[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

"Change the name? Okay, you decide." Sun Wukong played the game attentively, not caring about his name at all, from Stone Monkey to Monkey King, Bi Mawen, Monkey King, to Monkey King, Sun Walker , Fighting against Buddha... For Sun Wukong, what he is called depends on who he hangs out with. Now he relies on the big manager Ren to make a living, so it is normal to change the name Ren Fei likes, just like his previous Master Bodhi Patriarch would definitely not let his apprentice be called Bi Mawen.

When he followed Bodhi Patriarch, he was called Sun Wukong, when he followed Tang Xuanzang, he was called Sun Xingzhe, and when he followed Ren Fei... what was he called?

Let me do it?

Ren Fei had a bitter face, and didn't dare to tell Sun Wukong that it wasn't that he wanted to change his name, but that their future benefactor's father wanted him to change his name to a noble one.

Ren Fei has already confirmed through certain channels that the person who contacted him yesterday and took the initiative to add him as a friend is not a gang of scammers at all. He is really Du Leshan, the chairman of Leshan Culture Media and a self-made [-] billion entertainment industry tycoon!

Not to mention that Jin Zhu's father just wanted to give Sun Wukong a nice stage name, even if he changed his name to Goudan, he would be willing!That's Du Leshan, who turned stone into gold in the entertainment industry!The newcomers of the entire Star Alliance want to squeeze into this circle, and I don’t know how many people cry and want to be called daddy. Ren Fei himself is not good-looking, if he has the capital to make his debut, he would like to kneel down and call him daddy.

So, that night, Sun Wukong, who routinely broadcasted live, put an announcement on the top of the live broadcast room. The content of the announcement was very simple and explosive: Starting today, he will sign a contract with the famous Leshan Culture Media Group to become the entertainment company of Duleshan. At the same time, from now on, he has a new stage name, which was chosen for him by his father Du Leshan himself, and it is called Wenbin.

Well, even the last name has been changed.Although fans have always thought that the name "Monkey King" is also the stage name he uses during live broadcasts, but the name Wen Bin is really not suitable for their escaping (sand sculpture) cubs! ! !

Only a very few people have seen the mystery of this: incredible!This rookie is about to ascend!Look at the name, although it is unpretentious, but!Like Du Leshan, the founder of Leshan Culture Media Group, it is from the ancient book "The Analects of Confucius" in the ancient earth period!

Du Leshan, taken from "The Analects of Confucius", "The knower enjoys the water, the benevolent enjoys the mountains"; Wen Bin, taken from the "The Analects of Confucius", "Quality wins the text, and the history, the culture is gentle, and then the gentleman." Aristocratic families and descendants have certain rules in choosing names. It is said that the names of Du Leshan's generation are all taken from "The Analects of Confucius". Looking at it this way, no one would believe that this newcomer is not related to Du Leshan!

What's more, the netizens who followed the clues and ran to Du Leshan's personal homepage to dig the grave were also horrified to find that Du Leshan had sent an update specially for this newcomer!

"A junior whom the old man admires very much, what else can a son do? Welcome @文斌兄姐 to join the big family of Leshan Culture Media!"

Sun Wukong's mothers and grandmothers were stunned for a moment, and fell into ecstasy in an instant!It's even more exciting than winning 1000 million star coins!

What's this?This is the official announcement!Moreover, it was not the official announcement on the official homepage of Leshan Culture Media, but the founder and chairman of Leshan Culture Media personally announced it!The last person who received this special treatment was a certain first-line actor who took the entire studio to leave?

Not to mention, after a while, another fan of Sun Wukong’s mother found Du Chenping’s personal homepage along Du Leshan’s follow list. Du Chenping hadn’t thought of forwarding the official announcement that Sun Wukong joined his son’s company, so he couldn’t stand it. The son made a fuss and made a special call to report to him that he had accepted this relationship account, and he planned to praise him, all because he had such a good son.

Du Chenping was speechless for a while, and had to forward his son's official announcement.No way, if he wanted to develop a pen pal relationship with Master Xuanzang, he had to find a way to borrow Wu Kong's personal terminal. If he wanted to use his terminal as a mailbox for free for a long time, he had to give him some benefits, right?

