[Three Kingdoms] The general is so white

"Zhang Yida, let me tell you again, don't hug me like that, I'm about to be strangled to death by you," Wei Suo said to Zhang Yida angrily.

But Zhang Yida didn't seem to hear her, he still hugged her tightly until a light cough sounded outside the tent.

"Hey, Yide, can I come in?" Guan Yu stood sideways outside the tent and looked at the green hills in the distance. He didn't see anything just now.

"Brother, please come in." Zhang Yida let go of Wei Suo in embarrassment, and said to the outside of the tent.

Guan Yu lifted the curtain and entered, and saw Wei Suo's pale face with a pair of dark eyes looking at him thoughtfully, and asked with a smile, "Is the lady better?"

Wei Suo didn't answer his question, but suddenly asked: "Is your name Guan Yu, and your name is Yunchang?" Lying silkworm eyebrows, red phoenix eyes, three feet long beard and heavy jujube noodles, although the facial features of actors in TV dramas are not the same, But this iconic appearance made Wei Suo recognize him at a glance as the legendary second brother Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang, who was revered as a martial saint by later generations.However, with the lessons learned from Cao Pi and Zhang Yida, Wei Suo is not too sure. It would be ridiculous if he said that he was Zhao Yun later.

Guan Yu was slightly startled, glanced at Zhang Yida, then smiled at Wei Suo and said, "Did Yide tell you about me?"

These words are tantamount to acknowledging Wei Suo's conjecture, Wei Suo shook his head: "General Guan warms wine and kills Huaxiong, he is famous all over the world, everyone knows who knows, even if Yide doesn't tell me, I know it too." Zhang Yida She hadn't mentioned Guan Yu to her, she couldn't follow Guan Yu's words, otherwise that solid-eyed idiot would definitely expose her, how should she explain it then?According to what Wei Suo knew about Guan Yu, this is a very arrogant person, so flattering him should be right.

What, you asked Wei Suo why he was so stupid?From here to Xu, there is still a long way to go. She and Zhang Yida are life-and-death friends, and she has no relationship with other people. For those who live in other people's houses, it is necessary to have a good relationship with the master, right?What, you said that the owner here is Liu Bei and not Guan Yu, tsk, this remark divides a good pair of gay friends, Liu Bei's things are Guan Yu's things, isn't Liu Bei's territory is Guan Yu's territory.

Unexpectedly, Wei Suo's flattery slapped the horse's leg. As soon as she finished speaking, Guan Yu's face turned even redder, while Zhang Yida at the side lowered his head and coughed softly, saying to her, "Ah Suo, Hua Xiong was beheaded by Sun Wentai."

Nani?How is this going?What about the second brother Guan who warmed the wine and killed Hua Xiong?Obviously, the truth of history once again misunderstood her cognition.Wei Suo wailed in his heart, don't be like this, hey, after finally identifying the right person with the knowledge of later generations, so soon she will make a fool of herself again?What about the cheat that the promised female prophecy knows everything?

"Who is Sun Wentai?" Who is this Niucha NPC who was robbed of the limelight by Guan Erge, and why has she never heard of it.Wei Suo stared at Zhang Yida with wide eyes, hoping he could give him an explanation?

"Naturally, it's Sun Jian and Sun Wentai, former generals who broke the barbarians," Zhang Yida said.

Sun Jian?Isn't that the father of Sun Ce, Sun Quan, and Sun Shangxiang?Looking at the tough looks of Sun Ce and Sun Shangxiang on TV, and then guessing based on the law that a tiger father has no dogs, it is really possible! ! !Therefore, the truth of history is that Sun Jian beheaded Hua Xiong, and then Luo Guanzhong or the screenwriter of the TV series forcibly gave the credit to Brother Guan.Just like Zhang Yida was 'smeared', it was all for the development of the plot.

