[Three Kingdoms] The general is so white

The Yuan family in Runan is the family of four generations and three princes, and its disciples and old officials are all over the court and the public. Looking at the entire Han Dynasty, there is no second family that is better than the Yuan family.But such a family of Niucha had two secondary vacancies, one named Yuan Shao and the other named Yuan Shu.Yuan Shao was very prodigal. In the Battle of Guandu, the 2 army lost to Cao Cao's [-] horses. Yuan Shao's defeat and Cao Cao were at odds with the right time, place, and people.As for his brother Yuan Shu, the second in command of the Yuan family, his failure can only be attributed to his own court of death.This man has great ambitions and talents, and has neither Cao Cao's military ability nor Yuan Shao's military strength. He actually picked up a jade seal and proclaimed himself emperor! ! !Such a guy with two shortages can be the emperor, where do you put the IQ of the heroes of the world?When Cao Cao gave an order to crusade against the traitor Yuan Shu, the princes from all walks of life did not say a word and copied the guy, and they ordered their soldiers and horses to greet Yuan Shu.Before Wei Suo came, Yuan Shu had already been beaten by Liu Bei, beaten by Cao Cao, Haibian by Lu Bu, and even Yuan Shao kicked him by the way.In terms of military strength, the current Yuan Shu has suffered heavy casualties, he is out of breath after being beaten up, and is on the verge of dying.But it's all like this, and this guy actually wants to recruit beautiful women to fill the harem... Yuan Shu's tragedy shows how sad it is for a person whose IQ can't keep up with his gaze.

The above are all the information Wei Suo extracted from the complaints of his roommate Yun Niang.Of course, according to Wei Suo's common sense of history, the Battle of Guandu had not yet happened at this time, and Yuan Shao was still in his prime.But Yuan Shu was not so lucky, the army was beaten to pieces, and he was dying. It seems that all he can do now is to tidy up his own house as a palace, and continue to live the emperor's addiction.

"If you don't have the life of a local tyrant, you should get the disease of a local tyrant!!!" After hearing Yuan Shu's life experience, Wei Suo came to a conclusion.The place where she lives now is Yuan Shu's harem "Yeting Palace", which is actually just a small house in Yuan Shu's lair. The small 'Yeting Palace' is full of people, and newcomers can only share a bedroom with two people.

"Isn't it? Tell me how old this old Yuan Shu is, and he wants to take us into the palace. Does he still have the ability to enjoy him?" Yun Niang said angrily.

"Why is Yuan Shu so scumbag, and there are so many women queuing up outside Ye Ting Cheng to enter the palace?" This is what Wei Suo couldn't understand the most.

"What's so strange about this, I just want to eat enough! Although this old man Yuan Shu is not good at fighting, he can enjoy himself. Don't you look at what we eat these days? It's all meat! You Do you know what people outside eat now?"

"Grass root and bark Guanyin soil" is even more difficult to eat.How could she not see these human tragedies along the way with Zhang Yida.Even the two sergeants who came with Wei Suo wore coarse cloth and short clothes and ate only coarse bran bread. How could they be dressed in Qiluo like they are now and eat meat every now and then.This is just the treatment of the two Xingong people. They haven't even seen Yuan Shu's face, and they have already lived a life that is completely different from those outside the palace.How extravagant the lives of those women favored by Yuan Shu and Yuan Shu himself are, the truth can only be known by meeting Yuan Shu.Of course, Wei Suo has absolutely no interest in knowing such a 'truth', she just wants to leave this ghostly place and return to Xudu as soon as possible.

"That's right, what would you choose? Serving old Yuan Shu is better than starving to death."

"That's right." Wei Suo nodded in agreement. Needless to say, Yunniang also came here with the idea of ​​filling her stomach.At the beginning, the strong girl who spoke righteously talked about it later, but she was actually just a double-standard whore, this world is so intoxicating.

Looking up at the sky outside the window, it was dusk.Well, the time for bragging and talking about the mountains is over, and it's time to get down to business. "I won't talk to you anymore, I'm in a hurry to urinate, I'll go to the latrine first," Wei Suo said and ran out the door.

"Why do you have to pee at sunset?" Yunniang looked at Wei Suo's back, feeling strange.

I have a problem with my phantom limb, right?Wei Suo complained in his heart, but he didn't bother to talk to Yunniang anymore, time was urgent, and the success or failure of urinating for many days depended on one action.

Since Wei Suo came to Yuan Shu's so-called imperial palace, she began her compulsory homework every afternoon, exploring the escape route.The reason why I chose to come at such a time is because at dusk, the sky is getting darker, and there is often only a vague figure in sight.Second, when the guards in the palace were changing shifts, the guards were relatively less stringent.She left Zhang Yida alone to take a "ride" but boarded the pirate ship. Now that she was in trouble, she couldn't be ashamed to ask Zhang Yida.Not to mention being shameless, it would be easy to implicate him. Besides, even if she could beg Zhang Yida against her conscience, she still had to have a contact method.Doesn't Zhang Yida know where he is now?Therefore, it is more practical to escape by yourself.

