Live Like You [Entertainment]
Chapter 40
I don’t remember whether it was ten years or 11 years ago. At that time, Zhou Wenjin was just a fledgling, and traditional campus love idol dramas were still popular in China. Zhou Wenjin once played a sunny and healthy male lead, and fell in love with the silly, white and sweet female lead. Seeing that a certain opportunity happened to happen, he suddenly kissed the other party forcefully.Zhou Wenjin didn't have much experience in kissing scenes at that time, and he hadn't been in a relationship in real life, so no matter how he kissed, he didn't know the right way, and the director was so anxious that he wanted to jump off the building.
The director said: "Come closer! Get closer! Tilt your head a little bit, no, no, no, you've flattened her nose like this, her prosthesis is very expensive!"
The director said: "Yes, that's it, find a good angle, fast, firm, but gentle kiss."
The director said: "Don't be as rude as eating, do you understand beauty, beauty! Yes, that's it, don't stick out your tongue, keep it, just touch it."
The director said: "Who is that, Zhou Wenjin, can you close your eyes?"
Zhou Wenjin remembers asking the director at that time: "I'm not the heroine, why should I close my eyes."
The director said: "Do you understand affectionately? Compare and understand. It is fine for the heroine to keep her eyes open. Zhou Wenjin, please close your eyes. Your right side face is very beautiful. Yes, the camera pays attention to the angle, and his A tear mole was photographed."
Director: "Card!"
The director said: "Zhou Wenjin, you look pretty, why are your eyelashes so short, come to a makeup artist and give him some eyelash growth serum!"
Zhou Wenjin: "..."
Zhou Wenjin complained for ten years: "Yes, my eyelashes are short, so is He Xizhang Eyelash Essence amazing?!"
Zhou Wenjin: "Who knows if he put on false eyelashes? What was the heroine's name last time? I remember it. Those eyelashes had three layers inside and three layers outside. Those who know it know it's eyelashes, and those who don't know it's eyelashes." I thought it was a sweeper brush!"
Zhou Wenjin: "He Xizhang's lips are so soft."
Zhou Wenjin: "What the hell am I thinking??"
Just when Zhou Wenjin finally came to his senses and his body was working hard to repair his short-circuited brain, He Xizhang's long eyelashes fluttered twice, like a butterfly spreading its wings, and he slowly opened his eyes.
Zhou Wenjin: "..."
There was reluctance in He Xizhang's eyes, and then he slowly backed away, his rosy lips left Zhou Wenjin's as suddenly and lightly as when he came.
Silence permeated between the two.
He Xizhang: "I'm sorry, I couldn't control it for a while." He seemed to be in a dilemma about what to say, with obvious annoyance on his face, but there were many complicated emotions in the annoyance, which Zhou Wenjin couldn't understand.He Xizhang said: "Sima... Sima Gang, Sima Gang has a deep affection for Ming Guang, I... I haven't withdrawn yet..."
Zhou Wenjin heard himself say: "Oh, it doesn't matter. It's quite common for an actor to be too involved in a play and not recover for a while." Zhou Wenjin didn't know what happened to him, he felt that his answer was very decent and correct , but the Zhou Wenjin who answered the question didn’t seem to be himself. He seemed to be possessed suddenly or split into another personality. Behind the scenes, the emotions are still agitated, and I can't find Bei for a while.
Zhou Wenjin added: "They're all men, it's no big deal."
He Xizhang was also silent.
"No," He Xizhang raised his head suddenly, looked at Zhou Wenjin firmly, as if he had made some important decision, he said with a wry smile, "I still can't control myself." So he suddenly got together again Come over and kiss Zhou Wenjin's lips.This time it was much more serious than the kiss just like a touch of water just now. He Xizhang sat on the ground, pressing Zhou Wenjin's back of his head tightly with one hand, pressing his lips to himself, and pressing his lips tightly with the other hand. Looking at Zhou Wenjin's palm on the ground.
Zhou Wenjin opened his eyes wide, feeling that his soul had come out of his body, floating high above the world of mortals, looking at the fireworks in the world below.
"Hey, where is the dog man, doing this yellow colour thing in broad daylight!"
"Reporting to the king, it is He Xizhang and Zhou Wenjin!"
Zhou Wenjin: "Damn it!"
Zhou Wenjin gasped, and stepped back abruptly.He Xizhang didn't notice it for a while, and was pushed back by him, so he closed his mouth in resentment, paused, and stretched out the tip of his tongue to moisten his red lips just now.
