[Three Kingdoms] The general is so white

"Once upon a time, there was a man named Guan Yu, whose style name was Yunchang, who was from Hedong Jieliang. There are many chivalrous men in Hedong Jieliang, and he is also..."

"Stop!" Wei Suo raised his hand and interrupted Brother Guan's narration: "Can the general just say 'I'?"

In order to protect privacy, other people usually tell stories by saying 'I have a friend blablabla', but he is good, he reported his name as soon as he came up, and told you clearly that this is telling the story of Lao Tzu's own life, which is straightforward Zhang Yida's style of painting is exactly the same.It's okay, but second brother Guan, can you stop using the third person?You tell your own story in the third person like this, which gives people a very smart feeling! ! !

Hearing what she said, Guan Yu looked at Wei Suo for a while without knowing why, nodded and said, "That's good." Then he continued to tell his own story: "There are many chivalrous men in Hedong, and I too..." Guan Yu said this Then he stopped, he was going to say, I am also a chivalrous person, but wouldn't it be too shameless to praise myself like this?Alas, once the name is changed, the story is not so easy to tell. Guan Yu thought for a while and said: "When I was young, I admired these chivalrous men very much. I couldn't help imitating these chivalrous men in behavior and behavior. Most of the things he did in the village were to eradicate the strong and help the weak, punish the evil and promote the good. What he wanted in his heart was to make contributions and serve the country. Unexpectedly, he caused trouble because of this. At that time, there was a nobleman named Qin Yifu in the county. Bullying the market, robbing civilian girls in the street..."

"Then you taught him a lesson when you saw injustice," Wei Suo couldn't help but pick it up. This is a bad scene in TV dramas.

Guan Yu nodded, "That's right. I saw that Qin Yifu was pulling a woman by force on the street and yelling in broad daylight. But the woman had an unwilling expression on her face, so I taught him a lesson."

"Then the woman was grateful for your life-saving grace, so she promised to marry you with her own body." So you told me this story because you want me to follow the example of that woman and agree to Zhang Yida's marriage proposal?

First, he came to tell her the history of the sufferings of the three brothers, and highlighted Zhang Yida's heroic deeds.Later, in the tent, he said that he was "eventful" yesterday, and now he came here to tell her such a story of a hero saving the beauty.After contacting Wei Suo, he speculated on the purpose of Brother Guan's visit this time.Of course, there is no need to say such impolite questions.

Wei Suo originally thought that Guan Yu would nod his head again, and then make a big turning point, and then praise his third brother's life story.Unexpectedly, Guan Yu shook his head and said, "Not really."

Wei Suo: (⊙o⊙)

"She didn't marry me, she married Qin Yifu's brother Qin Yilu"

Ah, how could this be?What about the hero who promised to save the beauty with his body?

"Why? Doesn't the beauty love heroes and beasts?" Wei Suo asked.But if you think about it carefully, if the beast is rich, the hero will end.She can't blame her for choosing the beast, after all, the second brother Guan is still penniless, and Qin Yilu's brother Qin Yifu was already a powerful man at that time, and the appearance of a rich man and a woman is actually a good match.After Wei Suo figured it out, he was about to persuade the second brother Guan to untie his knot and forgive his ex-girlfriend for changing his mind.The so-called where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, it is only because I was too poor at that time.It's better to look at everything.

"No, she's not that kind of woman." Second Brother Guan said, with a gentle smile in his eyes, the so-called tenderness of an iron man may be referring to his current appearance. "She is indeed planning to marry me to repay her life-saving grace, and I also intend to marry her. The wedding was already under preparation, but at this time the county government came to the government office and said that I stole official money and wanted to take me into custody." In prison, I had to flee to Zhuojun overnight to avoid disaster. When we met again, it was in Xiapi City. Qin Yilu took her to vote for Lv Bu during the war. Lv Bu was defeated. I begged Cao Cao many times to reward me, and Cao Cao had already agreed. , but broke his promise after meeting her and kept her by my side. I still missed her after all."

The story of Brother Guan’s second brother ended with the beautiful woman’s secret casting of the pearl again. After hearing this sad story, Wei Suo thought unconscionably, this is not the reason why you have to follow Liu Bei life and death later, right?Cao Cao on TV is so kind to Guan Yu, he is a Marquis, gold and a red rabbit horse, but the cruel Guan Yu still abandons him and runs to Liu Bei's arms.Of course, she wouldn't doubt Second Brother Guan's loyalty.It's just that when the second brother Guan abandoned Cao Cao cruelly, didn't Qin Yilu's wife really have a factor in it?Wei Suo really wanted to ask second brother Guan whether the reason for abandoning Cao Cao was for his brother or for a woman?But this is something that will happen in the future, and there is no way to ask about it now.The Prophet skill can be annoying at times.

"I've lost her relationship with her, but you and Yide are different," Second Brother Guan continued.

"The general said so." Wei Suo nodded with a smile.It's different, she never thought of making a promise to Zhang Yida.

"Yide was a little too reckless yesterday. Marriage is all about three animals and six hired parents. It's too impolite for him to come here alone."

