[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

After talking with Wu Yu about his parents, Wu Hong simply didn't bother the second master, and entrusted him with the search for Monkey King.

"I just earn your little money, and you asked me to help you find three people? Also, is this Monkey King an online name?" Wu Yu said that his IQ was insulted, he also grew up watching Journey to the West, okay? ?Who would Sun Wukong not know?

It is no exaggeration to say that in their generation, at least five out of ten boys would choose their screen names with the prefix "Monkey King" when they were young. Of course, that was something they only did when they were in elementary school.But, who didn't want to be Monkey King when they were young?

"Cough... It's not really an online name. This person is my friend from other planets. He has a problem with his brain. Since he was a child, he fantasized that he was the Monkey King. Later, when I brought him home, he ran away accidentally. At that time, I hadn’t had time to register him, and it was not easy to report to the police…” Wu Hong rubbed his nose, isn’t he right?If Sun Wukong really exchanged bodies with him, he should be in the Star Alliance at this time, and maybe he would tell people everywhere that he is the Monkey King.

However, he will not change like 72.

He was afraid that this guy would be yelling and have a bad temper. If he was caught as a lunatic and taken to the detention center, he would be in trouble.If Tang Xuanzang knew that his precious apprentice was imprisoned as a lunatic, he would have to eat him alive.

"Let me help you look for it in various shelters. If you can't find it there, then you just pray that he is smarter and goes to pick up the trash by himself."

Wu Cong was taken aback for a moment. He didn't realize until Mr. Wu went offline that besides being a well-known big grain merchant in the Star Alliance, this guy also seems to be running a famous renewable resource recycling company in the Star Alliance?In other words, if Brother Hou really reduced himself to picking up trash, would it really be possible for him to be picked up by Mr. Wu?

I'm afraid that if this guy doesn't change his bad habits and runs off to steal things, then he can only find someone to go to prison to redeem him... I think this guy stole the Queen Mother's flat peach back then, but he was suppressed by the Tathagata Buddha and sat under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years The prison, with this lesson, should not reach out again, right?The Star Alliance is under surveillance everywhere, if you reach out, you will be caught!

Finally found a reliable way to find people. Wu Hao was in a very good mood. When staying at the farmhouse that night, he generously took out a silver coin and bought two fat chickens, more than 30 eggs and some chickens from the farmer. Vegetables, melons and fruits, rolled up their sleeves and cooked a big meal to reward the master and apprentice.

While eating, there was a sudden earth-shattering sound of gongs and drums in the village. Along with the sound of gongs and drums, there was an elder's hoarse cry——

"The messenger of the King of Inspiration is here! There are boys and girls who are three years old but less than seven years old. Send them to the temple quickly for the messenger to choose and don't hide them!"

Fuck!Is it so ritualistic to eat what children eat?Where did the monster come from so arrogant?

Just as Wu Kong was about to lift the table, Tang Xuanzang held down his arm.

"Let's see first." Tang Xuanzang shook his head lightly at him.

Zhu Bajie couldn't hold back and ran out to watch the fun, Sha Wujing stood up and cleared the table resignedly, took out his luggage and prepared to make the bed, anyway, no matter what, it was not his turn to catch monsters, he just had to follow Tang Xuanzang closely Well, don't let this guy really bring all the scriptures of Western Buddhism back to the East, then his mission will be considered as a successful completion. As for other things, he can't be bothered.

Just like the vast majority of civil servants in Tianting, Sha Wujing is well versed in the principle of "everyone cleans the door for himself, and don't care about others' troubles". The way Xian was promoted to be a rolling shutter general was also the main reason why he could only be a rolling shutter general.

"Does this man-eating monster have any serious background?" When Tang Xuanzang pulled him out for a "walk", Wu Kong knew that this monster who swaggered to let the nearby people offer virgin boys and girls was probably eight out of ten Jiu is a related household again, and he can guess it without looking through the translation of Journey to the West.

really!

"This monster has a strong background. He was originally a goldfish raised in the lotus pond of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva. He listened to scriptures every day and cultivated skills. The weapons he used were refined from the unopened hanju in the lotus pond of Avalokitesvara. Chi Rising Tide escaped down to the mortal world."

"I heard that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is merciful and merciful, and he likes to rescue the suffering and rescue the most. It stands to reason that the monsters who listen to Avalokitesvara chanting sutras every day should have a trace of Buddha nature. Boys and girls, right?" Wu Hao expressed his puzzlement, what the goldfish listened to was the scriptures of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it wasn't some crooked way of cultivation, so it didn't make sense to grow crooked.

When Tang Xuanzang heard the words, he couldn't help but sneered: "Do you know what sutra that fish spirit is listening to?"

"It can't be the sutra of cannibalism, right?" Wu Hao expressed his disbelief. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, not to mention the present who believes in Buddhism, is also known for his compassion in later generations. How could it be possible to recite the sutra of cannibalism?

Unexpectedly, Tang Xuanzang suddenly showed a strange smile.

