[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

"This... I only know how to brew some nectar, and I have never learned how to do business." Although he was very excited, Baihuasha in this life, although he lost his memory for a while, was obviously still the same as the previous life, timid and arrogant. shy.

Wu Hong had no choice but to patiently explain to her that she didn't want her to do the business herself, Bai Huaxie only needed to be his supplier, providing a certain amount of nectar every month, and the rest, just waiting for the cashier. Of course, if you don’t want money, you can also exchange it for other things in the interstellar online store, such as bags, shoes, jewelry, cosmetics, etc. that girls like...

Afraid that she would not believe it, Wu Cong quickly bought a complete set of cosmetics for beginners from the online store. This is the best-selling girl brand on Xingwang. Look at this skin, this black and thick hair, it is more like a real girl than those "girls cultivating immortals" who often stay up late and lose their hair... So, staying up late is really bad!

Baihua was ashamed to hear Wu Hong say that this is the rouge powder used by girls in other countries, but she was just a little curious. After Wu Hong personally demonstrated the correct use of these later generations of cosmetics with effects comparable to micro-plastic surgery... How ruthless Kui Mulang stared at him, Wu Cong knew, now, let alone the business of nectar, poor Kui Mulang Xingjun, for the rest of his life, he may have to compete with the evil cosmetics .

After all, a woman has the patience to sit in front of the mirror and spend an entire hour taking care of her makeup, but rarely has the patience to stare at her husband-in-law without moving for an hour... Even if the husband-in-law is as handsome as a god, it is easy to appreciate Tired.

However, the dazzling array of cosmetics is different. Which woman can resist the temptation, even if the handicapped party can't draw well, she likes to buy them to pretend that she is a delicate pig girl, okay?

Not to mention Kui Mulang's depression, after getting the first batch of fifty altars of nectar, Wu Cong took Kui Mulang to Baoxiang Kingdom to clean up Tang Sanzang's grievances non-stop.

Originally, according to the temperament of him and Kui Mulang, still wash their hair?Just use spells to steal people out.Anyway, what does it have to do with them if Elder Tang has any grievances?

However, after all, he got the golden finger of the original book (translated version), and Wu Hong had learned some common sense. He knew that in the original book, Tang Sanzang had to change the official document every time he went to a place.

Speaking of this matter, is it true that he deliberately cursed the countries of the Western Regions, that even the jade seal can be stamped casually, so he is not afraid that someone will use it to engrave a carrot seal?

There are no anti-counterfeiting signs in this world.

Worried that Tang Sanzang hadn't changed to an official document, and he would cry and babble and ramble again, Wu Cong could only persuade Kui Mulang to accompany him on this trip.

"You gave the cosmetics to my wife, isn't it just to trick me out?" It wasn't until this moment that Kui Mulang vaguely felt that he seemed to be tricked by this dead monkey.

Professionally jealous for 1000 years, Kui Mulang has already developed a certain conditioned reflex towards his beloved wife, Yu Nu. When Yu Nu stares at something for a few more seconds, Kui Mu Lang can't help but want to scratch someone.

"How can it be? What's the relationship between us? Brother, I never lied to you!" Wu Kong smiled and leaned into Kui Mulang's ear, and said in a low voice, "Brother, I will look for a few sets of high-quality cosmetics later, brother. Don't just give it away at once, give one or two pieces to my wife every few days, and the wife of the guardian is always smiling."

That's right!His dad did it before!That's how the hundreds of lipsticks in my mother's dressing room came from. (Although my mother rarely uses it, for women, "I don't use it" and "I don't have it" and "No one gave it to me" are two different things.)

When Kui Mulang heard that there was such a good thing, his waist and legs didn't hurt immediately, and he called "Xiandi" again.

"Whoever coaxes your wife for you in love is your good brother, isn't your sound good brother too cheap?!" Wu Kong complained silently.

Tang Xuanzang was in the cold dungeon, waiting from complacency to flustered, from flustered to ashamed, and even he was thinking about it. If it didn’t work, he would start plan B and let Zhu Bajie slip out to find Guanyin Bodhisattva for help.

At this moment, a handsome man suddenly appeared in the dungeon... Wait!people?

This, isn't this the yellow-robed monster that turned him into a tiger?

Just when Elder Tang was in a daze, the yellow-robed monster who transformed into a handsome man waved his hand, turned him back into a human body, and personally led everyone to see the King of Baoxiang Kingdom.

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom saw that the boy who claimed to be his son-in-law went back and forth, and he still didn't bring his daughter with him the second time, so he couldn't help feeling a little dissatisfied. Seeing the tiger spirit (Tang Sanzang) behind him, his expression instantly changed It became gloomy.

He knew early on that his precious daughter was most likely captured by some powerful monster to become Mrs. Yazhai, but it's a pity that there is no capable person in his country who can restrain this monster, and he is afraid that the yellow robe monster will hurt him. Daughter, I had no choice but to pretend to be happy and accept the yellow-robed monster.