He is still a son who knows a lot, knows how to "praise him", and personally brought Sun Wukong, a newcomer, otherwise Wu Kong will have no place to put his old face when he asks next time.

The father and son's operation, so it's okay?The entertainment circle of the entire Star Alliance plus half of the cultural circle is boiling. Everyone is asking who this newcomer with the stage name "Wen Bin" is. What makes people speechless is that this guy was actually a sand sculpture live broadcast before, and he doesn't look like a noble family at all.

The slander belongs to the slander, the big and small artists, managers, and partners of Leshan Culture Media forwarded the official announcement of their boss immediately, and expressed a warm welcome to this newcomer with a mysterious background. Happy to work with newcomers."People in this industry are all good people, and anyone with a discerning eye can tell that the chairman is planning to praise this newcomer.

Their chairman is rich and powerful, and there is one and only one routine of admiring people, that is "big director + big investment + big production + big celebrity gathering". Playing a role in a big production supervised by the future chairman himself?

Looking at the big and small artists queuing up to repost, Du Leshan couldn't help showing a smug smile.

In the next second, the smug smile froze on his lips.

Du Leshan has always known that his father has a wide network of contacts in the entertainment industry. This can be understood from the time he started his business to the present, but he never thought that his father's appeal is so great. After a while, almost half of the entertainment industry's investors, producers, directors, entertainers, managers... But anyone who has anything to do with the entertainment industry forwarded the update from my father, not only that, but also a few shameless The director of the opposite company said "brazenly": Mr. Du is welcome to bring newcomers to guest star in their new drama.

go to hell!Newcomers from labor and management, why should they guest-star for you?Is there not enough new dramas from Leshan Culture?Or are variety shows not popular enough?

Stop rubbing my dad's heat! ! !

What's even more exaggerated is that, immediately afterward, the cultural circle also reposted the update of his father, which is terrifying - because his "insiders" of his father are all principals and vice principals of major universities. , academic leaders, this is all right, the academic leaders of the entire Star Alliance and their hundreds of millions of students have followed and retweeted frantically.In short, it doesn't matter what you post, the important thing is to see that the teachers have retweeted it, just follow it, not only retweeted it, but they also ran to praise Dean Du and his old man very filially.

Du Leshan looked at the more than 30 retweets he was proud of, and then looked at his father's more than [-] million retweets. For a while, he didn't know whether he should applaud this newcomer who had become popular in half of the Star Alliance just after his debut. Well, it's better to mourn in silence for my own defeat at the hands of my own father again.

Sun Wukong, no, Wen Bin, a newcomer, is completely popular in the entertainment industry, and the traffic spike is obvious for the second-tier, and it is close to the first-tier big names. There are more and more brands who come to talk about endorsements and cooperation. However, Brother Monkey is very loyal to his sense of taste. For snacks, only Wu Kong's family is recognized. No way, the scientists of the Star Alliance can't make authentic snacks from the ancient earth, no matter how awesome they are.

Boss Wu was very proud of this. In order to prove that Brother Hou's decision was correct, he not only delivered a large box of new snacks to Brother Hou, but also sent a copy to Du Leshan and his son.

This is a batch of new products that Wu Kong has just purchased from the country of Kucha.Strictly speaking, the place where Kucha is located is not a desert anymore, and there are also places with abundant water and grass. It is rich in hemp, wheat, grapes, pears, peaches, etc. The various snacks made of wheat noodles are even more unique. The pear blossom wine made is also very clear and refreshing, especially for the taste of Brother Hou. The alcohol content of this era's drinks is not high, and it is more like the low-alcohol beverages of later generations. Children can drink a few glasses.Sun Wukong especially likes to drink. Seeing this guy with such a gentle name as "Wen Bin", crossing his legs, enjoying a sip of wine and a sip of dried meat like a bandit, the potential opponents who came to watch secretly couldn't help but be speechless.

They felt that Mr. Du Leshan must have been humiliated by this man.Otherwise, how could he naively think that this person is worthy of such a temperamental name as "Wen Bin"?Or is the name Sun Wukong more suitable for him?

