[Comprehensive] Our Night Rabbit is active and healthy every day

Takuma was quite a bear when he was young.

In his uncle's words, it's for adults to get used to it.

Surrounded by a group of elders with extraordinary military strength, thanks to them, Xiao Tuozhen, who is only five years old, has always thought that this is the level of ordinary people→_→

The young Takuma has always been at the bottom of their family's food chain in terms of force value. When he heard that he would go to the National Academy and get in touch with more peers, Takuma was very happy.

There are no friends of the same age around him. Although Uncle Ah Ba said that his force value is higher than most adults on the earth, he is brutally abused by his father, mother, uncle, and uncle every day. Takuma, who was ridiculed for a while, was always skeptical about this.The children's enthusiasm will be blown away, okay?

So when Takuma heard that there were peers who could play together, he was very excited, at least temporarily freed from the fear of being crushed and violently dominated by the adults at home... right?

However, when he entered the school and found that the friends around him were all weak, Takuma was very disappointed.He really doesn't like being hung and beaten by the adults in the family, but that doesn't mean he likes to play and beat a group of little peas like the adults...

The teacher's lectures in the college are also very boring. Takuma misses Uncle Chenma who is always disliked by his uncle, and Uncle Kotaro who is habitually chased and beaten by his father with a bazooka.Uncle Chenma is well-informed, knows a lot, and is a very nice person.Uncle Kotaro has read a lot of books, and he is very knowledgeable and interesting.If you can choose by yourself, Takuma prefers to let them be your first teachers.

To be honest with Takuma, he really felt that going to the National Academy was quite boring.

……

On Tuozhen's fifth birthday.

After school, he happily packed up his school supplies and bounced home.On the way, I happened to meet a group of Xiaodouding, who were being bullied by the seniors. Tuozhen picked up a few stones to lure the seniors away, jumped on the roof and walked back home.

As soon as Tuozhen entered the door, he saw a huge package piled up at the gate of his yard, "Is it a birthday present from my grandfather?!" Tuozhen jumped on it excitedly, climbed to the top of the package and looked down, his father took it The rocket launcher is eager to try.

"Daddy!" Tuozhen jumped off the package very happily, and threw himself directly into his daddy's arms.

Okita threw the bazooka aside with great regret, it seemed that it was too late to destroy these things, tsk.

Then he caught his son skillfully, weighed it, and commented in a flat tone: "You are getting heavier and heavier, Tuozhen."

"If Daddy can't hug me, I'll hug Daddy instead!" Okita Rabbit Rabbit Takuma proudly patted his small chest.

"No, your dad is not too old to walk." Okita ungratefully rejected his son's offer.

"Huh? But the day before yesterday I saw Mommy hugging Dad!"

"...Takuma shut up."

"Oh OvO"

"By the way, Dad, where's my birthday present?"

"Ah, I know, I know, brat. I started talking about it a month ago, really."

"hey-hey."

Although Tuozhen's father always looks very impatient, he is the one who always loves to play mysterious games with Tuozhen.Every year on Takuma's birthday, Okita had to wait until his son fell asleep before putting the gift he gave him next to his son's pillow, and this year was no exception.

After dinner, Takuma, who couldn't wait to make a wish and ate the cake, excitedly began to unwrap the birthday presents given to him by his elders.

His mom squatted aside to help Takuma unwrap the presents, focusing on checking if there were any gifts for pets in it. After all, it was another meal, right?

Tuozhen unpacked the first gift, and then a thick photo book appeared in front of him.Although he was only five years old, under the guidance of outstanding elders, Takuma, who has already learned a lot of words, found that he knew all the characters on the photo, but the recognition was just familiarity. When these words were combined, Takuma couldn't understand the meaning above.

"Mommy, what is a man/wife? What is NTR?"

His mother accidentally crushed the one sent by his grandfather. It is said that it is a gem specialty from a certain planet.

The extremely witty Tuozhen immediately put aside this question and started to unwrap a present.

With a hideous face, Kagura put the portrait of Takuma thrown aside and put it on the route that Okita must pass later.

The next gift came in a cardboard box.

Tuozhen opened the cardboard box, and there was another cardboard box inside.Takuma opened the second layer again, and saw another cardboard box.

Takuma: ...

The irritable Little Yetu "swipes and swipes" tore open the outermost paper box a few times. It took about a dozen torn in a row, and finally saw... a small note→_→

It says:

Happy fifth birthday to Takuma Okita.

PS: If you are grateful, there is no need, please send me a box of strawberry milk.

Takuma: ...

Then he handed the note to his grandmother blankly.

His mother threw the note angrily, stepped on her feet viciously and crushed it, "Turn off the light and cover the quilt and dream, Alu!"