Wei Suo bypassed the Zhengde Gate along the route of investigation for many days, passed through a row of small woods, hid in the corner to avoid the patrolling guards, and passed through the cave gate for several months... Finally arrived at the destination, two meters away from the Nangong Gate. Ten paces away—a dog hole.Although Yuan Shu is a fake emperor, the fake imperial palace remodeled according to Yuan Shu's lair is quite big.Wei Suo searched for a full ten days before he found a big tree next to the pool in the back garden of Dongyuan.Climbing up the big tree with hands and feet together, I was pleasantly surprised to find that there was a dog hole twenty steps away from the palace gate that was separated from the big tree by a wall.The dog hole is surrounded by shrubs, and it is extremely difficult to find unless you are in a high place.

Wei Suomao was in the bushes, and as soon as the changing guard left, he dodged and passed through the palace gate, quickly brushed aside the weeds on both sides, and crawled out of the dog hole.Wei Suo stood outside the palace wall, facing the wind, weeping with joy.Although the way of escaping was not elegant, it was finally escaped.In fact, she couldn't find any other safe way to escape other than going through the dog hole. Although climbing over the wall was gorgeous, it was very dangerous. If she was not careful, she would be shot as a hedgehog and fell down the wall by groups of archers.Although the authenticity is high-end, it is the cheating patent of the protagonist of the TV series with outstanding personality. Don't think about the heroine of Xiaoyan written by a stepmother author like her.Although it is not bad to sneak out in disguise, but the technical content is too high, and the technical requirements such as disguise technique must be excellent.The second is that the psychological quality must be strong enough to be calm and calm when being stopped for interrogation, so as to ensure the safety of life.

Therefore, the dog hole is really the greatest invention in the history of human architecture! ! !It is the best choice for all waste heroines to escape! ! !

"Hahaha, I finally see the light of day again." Wei Suo looked up to the sky and laughed.Passers-by on the side silently glanced at the sun that had just sunk into the horizon.He raised his head and said to the person standing on the wall: "Third General, there is a lunatic over there, do you want to knock her unconscious first?"

"Keep letting the wind go, ignore her." A mellow voice came from the wall.

"But if you leave her alone, she will attract the nearby soldiers"

Hearing this, the shadow on the wall turned his head to look in the direction of the lunatic. In the dim light, he saw a slender figure with his hands on his hips, laughing up to the sky. Although he couldn't see his face clearly, he could imagine the arrogance on his face.His heart softened suddenly, and he didn't know who this person was, his temperament was really similar to Ah Zuo's.Zhang Yida quietly stood on the wall, looked sideways at the slender figure, and unconsciously walked towards that person, completely aware of where he was at the moment.

Seeing this, the people under the wall of the "General" hurriedly shouted "Be careful where you step".The reminder came too late, Zhang Yida stepped on the ground, and fell upside down. He was about to fall into the mud. Finally, with the foundation of many years, a carp stood firmly under the wall.As soon as he stood firmly, he looked in the direction of the woman just now, but when he turned around, she was nowhere to be seen.Like ghosts and elves, coming and going suddenly.Or was everything just now just his hallucination, because he missed Ah Zuo so much that he gave birth to hysteria?Since Ah Zuo disappeared, his heart seemed to be missing something, it was empty, but he couldn't let go of anything, only the cold and astringent wind was blowing back and forth.

"Mi Fang, did you really see someone over there just now?" Zhang Yida asked the person beside him.

"Yes, it's under the wall over there." Mi Fang said, pointing in the direction the lunatic said.

"Did you see it clearly?" The person just now was probably Ah Zuo.

"That lunatic laughed so loudly that he could hear it even if he didn't see it clearly. However, the three generals asked what they were doing, didn't they want to find someone, or..." Or you can go to the wall to take a look.Of course he wouldn't say something so unglamorous, it's better to let the three generals figure it out for themselves.

Zhang Yida took a step forward, grabbed Mi Fang's shoulder, and asked eagerly, "Where did she go?" Just now when he fell off the wall, he had no time to care about that person's whereabouts.

Mi Fang was frightened by his eager tone, although it is well known that the three generals have a bad temper.But it was the first time he saw the serious expression of the three generals, that kind of reckless aura, not angry, but more scary than angry. "No... no... I don't know, I was only worried about you just now, and didn't pay attention to the whereabouts of that lunatic"

Zhang Yida couldn't help being disappointed when he heard this, let go of Mi Fang, walked towards the place where Wei Suo was just now, and shouted recklessly: "Ah Suo, Ah Suo..." I hope she hasn't gone far, I hope she can hear, I wish she could come back to me.

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