[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

Following the guidance of Snake Jingzi, Wu Kuan and Tang Xuanzang searched for a long time before finding the mountain spring hidden in the depths of the cave. Unexpectedly, a group of small animals drinking water came there, as if they sensed the danger, the small animals scattered instantly. Leave a poop in vain.

It was hot, and it looked like it had just been excreted.

"Do you still wash it?" Tang Xuanzang asked after staring at the poops for a while.

"Of course wash it! I think these little guys are quite hygienic. The poop is all on the edge of the spring, and there is nothing in it." Wu Hong decided that he hadn't bathed for several days, and if he didn't wash it, it would stink.

However, having poop is also a real diaphragmatic response.Boss Wu, a local tyrant, rubbed his chin, looked up at the height of the rock wall, had an idea, quickly ordered two large bathtubs from Xingwang, placed one on each side, and took a set of water-absorbing equipment from the warehouse Put it into the spring water on one side, then hang it on the rock wall, puff up your mouth and suck hard at the end of the water pipe on the other side. After a while, the clear spring flows into the bathtub along the water pipe.

"Okay! When the bathtub is half filled with water, you can go in and take a good bath." Wu Hao looked at his temporary bathroom with satisfaction, and took out a portable dining table, two chairs, With a lot of food and drink, I clicked on the personal terminal and found Monkey King's personal homepage skillfully.

However, Elder Tang's expression darkened when he saw the comment section on the homepage where the fight was going on.

Sun Wukong, a monkey, without the bondage of the magic spell, really couldn't be quiet for a few days. No, he beat up another leading actor who was partnering with him when he first joined the crew. Is that okay?

More importantly, the unlucky leading actor who was beaten into a pig head by him was still playing Tang Sanzang, and Sun Wukong played the role in his true colors. He told Tang Sanzang a truth with his fists: without the magic spell, no one in the Three Realms will give you Grandpa Dasheng is angry!

"This... the entertainment industry is actually quite complicated, and it may be a misunderstanding. I think we'd better wait for Wukong's agent to come out with a draft." Hit people, but what if it's not?

Wu Kong remembers that Sun Wukong was wronged several times in the original book.

Tang Xuanzang naturally knew this better than Wu Kong, because in his previous life, he wronged Monkey King so much.

Taking a deep breath, Tang Xuanzang forced himself not to read those infuriating black fans' comments, but searched for a few videos that were said to be taken on the spot. You can see that the other party patted Monkey King on the shoulder with his right hand, and then, in the next second, the actor who was still wearing Tang Sanzang's costume was turned around by Monkey King, and he pinched the actor's shoulder with one hand , Lifting the person up.

Then the camera shook violently for a while, only to hear screams and cursing from the scene, and then, a bright yellow UFO passed through most of the set, fell into the man-made Wuzhi Mountain with a plop, blowing the foam The Wuzhishan Leng was made by punching out a hole in the shape of a human being.

Tang Xuanzang kept a stern face and tried to hold back his smile. He knew that even if he changed the world and changed to a breeder with a better temper, the monkey would still remain stubborn and would resort to force if he disagreed with him.

However, he believed that it must be because the actor who played him was at fault. Wukong has always been reasonable and never wronged anyone!

Wearing a thick "apprentice filter", after Elder Tang laughed, he immediately urged Boss Wu to find Wukong's manager, and told him to stand firmly on Monkey King's side, even if this Fighting Sun Wukong is also wrong, so don't beat him at this time!

Because, the countless lessons of blood and tears in the previous life told Tang Xuanzang not to scold and scold Monkey King face-to-face when he made a mistake. Just stabbed Monkey King in the chest, it would be strange if he didn't explode on the spot.

Wu Cong was also afraid that if the manager talked about Sun Wukong like Elder Tang in his previous life, at this time, Monkey King was not under a tight spell. It's big.

When things happened suddenly, Wu Kong didn't have time to leave a message for Sun Wukong's agent Ren Fei, so he directly contacted Dean Du, found Du Leshan through Dean Du, and forcibly recalled Ren Fei and Sun Wukong.

Du Leshan was in charge of such a big company, so naturally he would not pay attention to a newcomer like Monkey King. Arrange a reliable team, and the rest, to be honest, the entertainment industry really depends on luck and strength, both of which are indispensable, if you are unlucky, you may hold on to it, and you will die.

So, after learning that Sun Wukong beat his co-actor to the ground when he first entered the film crew, Du Leshan was only surprised for a moment, then waved his hand indifferently and asked Ren Fei to take Sun Wukong to the waiting room first. , Then ask for some food and drink to appease, and let the rest of the team deal with it first.

"Comfort?" Ren Fei was about to spit out a mouthful of blood. If it wasn't for the big boss who paid his salary every month standing in front of him, he really wanted to grab him by the collar and ask, Sun Wukong almost smashed him into a brain Concussion, should they appease the party who was beaten, right?

"You don't understand... Forget it, just follow along. It's a rare opportunity. Well, Wukong, it's hard work after filming for a long time. Go to the lounge next door and have a rest. Let them bring you whatever you want to eat." Du The boss kindly sent Sun Wukong to eat and drink next door, so kind that he didn't look like a blood-sucking capitalist at all.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Ren Fei suddenly felt, maybe Monkey King is really the illegitimate son of Mr. Du living outside?How does this attitude look like a boss to an employee?It's like a real father to his little ancestor!