It doesn't matter if you don't accept it. It is said that a certain small country next door offended a certain big monster, and the nobles and people of the whole country were eaten by that monster.

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom naturally loves his daughter very much. However, as a king, he cannot ignore the safety of the people in the whole country, but he never sees his daughter once or twice. In exchange for his sacrifice, the king was heartbroken, but he couldn't tell others about the pain in his heart, and he had to hide it from the queen, saying that his daughter was weak and couldn't bear the fatigue of boats and cars, so he couldn't go back to his natal family with his son-in-law to visit relatives.

At this time, seeing the yellow-robed monster blatantly released the tiger spirit from the dungeon, and brought it in front of him, this kind of behavior really made the king very angry, but he didn't dare to burst out, and his face was blue for a while up.

Kui Mulang touched his nose, pretending not to see the livid face of cheap father-in-law, and explained the cause and effect in a good voice. Of course, he beautified it.

"This monk from the Tang Dynasty is fair and handsome, and my wife softened her heart when she saw him... My son-in-law couldn't get angry for a while, so he deliberately used a spell to turn him into a colorful tiger, and taught him to suffer in the dungeon." , my son-in-law is also the son of a good family, and I really don't dare to recklessly kill someone, please don't blame my father-in-law, everything is caused by my son-in-law, and has nothing to do with this white-faced monk."

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom was a little annoyed at first, but when he heard this, he felt a lot more at ease.

As a man, he naturally knew the reason for Kui Mulang's outrageous prank. It was because he loved his precious daughter to the core, so he couldn't bear to let his daughter look at other men more. From this point of view, This son-in-law has a deep affection for his daughter.

Thinking about it this way, and looking at Tang Sanzang standing two steps behind the yellow-robed monster, he is really a handsome man with a face like a crown jade, very gentle and handsome, no wonder his daughter's heart softened... Thinking of this, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom I couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic to the yellow-robed monster. After all, most of my daughter's family loved a handsome man. Even if this monster turned into a human, it would not be comparable to this eminent monk from Tang Dynasty.

Thinking that Tang Sanzang would make this monster who kidnapped his daughter a big loss with just relying on his face, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom saw Tang Sanzang and his party not to mention how pleasing to the eye, not only immediately asked someone to change the official documents for them, but also Let the inner court hold a banquet, and he wants to entertain the eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty.

During the dinner, the old king and queen couldn't hold back, and asked about Baihuashou's current situation. The couple's status was special and they couldn't leave the capital, but they said that they could let their third prince represent the whole family to visit Baihuashou at her husband's house. .

This is also a common folk practice. If a married daughter is sick, the parents will ask their own nephew to visit the younger generation because of their identity. I visited Jia Min who was bedridden.

The king and his wife thought that the monster would continue to prevaricate, but Kui Mulang readily agreed without hesitation for a moment, and also promised that if the sons and daughters were willing to return to the palace to visit relatives, the third prince would humiliate Baihua when he came back. The pair of sons and daughters he gave birth to also brought back, and asked the king and queen to see and talk about their missing.

Now, even Wu Hong couldn't help looking sideways: This guy was taken away, right?

Of course, Kui Mulang was not taken away. In fact, he wished that his sons and daughters could stay in the palace for a long time. It can be said that it is well-intentioned to be less clinging to his wife.

After a banquet, although the old king still has some grudges against this son-in-law of unknown origin, but thinking that the third prince can go and see his daughter whom he hasn't seen in 13 years, maybe he can bring his grandson and granddaughter back to the palace for a short stay After some time, the old king couldn't help but soften his heart. After all, his daughter is married. Now it seems that the son-in-law treats his daughter very well. read.

Immediately, he ordered someone to take out some money, and wanted to give it to Tang Sanzang and the others. He only said that his son-in-law didn't check for a while, which frightened the eminent monk, and expressed his apology.Xuanzang originally wanted to accumulate more family wealth on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures, but after a little refusal, he ordered Zhu Bajie to accept it.

Rather, Zhu Bajie was taken aback: Isn't Master never willing to accept other people's gifts of property?

Even Wu Kong secretly glanced at Tang Sanzang in surprise, this is unscientific!Or was the vernacular translation of "Journey to the West" he bought wrong?Obviously, Tang Sanzang in the original book is a great monk who does not eat the fireworks of the world. Even when others give a bowl of cold rice, he has to recite the Buddha's name for a long time. The king of the daughter country refuses to invite him to be his husband. The king's money?

"Being a teacher in the past was too arbitrary. This journey to the west to learn the scriptures is really not easy! It's good to prepare more. From now on, we will travel overnight and only travel during the day. Xiang Wan will find a place to stay It’s better to stay here than to be captured by the mountain spirit.” Xuanzang closed his eyes slightly, not looking at the treasures in Zhu Bajie’s hands, and still had the appearance of an eminent monk who regards money as dung.

"I see!"

"It's probably because I was frightened by the monster turning into a colorful tiger this time, and only then did I know the dangers of the world." Wu Kong and Zhu Bajie thought of this at the same time.