[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

"Then what should we do now?" Wu Kong looked at Tang Xuanzang with a heavy heart.

"For the current plan, we can only try to arrest Gao Cuilan's wronged soul first, so as not to make her commit murder again. By the way, Wukong seems to have some sympathy with that Ten Temple Yama. Cough~ You see, can we use Wukong's name at that time? ,Go to see King Qin Guang, the old man is in charge of the book of life and death in the human world, and also governs the underworld to be punished, and judges the next life to be good or bad. Just ask Gao Cuilan to appeal to King Qin Guang, and when the time comes, see if I can ask for a favor For favors, please ask the old man to judge Gao Cuilan as a reincarnated person, she is also an innocent and pitiful woman, if the villagers were not ignorant and killed her, how could she have turned into a ghost to claim her life?"

If it was the previous life, with Tang Xuanzang's temperament, he would never ask for connections to find a way out, he is not such a person!However, the current Tang Xuanzang is no longer the pedantic, face-saving, and inflexible great monk he used to be.

After all, Gao Cuilan's matter, he and Wukong are the culprits.If they hadn't passed by Gao Laozhuang and insisted on meddling in their business to catch Zhu Bajie, maybe, no, with Zhu Bajie's personality, they would have preferred to stay in Gao Laozhuang and be a loving couple with Gao Cuilan for a lifetime. Now, who in the village dares to bully Gao Yuanwai's family?

The two masters and apprentices discussed it, and decided that they should go to Gao Laozhuang first, and solve Gao Cuilan's matter before Zhu Bajie found out, otherwise Marshal Tianpeng would come down to pick up his wife happily, only to find out that His wife was burned alive by those ignorant mortals, not to mention, even the father-in-law’s family disappeared... Although Zhu Bajie always gave them the feeling that he was mean-spirited but not bad-tempered, but once the gods got angry, the people on that side would inevitably die. Also suffer accordingly.

Elder Tang has no sympathy for those who killed Gao Cuilan. To put it bluntly, it's none of your business that they found a monster as their son-in-law?No matter how big Zhu Bajie's appetite is, he didn't eat a grain of rice from your family, so what are you doing?They are all a bunch of cowardly and poisonous hot chickens!

When Zhu Bajie was around, he didn't dare to offend Gao Yuanwai's family, but when Zhu Bajie was gone, he clamored to slay demons and demons again?With such a sense of justice, why not shout slogans in front of Zhu Bajie?

However, as the saying goes, when the emperor was angry, he laid down millions of corpses.Zhu Ganglu, a monster who was relegated to the mortal world, may only be able to beat a few people to death with a nine-toothed rake, but Marshal Tianpeng, who was restored to his post and commanded tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals, can destroy a city with a single order immortal.Tang Xuanzang was not sure whether Zhu Bajie would still listen to his master's persuasion by that time, so he could only go ahead of Zhu Bajie to find Gao Cuilan's wronged soul and let her reincarnate.

"Hehe~ At that time, we will hand over the reincarnated little Cuilan to Zhu Bajie, and his daughter-in-law will raise it by herself! I heard that children are very difficult to take care of. The plague pig caused Miss Cuilan to die tragically in her previous life. He is suffering so much!" Wu Hong said with a gleeful smile.

It's nothing for him to go to King Qin Guang's side, and maybe he can take the opportunity to ask this old acquaintance, the king of the Daughter Kingdom, if he is the reincarnation of Elder Tang's biological mother.

Tang Xuanzang was speechless for a while.

Over there, Sha Wujing and Zhu Bajie had already packed up. They didn't have much luggage, and Sha Wujing was eager to return to the Heavenly Court to return to his command. He only took his weapons and some important things with him, so he left in a hurry. Before leaving, Zhu Bajie He also told them not to leave too fast, and to wait for him to go back to Gao Laozhuang to pick up his wife...

Sending these two away, Xiao Bailong will also say goodbye.

"Well, if you like fish, when you go to the seaside, just report my name and ask the little demons to catch you if you want to eat." I made a big gift to Tang Xuanzang, "Thank you, master, for saving me. Now that I have committed all my sins, I will go back to East China Sea. If Master has any troubles in the future, I will send someone to come to East China Sea to report."

The third prince of the Dragon King naturally has no room to comment on matters between gods and Buddhas, but if he just encounters embarrassing things in the mortal world, he still has the ability and sympathy of Donghai Dragon Palace.

