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Although Tuozhen and Anding wanted to get to the [-]th floor as soon as possible, they only reached the [-]th floor that day because of the schedule and the limitation of promotion floors after winning.

But anyway, the bonus of the [-]th floor is enough for them to find a hotel for one night.

"Although the price is expensive, the surrounding hotels are fully booked." After entering the room, An Ding sat down on the big bed in the middle of the room. After visiting many hotels, he finally booked a room. Also a little tired. ——Although they only booked a double bed room, it was still better than sleeping on the street.

"Are you taking a bath?" Takuma asked.

"You go first."

Tuozhen nodded, and went into the bathroom with a new set of clothes bought on the way.

After a while, there was the sound of rushing water in the bathroom.

An Ding lay down on the bed for a while, feeling a little thirsty, so she got up to get some water to drink.

But he looked around, but couldn't find the water cup.

"It's strange... even if the business is good, it's not so perfunctory. I don't even have a water glass..." After searching for a while, I really couldn't find the water glass. Instead, I found a small box from the bedside.

"...What is this?" An Ding glanced at it twice, but couldn't understand the words on it, so he threw it aside casually.

Since he couldn't find the water cup, An Ding simply asked Tuozhen in the bathroom, "Do you want water or a drink?"

The sound of running water in the bathroom suddenly stopped, "Drink!"

"Then I'll go to the convenience store."

"Got it, bring some snacks back by the way."

"Yes--" An Ding rolled his eyes, and he knew it.

When Anding came back with a bunch of food, Tuozhen had already taken a shower and was sitting in front of the TV, still holding the small box he had thrown aside casually in his hand.

"Ah, what did you buy?"

"See for yourself."

An Ding put the convenience bag on the coffee table, took a can of drink while drinking and asked Takuma who was flipping through the snacks, "What is that thing you are holding in your hand?"

"Avoid the [beep——] trap."

"Ah?" In a sense, An Ding, who was considered an antique, looked confused.

"It's something that doesn't make people pregnant." Tuozhen dug out a bag of potato chips, sat back on the sofa, and changed programs at random with the TV remote control.

An Ding was very strange, "Something that doesn't make people pregnant?"

Tuozhen changed the program to a premium channel that had passed by before without changing his expression, "Here, that's what he's using."

An Ding looked over subconsciously——

"Takuma Okita!!!"

Tuozhen reached out to catch the pillow that hit his forehead, and hugged him in his arms, "Aren't you curious? Why are you angry now that you know?"

After seeing the scene just now, An Ding's face was flushed red with the desire to poke his eyes, and he didn't know whether it was from embarrassment or anger.

"You bastard! You bastard! It's...!" How shameless! ! !

"What's all the fuss about?" Tuozhen muttered inarticulately while eating potato chips, "You have what I have and everyone has, and you won't lose a piece of meat after seeing it."

An Ding rolled her big eyes and didn't want to talk to him anymore.

After taking a shower to calm down a bit, he changed back to his original clothes, and An Ding sat next to Tuozhen very seriously, trying to reason with this flamboyant guy.

"It's really shameless." An Ding commented, "As a samurai, it's too insulting to the samurai to talk about these things all day long!"

"What does this have to do with Bushido?" Takuma was very surprised, "This is a normal physiological need, just like a person needs to eat and sleep. Don't you think a samurai is not a human being?"

An Ding retorted: "Switch the concept!"

Takuma didn't care about it, "The reason is the same."

"Disgraceful!" An Ding pointed at Tuozhen's nose and scolded, borrowing the words of his former colleagues: "It's really not elegant at all!"

Takuma found it amazing, "Could it be that in your eyes, a samurai is a guy who never meets his normal physiological needs? Wow, isn't that the problem?"

An Ding glared at him viciously in anger, and said, "A warrior with a heart for the Way will never be disturbed by external factors!"

"Wow, your idea is exactly the same as my Uncle Ba's theory of 'Miss Simentong will never fart [beep——], even if she pulls [beep——] it will be a colorful gemstone' theory .”

"..."

"With all due respect, if this is the case, the anorectal department of the hospital will definitely surpass the plastic surgery department in one fell swoop and become the place where idols visit most often."

"..."

Tuozhen clapped his hands, and said in a soothing tone, "Actually, I don't blame you. After all, you are still a virgin even after hundreds of years, and you don't even know the packaging of condoms."

An Ding jumped up and slapped Tuozhen's dog's head fiercely, "Did you forget that I am a knife! And why do I need to know these things!!!"

"Your thinking is very old-fashioned and stubborn," Tuozhen pointed out seriously, covering his head, "Since you have come into contact with these things that are extremely strange to you, you shouldn't reject them with a contemptuous attitude. No matter how It's embarrassing to you, knowing these things is always good for you. At least in the future, you won't foolishly come to me with a whole box of [beep——] condoms and ask: 'Takuma, what is this, can I eat it', right?"

"..." Eat, eat, eat!eat your head!Who like you wants to eat everything you see, you bastard! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

A small incident passed, and the two sat on the sofa, eating snacks and watching TV.

"How you put it clearly and logically," An Ding held a small cake and ate it every bite. "You make me wonder if you have any experience in this field."

"Inexperience doesn't mean it's unreasonable, right?" Tuo Zhen stretched out his hand to Anding, asking him to help him get another bag of snacks. "And the issue of experience is easy to talk about when you are an adult."

An Ding grabbed a pack of snacks from the convenience bag and gave it to him, "What do you mean when you are an adult?"