So this marriage proposal is just child's play. Brother Guan, is that what you want to express?Wei Suo took a sip of tea, and his smile became sweeter. "The general is right." It seems that she misunderstood the second brother Guan before. Wei Suo was thinking so, only to hear Guan Yu from the opposite side say: "So I'm here today. They are here to propose marriage to Yide."

"Pfft..." Wei Suo spewed out all the tea in his mouth. "Didn't you just say that you will pay the three sacrifices and six hires to hire parents and matchmakers?" All feed the dog?

Brother Guan nodded seriously and said, "Yes, Yide's parents passed away early, and the eldest brother is like a father. I am his elder brother who will marry him on his behalf. This is the order of his parents."

"What about the matchmaker's words and three sacrifices and six hires?"

"After all, I'm not Yide's real brother. I can barely be regarded as a matchmaker. There are sheep and pigs in the fire room in the camp, and the horses are also three animals. This green dragon knife is worth six hundred gold at least, so it is counted as a matchmaker." Six hires are not an exaggeration." In this way, the parents of the three sacrifices and the six hires have all the words of the matchmaker, and she has no other reasons.

Although this woman acts differently from ordinary people, she is considered one of my generation who values ​​righteousness and despises life.It's just that she seems to be more righteous than affection to Yide, and she doesn't know whether it is intentional or unintentional.Yide was pleased with her, but he had already seen it, so he came to tell her about the heroic deeds of his third brother yesterday.Women in the world admire heroes a lot, and she must have admiration for the third brother after listening to it.Unexpectedly, when he asked her about her impression of the third brother, she said "a big black fat man with a leopard head and eyes, a swallow jaw and a tiger beard".Guan Yu...

Yide, brother can only help you so far.

Unexpectedly, the elder brother who always put benevolence and righteousness first objected to Yide marrying her, Guan Yu was a little hard to understand for a while.

At that time, the elder brother said to Yide angrily, "Do you know why she was sent to Xiangyang by Xia Houyuan?"

Yide didn't say a word, just stood there.The elder brother continued: "Cao Pi once asked Cao Cao to marry this woman, but Cao Cao hated her as a fool and did not agree. Cao Cao thought that this woman would humiliate his family when he was a traitor. If you marry her, don't you be afraid? Is the world ridiculed?"

It turned out that the elder brother was careful that Yide married her and was laughed at by the world.

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"Whether others believe it or not, I know she is not crazy. No matter what the world thinks of her, she is good in my eyes. If the world must say she is crazy, then I will go crazy with her."

"Give it to him, brother," Guan Yu, who had been silently listening to the argument between the two, said to Liu Bei when he heard this.

He still had the chance to go crazy with her, but he didn't have the chance to die with her.If he hadn't been afraid of Qin Yifu's power back then, he wouldn't have fled from his hometown.Although he has been comforting himself for many years, at that time his accomplishments had not been competed, and his ambition to serve the country had not been lost, so he should not risk his life for the sake of his sons and daughters.

Sons and daughters love each other, but heroes are short of breath.The original idea was not wrong, but what was abandoned at that time has finally become a regret in his heart today, and he does not want Yide to follow in his footsteps.

The elder brother waved his hand at him, signaling him not to join, and then said to Yide, "She was entangled with Cao Pi before, and now she is entangled with you. This woman has an ambiguous attitude. In my opinion, this woman is not a good match after all. "

"She has no intention of Cao Pi," Yide argued.

"I'm going to propose marriage to Yide. If she agrees, then there is nothing to say. Let Yide marry her. If she doesn't agree, Yide, you will not be able to see her again." Guan Yu said to Liu Bei again.

He knew what was on his brother's mind. What his brother was worried about was that Yide would be laughed at by the world if he married this woman. This was one of them.The second reason is that this woman had a close relationship with Cao Pi before, and was captured by Yuan Shu. She was worried that she would be a troublesome woman like Diao Chan, who would eventually kill Yi De.In fact, although this daughter of the Xiahou family is quite beautiful, she is still far behind Diao Chan.Moreover, even if this woman has Diao Chan's looks, she definitely doesn't have Diao Chan's scheming and wit to make Lv Bu and Dong Zhuo kill each other. As for the reason, you can tell how much IQ she has by looking at her crazy and silly appearance.So, brother, this concern is purely superfluous.

The elder brother hesitated for a long time, but finally agreed to his suggestion.At that time, Yide was so happy that he almost lifted the roof of the tent and didn't mention it. He only said now, after he finished telling the history of his hard-won first love.The woman in front of him was not at all infected by his lingering love story.As for his love for Yide.Her answer was - no.

"Why?" Guan Yu asked.

yeah, why?In the face of love, a wise man like Guo Jia can't understand the kissing song left by Hu Nu, a free and easy man like Gan Ning is willing to stick to Jing Xiang and a Xu who will never come back, and a brave man like Guan Yu can't break the love in his heart. barrier.The word 'feeling' is really misleading.And she, Wei Suo, why can she see through it alone?

Perhaps, it is because she has no love at all in her heart?

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