[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

Fortunately, Wu Hong was just trying to scare him, and didn't intend to do anything to him. All business people pay attention to making money with harmony. When he worked with people before, he also met people like Zhu Bajie. He obviously had no bad intentions, but I can’t control my own mouth, and I like to provoke right and wrong at every turn. When I see other people being unlucky because of this, I secretly laugh. Call this kind of person bad. He really didn’t do anything heinous. Call him not bad. It's really disgusting to deal with this kind of person.

Wu Hao is also a newcomer to this place. Before he gets a firm foothold, he will not easily fall out with people he is familiar with, especially Zhu Bajie. It is said that he used to be a marshal of the heaven, but he made a mistake and was demoted to the mortal world. , I don't know when he will be able to return to the official position and resume his original post, just like what his father told him when he first started doing business, it is better to make friends with official people than to offend them easily.

After all, the official internal relationship is inextricably linked. You don't even know whether the little person you offended is the leader's brother-in-law or the second uncle. Sometimes the seemingly insignificant little people can make you stumble.

What's more, Zhu Bajie didn't seem to be a small person in the sky before, but he was a marshal, although because of the passage of time, Wu Cong no longer remembered what official position Zhu Bajie had in the heaven. It's enough to scare him a little bit, lest this guy think he is easy to bully, and speak ill of himself in front of other people every now and then.

Seeing that Zhu Bajie had been restrained, Wu Kong beckoned and asked him to explain clearly what happened after he left.In fact, this guy looks like the kind of person who runs the train with his mouth full of words. He is afraid that Zhu Bajie will not be restrained. If this guy doesn't tell the truth, he won't even understand the real situation when the time comes.

Zhu Bajie knew that he was not capable of rescuing Tang Seng's mentor and Bai Longma who had been taken away, and he didn't dare to make trouble in such a matter, so he immediately told Wu Kong exactly what happened after Monkey King was driven away by Tang Seng I have to be clear, lest I miss something, if even Sun Wukong is captured by that monster, then they really have to break up and divide their luggage.

No, maybe the master and apprentice will reunite and cook together in the steamer of that yellow-robed monster's house?

While listening to Zhu Bajie's memories of the past, Wu Cong silently recalled the picture books he had read when he was a child. After thinking about it, he suddenly slapped his head and almost knocked himself off the clouds!

Want a picture book about Mao?His two hundred and five!

He now has money in his Xingwang account!

Why not just buy a vernacular translation of Journey to the West?

He couldn't understand the original masterpiece, and it's not like he couldn't read the translated version, so how could he not understand it?

With a thought, Wu Hao ordered a vernacular translation of "Journey to the West" from Xingwang. In the interstellar era, paper books are already treasured cultural relics in museums. Most of the books on the market are e-books. Because this vernacular translation of "Journey to the West" is a literary masterpiece of the ancient human period, there was a subsidy for the promotion of ancient human culture when it was purchased, and the total cost was less than 10 stars.

"My IQ must have been lowered by this pig..." Wu Hong resolutely refused to admit that he didn't expect to be able to buy a translated version of the original work on Xingwang.

"Eldest brother, let's save Master and Junior Brother Sha right now?" Seeing Wu Hong's gloomy expression, Zhu Bajie urged cautiously in a low voice.

He was afraid that if he didn't go again, Master would be washed and steamed.

However, judging by the expression on the elder brother's face, it seems that he still has resentment towards the master?

That's right, this journey to the west, because the elder brother beat and killed those monsters who wanted to eat the Tang monk's meat, the master never liked the elder brother, and he didn't know how many times he had reprimanded him, this time it was because of the bone spirit, Directly drove the elder brother back to Huaguo Mountain.Eldest brother always wanted to save face, so it's no wonder he felt uncomfortable when his master drove him away so ruthlessly.

Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie leaned over cheekily, and blew a particularly blunt rainbow fart at Wu Hong in a flattering manner: "Eldest brother, Master already knows that he has wronged you, and this thing was caused by that corpse demon. Eldest brother has always been magnanimous... ..."

"Okay, okay, you can shut up! If you can't speak, just say a few words!" Wu Hong simply and rudely interrupted Zhu Bajie's unskilled rainbow fart, "You go and protect Master first, I will go find that The yellow-robed monster."

With the blessing of the golden finger of the original work (translation in vernacular), even a scumbag like Wu Kong knows what to do.

That yellow-robed monster is also a pitiful person. This guy was originally a Kuimu wolf from the heaven, with boundless magic power. Because he fell in love with the jade girl who served the incense in the Temple of Fragrance, the two knew that this relationship would not be recognized by the heaven. In order to be with the one he loves, Kui Mulang and the maidservant of the Pixiang Temple meet in the mortal world to be a loving couple. Anyway, one day in the sky and one year in the earth, and the inspection of the posts in the heavenly court has always been loose, so the two live together. With the mind of taking advantage of loopholes, he wanted to miss work for dozens of days and go to the lower realm to be a husband and wife for the rest of his life.

The idea is good, but it’s a pity that I don’t know what went wrong during the operation process. After the lower realm, Kui Mulang still retains the memory of being a fairy in the heaven, but the maidservant in the Temple of Fragrance lost her memory. She doesn’t remember being with Kui Mulang at all The couple agreed.

There is no way, Kui Mulang can only use spells to take away the jade girl who was reborn as the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom Baihuasha, and has been married to the princess for 13 years.