After tasting the snacks sent by Boss Wu, Du Leshan finally understood why Brother Hou refused to accept food endorsements from other brands: I have already eaten the best ones, who the hell would not want to eat second-class ones?Besides, Boss Wu's endorsement fee is not low. The most important thing is that his father is said to be begging others, so what can he do as a son?

My own father, with tears in his eyes, must continue to make offerings of love!

When Tang Xuanzang accompanied the city lord to talk about scriptures and Buddhism, Wu Kuan had already taken the third prince and the snake sister to walk around this not-so-small border city of Kucha.

Elder Tang is right, this place is indeed rich in jade, Sun Wukong is a stone monkey who jumped out of the cracks in the stone, he has a natural affinity for jade, and the third prince, a dragon clan who is particularly sensitive to wealth, the three of them walked around, Each got a lot of money, only the snake spirit girl, with nothing in her hands.

"Why don't you buy it?" The third prince's face was not very good-looking. He knew that he should take the initiative to pay the bill for shopping with girls, but he is not a dragon~ as the saying goes, out of ten dragons, nine pick, let him take the initiative to open up and spend money on others , even if the snake essence girl is really his wife, that is impossible.

This is another reason why the dragon clan likes to find local tyrants for getting married: the bride has a rich dowry, so there is no need to spend the dragon clan's money~

"I, I don't like these jades." The snake essence girl was startled, and replied honestly.

"Why? Don't girls like treasures like gold, silver and jade?" Wu Hong also looked over curiously.

"This is cold jade. I, I'm afraid of the cold." The snake girl replied helplessly. Of course, girls like gold, silver and jade, but snakes are the exception. They like to live in a cool place, but they don't like cold jade. Something cold to the bone.

"Hanyu?" Boss Wu's eyes lit up, he knew this!

I think when he was still in the second year of middle school, his favorite movie was "The Legend of Condor Heroes", which has been rebroadcast for thousands of years in the summer. Isn't the little dragon girl sleeping on the cold jade bed with a serious injury?

There are tens of millions of idols in the world, and all fans love the same style.

Xiaolongnv has the same cold jade bed, and Boss Wu also wants to have it.

"Cold jade bed? What do you want that for? What's so good about sleeping coldly?" The third prince disagreed with the elder brother's taste.

A dragon should sleep on a golden bed of pure gold!

Boss Wu doesn't care, he is a local tyrant and willful, he just wants to sleep on a cold jade bed!

Ao Lie was speechless, the former senior brother was fierce and aggressive, which was unpleasant, but now the senior senior brother is very kind and even buys them delicious food, but why is his personality so hard to describe?However, I heard that the rich people in the world are very willful. The elder brother has probably made a lot of money since he started doing business, but he is actually much more willful than before. Forget it, he doesn't care.

The third prince could only keep a straight face, and was urged by the elder brother to choose the best cold jade, and then found a local craftsman who was said to be very skilled, and asked him to help him make a cold jade bed.There is no whole piece of cold jade, so we can only make a spliced ​​version, but Wu Hao is already very satisfied.Even if he doesn't like the cold jade bed made at that time, he can bring it back to Chang'an and resell it at a high price. Air conditioner, this cold jade bed must not worry about selling.

Thinking of this, Wu Hao suddenly understood why Elder Tang wanted them to stay here and buy more Qiuci cold jade: this thing is not expensive in the place of origin, and ten gold coins can be exchanged for an uncut jade the size of a pigeon egg. The cold jade, this thing doesn't take up much space, if you bring it back to Chang'an, it can sell for hundreds of times the price at least!

Elder Tang is the master of the purchasing agency industry!

Boss Wu worshiped Daniel in his heart, and at the same time moved out a large bag of gold coins of excellent quality and exquisite patterns from the warehouse, sweeping the market as if they didn't need money, and within half a day, they caused a sensation in this unknown border town: Several eminent monks (local tyrants) from the Tang Dynasty bought up cold jade mines aggressively. As long as the color is slightly better, they can be sold at a good price. In the winter, Leng attracted a large number of jade merchants who came to the city to find sellers.

Boss Wu warmly received these merchants, and then spent a large sum of gold coins to buy all the cold jade from these jade merchants.