"You are really mistaken," Tang Xuanzang sneered, "I only found out after my death in that life, that the Longevity Sutra recited by the merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva was to sacrifice the lifespan of virgins... "

I don't know if it was because the night wind was too cold, but Wu Hong couldn't help shivering.

I only heard Tang Xuanzang's cool and pleasant voice, which rang again in my ears——

"In the past, I only said that the Buddhadharma is boundless and can save all sentient beings, but I don't know that everything has a definite number. How can there be immortality without paying any price? The so-called longevity is just... just borrowing life."

"You mean..." Wu Hao couldn't help swallowing his saliva, "The so-called longevity scriptures in Buddhism are actually based on the original lifespan of the boys and girls who were sacrificed, stealing the lifespan of others in exchange for immortality ?”

At this moment, Wu Hao suddenly found that the Journey to the West he knew, the world written by the original author, completely collapsed before his eyes.

He couldn't even imagine that the merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva in the myths and legends would use innocent boys and girls as sacrifices for the Longevity Sutra!

In fact, if you give him a little more time, with Wu Kong's IQ, it is not impossible to guess why the goldfish without wisdom, after being nurtured in the scriptures of Guanyin Bodhisattva, strayed into the mortal world, not only did not benefit the people, Instead, they want to eat virgin boys and girls... Unexpectedly, the so-called Longevity Sutra of Great Mercy and Great Compassion turned out to be so "longevity".

It actually makes sense to say so, why the king of inspiration is obviously cultivated into a monster in the Bodhisattva lotus pond, but on the contrary, he is salivating at the legend that eating the meat of the Tang monk can make him immortal.

Let the people sacrifice boys and girls every year, and eating them can only extend their lifespan. How can it be compared to eating Tang monk meat once and for all?

"Then, what should we do now?" Wu Kong is not the real Monkey King, he has the guts to go and bargain with Guanyin Bodhisattva, of course, the most important thing is that he is afraid of losing his vest in front of Guanyin.

Tang Xuanzang smiled, and whispered an idea in Wu Kong's ear.

"Ah? Is this okay?" As soon as Tang Xuanzang said this idea, Wu Kong was also a little moved, but it was the purple bamboo forest of Guanyin Bodhisattva!

"What's wrong? There are so many bamboos in Guanyin Bodhisattva's purple bamboo grove. You can hold her back a few. Bodhisattvas are always tolerant. A few bamboos are nothing. The monster is most afraid of Bodhisattva's bamboo basket. With this purple bamboo basket Bamboo basket, let’s take that fish monster and make fish soup!”

Wu Hao couldn't help but swallowed his saliva. Elder Tang is reliving his life and accidentally lost his beloved disciple. Has he finally become abnormal?

"Well, Elder Tang, I'm thinking about it. I don't know how many virgins this fish demon has eaten. The meat on his body is probably smelly. Let's eat other fish? Besides, this fish demon is Guanyin. The fish raised by the Bodhisattva, we just eat it without saying hello, isn't it good?"

"It's just a fish, what are you afraid of? In my previous life, I was captured by this monster. Wukong had no choice but to find a Bodhisattva for help. You don't know, the Bodhisattva who is used to pretending, heard that the goldfish in the lotus pond was lost and fell. In the mortal world, I was afraid that he would reveal the secret of the Longevity Sutra, and I didn't even have time to dress neatly, so I hurriedly brought a bamboo basket and came down to the mortal world to collect the monsters. If we killed this disobedient beast for her, she would be happy. Too late." Tang Xuanzang sneered.

Wu Hao still didn't want to confront the legendary Guanyin Bodhisattva, who had boundless magic power. He needed help to remove the curse on his head.

"A few days ago I praised you for being smart, why are you becoming dull today?" Tang Xuanzang sighed, and could only tell him his plan in a low voice.

What do you mean, tell me to make more mistakes, so that the Buddha will think that I can't be educated and prevent me from becoming a Buddha? " Wu Hao said in surprise.

He really didn't expect that Tang Xuanzang made such a big circle, and it turned out that he had such an idea!

"It's not just that." After thinking for a while, Elder Tang seemed to be a little embarrassed and added in a low voice, "You don't know that the purple bamboo of Guanyin Bodhisattva grows when it sees water, and it is the most spiritual, even if it is just a small bamboo knot. , as long as some water is needed, bamboo roots can grow. The bamboo shoots of this purple bamboo can prolong life if eaten for a long time. You just bring a few out, let's plant that little dragon by the Blackwater River, if a large bamboo forest grows in the future, wouldn't it be..."

"After that, don't you just lie at home and count the money?" Boss Wu rubbed his hands excitedly, "Elder Tang, why didn't you say that earlier?"

If he had known that Guanyin Bodhisattva's purple bamboo was so valuable, why would he bother?

Not to mention that the king of inspiration blocked the way, but if he didn't, he would have to find an excuse to visit Guanyin Bodhisattva, and then, well, pretend to be careless when he left, and pick up a few bamboos or something. Are you so petty?

Didn't you hear that there is a black bear spirit in the back mountain of Bodhisattva?People eat the bamboo shoots of Bodhisattva all day long, but I don’t see Bodhisattva slaughtering them to make bearskin gloves~