He Xizhang looked at Zhou Wenjin and said, "Zhou Wenjin, I was just talking nonsense."
He Xizhang: "Sorry for scaring you, I didn't mean it."
He Xizhang: "I kiss you has nothing to do with Sima Gang Mingguang, I just like you!"
He Xizhang: "Zhou Wenjin, I like you, I have liked you for many years!"
Zhou Wenjin let out a "huh" and stood up suddenly.He Xizhang calmly looked at Zhou Wenjin from bottom to top, even opened his arms, as if he was ready to be beaten up, but Zhou Wenjin looked at He Xizhang in a daze like sleepwalking , then turned and went upstairs.For a moment, He Xizhang got up and seemed to want to catch up, but finally stopped in front of the stairs.
He Xizhang looked at the ceiling, as if he could see through the floor, until he heard a heavy "bang" sound of closing the door from upstairs, and then he looked away.Taking a look at the wall dust, scratches and bruises all over his body, He Xizhang opened the door and left.
Zhou Wenjin returned to her home, closed the door, and then lost her way.He is like an old robot. The previous program code has been executed, but the task has not been completed. He is spinning around in the living room, not knowing what else he can do.By the way, let's cook and have dinner.
So Zhou Wenjin walked into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and began to move things out one by one.Noodles, chili sauce, green onions, garlic cloves, chicken breast, lemon slices, honey, protein powder, eggs... Zhou Wenjin quickly emptied most of the refrigerator, and the ingredients, various seasonings, and some health products were on the cooking table. High accumulation, Zhou Wenjin tied a garbage bag around his waist in a trance, took a pair of scissors and began to cut the chicken breast, thinking while cutting, just now, what happened?
Zhou Wenjin: "Did I see He Xizhang just now?"
Zhou Wenjin: "How about I start from the beginning?"
Zhou Wenjin recalled her itinerary for the day, from getting up early in the morning to running in the morning, what she ate and what she wore, all the way to the time when she came out from the teahouse after seeing He Yazi, and then said goodbye to Shao Cheng and Xia Yingjie.Zhou Wenjin recalled that he entered the corridor of his home, and then suddenly remembered that some seasonings at home were used up, so he planned to go to the supermarket to buy again, and then?Then, he met He Xizhang, and without hesitation, he gave He Da Yingdi a shoulder throw.
"You deserve it!" Zhou Wenjin thought, "You deserve it for attacking me in silence! You deserve it for letting me down with all my heart for you! Fucking father treats you as a good teacher and helpful friend, and you just want to sleep on my body??! "
The scissors in Zhou Wenjin's hand fell to the ground with a "snap". Zhou Wenjin, who was almost stabbed, jumped to the side in fright. Finally, at this moment, all three souls and seven souls returned to their places, all emotions and six desires returned to their cages, and Zhou Wenjin woke up.
Zhou Wenjin: "..."
Zhou Wenjin slowly squatted down, squatting aggrievedly in front of the stove and drawing circles.
Why is this so!He thought that He Xizhang was a great actor who could be his teacher, his good friend, and the thick thighs that Shao Cheng could hold in his mouth. He really never thought that He Xizhang had other feelings for him !
He Xizhang's words echoed in Zhou Wenjin's ears: "Zhou Wenjin, I like you, I have liked you for many years!!"
Zhou Wenjin stood up suddenly, clenched his fists tightly, as if he wanted to rush out and beat that person up, but after a while, he gradually loosened his fists, and then sighed softly.
When Shao Cheng knocked on the door of Zhou Wenjin's house the next morning, he thought that he had successfully achieved the achievement of harassing Zhou Wenjin's sleep. Who would have thought that Zhou Wenjin who opened the door was already dressed and eating breakfast at the table. It seemed that he had woken up for a long time— — Aside from the slightly weird fact that he poured a whole bowl of soy sauce instead of milk in his breakfast cereal, he seems pretty normal.
Shao Cheng said, "There is good news."
Zhou Wenjin: "Say the key points."
Shao Cheng said meanly: "Gaoyou, why are you so cruel to him, you called him Xiaotian yesterday..."
Zhou Wenjin glanced at Shao Cheng coldly, and Shao Cheng, who was possessed by Xiao Tiantian, immediately consciously deleted the coquettish program and entered the manager mode: "There is a confirmed variety show announcement and I want to invite you to participate, I will pick you up and talk about it in detail .”