Tang Xuanzang did not expect that Xiao Bailong, who had always been taciturn, was the only person who said these words to him when he was parting. At this time, Tang Xuanzang also had to admit that he was really blind in his previous life, until he died I have never understood who is sincere to me and who is false to me.

"Get up," Tang Xuanzang hurried up to help the little white dragon, "Your elder brother and I must return to Chang'an to report to the Tang king. If you have nothing to do in the future, you can also come to Chang'an to find us."

Wu Cong was also very moved. He always thought that Xiao Bailong didn't like him, but he didn't expect this guy to be a cutie who was cold outside and hot inside. Before leaving, Wu Cong quietly gave Xiao Bailong a big bag of rainbow candies, enthusiastic Invite him to go to Chang'an and visit his manor.

Although there is no shadow of his manor now, he still has a dream, otherwise what is the difference from salted fish?

Little Bailong reluctantly agreed, and reciprocated, saying that if he went to Chang'an to see him and Tang Xuanzang, he would definitely bring him some specialties from the East China Sea.

"Hey, I didn't expect it to break up like this?" Seeing that Xiao Bailong also rode away on the cloud, Wu Hong scratched his head in frustration, and the next second, Boss Wu froze, "Wait, wait Wait! Elder, you are not going to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, so what should I do with this thing on my head?"

Boss Wu wants to cry but has no tears. He has been busy killing demons and eliminating demons (to get rich) all the way. He has forgotten the curse on his head, and he will live forever. If he wears it like this again, he will really go bald.

"Cough~ this magic spell needs to be removed by Guanyin Bodhisattva himself," Tang Xuanzang wiped his cold sweat secretly, and almost forgot about it. Seeing Boss Wu's expression as if he had been struck by lightning, he hurriedly persuaded, "Actually. It is not only a bodhisattva who can remove the curse. Haven't you been in the alchemy furnace of Laojun? In my opinion, it is better to ask him to open a furnace and refine the curse for you, wouldn't it? Very convenient?"

Wu Hong was dumbfounded, can he still do this?

"Wait! What if it can't be refined?" Moreover, Wu Hong was actually a little worried. Laojun's alchemy furnace is said to be a famous treasure in the three worlds. Finger, even Laojun's alchemy furnace didn't refine him, and he accidentally blessed Monkey King with the very awesome skill of Fire Eye Jinqing, which can be said to be cheating!

However, he is not Sun Wukong, what if he, a counterfeit, gets burned to death?

Regarding Boss Wu's concern, Elder Tang's answer was an almost indiscernible roll of the eyes: "Wukong once stole countless pills from him in the Tushita Palace of the Taishang Laojun, and he has already cultivated into an indestructible body of vajra. What?"

"That's right~" Boss Wu pondered for a while, isn't that the truth?Speaking of it this way, maybe..."Hehe~ Elder, I heard that Guanyin Bodhisattva used excellent materials to refine this magic spell in order to trap me. Wouldn't it be a pleasure to forge a magic weapon with a tight spell?"

This is a magic weapon sponsored by Avalokitesvara (material) and made by Taishang Laojun himself!Boss Wu's heart was very hot, and he felt that if this thing was put up for auction, it might bring back an independent planet for their family, wouldn't he want to get rich overnight?

Tang Xuanzang: "..." Boss Wu's habit of asking for money but not killing him may not be able to get rid of.

Time was running out, and I didn't know when Zhu Bajie would come back, so Wu Cong could only stuff his and Elder Tang's luggage into his warehouse, summoned a cloud, and took Elder Tang all the way to Gaolaozhuang.

"Cool!!!" Even though it's not the first time to drive this somersault cloud, Wu Hong still thinks that this skill is really cool. He has already thought about it. After going to Chang'an, he must recruit more talents. A monster who rides the clouds and travels thousands of miles a day, and opens the most powerful logistics company in the entire Tang Dynasty. It would be best if the king of Tang could also buy a share. When the time comes, with the emperor as his backer, wouldn't it be a state-owned enterprise?

With the cheating device of somersault cloud, the two found the place where Gao Laozhuang was located in a short while.At this time, the Western Regions were not as serious as the desertification of later generations. Most of the places were actually grasslands, some places with fertile water and grass, and herdsmen lived here for generations to graze cattle and sheep. Many fertile fields can grow food.