Tuozhen pulled out another gift, opened it and glanced at it, and then he shouted loudly to his father who lost in the boxing game today and went to wash the dishes: "Daddy! Can I..." Can I accept the mayonnaise from Mr. Hijikata... …

Before he finished speaking, his dad rushed out of the kitchen at a speed of sprinting [-] meters, grabbed the mayonnaise in Takuma's hand, and threw the mayonnaise out of their house in a textbook baseball pitcher's posture.

"Papa papa!" Takuma and Kagura were amazed, and they couldn't help applauding Okita.

"Daddy, if you go to Jiashiyuan, our family will have no worries about food and drink." Takuma suggested very seriously.

His dad straightened his sleeves and said condescendingly, "My dear son, think about how you feel when you face a wife who is like a pig and your peers who are like chickens all day long, and you can see why Dad doesn't want to earn this money." Some money."

Tuozhen's little brain quickly realized, and protested: "Then why can't Dad go to Jiashien, and I have to go to the academy?"

His dad smiled contemptuously as if he had heard some joke, "Because I'm Dad and you are the son."

Tuozhen: "Does that mean I will become a daddy in the future..."

His father touched his son's little head pityingly: "Your dad is still your dad."

Takuma: ...

Tuozhen climbed up the "birthday gift mountain" sent by his grandfather with a depressed face, and began to dismantle them one by one from top to bottom.

The gift was half opened, and Tuozhen suddenly found a very beautiful necklace. The pendant was a blue gemstone the size of a pigeon egg. The whole gemstone was faintly blue and looked very beautiful.There is also a small note under the gem, which was written by his grandfather: I accidentally discovered it on a certain planet. Are they as beautiful as Takuma's eyes?

Some stinky Tuozhen picked up the pendant, and through the light in the room, he could vaguely see a beautiful streamer flashing inside. "Papa is better than Mommy!" He happily hung the necklace around his neck, then poked his head out to show Okita Kagura, "Grandpa said my eyes are as beautiful as this stone! What do you think?" Takuma said The gemstone pendant was lifted to the level of the eyes, and Pika Pika looked at his parents expectantly with a pair of big blue eyes.

His grandma made a "cut" and pierced it mercilessly: "That's what he said to your grandma back then, Alu. Mommy, poor little Takuma, you must know that our mothers, including your Uncle Baga, The eye color is inherited from your grandmother's Alu."

His father was also very shameless, throwing some things he thought needed to be destroyed in the yard, without looking up, he said: "Son, you are more beautiful than your mother, a fake girl. Also, you are not yet At the age of picking up girls, stop talking nonsense like your grandfather."

"What is a fake girl, tell me clearly, Alu!"

"Aren't you hard of hearing? I think I've made it clear enough."

Tuozhen pouted, it was a dream to get any compliment from his mommy and daddy.

Then he habitually ignored his mom and dad's routine quarrel, and unwrapped a present.

Okita tidied up the gifts he thought he didn't need to keep, and took out the bazooka with a "bang" and it was a blast. ——In fact, he felt that none of the birthday presents Takuma received could be kept. Dad just needs to prepare the birthday presents for his precious son, wouldn’t it be enough?

Glancing at the many birthday presents left - the key is that Takuma is very careful, and he doesn't want his dad to bombard him - Okita feels that he is very upset.

But it doesn't matter, after Takuma falls asleep, isn't it up to him to decide what to do with these things?

……

At night, after Takuma fell asleep, Okita came to Jiange and took out one of his favorite knives that he had sharpened a while ago.This knife was one of the first swordsmen who followed him, and it has been with him since before he arrived in Edo.So even if the tip of the knife was worn out due to his own knife skills and became useless for him anymore, he did not throw away the knife, but kept it well.

In fact, Okita originally planned to give it to Takuma later, after all, his son's height now, even if he held Wakizawa, he would still be uncomfortable.However, after considering it for a long time, Okita decided to give this gift now.

The sword is like the half body of a samurai. As the son of a samurai, how can Takuma not wear a sword?

Okita took the knife and walked towards his son's room as usual.

But before walking halfway, Okita suddenly noticed an unusual movement.

He narrowed his eyes, and walked quickly to the place where the noise came—the kitchen.

It was very dark and the lights were not turned on in the kitchen. When Okita saw the black figure in the kitchen, he drew his knife out of its sheath without hesitation, and then aimed at the figure and slashed down!

"Okita Sougo, you are sick, Aru!"

"You're the one who's sick! Why are you wandering around the kitchen without turning on the lights in the middle of the night!"

The fight between Okita and Kagura was inexplicable and earth-shattering.

Takuma, whose hair was messed up in sleep, looked at the chandelier that fell on his bed with a confused face, and ran out of the bedroom before the beam fell down.

***

After this, what happened?

The boy was carrying an umbrella, looked at his house in ruins through a layer of rain curtain, turned and left indifferently.

Probably accidentally injured by the father and mother who hit the real fire, and the bloody little night rabbit was stimulated by the pain and the scarlet in front of his eyes so that he jumped off the wall.