[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

In fact, Wu Hao vaguely guessed that Tianting had bad intentions towards Buddhism, but he didn't expect that the Jade Emperor would set such a big banner. However, this still has nothing to do with him. Being suppressed by Heavenly Dao, what does that have to do with their monster race?Maybe the Yaozu can take the opportunity to rise.

As the so-called position determines thinking, Wu Kong is not a human race anymore, he is a monster, so naturally he has to think from the perspective of a monster.However, since Elder Tang handed over the decision-making power to the Jade Emperor behind Sha Wujing, he has nothing to object to. He can't play with these people in politics, but if anyone dares to plot him, can't he make trouble?

Thinking of this, Wu Hao was a little curious about the Jade Emperor's decision: This guy seems to be very good at making things happen, and I don't know what "good news" it will bring to them...

Because the origin of the little pear tree spirit is unknown, the four masters and apprentices did not dare to be careless. They took turns to watch the night that night. When it was Wu Hong's turn, Boss Wu took the time to put the fragrant pears on the shelves that he hadn't had time to put on the shelves just now.

At the same time, it was already very late at night in the Star Alliance. Most of the netizens saw that the store owner hadn't put it on the shelves for a long time, and they were not the only ones who had fun on the Star Online. , went home and went to bed one after another. To be honest, although Baiqu's lucky winning bid last time made everyone very envious, but the chance of winning the bid is really too low. Their time is also very precious. No one wants to be like Baiqu. Like the song, spend so much time squatting on a one-in-[-] probability.

Bai Qu was also a little sleepy, but he soon woke up, wiped his face and neck with cold water, the cold feeling made his drowsy brain wake up, and looked at the time, at this point, many people should have been waiting too long. Be patient, it's strange to go to other places to see it, this is just right, the fewer people guarding, the higher the probability that he can grab it.

Based on his observation and analysis of this mysterious shop owner, if anyone shows up, he will definitely release a new product. However, this time it took a long time, so something must have happened.

Thinking of this, Baiqu couldn't help rubbing his sore eyes, and continued to refresh Wu Kong's new product pre-sale link every few seconds.

Sudden!The original gray link instantly turned green!SALE CONDITION!

Baiqu entered the fighting state almost instantly, his well-trained hands seemed to be equipped with accelerators, and he quickly clicked on the green link, one, two, three, four... actually bought ten copies!

What is there to hesitate?Baiqu bought the maximum amount without hesitation, even though the money almost used up all his hard-earned living expenses, but he knew that as long as he sold these fragrant pears, the money he earned would not only give If he and the old thing change to a heated room for the winter, he might be able to save money to start a small business. If he can find the exclusive source of goods that the entire Star Alliance is looking forward to like this mysterious shop owner, he will have the money to take the old thing. Better living quarters living too.

"Fuck! I just ran to play a game, and it was sold out? Shopkeeper, come out, I promise I won't kill you!"

"Unscrupulous shopkeepers, abuse fans online, report it."

"I burst into tears... This fragrant pear looks delicious!"

"Recycled first-hand fragrant pears at a high price, unopened, private chat about the price."

Wu Hao didn't expect that he stepped on the thousand-year-old city and was not on the trending searches, but was on the trending searches in the middle of the night. Is this a predestined trending physique?

Baiqu didn't tell anyone that he had photographed a full set of fragrant pears. Looking at the fragrant pears quietly placed in the warehouse, Baiqu pressed the position of his heart and decided to take out a fragrant pear to try first. water.Wu Hao sold them a box of 666 star coins. Baiqu found a few people who left messages to recycle, and went through their personal pages, eliminating those who blatantly flaunt their wealth, and professional second-hand dealers, and finally chose one. It seems that the person is stupid and has a lot of money, so he took the initiative to contact the other party...

Half an hour later, seeing the extra 8000 star coins in the account, Baiqu's pale and thin face showed a smile involuntarily: With a price difference of ten times, it seems that the next fat sheep should be able to sell a little higher.

At the same time, in the first living area, after receiving the unopened box of fragrant pears just bought from Baiqu, Mr. Chu from the Bureau of Cultural Relics showed off to his colleagues proudly: "Oh! This is really helpless , My granddaughter, tell me, she doesn’t chase stars or play games, she just thinks about me as an old man all day long, and even cares about what fruit I eat, alas! There’s really nothing I can do about her... ..."

