it takes a little effort

Jiang Kai's first reaction when he put his palm on it was that this guy eats more than pigs, but his waist is quite thin.

It is estimated that I usually like to exercise very much, and it feels very firm without a trace of excess fat.

"Shall we go eat steamed buns, or noodles?" Ling Chuan pedaled quickly, overtaking several small yellow cars.

"Whatever." Jiang Kai looked at the storefronts on both sides, and the smell of meat wafting over from time to time lifted his mood.

"Hey, I'm the one who bothers me the most. It's you. If it were someone else, I would kick him to Siberia in minutes." Ling Chuan said.

"Whatever," Jiang Kai raised his lips, "whatever, whatever, whatever."

"Ni. Ma," Ling Chuan turned his head and shouted into the air, then pointed to the front, "Just that noodle shop!"

"Whatever." Jiang Kai couldn't help laughing.

"Fuck." Ling Chuan was at a loss for words, this childish person was endless.

The noodle restaurant that Ling Chuan casually pointed to is doing very well. Judging from the decoration style, it has been open for at least ten years. There are a total of ten or so tables of Eight Immortals in the shop, and it is already full of people early in the morning. It has a mouth-watering meaty aroma.

The glasses of a big brother sitting near the door were all foggy and didn't bother to wipe them off. Jiang Kai was really afraid that he would stick a chopstick into his nostrils.

The cashier at the door was a middle-aged man, counting a stack of change with a smile on his face, glanced at him, and asked, "What would you like to eat, young man?"

"Add two eggs to the big row of noodles, more noodles." Ling Chuan took out a banknote and put it on the table, "Calculate with his."

Jiang Kai asked for a bowl of shrimp. Ling Chuan felt that as a 1.8-meter-five boy who was still in the stage of growth and development, it was too little to eat. He was afraid that he was being polite, so he took advantage of Jiang Kai's gap to find a seat He secretly asked the uncle to add a duck leg for him.

After the two got the noodles, they shared a table with a young man and woman.

"Want to add more spice?" Ling Chuan raised the spicy oil bottle in his hand.

"Okay," Jiang Kai pushed the bowl over, and Ling Chuan wished to pour the whole bottle of chili oil into it as if enjoying himself, so he hurriedly stopped him, "Enough, do you want me to eat noodles or chili?"

"Aren't you from the north? I thought you were good at spicy food." Ling Chuan put away the bottle with a smile, "There is a guy in our class who loves spicy food. He takes out a big bottle of chili sauce every day when he eats lunch. I poured it into the rice with a click, and it was half a bottle. I was startled and thought he had Parkinson's, so I leaned over and smelled the spicy smell, and I couldn't open my eyes because of the choking. For the first time in my life, I realized what real spicy eyes are."

Jiang Kai was so amused by Ling Chuan's exaggerated expression, he raised his head and laughed, revealing a small pointed canine tooth.

This canine tooth is not very prominent, so it is usually well hidden, but Ling Chuan was stunned when he accidentally swept it.

It was the first time for Jiang Kai to show his teeth when he smiled. This cute little canine tooth matched Jiang Kai's poker face... there was no sense of disobedience.

Jiang Kai's face also looked less indifferent.

"You have a small canine tooth." Ling Chuan picked up a piece of chopsticks and looked at him.

"Well," Jiang Kai suppressed the smile on the corner of his mouth, "It was supposed to be rectified, but my grandfather said that it would change my fate, so I won't be allowed to rectify."

"Don't make it up, it's quite..." When the word 'cute' came to his lips, Ling Chuan quickly changed his words, "Special."

"It's so ugly." Jiang Kai lowered his head and ate a piece of shrimp. One of the reasons why he doesn't like to smile is also because of this tooth.

"It's not ugly," the girl sitting opposite Jiang Kai looked at him and said seriously, "It's pretty."

The boy next to her coughed dryly twice, and rubbed her head jealously, "Who looks good?"

"Oh," the girl smiled and rolled her eyes, "You look good, you look good, you are the best looking in the whole pigsty."

Ling Chuan swallowed a mouthful of noodles, and said: "You can't ask for it, don't make it up, I don't think it's long enough."

"That's because it didn't grow in your mouth," Jiang Kai flipped the duck leg underneath, "Why does it have a leg?"

Ling Chuan said with a smile: "This is the rule in the store, there are people with canine teeth, you don't know."

Jiang Kai immediately understood, and smiled slightly, "Thank you."

After breakfast, Ling Chuan drove Jiang Kai all the way to the school gate on his bicycle.

Jiang Kai was stopped by the head teacher when he passed by the office.

There was a middle-aged woman in the office who was arguing with a teacher in the class. Li Yu stood beside her silently, and when he saw him coming in, he immediately pointed at him, "It's him, it's him."

Jiang Kai stared blankly in place, and a song automatically rang in his mind: It's him, it's him, it's him, our hero, little Nezha!