However, at this time, Gao Laozhuang, the once fertile land, has been gradually deserted, and the cattle and sheep grazing outside the village have disappeared. The whole village is shrouded in a thin layer of mist, and the air is filled with mixed There was a strange smell of blood and earth, and the surroundings were so quiet that not even the slightest bird chirping could be heard.

"Elder, what should we do now?" Standing outside the mist, Wu Hao felt a little weak. He was most afraid of playing haunted house games. Thinking that there was a real ghost visible to the naked eye in this village, Boss Wu couldn't help feeling a little dizzy. Numb.

"Call her out." Tang Xuanzang closed his eyes slightly, and recited the scriptures of superseding.

Suddenly, the calm river moved, and a group of black and gray shadows floated up.

Gradually, the shadow became thicker and thicker, and suddenly turned into a wet long-haired woman, wearing only a white jacket, with bare feet and hair hanging out, her arms twisted behind her back, as if tied by some rope, even more so. What's terrible is that the woman's long hair was dragged on the water, and the ends of a few strands were tightly tied to several corpses!The corpse seemed to have been soaked in water for a long time, and it might have been dragged into the bottom of the water and drowned alive. The limbs still had traces left by vigorous struggle.

"Fuck~" Boss Wu hid behind Elder Tang with limp hands and feet.Although he is the Monkey King who should be on the front line of the battle.

"Mrs. Zhu, stop!" Tang Xuanzang chanted a Buddhist name, but the word "Mrs. Zhu" was like a drop of water splashed into a frying pan. With a sneering sneer——

"Smelly monk! Do you dare to come back? Where is my husband?" The female ghost gritted her teeth, her long hair soaked in water looked like a long whip, and swished it over.

Now Wu Hong couldn't help himself. Elder Tang was very good at reciting sutras, but he couldn't do it.

However, after overcoming the initial fear of ghosts, it is not difficult to subdue a ghost with Sun Wukong's magic power alone. After a while, Wu Kong used a golden cudgel to suppress Gao Cuilan's wronged soul, but this female ghost is really Terrific, Wu Hao felt that her golden hoop was about to be turned into a popsicle by her yin energy.

"Amitabha, Mrs. Zhu, be safe and don't worry." Seeing that the female ghost was still struggling, Tang Xuanzang hurriedly explained, "Your husband, Zhu Gang, has made great contributions to learning scriptures from the west, and has now returned to his post. Before he left, he told us to pass by Mr. Gao. When you are in Zhuang, you must carry a sentence for him: After he returns to the Heavenly Court and returns to his life, he will come to the lower realm to pick you up with your father and Lingtang to the Heavenly Court and enjoy the blessing of eternal life."

The female ghost was stunned when she heard the words.

Seeing that the female ghost finally stopped struggling, Wu Kong secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but when she thought that there were still several corpses tied under the female ghost's hair, Wu Kong did not dare to relax her vigilance, and still pressed her firmly with the golden cudgel .

"Hmph! Go to heaven together and enjoy the blessing of eternal life? I have killed so many people, will King Yama still let me go?" The female ghost Gao Cuilan was stunned, seeing that she couldn't break free from the pressure of the golden cudgel, she raised her head, Staring at Tang Xuanzang with resentment on his face, "I remember you! You were the ones who took my husband away! My family was ruined! Why go to heaven to enjoy the blessings? My parents are gone now, you pay my parents!"

"Sister, the husband will come back, father and mother, we will help you find it together, please calm down first, okay? Violence will not solve the problem." Wu Hao couldn't help persuading.Although he also felt that those villagers who couldn't offend Zhu Bajie and burned his wife to death really deserved to die, but thinking about it from Gao Cuilan's point of view, this sister really didn't have to kill herself forever because of these scumbags. .

"Don't they deserve to die?" The female ghost sneered, "You only persuaded me to calm down. Why didn't you persuade them to calm down when they arrested me and tied me up on the altar and burned me alive?"

"Master, if I were here back then, would I still need to persuade these idiots? If you are not clear-headed, you will be honest after a few blows!" Wu Cong couldn't help standing on the united front with the female ghost while talking. "I see that you villagers in Gao Laozhuang are also bullying and fearing the strong! When your husband was around, why didn't you see them shouting about killing demons and demons? They are clearly afraid of monsters, but they came to bully you, a weak woman." Don't worry, I've always been friends with King Qin Guang, and if you let them go, I promise to say hello to King Qin Guang and tell them to go through the eighteen hells one by one, and tell them to try to bully innocent people during their lifetime fate!"