As he said that, Mr. Chu was about to open the box of fragrant pears. He heard from his granddaughter that the store sold all natural vegetables and fruits from earth-like planets, which were very difficult to buy. Yes, but when he thinks of his granddaughter's ability to make money, Mr. Chu doesn't feel distressed at all. Anyway, his granddaughter is filial, eat!You must also get the unit to eat!Tell you a bunch of old men to joke that our family can only have daughters, and there is only one daughter!

Check it out now!Your sons and grandsons are either busy with work all year round and don’t go home, or they are flying spaceships, fighting, and picking up girls outside. My daughter lives with me all the time, and my granddaughter is also very filial. I am mad at you!

"Stop!" Mr. Chen, who usually doesn't get along well with Mr. Chu, pressed his hand to open the box, "You Fragrant Pear, did you buy it from the shopkeeper who broadcast the live broadcast of the thousand-year-old city?"

"What? What is a thousand-year-old city?" Mr. Chu was an old-school academic, and he basically didn't watch live broadcasts, so he was stunned for a while when asked.

"Oh! Anyway, you must not eat this fragrant pear!" Old Chen made a gesture to grab the box.

Faced with the robbing of his old enemy (?), Mr. Chu reflexively pressed the box containing the fragrant pears: "Why can't I eat it? The fruit my granddaughter bought for me, what do you mean, old Chen? My granddaughter can't eat it. Will it hurt me?"

Seeing Mr. Chu's protective and unreasonable look, Mr. Chen explained dumbfoundedly: "It's not that you can't eat it... oops! You can see it after watching this." After saying that, Mr. Chen clicked on the replay of Wu Kong's live broadcast , and then explained to Mr. Chu that the fragrant pear he is holding in his hand may be near the ruins of the thousand-year-old city.

Even, it is very likely that it is a living fossil left after the annihilation of the ancient city!

Mr. Chu's palm began to sweat as he pressed the box.

"Hurry up and transfer to the laboratory! Inform everyone to come back and work overtime!" The thousand-year-old city!The time can be said to be infinitely close to the time when the refugees from the ancient earth fled. If it can be proved that this ancient city was the place where the refugees from the ancient earth once left the earth and settled down, would it be possible to find other ancient earth civilizations that they once lost? ?

"Wait! Mr. Chu, it's working time now, so you don't need to work overtime... Also, how much did your granddaughter pay for this box of fragrant pears? If it is used for research, you can apply for reimbursement." Mr. Chen looked at Chu with a smile Old man, isn't it just to show off how rich your granddaughter is?I will walk you through the reimbursement process tomorrow!

"No, no, no, I asked her, and it's only 8000 yuan, which is not enough for my granddaughter to have a cup of tea." Mr. Chu waved his hand triumphantly.

Old Chen: "..." You have the ability to show off your wealth, how many more boxes of fragrant pears do you have the ability to buy?

The next day, Mrs. Chu came to work beaming with two boxes of pears in his arms, and showed off to the security guard (and colleagues who were clocking in in the hall) in a particularly loud voice: "Oh, my granddaughter is really too, knowing that I gave it to me yesterday. I took all the fragrant pears to the laboratory. Look, I got two more boxes today. I heard that the price has increased. Now it costs 3000 boxes. Oops~ This fragrant pear costs [-] stars. Coins, this is not eating pears, this is eating star coins!"

As he said that, he hugged the pear box with a painful expression on his face, and swaggered towards the elevator, where stood another innocent security guard with a monthly salary of only 3000 star coins...

I'm so angry, Mr. Chu's granddaughter is obviously too busy to watch the live broadcast, why can she buy restricted products every time?

"Hahaha~ You really don't know anything about the power of star coins!" A distance of countless light years, in the distant ancient earth era, Boss Wu arrogantly sent a message to each of the four masters and apprentices. Only sleeping bags.

The temperature difference between day and night in the desert is huge. At night, it can drop to minus ten degrees, and people can freeze to death. Before, they tried to find someone to spend the night. This night, they slept in the pear forest. It was a bit difficult. Seeing Tang Xuanzang leaning on the fire, His handsome face was pale from the cold, Boss Wu thought about it, and bought a few sleeping bags from Xingwang, and shared one with each of them.

"Eldest brother, you are really a life-saving god!" Nesting in the warm sleeping bag, Zhu Bajie was so moved that he cried.

"This sleeping bag is really comfortable!" Sha Wujing was also full of praise. Although they are monsters now, they are not afraid of severe cold, but if they can be more comfortable, who would like to suffer?