Without the achievement of warming wine and killing Huaxiong, Wei Suo didn't know what to say to express her long-standing admiration for the second brother Guan. After all, killing Yan Liang and punishing Wen Chou, riding alone for thousands of miles, and flooding the Seventh Army have not happened yet.She couldn't talk nonsense, and after thinking for a long time, Wei Suo had no choice but to say: "Uncle and elder brother once mentioned General Guan, saying that the general is a hero and has unstoppable courage." Such is the unstoppable courage of all men, Xia Houyuan is true As I said, it was just used to describe Zhang Yida.Anyway, they are sworn brothers, anyway, Second Brother Guan really has this ability, anyway, Second Brother Guan’s physique is always inexplicably given various credits, so don’t worry about the small details like she mistakenly compliments, make her happy Carry out the great cause of flattery to the end!

Just as Wei Suo guessed, Guan Yu was an arrogant person.Hearing Wei Suo say that Xia Houyuan had praised him so much, he neither argued nor backed down, stroked his long beard and said to Zhang Yida: "Speaking of which, Yide, did you write to General Xiahou about the injury of the lady?"

Zhang Yida: ...

Wei Suo and Guan Yu knew from his expression that he had completely forgotten about it, but no one blamed him, instead they all looked relieved.What Guan Yu was thinking was that before everyone thought this woman was dead, if Zhang Yida had already written to Xia Houyuan to tell Xia Houyuan that his niece was dead, and now he brought a living person back to Xudu, it would be very troublesome to explain, but it would be easy Does it affect the reputation of our army? How come people who are obviously dead suddenly come back to life?You can report mistakes for such a small matter, your military situation seems unreliable.And what Wei Suo thought was that fortunately, Uncle and A said they didn't know the news of her injury, otherwise they might be worried.In her previous life, she entered the operating room just because she took a shower, which made her parents sad and crying.In this life, she can't let her family worry about her anymore. Although she hasn't been with Xiahou's family for a long time, she can see that her uncle and elder brother really treat her as a family member (except for Xiahouba). I don't want them to worry about themselves anymore.

"I'll write a letter to General Xiahou immediately." Zhang Yida stood up and walked out.

"Wait" Wei Suo and Guan Yu shouted at the same time.

"Just say I'm safe, don't mention the injury." Wei Suo

"Brother asked you to go to his camp, we have something to discuss with you" Guan Yu

"Understood," Zhang Yida said to the two with a smile before walking out.

As soon as Zhang Yida left, Guan Yu smiled and said to Wei Suo, "I don't know how ladies and gentlemen know Yide?"

"He saved me." Wei Suo looked at Second Brother Guan, wondering what his intention was when he asked such questions?To send Zhang Yida away on purpose, Second Brother Guan obviously wanted to tell him something but didn't want Zhang Yida to know.What did he want to say? According to the characters of the two brothers, they usually speak straightforwardly. Such a roundabout way of speaking is not like his style.

"That's it?" Guan Yu seemed to think that the answer was too simple

"That's it!" Wei Suo nodded.There are only a few ways for two people to get acquainted, childhood sweetheart, the hero saves the beauty, the beauty saves the hero, the enemy has a narrow road...

Huh?There seems to be something wrong.These seem to be bloody scenes where men and women meet pig feet in TV dramas?Why put them on himself and Zhang Yida?

Wei Suo was thinking, only to hear second brother Guan ask again: "When will the ladies and gentlemen reach Ji?"

"What's the matter at the end of next year?" Brother Guan asked more and more questions, why did he suddenly ask about age?

"Is that so?" Guan Yu stroked his long beard thoughtfully, after a while he went to Wei Suo's sick bed and knelt down.Wei Suo was taken aback when he saw that he was about to have a long talk with him, Second Brother Guan, what are you doing?Why don't you talk to me in such a posture? Hey, you must know that in later generations you will be enshrined in the temple and people will kneel and worship you. You will shorten my life if you suddenly kneel in front of me like this, don't you know?Although there is a certain difference between kneeling and kneeling, it still makes people feel pressured, okay?