Although Dolim looks small and irregular, and Shao Cheng always bluffs that he is not serious, but from time to time, when Zhou Wenjin is in despair about his professional quality, he will make a serious one or two. Give him the job opportunity of Bajing.
Shao Cheng said: "Actually, you should know the show, it is "Happy Adventure" by Mushroom TV."
Zhou Wenjin has indeed heard of this show. It is a game-challenging outdoor variety show that has been running for four years. Each season includes six regular season games, a semi-final, a rematch and a final.Guests participating in variety shows are usually divided into two groups, with 4-5 players in each group. Occasionally, some special position players will be introduced. The two teams are assigned to different occasions. , to complete one task after another to determine the final champion.
In the first season of the program, the average viewership rate of nearly 2% per episode has achieved great response, and it has created a group of variety show stars such as Zheng Huihui, Ma Jun, Feng Chaojie, etc., and they are still active on the stage. However, the emergence of a large number of similar variety shows and the lack of innovative content have led to the continuous decline in the popularity of "Happy Adventure". Assisted by the photography team of the team, real money was poured down, but not even the sound of water could be heard.
Zhou Wenjin: "Didn't I hear that this show is going to die?"
Shao Cheng said: "Well, it didn't work before, it was said that we couldn't even invite celebrity guests, otherwise do you think we can get two places at once?"
"two?"
"There's another one for Xia Yingjie."
Zhou Wenjin: "..." Good guy, is it necessary for Dolim to participate in two variety shows at once?
Shao Cheng said: "Don't worry, I've also studied it carefully. In fact, it's been a while since they handed over their invitation. Haven't I been waiting and watching? Now it's a bit of a clue. I heard from my friends that Mogutai didn't want to let me. The ace of the variety show was shot dead on the beach by Houlang, and it really took off. The whole show will be repackaged in the near future, and the director has also been changed."
"Who changed?"
"Wu Zhou."
"Ah, not bad." Zhou Wenjin immediately became interested. Wu Zhou is a very famous producer and planner of variety shows. He is in charge of specific affairs, but the popular programs and stars in his hands have continued since the 80s and have never stopped.Unexpectedly, Mogutai could invite him out of the mountain.
Shao Cheng said: "That's right, not many people know about this, otherwise it wouldn't be our turn."
Zhou Wenjin said, "Okay, I'll go."
Zhou Wenjin thought about it, desperately thinking that he had to find something to do so that he could forget about He Xizhang. Anyway, he didn't want to see or hear about that person again recently.As a result, Zhou Wenjin didn't realize that He Xizhang also appeared in the program group until he was on the show and started recording the first episode.
The director said: "Come closer! Get closer! Tilt your head a little bit, no, no, no, you've flattened her nose like this, her prosthesis is very expensive!"
The director said: "Yes, that's it, find a good angle, fast, firm, but gentle kiss."
The director said: "Don't be as rude as eating, do you understand beauty, beauty! Yes, that's it, don't stick out your tongue, keep it, just touch it."
The director said: "Who is that, Zhou Wenjin, can you close your eyes?"
Zhou Wenjin remembers asking the director at that time: "I'm not the heroine, why should I close my eyes."
The director said: "Do you understand affectionately? Compare and understand. It is fine for the heroine to keep her eyes open. Zhou Wenjin, please close your eyes. Your right side face is very beautiful. Yes, the camera pays attention to the angle, and his A tear mole was photographed."
Director: "Card!"
The director said: "Zhou Wenjin, you look pretty, why are your eyelashes so short, come to a makeup artist and give him some eyelash growth serum!"
Zhou Wenjin: "..."
Zhou Wenjin complained for ten years: "Yes, my eyelashes are short, so is He Xizhang Eyelash Essence amazing?!"
Zhou Wenjin: "Who knows if he put on false eyelashes? What was the heroine's name last time? I remember it. Those eyelashes had three layers inside and three layers outside. Those who know it know it's eyelashes, and those who don't know it's eyelashes." I thought it was a sweeper brush!"
Zhou Wenjin: "He Xizhang's lips are so soft."
Zhou Wenjin: "What the hell am I thinking??"
Just when Zhou Wenjin finally came to his senses and his body was working hard to repair his short-circuited brain, He Xizhang's long eyelashes fluttered twice, like a butterfly spreading its wings, and he slowly opened his eyes.
Zhou Wenjin: "..."
There was reluctance in He Xizhang's eyes, and then he slowly backed away, his rosy lips left Zhou Wenjin's as suddenly and lightly as when he came.
Silence permeated between the two.