"Although the name of this sleeping bag sounds weird, it is really a good thing." Tang Xuanzang lay comfortably in the sleeping bag, and his mind suddenly became clear: even if they took a step back, they had to stop learning Buddhist scriptures for safety and returned to Datang. It is absolutely possible to take the knowledge I saw in modern times as information obtained from the Western Regions, and reveal it to Tang Wang bit by bit!

You only need to grasp the rhythm, grit your teeth and say that it was obtained from the Western Regions, and then write down the modern knowledge of later generations in Arabic, Latin and other languages ​​that few people in Tang Dynasty are familiar with, and slowly "translate" and master it. Core technology, still worry about Tang Wang crossing the river and demolishing the bridge?

At that time, even without the expedition to the Western Regions, he will still be able to stand tall in the Tang Dynasty. To put it bluntly, Tang Wang doesn't know how many things he has not dug out in his mind. I understand that as long as he still has usable value and is still a talent, Tang Wang will always treat him with "more courtesy".

Boss Wu is really his lucky star! ! !

After waking up the next day, Zhu Bajie was the first to jump up without Wu Kong's warning, carefully folded the sleeping bag, put it on Sha Wujing's burden, and tied it tightly with ropes.

If it weren't for these sleeping bags last night, he would have almost frozen into a dead pig.

The two of them had just packed up their burdens when suddenly, an old pear tree next to them fell down without warning.

If it weren't for Sha Wujing's sharp eyesight and quick hand to pull Zhu Bajie, they would probably be able to eat pig's head meat today.

Tang Xuanzang and Wu Kong were also stunned.

This... This is unscientific, isn't the whole pear forest the territory of that little demon?How could a tree fall like this for no reason?

"Huh~ It can be regarded as fulfilling the Bodhisattva's decree." Mo Li, the pear tree spirit, got out from the top of the tree, jumped to the ground, looked at the old pear tree that fell on the ground, with a painful expression on his face, "This old pear tree has followed I’m almost 200 years old, alas, it’s a pity that I can’t open my mind, and I’ve been eaten by moths..."

"Wait! You just said, the decree of the Bodhisattva?" Tang Xuanzang grabbed Mo Li. Although he was shocked just now, he felt that the little pear tree spirit should not have any malice towards them. Otherwise, they were all here last night. Sleeping under a tree, if they brought down the tree in the middle of the night, wouldn't they...

"Yes, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said to me personally that you will go through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties when you go to the Western Paradise, and you will not succeed if there is one less difficulty. The Bodhisattva promised me that as long as I make things difficult for you, he will give me a drop of poplar nectar. Keep my pear forest thriving for thousands of years." Mo Li lifted her chin triumphantly, "You are lucky, Brother Wukong promised me to send me honey drinks every month, otherwise, hum!"

Tang Xuanzang and Sha Wujing looked at each other, seeing horror in each other's eyes.

A "regular army" like them really can't do anything against these "wild roads" monsters and ghosts on the way to learn scriptures.

Their brain circuits are not normal human beings at all, and they obviously have no moral values.

Fortunately, Wu Hong made a mistake and promised to give this monster something every month, otherwise, they would have suffered a lot here.

wrong!According to the plan of the little monster at the beginning, it was clearly to pretend to take them in, and then when they were asleep in the middle of the night, they would push down the old tree, at least crushing their bones... This is true!

Tang Xuanzang gritted his teeth, wishing he could break his own neck: "Look!"In his previous life, he was deceived by those monsters in innocent painted skins, and he had repeatedly harmed Wukong. In this life, he didn’t have a long memory. When he saw that the little pear tree spirit was white and cute, pure and harmless, he was deceived again. ... Tang Xuanzang, you are a two hundred and five!

Compared with Tang Xuanzang's annoyance, Wu Kong is much more straightforward.

This guy has always held grudges the most. Although the little pear tree spirit didn't hurt them, they were already considered partners after all. Injured, but, Boss Wu said, he is still a baby, his heart has suffered great trauma, he wants to report to the office!

"Mo Li, thank you so much! If you hadn't released the water secretly, we might have suffered a lot. Come on, brother will give you a fun thing..." Boss Wu smiled and took out a rechargeable battery. The player, which saves the first few episodes of a very interesting anime...

"Eldest brother, this little monster almost killed us just now, why..." Zhu Bajie yelled loudly, but was stopped by Sha Wujing, leaned into his ear and whispered: "Eldest brother has always been scheming, why don't you Wait, I see that little monster will suffer a lot!"