The third prince was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe when he saw a big bag of shiny gold coins sent out by Boss Wu!This prodigal son!He also wants gold coins, but there are not so many cold jade~

"That's right, it's good to keep it, enough to open a jade shop and sell it for decades." Seeing Boss Wu's receipt, Elder Tang praised.There are many wealthy families in Chang'an, arty people who don't like gold and silver, but love jade very much. If the hype is right, a piece of high-quality jade can even be exchanged for a big house in Chang'an City. Earn big.

"These are all yours." Wu Kong smiled and pushed an animal skin bag full of jade in front of Elder Tang.

Wu Hao also knew that he took such a big advantage this time because Elder Tang, who was familiar with the market in Chang'an City, gave him advice. "consultant fee".

Tang Xuanzang didn't refuse either. He entangled the city lord under the pretense of exchanging Buddhist scriptures. He originally planned to let Wu Hao take the opportunity to buy cold jade at a low price in the city and make a fortune from it.Otherwise, once the city lord finds out and hints that the jade merchants in the city will increase their prices, it will not be so easy for them to succeed.

Now he also has a monkey to raise, Wukong wants to be a star, so he should do it, he has enough money to open a way for Wukong in the entertainment industry.

At present, this is the only way to make up for the wrong treatment of Wukong in the previous life.After all, the two of them are no longer in the same world. Even the Star Alliance, where Boss Wu belongs, can't decipher the turbulence of time and space, let alone this world where the electric motor hasn't even been invented.

Because the cold jade bed still needs to be spliced ​​and polished, they have to wait here for a few days, with the third prince and the snake sister guarding them, so Tang Xuanzang urged Wu Kong to take the time to go to Lihen Tiandoushita Palace, please Taishang Laojun made a move to remove the tight band on his head.

Wu Hao also felt that this thing was not very comfortable to wear on his head, but he didn't know if it had been worn for a long time, his body had already accepted this thing, and sometimes he couldn't remember it unless he reminded him.Elder Tang is still careful.

"Bewitched by Avalokitesvara back then, I made Wukong wear this tight band, which almost killed him. Now you have removed the tight band for me, and you have solved my heart problem." Tang Xuanzang said with a wry smile.

"You don't have to blame yourself, you use whatever method to someone." Wu Kong comforted him.Sun Wukong may not understand Tang Xuanzang, but he does understand a little bit now.In the previous life, Elder Tang was only interested in the task entrusted to him by the King of Tang. In order to bring back information about the countries of the Western Regions for Datang, he had to use the magic weapon bestowed by Guanyin Bodhisattva to trap Monkey King, the most powerful fighter on the way to learn the scriptures. , for his use, otherwise, he would not be able to complete the trip to the Western Regions.

Until now, Wu Hao understood that Elder Tang still did not give up on this task.However, compared to the previous life, this guy has finally learned to protect himself.

"Go quickly, go back early, with the third prince and Xiaoqing, everything will be fine." Tang Xuanzang didn't want to tell Wu Kun what he was going to do in Qiuci. Some things he didn't know were safer than knowing.

"Well, I'll try as soon as possible." Wu Hao always felt that Elder Tang seemed to be hiding something from him. However, since Elder Tang was sent by King Tang to the Western Regions, it might be inconvenient to tell him some things. It's not the kind of ignorance, just take this opportunity to remove this obstructive thing on his head, otherwise when he arrives in Datang, people will think he is wearing a headband on his head.

However, before going to Taishang Laojun for help 33 days away, Boss Wu, who is well versed in the routine of "pull the relationship and go through the door", went to the old acquaintance Kui Mulang's Wanzi Mountain Boyue Cave.

"Why are you here again?" The old acquaintance obviously didn't welcome him.

"Brother Kui Mulang is really heartless. He kicked him away after taking advantage of the servant's house. Now he refuses to even meet him?" Wu Hong pretended to cry, showing the image of a poor woman who was abandoned by a heartless man.

Kui Mulang almost vomited blood. Was this Poor monkey sold to a theater troupe?Changed to singing?