The middle-aged woman immediately stopped arguing with the teacher as if she had pressed the pause button, turned around to look at Jiang Kai, and said, "Student, you must have seen my son's beating last night."

Since Li Yu's mother is not 1.6 meters tall, Jiang Kai can only look down at her and remain silent.

"Look, look, those scum beat my son!" Li Yu's mother couldn't help but toss off Li Yu's clothes, revealing a bruise on her belly that can only be seen with a magnifying glass, "It's all swollen ah!"

Jiang Kai frowned when he heard the word slag, and wanted to say, sorry, Auntie, I just had dinner with slag.

It's still scum.

Li Yu's mother pointed at Li Yu's stomach with great distress, and yelled like selling candied haws skewers on the street for people in the office to see. Li Yu pulled off her clothes in embarrassment.

"My son is soft-tempered and has no temper, but this can't be an excuse for being blackmailed, right? As school teachers, you should also take responsibility. Your school's security work is not in place. Why do the students in other schools Can I come in..."

Ling Chuan extortion?

Jiang Kai couldn't help frowning, what he saw yesterday was clearly a love triangle entanglement.

不过再仔细想想也对，总不见得说是因为跟情敌发生了纠葛被情敌给揍的吧。

"Sister, please calm down first." Teacher Zhao patted Li Yu's mother on the shoulder, "Sit down first, let's clear things up first."

"Don't sit down! Isn't everything already clear? My son also said that he recognized those two people, and now I will go to the school next door to identify them! Didn't this classmate also see it, and identify them together! I don't believe it , Those bastards are still lawless!" Li Yu's mother's voice belonged to the level of a small commodity market megaphone, and Jiang Kai's brain hurt from yelling.

The teachers in the office were probably the same as him, they all looked at her helplessly.

"Jiang Kai, did you see someone beating Li Yu last night?" the head teacher asked.

Jiang Kai shook his head expressionlessly, without even a second of hesitation.

Li Yu's original eyes widened immediately, and he was so anxious that he spoke incoherently, "Last night on the rockery! You saw it! You are here! Think again! You finally returned, still hugged That person will be subdued with one click!"

Standing behind his mother, Li Yu clumsily simulated the scene at that time, and his mother almost froze in shock.

It's okay if he doesn't describe it, but once he describes Jiang Kai, he doesn't want to admit it anymore. He squinted his eyes and watched the scene for a while, then asked disapprovingly, "Did you recognize the wrong person?"

Li Yu opened his mouth and didn't say a complete sentence for a long time, probably because Jiang Kai's indifferent but serious expression made him doubt his eyes.

Li Yu's mother obviously didn't buy it, and raised her voice at Jiang Kai, "Student, you can't open your eyes and talk nonsense! Anyway, you and our Li Yu are also in the same class, so you can't help those scumbags to hide and blackmail This kind of thing has one thing and two..."

The teacher in charge coughed dryly, patted Jiang Kai on the shoulder and signaled him to go aside, "If you saw something when you were out of school yesterday, just say it, it's none of your business whether you point it out or not, you don't have to worry about being retaliated against." .”

"Didn't I fill out the form with you?" Jiang Kai looked dazed and ignorant. This is his most used expression, and he hardly needs any acting skills.

Relying on years of experience in judging people's faces, the class teacher immediately confirmed the fact that Jiang Kai would not let go even if his mouth was worn out today, and did not speak again.

After hearing this, Li Yu's mother still talked a lot, trying to win Jiang Kai to identify the two "criminals" in her mouth from the school next door. Her words were fierce, and even the family members of the "criminals" He also criticized and criticized severely.

Jiang Kai rubbed his ears, finally couldn't bear it any longer, sighed and said, "Sorry, I really didn't see it, it's the same answer if you ask me [-] times, I'll go back to the classroom first."

Regardless of Li Yu's mother's roar of condemnation behind him, Jiang Kai walked out of the office without looking back.

He already hated meddling in other people's business, especially this kind of guy who was yelling around with his broken copper voice, making it annoying.

Afterwards, when Jiang Kai calmly analyzed his insensitive behavior, he realized that there was a certain degree of cover-up in this insensitivity.

After all, cannibalism is soft.

After school, Jiang Kai originally planned to go to the snack bar near the school to buy something before taking the bus.

Just two steps out of the school gate, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted the black and red bicycle under the shade of a tree not far away.

Ling Chuan was wearing a black baseball cap, with one leg on the pedal and the other on the ground, looking down at his phone while gnawing on grilled sausage.

There are already several bamboo sticks in the plastic bag.

Jiang Kai wasn't quite sure if the person Ling Chuan was waiting for was himself, he hadn't discussed this topic in the past two mornings, maybe he was waiting for his little girlfriend.

Just when he was hesitating whether to walk over, Ling Chuan happened to look up and saw him, smiled and waved to him.

Jiang Kai looked around twice to make sure that Li Yu was not nearby.