Thinking so, Wei Suo didn't care about his weak body, got up from the couch and knelt down opposite Guan Yu.

Seeing her like this, Guan Yu gave this woman a compliment in his heart, yes, she knows how to respect etiquette and people, and knows how to respect elder brothers, she is worthy of my third brother.

I just heard Guan Yu say slowly: "My brother and I met Yide in our infancy. At that time, although my brother was a rich man, he was poor and made a living by weaving mats and selling shoes. I have the ambition to serve the country, but there is no way to serve the country, and what I can do is just a nursing home. Yide has a lot of money, and he doesn't have to die with me when he is young, but he spends all his money to help his brother succeed. Just to live up to the friendship. He was not very good tempered, and he was very impulsive when he was young. At that time, we fought against the Yellow Turban together and met Dong Zhuo. We saved Dong Zhuo’s life. , Yide was about to kill him at that time, but was stopped by his elder brother..."

Wei Suo looked at Second Brother Guan, her two eyes were fighting with sleepiness, she didn't understand that Second Brother Guan came to her tent on purpose, and expended so much effort to drive away Zhang Yida just to give her the family history of their three brothers and a history of suffering?Not to mention that they still don't have a piece of land to live in peace, isn't it too early for this drama of reminiscing bitterness and thinking about sweetness?It's not too late to recall the hardships of starting a business after winning Yizhou.Just saying, what does Second Brother Guan say so much have to do with her, Wei Suo?She just wants to take a ride back to Xudu safely, why force her to accept their corporate culture?Moreover, the most important thing is that she has seen all of what he said on TV!What Wei Suo feels now is listening to the replay of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" on Guan Erge's radio. It's really, really boring. She really wants to sleep, what should I do?The classics are basically used to hypnotize you...

The second brother Guan didn't know the grievance in Wei Suo's heart, and continued to tell the story of their three brothers, and finally made a summary of his lengthy narration when Wei Suo was about to close his eyes: "Our three brothers have walked along the way and supported each other. Taking care of each other is the best way to understand each other's personality. So, what kind of person is Yide in the eyes of ladies and gentlemen?"

Wei Suo braced himself up, and said wearily: "The big black fat man with the leopard head and ring eyes, the swallow jaw and the tiger beard." After finishing speaking, he couldn't support himself anymore and fell back on the couch with a bang.

Brother Guan: ...

Zhang Yida finished writing the letter, sealed the bamboo tube with wax, handed it to the soldier who delivered the letter, and walked to Liu Bei's tent.

Lifting the curtain, I saw Liu Bei wiping his swords gently. Seeing Zhang Yida coming in, he raised his eyes and looked at him: "Sit!"

Zhang Yida obeyed and knelt down opposite Liu Bei: "What do you want me to do, brother?"

Liu Bei put down the sword in his hand, and looked up at Zhang Yida: "Then Xiahou's daughter is awake?"

When Zhang Yida heard him ask about Ah Zuo, he replied: "Yes, I just woke up this morning." There was a smile on his brows and eyes that he didn't even notice.

Liu Bei had a panoramic view of the expression on his face, and sighed softly in his heart, the authorities were bewildered.

"How did you get into this trouble?" Liu Bei asked

"What trouble?" Zhang Yida was puzzled.

Liu Bei said, "You said you promised to protect her and return to Xudu safely. Because of this promise, you did not hesitate to risk yourself, and almost died several times. What's more, because of this so-called promise, you disobeyed military orders." Isn't this troublesome?

"I did not disobey the military order," Zhang Yida defended.He didn't understand why they were talking about Ah Zuo just now, why the topic suddenly changed to military orders.

"I am the commander-in-chief of the first army, and my words are military orders. Back then, I didn't let you go to Yuan Shu's puppet palace alone. If you didn't listen to the persuasion, you would be disobeying the military orders."

"But didn't you give the order to attack Yuan Shu later?" He was really a good soldier who obeyed orders, really.

