[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

"Pfft~ what? Master Tang is pregnant?" Hearing such explosive news early in the morning, the queen was in a bad mood.

Fortunately, their family has relied on the water of the Zimu River for generations, so they are not completely unprepared for unwanted pregnancies.

"Quick! Hurry up and order someone to solve the Poer Cave in Yangshan, and ask the True Immortal Ruyi to give me a spring of birth." The queen was in a hurry. If an ordinary person was pregnant, even if it was Wu Kong, she would not be so anxious .The key point is that Elder Tang has a different status now, but he is a trustworthy minister of Tang Wang. If it is known that he was pregnant with a woman, his official career may end here.

The Xiliang women's country can make friends with the Tang Dynasty, and they all rely on Tang Xuanzang to connect them. The war is imminent, whether it is public or private, it is impossible for the queen to watch Tang Xuanzang being rejected by the Tang king.

"No rush, I remember this passage in the original book, the servant has already gone to report to Her Majesty the Queen, as long as you take the water from the birth spring and drink it." Looking at Elder Tang's bulging belly overnight Wu Hao tried hard to hold back his laughter, but he didn't expect that they all gave up learning scriptures, and Elder Tang was still tricked.But it was also his fault, he forgot to wash the cup after pretending to play with the river water, the river water was colorless and tasteless, exactly the same as the boiled water Elder Tang used to drink, no wonder he drank it without checking for a while.

"No need, this child has been thrown into my belly for two lifetimes, and it is also predestined to be with me. You can ask the palace doctor, what is the problem with the child conceived by the man who drank the river water? If not, he will be born." Get him down!" Elder Tang said suddenly, touching his slightly swollen stomach.

"What the hell? You want to give birth to him?" Wu Hong was completely dumbfounded.

"You don't like children? But are you afraid that she will be too noisy? Don't worry, I heard that all those who drink the water of the Zimu River are born with little ladies. It's much better." As if he was not used to touching his slightly protruding belly, Elder Tang's usually cold face showed the kindness of an old father.

Wu Kong: "..." It's over!Elder Tang is confused by anger, right?

Facts have proved that there is no such thing.

After discovering that he was accidentally pregnant by drinking the water from the Zimu River, Tang Xuanzang was indeed confused for a moment. He had already escaped the fate of going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures in his previous life, so how could he become pregnant again?At that moment, Elder Tang, who is good at brainstorming, thought a lot. However, after he calmed down, he thought about the cause and effect before and after, but found that everything was just overthinking.

However, when he habitually wanted to drink a spring of fetal abortion to knock down the fetus that should not have appeared in his stomach like in his previous life, his stomach suddenly swelled up a little. At that moment, Tang Xuanzang swore , he seemed to "hear" the pitiful pleading of the little thing in his belly.

That's right, he had already given up on her once in his previous life. I heard that the chance of reincarnation in the underworld is rare. This child didn't know how many years he had to wait for this chance of reincarnation. I don't know if we have to wait until the Year of the Monkey.

That's all, he and Wu Kong are not short of money to spend, and moreover, the two of them are in such a situation that they may not have a chance to have any children in this life.The most important thing is that Tang Xuanzang knew that the water of the Zimu River was very miraculous. Ordinary people would definitely give birth to a baby within three days after drinking it, and they only needed to endure three days of suffering to get a cute little girl named Yuxue. After weighing it over, he immediately decided to give birth to the child in his womb!

more importantly--

"With this child, our family can justifiably leave Chang'an City."

Even so, the little guy in his belly might not be too happy to know about it in the future, but it has to be said that this little guy's sudden visit can be regarded as an excellent reason for Tang Xuanzang to escape from Chang'an City in the next step, and this Even His Majesty Li Er could not refute the reason.

After all, it is extremely rare for a man to give birth to a child, even in the open Tang Dynasty, not to mention that Tang Xuanzang was still an official of the court, he is not an ordinary seventh-rank sesame official, he is the secretary of His Majesty Li Er Sheren, beside a generation of Mingjun, how could there be such a strange existence?

At that time, not to mention the censors, even other officials in the court will never sit idly by, not to mention that he knows His Majesty Li Er too well. "Employing people", no matter how good a talent is, if it is not a "human being" or my race, how can an emperor be unprepared?

"Even if that's the case... that's not necessary, and it's not necessary..." After listening to Elder Tang's thoughts, Wu Hong was stunned, and didn't know what to say.

He admitted that the considerations mentioned by Tang Xuanzang were all for the good of him and the Wu family, and for all of them to leave Chang'an City safely in the future. ah!

When I was in the Star Alliance, many people like him who were not ready to get married would usually have a child first. Anyway, there are nanny robots, so it doesn't take much effort to raise a child.However, Wu Hong never thought about having a child, or to be more precise, he was never mentally prepared to raise a child.

