[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

Huaguoshan started the largest infrastructure project in history: Wu Hao wanted to build a passage on the side of the Water Curtain Cave, so that in the future, it would not be necessary to drill in through the waterfall when moving materials in and out, and the guards would be more efficient. Convenience, there is only one channel, and it can be said that one man guards the gate and ten thousand men cannot open it.

Jiao Demon King had no choice but to lend his own pangolin monster who was the best at digging holes, and the reward was three catties of wine chocolate specially provided by Wu Kong.

These are the only snacks that Wu Kong has eaten since he was a child, and he can’t get tired of eating them now. There is a layer of chocolate on the outside, a shell made of sugar in the middle, and different types of alcohol are injected into it. Drinking, after all, drinking will hinder him from making money, but wine chocolate is the only alcoholic snack he can accept, because the alcohol content in it is low, even if he eats half a catty at a time, what he eats is mostly chocolate and sugar, no Get drunk easily.

It was the first time that the Jiao Demon King ate the wine heart chocolate. He was really a treasure. He has no family members, so it's useless to keep these silks, just use them as a favor, it's better than giving money, right?

Such a stingy Jiao Demon King, in order to get more liqueur chocolates from Wu Kong, wished to open his treasure house and let Wu Cong go in and pick them up. If the treasures are gone, he can go elsewhere to grab them. With the experience of the Jiao Demon King who has traveled all over the world, the sky and the earth are probably only in Wu Kong's hands.

The pangolin demon led a group of people to work hard to dig the hole, Wu Kong had nothing to do, so he took Tang Xuanzang to wander around Huaguo Mountain.

This is also the first time Tang Xuanzang came to the place where Monkey King lived.

After he passed away in his previous life, his soul almost traveled all over the Three Realms, but he never visited Huaguo Mountain.To be precise, it's not that I can't, it's that I dare not.

Because, if the monkeys and grandchildren of Huaguo Mountain are not doing well, then he is the chief culprit who caused the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain to lose their backing with Sun Wukong when he took Sun Wukong to the west to learn scriptures.

If the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain still lived freely and unrestrainedly, Tang Xuanzang could not help but blame himself. If he hadn’t been stubborn and thought that converting to Buddhism was the right way for Monkey King, Monkey King at this time might not have returned. How can he be as carefree as the Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain?

Thinking about it carefully, in fact, it would be nice to let Wukong go to the world where Boss Wu once lived. At least in that world, no one would look down on him because of his background, and no one would look down on him because he was illiterate. He, he has seen things in the entertainment industry before in his previous life. It was a world where the strong are king. No matter whether you have a strong background, strength or psychological quality, as long as you are lucky enough and psychologically strong enough, Can get out of the way.

This is where Tang Xuanzang is most grateful to Wu Kong. Boss Wu gave Wukong a crucial background in the entertainment industry. Wukong himself is not lacking in strength, and his psychological quality is not usually strong (dare to pee in the palm of Tathagata). The key is this guy Naturally full of vanity, she is simply destined to belong to the entertainment circle.

Thinking of this, Elder Tang suddenly hugged Wu Kong, and let go of it in a flash, and then said "Thank you" in a low voice.

Wu Hong was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly understood what the hug and thanks were for.

To him, Huaguo Mountain might just be a rare tourist attraction.However, for Elder Tang, it was the place where Sun Wukong was born.Now that Monkey King has gone to other places, these monkeys have no leader. Wu Hao can return to Huaguo Mountain as "Monkey King" and provide a stable job for these monkeys, which can be regarded as a good deal for Monkey King.

For some reason, Wu Hong suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

"Why do you thank me? The monkey monsters in Huaguo Mountain are always smart and diligent. Anyway, I set up a warehouse here, and I need someone to guard it. Instead of looking for others, it's better to let these monkey monsters help. Can you pay them wages..."

"I didn't mean that." Tang Xuanzang interrupted him suddenly, "I said thank you, because I wanted to thank you for accompanying me to Huaguo Mountain. From now on, I really have nothing to do with it."

"Huh? What's the matter? You don't want to become a monk again, do you?" Wu Hong was so frightened by his words that he lost even the last bit of displeasure.

"What nonsense?" Tang Xuanzang glared at him. After being reborn, the word "monk" was the word he couldn't hear the most, "Because of Wukong, I never dared to come to Huaguo Mountain. This time, thanks to your company If I come together, it can be regarded as solving the knot in my past life and present life."