He Xizhang: "I'm sorry, I couldn't control it for a while." He seemed to be in a dilemma about what to say, with obvious annoyance on his face, but there were many complicated emotions in the annoyance, which Zhou Wenjin couldn't understand.He Xizhang said: "Sima... Sima Gang, Sima Gang has a deep affection for Ming Guang, I... I haven't withdrawn yet..."
Zhou Wenjin heard himself say: "Oh, it doesn't matter. It's quite common for an actor to be too involved in a play and not recover for a while." Zhou Wenjin didn't know what happened to him, he felt that his answer was very decent and correct , but the Zhou Wenjin who answered the question didn’t seem to be himself. He seemed to be possessed suddenly or split into another personality. Behind the scenes, the emotions are still agitated, and I can't find Bei for a while.
Zhou Wenjin added: "They're all men, it's no big deal."
He Xizhang was also silent.
"No," He Xizhang raised his head suddenly, looked at Zhou Wenjin firmly, as if he had made some important decision, he said with a wry smile, "I still can't control myself." So he suddenly got together again Come over and kiss Zhou Wenjin's lips.This time it was much more serious than the kiss just like a touch of water just now. He Xizhang sat on the ground, pressing Zhou Wenjin's back of his head tightly with one hand, pressing his lips to himself, and pressing his lips tightly with the other hand. Looking at Zhou Wenjin's palm on the ground.
Zhou Wenjin opened his eyes wide, feeling that his soul had come out of his body, floating high above the world of mortals, looking at the fireworks in the world below.
"Hey, where is the dog man, doing this yellow colour thing in broad daylight!"
"Reporting to the king, it is He Xizhang and Zhou Wenjin!"
Zhou Wenjin: "Damn it!"
Zhou Wenjin gasped, and stepped back abruptly.He Xizhang didn't notice it for a while, and was pushed back by him, so he closed his mouth in resentment, paused, and stretched out the tip of his tongue to moisten his red lips just now.
He Xizhang looked at Zhou Wenjin and said, "Zhou Wenjin, I was just talking nonsense."
He Xizhang: "Sorry for scaring you, I didn't mean it."
He Xizhang: "I kiss you has nothing to do with Sima Gang Mingguang, I just like you!"
He Xizhang: "Zhou Wenjin, I like you, I have liked you for many years!"
Zhou Wenjin let out a "huh" and stood up suddenly.He Xizhang calmly looked at Zhou Wenjin from bottom to top, even opened his arms, as if he was ready to be beaten up, but Zhou Wenjin looked at He Xizhang in a daze like sleepwalking , then turned and went upstairs.For a moment, He Xizhang got up and seemed to want to catch up, but finally stopped in front of the stairs.
He Xizhang looked at the ceiling, as if he could see through the floor, until he heard a heavy "bang" sound of closing the door from upstairs, and then he looked away.Taking a look at the wall dust, scratches and bruises all over his body, He Xizhang opened the door and left.
Zhou Wenjin returned to her home, closed the door, and then lost her way.He is like an old robot. The previous program code has been executed, but the task has not been completed. He is spinning around in the living room, not knowing what else he can do.By the way, let's cook and have dinner.
So Zhou Wenjin walked into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and began to move things out one by one.Noodles, chili sauce, green onions, garlic cloves, chicken breast, lemon slices, honey, protein powder, eggs... Zhou Wenjin quickly emptied most of the refrigerator, and the ingredients, various seasonings, and some health products were on the cooking table. High accumulation, Zhou Wenjin tied a garbage bag around his waist in a trance, took a pair of scissors and began to cut the chicken breast, thinking while cutting, just now, what happened?
Zhou Wenjin: "Did I see He Xizhang just now?"
Zhou Wenjin: "How about I start from the beginning?"
Zhou Wenjin recalled her itinerary for the day, from getting up early in the morning to running in the morning, what she ate and what she wore, all the way to the time when she came out from the teahouse after seeing He Yazi, and then said goodbye to Shao Cheng and Xia Yingjie.Zhou Wenjin recalled that he entered the corridor of his home, and then suddenly remembered that some seasonings at home were used up, so he planned to go to the supermarket to buy again, and then?Then, he met He Xizhang, and without hesitation, he gave He Da Yingdi a shoulder throw.