"Won't you go if I don't give the order?"

That's right, if the elder brother hadn't ordered troops to attack Yuan Shu, wouldn't he have gone to rescue Ah Zuo?Zhang Yida was thinking, only to hear Liu Bei continue: "The military order is like a mountain, but you treat it as a trifling matter for the mere promise, what should you say?"

Military orders are like mountains, military orders are related to the life and death of an army, and military orders are tied to the lives of thousands of soldiers.The promise is nothing but a matter of personal reputation.Losing promises to others is just damage to personal reputation, but breaking promises to the army is a major matter that concerns thousands of lives. How can he not know which is more important, who to choose, but even so, he still does not regret it. do everything.

"Dang Zhan" Zhang Yida finished softly and closed his eyes.

With a sound of '唰', Liu Bei was so angry that he slashed the small case in front of him with his sword: "I'm obsessed with not realizing it"

He guides her step by step, and the purpose of her persuasion is to let him see clearly the stupid things he has done, so as to stay away from that woman. Now it seems that he has no regrets at all. Although the word 'Dang Zhan' has a soft voice, it is said simply and neatly, without any hesitation.For that woman, even if he died again, wouldn't it be a pity?

"Go out" Liu Bei turned his back and ordered.He is the elder brother, but also the master.

Zhang Yida got up without saying a word, and walked out of the tent.

After leaving Liu Bei's tent, Zhang Yida went straight to Wei Suo's tent.Lifting the curtain, the people on the sickbed were sleeping soundly, Zhang Yida walked over slowly and softly, for fear of waking up the sleeping people on the bed.

He took out the cloth bag that he had always treasured from his bosom, inside was a scroll, unfolded carefully, the eyebrows and eyes of the person in the painting were so similar to the person in front of him.She didn't know how worried he was when he returned to the river and saw only this cloth bag.She didn't know that he suddenly rode his horse back in order to retrieve the portrait that was [-]% similar to her.she does not know.He didn't know why he did it then, and now he knows.

Put promises above military orders, regardless of the lives and deaths of thousands of soldiers, just because the person who was promised is too important.The gold content of a promise depends on the status of the promisee in your heart. If this person is insignificant, you don't care what you said or did to her. The so-called promise will eventually be a forgotten lie.If this person is so light in your heart, and every frown and smile involves your emotions, you will always remember what you said to her, even if you didn't promise anything, you would go through fire and water for her.

Seeing her discomfort when she took off Cai Mao's pants, her displeasure when she mentioned Cao Pi, the ecstasy of reuniting outside the false palace walls after a long absence... all kinds of out-of-control emotions can now be explained.

Wei Suo, who was asleep, heard someone coming into the tent, thinking that the second brother Guan had gone and returned, and was coming to tell her the history of the sufferings of the three brothers, so he continued to pretend to be asleep quietly.When everything was quiet in the tent, Wei Suo squinted his eyes and looked at the situation in the tent quietly. After finding that Zhang Yida was sitting by the couch in a daze, he sat up and tugged Zhang Yida's sleeve: "Zhang Yida, what are you in a daze for?"

Seeing that Wei Suo woke up, Zhang Yida put the scroll in his hand aside and straightened Wei Suo's shoulder: "Ah Suo, why do you like Cao Pi?"

"Why do you ask this suddenly?" Wei Suo asked, because I like him to be emperor in the future, so can she say such a private answer casually?

"Tell me," Zhang Yida insisted.

"It's not a pleasant feeling, I just think he is suitable for me. He has a good personality and a good family background. My childhood sweethearts know each other well, and they understand each other. There won't be too much friction after marriage. And he and brother are young..." Wei Zuo counted the reasons that sounded more reasonable with his fingers.

"Marry me, Ah Zuo" Zhang Yida said before Wei Suo finished counting.

All kinds of out-of-control emotions now have an explanation, that is, he is happy with Ah Zuo.

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