However, to his disappointment, what the couple did was also tasteless.Baihuasha lost the memory of her previous life, she didn't remember the love and agreement with him at all, and even because Kui Mulang became a yellow-robed monster in this life, the dignified princess of a country was captured by a monster and became Mrs. Yazhai However, Bai Huaxie has never had any admiration for the yellow-robed monster, only resentment and fear.

In the original book, the first time the yellow-robed monster caught Tang Seng and his disciples, it was Bai Huaxie who secretly let them go, in order to ask Tang Seng and his disciples to go to Baoxiang Kingdom to report to her father, so that the father would bring someone to rescue her. she goes home.

As a result, Tang Seng and his disciples, who drove away Monkey King, were unable to subdue the yellow-robed monster who was originally a fairy. Instead of rescuing Princess Baihuasha, they were tricked by the yellow-robed monster to turn Tang Seng into a big tiger. He even beat him up in front of the king of Baoxiang Kingdom, saying that Tang Seng was the man-eating monster.

Knowing the reason for this, Wu Hao will naturally not go to fight with the yellow-robed monster like Monkey King in the original book. On the contrary, he wants to talk to this guy.

"This king has nothing to talk to you, a monkey." Seeing that Monkey King came to the door on his own initiative, the yellow-robed monster was also very depressed, but he didn't dare to offend this guy easily.

This monkey was crushed in front of Wuzhi Mountain, but he dared to make trouble at the Queen Mother's peach banquet, and even the four heavenly kings who guarded the Nantian Gate couldn't beat him. Kui Mulang felt that although he was the 28th star in the heaven, he I cherish my life very much, and I dare not really offend the evil star Monkey King.Therefore, although he didn't have a good look at Monkey King who came to the door, he ordered someone to serve tea fruit, and the treatment was much better than his master Tang Sanzang.

"Yo~ so you recognize me?" Wu Hao smiled and took a sip of the tea cup. The scented tea is probably because of the addition of nectar. It is sweet and delicious. Robe monsters can enjoy life quite a bit.

"The famous Monkey King, who in the world doesn't know?" The yellow-robed monster snorted coldly.

"Is there anyone in the world who doesn't know the famous 28 stars in the celestial world?" Ever since he got the golden finger of the original translation of Journey to the West, Wu Hao felt a little bit drifting.

This feeling of "you don't know my details, but I have already figured out yours" is simply awesome!

When the yellow-robed monster heard that Sun Wukong had discovered his real body, he was a little horrified for a moment. According to the law of heaven, he had left his post without the approval of the Jade Emperor... It would be considered light to sentence him to be demoted to the mortal world.

Being relegated to the mortal world by the Heavenly Court is different from sneaking down by yourself. At that time, you may be like the Marshal of the Canopy, reincarnated as a beast, unable to even be a human being, and you don’t know when you will be able to return to the Heavenly Court... …At this moment, Kui Mulang, who had a brain attack in love and impulsively went to the mortal world in the past, already has some regrets in his heart.

The mortal couple with Yu Nu for 13 years was not as sweet as he had imagined before. Yu Nu, who was reincarnated as Princess Baihuasha, had no admiration for him, only fear and hatred, even their two children... ...she never hugged once.

Kui Mulang doesn't want to admit that he has completely lost in this relationship, but, the so-called good fortune tricks people, he is tormented by the sweet memories of the past and the cold and gloomy present, and the people who once loved each other can no longer remember. own up.Perhaps, this is God's punishment for leaving the mortal world in private and leaving work without authorization?

Thinking of this, Kui Mulang became a little disheartened for a while.

However, now that he has been married to Bai Huaxie for 13 years, and they even have two children, how can he let him go?At this time, Kui Mulang is like a senior stockholder who has been locked up in the stock market. On the one hand, he regrets that he shouldn't get out of the market easily, and on the other hand, he refuses to cut the meat and stop the loss in time, dreaming that one day he can get out of the trap.

Seeing Kui Mulang's gloomy complexion with a strong sense of unwillingness, Wu Hong sighed, knowing that this guy is probably still unwilling to let the reincarnated maid Xiangyu leave easily.This is also normal, just like a bloody horror movie he had seen before, a couple who were not blessed by their families met to commit suicide in love, and one committed suicide as he wished, while the other repented temporarily because he was greedy for life and afraid of death. Unwilling to give up...

but--

Wu Hao rolled his eyes, leaned in front of Kui Mulang and said in a low voice, "Brother, you can't do this, do you know that within the Three Realms, any soul who is reincarnated must go to the Hall of Yama? Isn’t it just a matter of Yan Luo Wang’s words if you don’t drink that Meng Po soup?”

Kui Mulang frowned, and looked at Monkey King with some annoyance.

Why didn't he think of it earlier?

I have always acted domineeringly, so the king of Yama didn't dare to provoke him, and naturally he didn't dare to ask people to drink Mengpo soup for himself when he was reincarnated. The fairy was bullied, so he drank Mengpo soup and forgot himself... Damn Yama!

Thinking that the Great Sage Equaling Heaven in front of him was able to beat Yama of the Ten Temples back then, and even the book of life and death of King Yama could be burned at will. Even if he was reluctant in his heart, Kui Mulang had to restrain his temper and do something Humbly ask for advice.

If Sun Wukong can really retrieve the past life memory for Yunu, he will definitely let Tang Seng and his apprentice go.

As for the meat of the Tang monk who can live forever after eating it?He, Kui Mulang, really didn't take it seriously. Immortals already live forever, so what's the difference between eating Tang Monk meat or not?