Tang Xuanzang: "..." Are the monks who have agreed to be merciful?Forget it, he's going to return to vulgarity anyway.

"What Wukong said is very true. Ma'am, if you kill them like this, wouldn't you be taking advantage of them for nothing? It's better to keep them. After a while, when your husband comes back and finds out that your family was killed by these foolish people, wouldn't he Can you let it go? At that time, there is no need for you, madam? Your husband is now the canopy marshal of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, commanding tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals in the fairy world."

After a pause, Tang Xuanzang put his palms together in a flattering way and said, "I haven't congratulated Madam yet, but after ascending to the upper realm, you will be the Madam Marshal."

There's no way, he can't really recite the mantra of rebirth to Gao Cuilan, and send him directly to hell, can he?Zhu Bajie must make him die.Besides, it was true that he and Wukong didn't think carefully about this matter back then, which harmed Gao Cuilan's family, so what's the point of being low-key now?Even if Gao Cuilan made him kneel and kowtow to confess his guilt, Tang Xuanzang felt that Gao Cuilan deserved it.What he has to do now is to find a way to appease Gao Cuilan first, let her stop killing people, and then let Wu Hong go to King Qin Guang to clear it up, so that Gao Cuilan can be reincarnated immediately, which is naturally the best.

Hearing the words "Marshal's Madam", Gao Cuilan's pale face seemed to be crying and smiling. For a moment, Wu Hao clearly felt that the golden cudgel that had been frozen like a popsicle suddenly returned to normal, but Gao Cuilan's soul was lying on the ground. The ground burst into tears, and the eerie black hair returned to the appearance of an ordinary woman, but her feet were still bare.Around the time of being burned by the fire, there were no shoes and socks on the feet.

Wu Hao silently rummaged through the warehouse, but couldn't find women's clothing. Fortunately, Gao Cuilan's soul recovered after a short while, and she felt that it was indecent to be barefooted and hairy. The hair is also combed into a married woman's bun.

"The people who drowned in the river were the ones who encouraged the villagers to burn me alive. Now that I have killed them with my own hands, it is considered revenge. However, I have turned into a ghost, how can you help me reunite with my husband?" Gao Cuilan Her soul looked at Tang Xuanzang coldly, and she knew that although the monk in front of her was powerless, she could be the master.

"Listen to me." Tang Xuanzang coughed, and slowly explained his and Wu Kong's plan to Gao Cuilan.

In the underworld, King Qin Guang was checking the life and death book, and suddenly sneezed twice. For some reason, he suddenly had a bad feeling.

As the King of Yama who is in charge of the book of life and death in the ten halls of Yama, King Qin Guang receives countless relatives who come to say hello and intercede every year, some come in person, and some send representatives from his subordinates. The palace is like Jingzhao Yin's mansion in the world, the key is that some favors cannot be pushed back, so that the poor King Qin Guang even formed a certain conditioned reflex: whenever he sneezes, someone must come to him to make connections and go through the back door Well, if it also comes with the symptom of "cold all over the body", then don't guess, this person who came through the back door may be a god and Buddha who is worthy of the name in the sky... He, King Qin Guang, to put it mildly is The head of Yama of the Ten Palaces, to put it bluntly, is simply a doormat caught in the middle of all forces!

Say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive.Qin Guangwang was wondering which dead ghost with a background had been assigned to him, when he heard his subordinates report: The monkey grandson who made a big noise in the hall of hell is here again!

King Qin Guang's hand trembled, and he almost threw away the pen that was outlining the book of life and death.Before Sun Wukong came in, Qin Guangwang quickly flipped through the book of life and death he was sketching in his hand, and he was relieved to find that there was no monkey monster from Huaguo Mountain in it.

"Oh, Brother Qin Guangwang, long time no see, you have become more and more dignified!" Wu Hong smiled and strolled in from the outside carrying a huge gift box. I'm happy, and I'm going to smash their Yama Temple again, chasing and beating them weak, innocent and pitiful ghost servants.

"Haha, didn't the great sage go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures with Master Xuanzang of the Tang Dynasty? Why do you have time to come here?" King Qin Guang laughed a few times, ordered people to serve tea, and took the opportunity to ask the left and right to rush to the other All the Kings of Hades in the temple are invited to come.