"You deserve it!" Zhou Wenjin thought, "You deserve it for attacking me in silence! You deserve it for letting me down with all my heart for you! Fucking father treats you as a good teacher and helpful friend, and you just want to sleep on my body??! "
The scissors in Zhou Wenjin's hand fell to the ground with a "snap". Zhou Wenjin, who was almost stabbed, jumped to the side in fright. Finally, at this moment, all three souls and seven souls returned to their places, all emotions and six desires returned to their cages, and Zhou Wenjin woke up.
Zhou Wenjin: "..."
Zhou Wenjin slowly squatted down, squatting aggrievedly in front of the stove and drawing circles.
Why is this so!He thought that He Xizhang was a great actor who could be his teacher, his good friend, and the thick thighs that Shao Cheng could hold in his mouth. He really never thought that He Xizhang had other feelings for him !
He Xizhang's words echoed in Zhou Wenjin's ears: "Zhou Wenjin, I like you, I have liked you for many years!!"
Zhou Wenjin stood up suddenly, clenched his fists tightly, as if he wanted to rush out and beat that person up, but after a while, he gradually loosened his fists, and then sighed softly.
When Shao Cheng knocked on the door of Zhou Wenjin's house the next morning, he thought that he had successfully achieved the achievement of harassing Zhou Wenjin's sleep. Who would have thought that Zhou Wenjin who opened the door was already dressed and eating breakfast at the table. It seemed that he had woken up for a long time— — Aside from the slightly weird fact that he poured a whole bowl of soy sauce instead of milk in his breakfast cereal, he seems pretty normal.
Shao Cheng said, "There is good news."
Zhou Wenjin: "Say the key points."
Shao Cheng said meanly: "Gaoyou, why are you so cruel to him, you called him Xiaotian yesterday..."
Zhou Wenjin glanced at Shao Cheng coldly, and Shao Cheng, who was possessed by Xiao Tiantian, immediately consciously deleted the coquettish program and entered the manager mode: "There is a confirmed variety show announcement and I want to invite you to participate, I will pick you up and talk about it in detail .”
Although Dolim looks small and irregular, and Shao Cheng always bluffs that he is not serious, but from time to time, when Zhou Wenjin is in despair about his professional quality, he will make a serious one or two. Give him the job opportunity of Bajing.
Shao Cheng said: "Actually, you should know the show, it is "Happy Adventure" by Mushroom TV."
Zhou Wenjin has indeed heard of this show. It is a game-challenging outdoor variety show that has been running for four years. Each season includes six regular season games, a semi-final, a rematch and a final.Guests participating in variety shows are usually divided into two groups, with 4-5 players in each group. Occasionally, some special position players will be introduced. The two teams are assigned to different occasions. , to complete one task after another to determine the final champion.
In the first season of the program, the average viewership rate of nearly 2% per episode has achieved great response, and it has created a group of variety show stars such as Zheng Huihui, Ma Jun, Feng Chaojie, etc., and they are still active on the stage. However, the emergence of a large number of similar variety shows and the lack of innovative content have led to the continuous decline in the popularity of "Happy Adventure". Assisted by the photography team of the team, real money was poured down, but not even the sound of water could be heard.
Zhou Wenjin: "Didn't I hear that this show is going to die?"
Shao Cheng said: "Well, it didn't work before, it was said that we couldn't even invite celebrity guests, otherwise do you think we can get two places at once?"
"two?"
"There's another one for Xia Yingjie."
Zhou Wenjin: "..." Good guy, is it necessary for Dolim to participate in two variety shows at once?
Shao Cheng said: "Don't worry, I've also studied it carefully. In fact, it's been a while since they handed over their invitation. Haven't I been waiting and watching? Now it's a bit of a clue. I heard from my friends that Mogutai didn't want to let me. The ace of the variety show was shot dead on the beach by Houlang, and it really took off. The whole show will be repackaged in the near future, and the director has also been changed."
"Who changed?"
"Wu Zhou."
"Ah, not bad." Zhou Wenjin immediately became interested. Wu Zhou is a very famous producer and planner of variety shows. He is in charge of specific affairs, but the popular programs and stars in his hands have continued since the 80s and have never stopped.Unexpectedly, Mogutai could invite him out of the mountain.
Shao Cheng said: "That's right, not many people know about this, otherwise it wouldn't be our turn."
Zhou Wenjin said, "Okay, I'll go."
Zhou Wenjin thought about it, desperately thinking that he had to find something to do so that he could forget about He Xizhang. Anyway, he didn't want to see or hear about that person again recently.As a result, Zhou Wenjin didn't realize that He Xizhang also appeared in the program group until he was on the show and started recording the first episode.
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