Children who lack family care since childhood usually go to two extremes. They are either extremely afraid of marriage and childbearing, or eager to make up for their childhood regrets in family warmth by starting a family and raising offspring. Unfortunately, Wu Cong is the former.

Thinking of three days later, he will be holding a fragile and boneless baby, not knowing what it means when she cries, not knowing when to breastfeed and when to pee... Boss Wu is trembling, Jin I can hardly hold the hoop.

"Don't worry, I grew up in the temple since I was a child, and I have taken care of the little monk adopted by the abbot since I was a child. No matter how bad it is, just buy two more wet nurses and maidservants to take care of it carefully. I am not afraid of giving birth. Adopted son, how can you be afraid of becoming like this?" Tang Xuanzang joked.

Seeing that his face didn't look like a forced smile, Wu Hong breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately complained bitterly: "Aren't I afraid that I won't be able to take care of you? After all, when I married you, I never thought that there would be support in the future." The troubles of children, and there is no nanny robot here, I heard that Datang's infant mortality rate is also very high... Bah, bah, bah! I don't mean that, I mean, if there is a baby at home, does the family doctor have to raise two babies? indivual?"

"Not only the family doctor, but also the dexterous embroiderer and cook. Children grow up fast, and their clothes need to be replaced in half a month, and their food should be finer. After all, they are young ladies... ..." The couple overcame their initial fears and started discussing parenting in a decent way.

When Her Majesty the Queen brought the spring water from Luotai Spring in person, Tang Xuanzang and Wu Kong even started to name their future daughter.

That's right, after confirming that the baby will be a little girl, even Boss Wu, who is afraid of marriage and childbirth, can't help but start looking forward to it.

In fact, when he was young, he especially wanted a cute and cute sister, because his parents were too busy, and it was rare to stay at home with him for a few days a year. I won’t just hear him talking with the robot nanny all day long. My sister will shake his arm and beg him to buy toys for me. When I’m scared at night, I’ll run to him under the covers. Maybe I’ll talk to myself when I’m eating. Grabbing delicious food, two people are always more lively than one...

"Why don't you call me a younger sister? When I was young, I really wanted a younger sister." Conscious that he didn't know much about the customs of the Tang Dynasty, and couldn't come up with a beautiful and profound name, Boss Wu made a decisive decision and took the lead in grabbing the right to name his baby name. In hand.

"The baby name of a young lady in this dynasty is rarely called a younger sister... Anyway, this child will not live in Chang'an City for a long time in the future, and there is no need to abide by those red tape customs. However, this matter of naming must not be sloppy, we still wait for us to come back. When we get to Chang'an City, let me go to Qintianjian to find Jianzheng for a divination." Tang Xuanzang said cautiously.

After finally finding the spring water of Luotai Spring, Her Majesty the Queen rushed to rescue Elder Tang excitedly: "..."

Elder Tang is doing this for love, and he doesn't even want an official career?

At this moment, Her Majesty felt as if she believed in love again.

As a result, the fetal spring water, which had been so hard-won, was put aside and replaced by royal midwives, medical officers, and older maids with experience in serving puerperas who rushed over after receiving the Queen's order... the caring internal servants The official even prepared two wet nurses.

"Thank you, Your Majesty! I would like to ask Your Majesty to write a handwritten letter on this matter to prove that this child is my own for my husband and wife, so as to prevent outsiders from questioning this child's origin in the future." Tang Xuanzang said softly.Datang has very strict management of household registration. Even adopted sons need to go to the Yamen to change their household registration. What's more, with his contribution to the Great Tang's expedition to the west, if His Majesty Li Er didn't give him a title, the history books would scold him for thousands of years Well, with the title, it is even more important that the heir's blood is clean. In addition to the household registration, the court responsible for the management of the title also has to check the authenticity.

However, with Her Majesty the Queen as a witness, the above procedures will be much simpler.

"It's natural. It's her blessing that this child was born into Lord Tang's womb. If others question her bloodline in the future, tell them to just come to Xiliang to find me!" The child is particularly fond of her, and is also willing to prove her innocence of blood origin.

Originally, Wu Kong planned to go to Dudi Mountain with Tang Xuanzang to look at the site on this day, and instantly chose the location to build the warehouse, but now that Tang Xuanzang was unexpectedly pregnant, the two had to postpone the plan, so that Tang Xuanzang could live in the palace and raise a baby.

"Do you want to add some vitamins and folic acid? Or take some concentrated calcium tablets?" Boss Wu was terrified when he saw his stomach changing from a table tennis ball to a papaya-sized belly in half a day. He was even more disturbed than he was pregnant. The punishment for myself has already begun. It doesn’t matter if my mother is an advanced mother. Now even Elder Tang is pregnant. When he thinks that there will be three more crying baby babies in the house soon, Boss Wu feels his eyes go dark. .

It's the feeling of crossing the catastrophe.