Originally, he was a little bit worried about whether Li Yu's mother's big horse and golden knife would really trouble Ling Chuan, but now it seems that this worry is unnecessary, Ling Chuan seems to be in a good mood.

"What are you looking at?" Ling Chuan tiptoed to park the car at Jiang Kai's feet, and then handed him a bag of strips hanging in front of the car, "Eat?"

"Don't eat." Jiang Kai felt that he could no longer be bought by food.

"If you don't eat, I'll eat, you ride a bike." Ling Chuan moved his butt back, and happily ate with the ribs inserted.

Jiang Kai was stunned for five seconds before he came back to his senses, and grabbed the strips from Ling Chuan's hand, "Eat so much, can you still eat dinner?"

"Hey, I can eat as long as you eat," Ling Chuan stood up and sat back in front, "A relative of my family was hospitalized, and my parents were staying with her in the hospital. have a meal together."

"Oh." Jiang Kai lowered his head and inserted a row. According to the frequency of eating, he should indeed accept Gu Weidong's proposal and pay the Ling Chuan family some food expenses.

Ling Chuan was riding very fast, and Jiang Kai had already arrived at the vegetable market near the community as soon as he finished eating the chopsticks in his hand.

Ling Chuan locked the car on the side of the road.

"Shopping for vegetables?" Jiang Kai raised his eyebrows.

"Ah, what else? Biting your nails?" Ling Chuan asked rhetorically, poking his neck.

Hearing this arrogant tone, Jiang Kai felt unbelievable, Ling Chuan didn't seem like a person who could cook.

As for why he felt this way, it was probably because he couldn't do it himself, so he felt that people of his age would definitely not be able to do it.

Ling Chuan and Jiang Kai walked side by side, glancing to both sides from time to time.

The uncle selling vegetables enthusiastically yelled, "Come and see the fresh vegetables, they are all natural and pollution-free, without pesticides."

"Do you eat vegetables?" Ling Chuan asked.

"Whatever." Jiang Kai blurted out.

"Believe it or not, I can kick you for three miles." Ling Chuan turned his head and looked at him.

Only then did Jiang Kai come to his senses and laughed, "Then what to do, 'whatever' is my mantra."

"Then change the catchphrase," Ling Chuan snapped his fingers, "Damn it, fuck it, your uncle, pick someone who is more domineering, whoever you want to be."

"Then you ask again." Jiang Kai said.

"Do you eat vegetables?" Ling Chuan asked.

"I. Fuck, eat your uncle," Jiang Kai looked at him seriously, and added in a low voice, "I. Day."

"..."

Shopping for vegetables can reveal a person's true nature. For example, Ling Chuan is a carnivore through and through. When he walked out of the vegetable market, the only thing with a little green in his hand was a handful of shallots given by the butcher.

"What shall we have for dinner?" Jiang Kai was a little worried. After all, a good cook usually knows how to mix meat and vegetables.

"Dumplings, I want to eat dumplings." Ling Chuan handed the meat to Jiang Kai, then bent down and unlocked the car, "You wait here, I'll go buy some dumpling wrappers."

"Yeah." Jiang Kai nodded.

It took at least ten minutes before Ling Chuan came out of the alley carrying a bag of dumpling wrappers and holding something like a cone in his hand.

When I got closer, I realized that it was not a cone, but probably a kind of pastry made of flour, shaped like a plum blossom, covered with a layer of raisins, dates, green and red fruits, pine nuts and so on.

"What is it?" Jiang Kai went up to smell it, and the smell was quite fragrant.

"Plum blossom cake, have you never eaten it?" Ling Chuan handed the dumpling wrapper and plum blossom cake to Jiang Kai.

"No." Jiang Kai lowered his head and took a mouthful. Before Ling Chuan could say that his heart was hot, Jiang Kai had already opened his mouth and gasped.

"It's so hot." Jiang Kai took a few sharp breaths, the bean paste inside was like a branding iron, and his tongue was numb.

"Let you speak quickly," Ling Chuan gloated at the side, "you're cooked."

Jiang Kai stretched out his half-numbed tongue and licked his upper lip, hooked the bean paste from the corner of his mouth into his mouth, then blew on the plum cake in his hand, and took another small bite.

If you taste it carefully, the taste is still very good. The layer with a lot of toppings tastes glutinous and sweet, the outer shell is crispy with a little toughness, and the fine sand inside has a dense taste. .

Seeing that he was eating seriously, Ling Chuan couldn't help asking, "Is it delicious?"

"Yeah." Jiang Kai nodded while biting the crispy skin.

"Then why don't you, mother, shut up and leave me a couple of mouthfuls." Ling Chuan scolded.

"Ah?" Jiang Kai was stunned for a moment, then looked at the plum blossom cake in his hand that he had gnawed in a circle. The top material had been gnawed almost, and the reason why the bottom bean paste was not finished was because it was too hot .

"It's all..."

Before Jiang Kai finished speaking, Ling Chuan lowered his head and took a bite.

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