"Uncle has already considered this issue for me."

An Ding suddenly became vigilant, "What do you mean your uncle has already considered it for you???" Could it be that the uncle and nephew really have an affair? ? ?

"Just like I told you," the current TV station is broadcasting advertisements, Tuozhen picked up the remote control and changed the program, "My uncle thinks that the stupid young brat needs to understand these things, so as not to suffer in the future. "

"……what???"

Tuozhen raised a finger, "In other words, my uncle is even ready for the person who will give me [beep——] in the future. I heard from Afutu that he is still a reserve oiran."

"..." Sure enough, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked! ! !

"I'll tell you Dad when I get back." Copy that store.An Ding looked indifferent.

"It's okay, Afutu told me that guy is very clean."

An Ding was a little annoyed, "Your focus is wrong! Don't you think this kind of [beep——] with strangers is strange?" He frowned, "There is no emotion, only lust, just like a beast."

"What do you mean, how will the girls in Yoshiwara live?" Tuo Zhen stroked his stable and somewhat wet hair, "I told you, this is a normal physiological need..."

"I know," An Ding interrupted him, "but you can't become a beast controlled by biological instinct."

"That's why my uncle arranged this kind of thing for me." Tuozhen scratched his hair, "He thinks that things he has never touched will be more attractive to people, and if I don't know much about this, it's better to find someone The time is right to experience it for yourself.”

"..." Nothing, can't refute what's going on.

Tuozhen changed his sitting posture, straightened his crossed legs and put them on the coffee table in front of him, "Actually, to be honest, I think it's quite unnecessary."

"Huh?" When An Ding heard this, he immediately felt that the child could still be saved!

"I've seen that woman," Tuozhen ate his snacks, and commented in a tone that mentioned the good weather today, "I'm weak, I'm really worried that if I don't pay attention, I will be crushed to death."

"……"Wow.

"My uncle still laughed at me, and he said that the stupid kid just doesn't understand." Tuozhen began to accuse his uncle, "Obviously he himself admits that he is a guy who can't be satisfied with wine and women, why does he feel that he Have a great say on the topic of male sex?"

"..." Because you are all Baga →_→

"So I told him that instead of letting a woman I'm not interested in accompany me, it's better for Uncle to teach me himself."

"Pfft!" An Ding spit out all the food he had just eaten, and he stared at Tuozhen with wide-eyed shock, "Are you serious?"

Takuma nodded, "After all, so far the only one who can make me [beep——] is my uncle."

"..." Oh my, my, my, my!Incredible!Will this uncle and nephew really not have any problems if they go on like this! ! !

An Ding tried to use ethics to reason with Tuozhen, but before he could speak, Tuozhen sighed and said, "But Uncle disagrees."

An Ding: ...Your uncle's brain is still online.

"He disliked my inexperience, and told me to go to him after at least turning on the [beep——]."

An Ding: ...I'm sorry, I take back my previous statement.Indifference.jpg

"But if I turn on [Beep——] according to his arrangement, then why should I ask him? I have to hit from under the bed to the bed, maybe I will just find a place to sleep on the bed when I am tired. "Tuozhen spread his hands, "Isn't this problem going back to the beginning, so in the end this matter will be left alone."

An Ding: ...Is it right to think about it that way?These two guys must be dissatisfied with each other. It is simply a fantasy for them to have sex.

Thinking of this, An Ding suddenly sighed: "I really can't imagine what kind of person a guy like you will fall in love with in the future." No, it's safe to go on like this is the rhythm of the lonely life →_→

Tuozhen threw a plum into his mouth, "Probably not." He chewed and spat out the core, "Why do you have to have someone you like?"

"Wouldn't you be lonely if you were alone?" An Ding threw the empty cake box into the trash can, sat on the sofa with her arms around her knees, and turned her head to look at Tuo Zhen's profile.

"What does it feel like to be alone?" Takuma asked back.

"Well," An Ding thought for a while, and gave him a few examples, "For example, after your parents demolished your house, you slept alone on the flyover."

"Like when you're walking aimlessly on the street."

"Another example..." An Ding suddenly paused, and then continued softly: "People around you are dying one after another, but you are living day after day because of Altana's physique..."

Before An Ding finished speaking, a huge force directly lifted him off the sofa.The back of his head collided with the floor and made a very loud sound. An Ding's eyes were blackened by the blow, and then his body sank, something heavy was pressed on his body, and then, his neck was firmly held by the iron-like palms. He controlled it so tightly that he almost couldn't catch his breath.

"You piss me off a little bit."

An extremely close voice rang in his ears, and An Ding could even feel the breath of the speaker spraying on his ears.

"really?"

"After all, you are just a spirit." Tuozhen said slowly in An Ding's ear, "It's still good to kill you with a knife."

An Ding closed his eyes, and replied very calmly: "That's right, I'm just an ordinary spirit who resides on Qingguang."

"But I won't kill you." Tuozhen let go of the hand that clamped down on Anding's neck, and patted him on the face lightly.

"You saved this life time and time again, of course you have to be good and watch me live day by day with your own eyes."

An Ning's eyelashes trembled, and he couldn't help but opened his eyes, and then saw a strange smile close at hand - innocent and cruel like a child, twisted and full of malice like a devil.

Those blue eyes were like a sharp mirror, clearly reflecting the powerlessness and helplessness he showed when facing such a Takuma.

"Are you right?" He said, biting An Ding's ear lightly.

An Ding closed her eyes again, and said wearily, "... yes."