse can't be stopped after the metabolism stops, so I sold a lot Lavender aromatherapy is lit in the room, and of course, that smell is still a bit...um,**.
"Why do you want a dead body? Even if he is handsome...I'll go, his face is almost deformed! How long have you put him on your bed? Could it be that you have a necrophilia!" Wang Yu looked disgusted, but Gu After thinking for a while, Xiao said, "Your windfall?"
"I'm considering whether to use my first kiss, which I have cherished for 26 years, to return a younger brother who has explosive fighting power."
"...No one would want your first kiss." Gu Xiao complained.
"Speaking of this..." I rubbed my chin and looked at the young and beautiful girl's eyes, looking at Wang Yu who looked disgusted, "Hehehe..."
He folded his hands into a ball and retreated to the side, "What do you want to do?"
I took out the crystal bottle containing Medusa's blood from my backpack, opened it and poured a little into a small bottle cap, "Wang Yu... I remember you said before that you wanted me to help you open the phone." ..."
"I, I, I, I said so what?" Wang Yu shrank back even more. When he retreated to Elber's side, the handsome German boy decisively clamped him with Gu Xiao, left and right. "Hey, what do you two want to do without conscience!" Wang Yu yelled like the little daughter-in-law who had been molested.
"It's nothing, I just thought that if you escaped, we would be the ones who would be unlucky." Gu Xiao touched his glasses.
"Ditto." Elber looked up at the sky.
"Wang Yu, do you know who this guy is lying on the bed right now?" I raised the cap of the small bottle in my hand with a wicked smile.
"Who is so and so... I don't care who it is, I don't care about sex!" Wang Yu danced and tried to get rid of Gu Xiao and Elber's restraint, I smiled sarcastically, "If you dare to knock over this bottle of life-reviving medicine, I will kill you!" Let you taste the pain worse than death." He covered his mouth and nodded.
"The guy lying on the bed right now is called El Cid, a Capricorn gold saint above Asura." I spread my hands, "You might have a chance to open the chance of the small universe to exchange for the moves of the saint if you save him. Don't try it. What a kiss, isn't it just to feed the medicine into each other's lips and then have a French wet kiss or something..."
"Please shut up QAQ, I'm really not gay! And why don't you come by yourself! You are a 26-year-old high-functioning sociopath who still has your first kiss! Go and French-kiss him yourself!" Wang Yu exploded up.
"My first kiss was precious..."
"Who would think a high functioning sociopath's first kiss is precious! No one wants it!"
I spread my hand, opened El Cid's mouth, and poured a small bottle of Medusa's blood into his mouth. In just a split second, his body that had already begun to corrupt began to change. The deformed face gradually regained its color, the skin began to recover its elasticity, and the cut scars on the hands disappeared.
But he didn't come back to life, but he just seemed to have returned to his sleeping state—"Mouth to mouth..." I touched my chin, "Tsk, it doesn't mean that..." I squinted my eyes and continued to look Seeing Wang Yu, the latter took a step back, but Gu Xiao saw the opportunity and pushed the whole person onto El Cid's body.
"Damn! What are you doing!" Wang Yu jumped up and pointed at Gu Xiao's nose before the kiss, and Gu Xiao looked up at the sky, "Why don't we have another set of CPR?"
"No need." I reached out and lifted El Cid upside down, kicked him hard on the back, he coughed up a mouthful of blood, and slowly opened his eyes.I let go of his ankles and squatted in front of him, "Hello." I reached out to him.
He didn't seem to react, he just frowned and looked at the four of us in the room, and then he finally seemed to notice his condition, Lightspeed covered his lower body with a sheet, I stood up and shrugged, "This is the first time This time I formally greet you." I held out my hand, "Lei Huo."
He fixed his eyes on my hand, and after a long time I heard him say, "Who are you, what is this place. Where are the others."
"I may have to talk about this for a long time..." I clapped my hands, "Oh, by the way, are you hungry, or I'll make a pot of tea, get some biscuits and the like, let's sit down and slow down Talk slowly?"
El Cid frowned and thought for a while, and I heard him say, "Any clothes that fit?"
After 3 minutes, Wang Yu and Elber took the clothes size number I gave and were kicked out of my private space. As for why Gu Xiao was left behind, it was because I still had something to do with him.
"So, you leaked that bottle of red medicine from Athena?" Gu Xiao took out a napkin and wiped his eyes there, "You took advantage of it."
Originally there was a greater advantage, but it was wasted because of someone’s ignorance, incompetence, plan, and uselessness. I put my face on one hand and complained from the bottom of my heart. I filtered some of the content that could be said and told El Cid , and then explained to him that I am a person from another world, and I am participating in a real-life game like a snake spirit disease, and I cannot go home without clearing the level.
"I want you as my combat power. After all, I am only good at fortifications, but my combat power is very bad. This is very bad. Of course, if I still have a chance to return to the world you are in, you can also Choose to stay in that world."
Although I think it is [-]% impossible to go to his previous world, but from the beginning I suspected that there might not be only one world.
This is the so-called parallel world principle.Otherwise, if so many players are interfering with the original world, if they are all concentrated in a parallel world, some people's so-called "plot" information will be inaccurate, although I think this is more fun.But I suspect that parallel worlds do not exist in S-Class.
But there is a problem, if it is really a parallel world, then it is impossible for those who have been resurrected from the dead to remember me who participated in their lives, or the players, that is to say, for the world of "this" branch scene , "I" exists, and although my "branch line" timeline may be disordered, it is undoubtedly "the same world".
This requires very large data processing capabilities.
"—To achieve this, the first possibility is a very, very advanced data processor that surpasses all human knowledge, technology, and understanding." Gu Xiao smiled wryly.
"The second possibility..." The two of us looked at each other, tacit understanding.
Alcid frowned, "God?"
I turned my head, "So, cooperation? Mr. El Cid?"
He wrapped himself in the blood-stained sheet, then nodded.
"I just like a straightforward person like you."
The author has something to say: Gu Xiao is very smart...
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