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong, who has always been lazy, firmly refused this time——

"A Fei said that he needs to explain, I will explain it myself, don't make things difficult for him." Whether in the past or now, Monkey King is still the iron-blooded and hard-core Monkey King who dares to act.

When Ren Fei heard this, he was so moved that he burst into tears: It is worth his hard work to serve this little ancestor. He has really grown up and knows how to protect him.

But he moved too soon.

"Anyway, he can't beat those people." Sun Wukong rolled up his sleeves. He has never eaten pork but has seen pigs run. How could he keep the enemy spitting blood? He had already seen those tricks during the live broadcast. .

"A Fei, you go to the fan group first, and organize all my 3000 million fans! You should give out red envelopes, you should buy sailors, and the expenses will be on my head. Don't tear her up to pieces today , I write the three characters Sun Wukong upside down!"

Du Leshan: "..."

Disrespect, disrespect, I thought it was a bronze, but I didn't expect it to be a hidden king.

However, Du Leshan still did not let Monkey King pay the money.

joke!If the newcomer that his own company signed a contract with was torn apart by his opponent, where would he put Du Leshan's face?If he dared to let Sun Wukong spend his own money to tear it up with his opponent today, it is estimated that all the artists in their company would run away in a few days.

However, before tearing it apart, we still need to figure out why the two of them got into a fight on the first day, especially with the backing of Wu Kong behind Sun Wukong. The old man just called angrily and asked him How did you bring newcomers, how did you get bullied on the first day at work... Du Leshan was speechless, did Sun Wukong "be bullied"?He clearly "bullied people"!

In order to wash away his grievance of "disadvantaging others", Du Leshan decided to turn on the hands-free!Let the old man listen to it himself, and don't blame him for not working hard!

Therefore, Wu Kuan and Tang Xuanzang witnessed the scene of Monkey King tearing up the porcelain man with his hands.

Deng Yingjie was originally an artist of Du Leshan Company, but he was unlucky at that time. He debuted at the same time as him. There were several newcomers in the same company who were better than him. .

I don’t know which big guy’s ship this person got on. He actually received several big productions in a row, and even appeared on a particularly popular interstellar travel show as a resident guest. With his excellent ability to do things, he slowly Mixed to the current position.

It stands to reason that people like this generally cherish their feathers, and would not easily do things like bullying newcomers, which are tasteless and easy to ruin the popularity of passers-by.But the bad thing is that Monkey King collided with him.

When it came to this point, whether it was Tang Xuanzang, Du Leshan, or even the breeder Ren Fei who took over later, they were a little speechless and understood: When it comes to doing things, who else in the Three Realms can do it better than the Monkey King?

The queen mother held a peach banquet in good condition, but because he didn't send him an invitation card, he was able to ruin the peach forest of others. What kind of snake spirit disease is this.

Deng Yingjie himself is used to relying on hype to increase exposure. When he heard that the new drama will be partnered with a Monkey King who is more capable than him, he immediately became furious: This is not going to work. A crew can only have A master at making troubles, he must firmly suppress this newcomer who is better at making troubles than him on the first day of cooperation!

"At first I thought he was here to chat with me. After all, the two of us will play a lot of opposite scenes. Didn't the teacher hired by the company also say that? You must cooperate tacitly when you play opposite scenes, otherwise you will have to NG countless times. Even the chicken legs I don’t even have to eat it.” At this point, Sun Wukong pursed his mouth and said unwillingly, “Although I don’t like to smell that Deng Yingjie’s body, I never thought of beating him, but he wants to stick a needle. Me, I can't break his wrist, I have no choice but to throw it all out."

"What? How dare he prick you with a needle?" Ren Fei jumped up.

"Maybe it's a joke. The needle is not big, as thin as a cow's hair, but I was worried that he would poison me, so I acted preemptively and threw him out with the needle. I didn't take the opportunity to take the needle Prick him." Sun Wukong added hastily.

Du Leshan: "..." You really think too much, who dares to poison people in the crew these days?However, listening to what Sun Wukong said, it seems that Deng Yingjie deliberately played a counter-attack, first stabbing Sun Wukong with an inconspicuous needle, and after he shouted out, he jumped out and said that he was wronged. Who would use such a thin needle like a prank to prick someone?Fans who are good at brainstorming will definitely come up with countless reasons for him to fight back, such as Sun Wukong, a newcomer who intentionally framed his predecessors, wanting to be popular and crazy, and so on.

In short, the most fearful thing for an actor like Deng Yingjie is that he has no exposure. After such a mess, normal people would not think that a senior like him would play a prank on a newcomer, and would laugh at Sun Wukong, a newcomer, in all likelihood. Senior, if you want to gain some popularity, when the time comes, he will have more exposure, and he can sell his fans badly, wouldn't it be great?

It's a pity that Deng Yingjie counted the fans' reactions, but he didn't count Monkey King's skill.

He was held in the hands of a newcomer and thrown out like a sandbag. No matter whose fault it was, his face was a big embarrassment.