This Poor Monkey is unreasonable and arrogant, he can't carry it alone!

"Let's not talk about this, I heard that my brother likes to drink, I just got some wine from the Western Regions, and I will give it to my brother to taste!" Wu Hao skillfully placed the gift box in his hand on the table, and pressed Qin tightly. The book of life and death that King Guang is reviewing.

King Qin Guang: "..." I knew it!It must be for the book of life and death!

"Great Sage, if you have something to say, you might as well just say it. Brother, I can do what is convenient for me, and I will definitely not shirk it. Why be so polite?" King Qin Guang was greedy, but he didn't dare to drink Sun Wukong's wine casually.

"It's not a big deal, it's just a trip for my junior brother who doesn't live up to expectations." Seeing King Qin Guang's vigilant look, Wu Hong rolled his eyes and simply pulled Zhu Bajie out.

"What do you mean by that?" King Qin Guang's eyebrows twitched.Sun Wukong's younger brother?Is it Sha Wujing or Zhu Bajie?

"It's a small matter, my junior brother Bajie married a wife in the mortal world. Unexpectedly, his wife was mistaken for having an affair with evil spirits, and was burned to death by fools in the countryside. She turned into a ghost, accidentally, cough, and killed her by mistake. Those who took the lead in harming her. Now that my sister-in-law knows her mistake, I wonder if my brother can help me find a good place for my sister-in-law to reincarnate?" Wu Kong looked at King Qin Guang with a smile.

King Qin Guang was worried at first, not knowing what kind of impolite request this Poor Monkey was going to make, but now he heard that it was just for a mortal woman to erase the sin of "killing an enemy by mistake" and find a good place to reincarnate. It's not a big deal!

At this moment, King Qin Guang really admired the legendary Master Xuanzang 1 times in his heart: the holy monk is a good means!This Pohou has only been with him for more than a year, and now he really wants to be an individual!

I also know that I need to give gifts first when I ask for help, which really improves me a lot!

Qin Guangwang's usually majestic eyes unconsciously brought a touch of relief that he himself hadn't noticed.

"Since she is the wife of Marshal Tianpeng, she naturally has to take care of one or two. This matter is easy to handle, but I don't know where the Great Sage wants your sister-in-law to be reincarnated?"

Where did you reincarnate?Elder Tang really didn't tell him this question.

However, when thinking of their next destination, Wu Hao had an idea: "Why don't you just reincarnate in Chang'an City, just pick a rich family." If you really want to be reincarnated in a powerful family, Zhu Bajie wants to be a door-to-door son-in-law , I'm afraid it will be very difficult.

"I will leave this matter to my brother!" Qin Guangwang was worried that Sun Wukong would make another request, so he assured him with a stack of voices. With that posture, he wished to directly say to Sun Wukong: "Brother, I will definitely do what you told me. Look at you." There are quite a lot of things at home, can you not stay here to trouble my brother and me?

To tell the truth, as soon as Monkey King sat down, Qin Guangwang (including several other Yama kings) couldn't help but think of the past when Monkey King overthrew the Hall of Yama...

Wu Hao didn't expect (what he thought) his old acquaintance King Qin Guang would be so evasive towards him (Wukong), he touched his nose uncomfortably, cupped his hands and said, "If that's the case, then I'll just wait for the good news. Oh, by the way, although those people in Gao Laozhuang did not kill my sister-in-law with their own hands, they did not save me after all, and hoped that King Qin Guang..."

"Brother understands! When I turn back, I will send the underworld messengers to arrest them and torture them in hell! If there are really heinous people, my brother will definitely punish them severely!" When I turn back, I will put these blind things in the eighteenth floor of hell, let you Who is not good to provoke, but why do you want to provoke the evil spirit Monkey King?It would be cheap for him to go to hell.

He did it for their own good, and when he arrived at the eighteenth floor of hell, after receiving the punishment he deserved, he could still continue to reincarnate.But if the crime really falls into the hands of the Monkey King, if he hits him with a stick, the custody girl's soul will be scattered, and even a bone will not be found!

He is such a kind Yama!King Qin Guang silently praised himself for his wit and bravery.

Wu Kong: "..."

No wonder it is said that the wicked have their own grind. It seems that he still has a lot to learn from Comrade Sun Wukong!