The little pear tree spirit has grown so big, I have never watched anime. To be precise, there is no such thing as anime in this world, let alone this kind of rechargeable player. This kind of player was developed by Wu Cong before a I picked it up from an abandoned space station, it’s about as bad as it is, but what’s in it is the anime from the ancient earth era. It’s a pity that there are only the first few episodes. Boss Wu who accidentally entered the pit at the time but was forcibly unfinished was also caught. With blood on his face, he was deeply impressed, so he stayed here as a souvenir.

Now, he can finally pull another person into the pit... He can't be eunuch alone!

Even though the pear tree spirit is cunning, how would it know the power of sugar-coated cannonballs?He happily took the player, lay on a pear tree branch with his legs crossed, and watched it with relish. Seeing that Tang Xuanzang and the others were still standing still, he waved at them impatiently——

"Hey, those monks, this difficulty is over, why don't you hurry up and leave? Do you still want to stay and eat rice? Let me tell you, I will collect money for the next meal."

"Hmph! Let's go! Let him stay here alone, it's better to be eaten by wild wolves!" Zhu Bajie said bitterly.

Although I really want to see the miserable situation of this little guy with blood on his face, but since this guy's force value is a bit high, Boss Wu with a few oil bottles had to pack his luggage with hatred, and secretly planned to wait. When camping, he turned into a bird and flew back to watch.

As the saying goes, it's painful for a while, and it's always painful... I hope this little guy won't be tortured to cry.

Because it was still necessary for Sha Wujing to go back to the Heavenly Court to ask the Jade Emperor for instructions, Tang Xuanzang had to find a small village nearby to stay for a few days, so that Sha Wujing could distract himself and report to the Heavenly Court. Yes, but it consumes more mana. After Sha Wujing came down to earth, his mana was weakened infinitely. If he got out of his body on the road, he could not react in time when encountering monsters, so he had to delete his account and start again.

I don’t know what the evil fate is, but the Zhuangzi they stayed at this time happened to be the Zhuangzi where the Tang monk and his disciples met those robbers in the previous life. As soon as they entered the village, Zhu Bajie went straight to Yang’s house, which seemed to have the best house in the village. , but was stopped by Tang Xuanzang.

Just kidding, the son of that family is a robber, and he led a large group of robbers into the door in minutes. At first glance, they met the conditions for robbers to open: foreigners, few people, and a lot of money!Although none of his apprentices could defeat these robbers, when he was away from home, it was better to have one more thing than one less thing.

They finally chose an old lady who seemed kind and kind to stay for the night.

The old lady has only one daughter in her family, a son-in-law, and a little grandson who crawls all over the floor. The family population is simple. The most wonderful thing is that the old lady is a devout Buddhist believer. When she heard that it was an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty, she went to the West to learn scriptures. Yes, and the seven-treasure brocade cassocks personally bestowed by Guanyin Bodhisattva, he immediately regarded them as honored guests, and insisted on vacating his main house for them to live in.

How could it be possible for Elder Tang to ask an old man to move their seats? After some pushback, they lived in the guest room that was said to be the guest room where her son-in-law lived before he married.

Speaking of the son-in-law who married into the family, the old lady grinned from ear to ear, saying that the son-in-law was originally a hunter in the mountains, with no father and no mother. He was injured in an accident and was rescued by her daughter, so he took care of him at their home. After half a year, after the injury healed, the two saw each other right. Her son-in-law was tall and a good hunter. With this son-in-law, the whole family lived a good life.

Just as he was talking, the son-in-law came back from hunting.

Wu Kong and Sha Wujing looked up and were speechless.Sensing the stiff expressions of these two, Elder Tang asked in a low voice. Wu Hong could only helplessly tell him: the son-in-law whom the old lady praised so much is actually a lizard spirit.

No wonder the son-in-law is good at hunting, but he is actually a lizard, whose predation ability is as strong as that of a lizard.

Tang Xuanzang was also speechless for a while.Unexpectedly, they escaped the robbers, but they still couldn't escape the monsters.

With the lessons learned from the pear tree spirit, neither Tang Xuanzang nor Sha Wujing dared to take lightly the monsters that appeared out of nowhere. However, the old lady was ignorant and hospitable, and they couldn't leave immediately, so they could only secretly beware.