Bai Hua shyly pursed her lips and smiled, pushed Kui Mulang, ordered tea and fruit snacks, and asked Monkey King if he had something to come this time.Baihuasha, who has recovered her memory, is now the mother of a country and the exclusive favor of the Kuimu Langjiao House, and she is no longer miserable in the past.She knew that Sun Wukong was escorting the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty to the west to learn scriptures, so she probably wouldn't come to Kuimu Lang unless it was absolutely necessary.

"Mrs. sister-in-law misunderstood. I didn't come to look for brother Kuimu Lang. My younger brother came here specifically to find Mrs. sister-in-law." Wu Cong couldn't understand Kui Mulang's way of protecting food the most. The more jealous he was, the more he would The more you want to pour a jar of vinegar over it, who is not a baby?Single dogs also have human rights, right?

Sure enough, as soon as this remark came out, Kui Mulang's expression changed immediately, and he looked at Wu Cong with unkindness in his eyes: "You go and get your scriptures yourself, what does it have to do with my beloved wife?"

Translated into adult words: Where did you come from, where do you go? The beloved wife of labor and capital is also something you, a monkey, can covet?Look at digging your eyes again!

Wu Hao secretly rolled his eyes, accepted it as soon as he saw it, and shyly cupped his hands at Bai Hua with a smile: "I have an old man who loves alchemy the most, good honey is hard to find, and I hope my sister-in-law will give me some new honey."

Bai Hua shyly covered her mouth and smiled secretly, glared at the jealous Kui Mulang, didn't ask Wu Cong what the price was, and asked people to fetch this year's newly brewed nectar. In order to become the emperor and give his beloved wife the status of queen, he tried his best to expand the territory, and Baihuasha's territory where he could grow flowers and collect honey also increased a lot. It happened that he saved a lot of nectar and didn't sell it, which made Boss Wu cheaper.

Just kidding, Boss Wu didn't let Baihua feel ashamed, he gave her the price of a jar of nectar and a roll of cloth, all of which were the latest silks and satins of various colors from Xingwang, complicated patterns woven by machines, all kinds of fabrics. Synthetic materials are far from something that can be found in the world, and in the eyes of Baihua, they are even more luxurious than the cloth used in the heavenly court, which makes people love it.

"You're smart!" At this point, Kui Mulang also knew that Wu Kong was deliberately teasing him. Since these cloths made Baihua feel ashamed, he didn't want to lose his temper at Wu Kong. Li snorted twice to express his dissatisfaction.

With a hundred altars of fresh honey, Boss Wu sincerely went to the Tushita Palace 33 days away to seek help from Grandpa Taishang Laojun.

As soon as they heard that Monkey King was coming again, the children of Tushita Palace felt as if they were facing a formidable enemy. They wished they could close the gate of the palace and put up a sign: Monkey King and Xiaotian Dog are not allowed to enter!

It's just that the boys don't have the right to make decisions. When Taishang Laojun heard that the monkey was coming, he even ordered someone to open the palace door and let him in.

This is the first time that Wu Kong came to the legendary Tushita Palace as the "Monkey King". This is the real blessed land of gods!He originally thought that the Dousita Palace was a palace, because many movies and TV dramas set it that way, but it was only when he got here that he discovered that the so-called 33-day Waidousita Palace is actually more like a huge small world. There are countless people, demons, immortals, and demons in the world who serve the Taishang Laojun, planting herbs with different effects for him, mining minerals that can be used as medicine, breeding living things that can be used as medicine, and so on.

No wonder people look down on the Heavenly Court of the Jade Emperor, this is simply an upgraded version of the Heavenly Court, okay?

Looking at it this way, the gift he had prepared seemed a bit inadequate.At the very least, the Taishang Laojun who holds small worlds in his hands will definitely look down on his nectar from the mortal world.

That would be bad!Wu Hao is not used to coming to the door empty-handed to ask for help, this is etiquette.But, in a hurry, what suitable gift can I find?Silk and satin, bags and cosmetics?In the eyes of the Taishang Laojun, these things that are omnipotent in the mortal world probably don't even look at them, right?

In the eyes of this old man, cultivation and alchemy are probably the only two things.

etc!Alchemy?Pharmaceuticals?

Wu Hao's eyes lit up, he thought of a way!