What Tang Xuanzang didn't know was that at this moment, the lizard spirit standing opposite them was also secretly vigilant and shouted: He finally lived a good life with his wife and children on the kiln, and the good life has not passed for a few years. What kind of eminent monk is not easy to mess with at first sight, why did Auntie recruit them?

"Son-in-law, these are all eminent monks from the Tang Dynasty who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. They want to stay with us for two days. You should not go out for these two days. Please accompany the distinguished guests at home for me. Your wife and I will cook , fetch some water for the distinguished guests."

The lizard spirit didn't dare not listen to her mother-in-law, so she could only fetch water with a bitter face, and sat on the side with some restraint, like a seven-foot man, wishing to shrink herself into a ball, it was obvious that she was quite frightened.

"Aren't you human?" Seeing the old lady taking her daughter to pick vegetables in the vegetable garden, Wu Hong suddenly said.

The lizard spirit almost jumped up from the mat in fright.

"Don't panic, we didn't come here to slay demons and demons." Although Wu Chengen set up a character for Sun Wukong as Sun Walker who slays demons and slays demons, he is not Sun Wukong.

"You, what do you want to do? I, I just want to make a living in the mortal world. Besides, I have never killed anyone, and my mother and wife are good people who eat fast and chant Buddha..." Lizard Jing stammered explained.

"Anituofo, don't be alarmed, I'm just passing by here and staying for two days." Tang Xuanzang saw that Wu Kong had frightened the monster, so he could only stand up and explain.

"And, never panic~" Lizard Spirit wanted to say that he was not afraid of the shadow slanting, but as an excellent predator, his instinct for danger was very keen. Anyway, he couldn't help it when he saw Monkey King His legs were weak, and when he looked at Sha Wujing next to him, he almost wanted to cry.

Why don't such powerful people live in the village chief's house?How nice is the house of the village head.

"Okay, stop shaking, we won't kill you, just want to ask you, besides you, are there any other powerful monsters here?" This is what Wu Kong really cares about, Nima, seeing With the whole plot collapsing, starting from the pear tree spirit, no one knows what monsters and ghosts will be encountered next, it is better to find out first, and then let Zhu Bajie explore the way.

"Clam?" The Lizard Spirit raised his head stupidly, boldly observed the expressions of Wu Hong and Sha Wujing carefully, and found that the two did not seem to have any malice towards him, so he wiped off his cold sweat and answered honestly, "Everyone has also seen that this place is close to the desert, and the water and soil are not abundant. Every time I hunt, I have to run for half a day to enter the mountain. There have never been any powerful monsters. It's just that you have never seen a red cloth hanging on the roof. The house? That house is the residence of the village head. His family has a young son who has been a fierce fighter since he was a child. Don't let them see you..."

"Haha~ so what if you see it? Could it be that they still dare to snatch our luggage?" Zhu Bajie laughed, as if he had heard a joke. What's more, just a few mortal robbers?

"Then, those robbers are naturally not your opponents. I just feel sorry for the village chief. The eldest son has been a merchant and has been missing for three years now. The younger son has become a robber again. If they provoke you, I'm afraid it will be bad luck." Few, so, the old village head is sixty years old, and I am afraid that he will not even have a pensioner."

Unexpectedly, this lizard spirit has a compassionate heart, Tang Xuanzang looked at him with admiration.

"Hmph~ You pity the village chief. His son is a robber, and he has harmed many business travelers and innocent people. Why didn't the old man speak out to dissuade him? It can be seen that he is also a hypocrite!" Wu Hao couldn't help but sneer.

In his life, he hated this kind of people who only talked about charity. His son was a robber, how many bad things he did, how much money he took from the family, wouldn't the old man know?Now that he knew it, he indulged his son in doing evil, enjoying the blood-stained property brought back by his son, and hanging a robber's flag at home in a majestic manner. It can be seen that he is a hypocrite with a kind face and a dark heart!

Tang Xuanzang has lived for thousands of years, and he can probably guess that the village chief's careful thinking is almost the same. He just wants to enjoy the benefits and prestige of the robber's family, and he wants to be a good person everywhere. Persuading the bandit's son not to embarrass the villagers and establish authority in the village, in the end, didn't he hold the whole village hostage and use it as a den for the bandits?

Fortunately, this is not the Tang Dynasty, otherwise, according to the laws of the Tang Dynasty, harboring bandits is also a serious crime, and the children and grandchildren will be implicated and not be able to become officials for three generations. What a vicious heart!