"Forget it, you don't understand even if I tell you." Tang Xuanzang couldn't help but get angry when he saw that Boss Wu was still looking dumb.

He should have known earlier that the word "sentimental" didn't exist in this guy's dictionary at all, but he remembered "more pay for more work" very well. No, the boss has come to Huaguo Mountain.

"I'm so scared to death, I thought you were going to become a monk again." Upon hearing that Tang Xuanzang was not going to become a monk after being fully enlightened, Wu Kong patted his chest in fear.When Elder Tang complained that he didn't understand anything, he didn't take it seriously. Everyone is single, so no one should make fun of anyone. Besides, he has always been a peach blossom insulator, and he should be incomprehensible. It's the same, in the original book, how many alluring female fairies threw themselves into his arms, and even the jade rabbit raised by Chang'e wanted to recruit him to be his son-in-law. Such a prosperous peach blossom is still a single dog, and I am ashamed to say that I don't understand the style ?

"What family are you from? Aren't I all married? Didn't you hear that they called me queen just now?" Tang Xuanzang glared at him angrily.

"Pfft~ alright alright, my queen, let me cook for myself today, how about making a hot pot meal for the queen?"

"Aside from hot pot, can you cook other dishes?" Tang Xuanzang felt that he had been deceived when he said this. When he ate the stew made by this guy for the first time, he was so shocked that he thought he had picked it up. He is a kitchen god, but the chef turned over and over again so that two dishes could be overcooked. As for the hot pot, he understood it. In fact, it is a pot of water boiled and the ready-made seasoning package Just pour it in and it will work together. Is this considered cooking?

"You don't need to have too many dishes, as long as they are delicious. Besides, the ingredients in Huaguoshan are not so good. I feel sorry for the taste of the hot pot ingredients. Wait, I'll scratch your head right away." Here come the buffalo."

The buffalo was not caught, but the couple met a distraught bull spirit.

"Brother, please help brother!" The moment he saw Wu Hong, the Bull Demon King froze for a moment, and immediately hugged Boss Wu's shoulder, crying loudly.

"Stand up straight and talk to me!" Bull Demon King didn't know how many days he hadn't bathed, he smelled like he was fished out of the sewer, and there were lice on his body, which scared Wu Hong Pushing him away in a hurry.

"Good brother, I was blind at the time when I was an old cow, and I believed the nonsense of the jade-faced fox, which hurt your sister-in-law's heart. Now brother, I want to understand. As the saying goes, a married couple will live forever. Bai Rien, after much deliberation, I think your iron fan sister-in-law is the best..." The bull demon king didn't know how long he held back, but when he saw Wu Kong, he complained about the ruthlessness of the jade-faced fox After that, he cried bitterly and regretted the abandonment of Princess Iron Fan back then. Judging from what he said, did he still want to reunite with Princess Iron Fan?

"I was really hurt by that bitch, the jade-faced fox!" Speaking of his precious little concubine whom he loved like a treasure, the Bull Demon King gritted his teeth with hatred.

Back then, he was greedy for the wealth and youthful beauty of the jade-faced fox, and he did not hesitate to abandon his wife and son, and brought all his belongings to Jilei Mountain, and stayed with her all day long, even giving up his son.But this heartless slut, now seeing that he lost his family fortune and couldn't even beat Monkey King, turned his face ruthlessly, hooked up with the even more powerful demon king, and even instigated the demon king to beat himself up and throw him out of the cave, killing him. He was ashamed not to mention, and now he even has no money to eat.

Hearing this, Tang Xuanzang and Wu Kong looked at each other, and they both felt that they were really disgusted by the Bull Demon King.Fortunately, he was late and hadn't eaten yet, otherwise, he might even vomit out the hot pot he just ate.

Tang Xuanzang was not familiar with the Bull Demon King, so even if he had something to vomit in his heart, he was too embarrassed to confront a stranger face to face.Wu Hao is different. Although he and the Bull Demon King are sworn brothers in name, Boss Wu has always proclaimed himself an "honorary member of the Anti-Scum Men's Association" on the Internet. What's more, Princess Iron Fan is now their business partner of the Wu family. Well, the second-married husband is also a good brother of Xie Zijing, why should he let his own people not help, but come to help the scumbag, the Bull Demon King?

Thinking of this, Wu Hao couldn't help complaining: "I'm not talking about you, Lao Niu, sister Iron Fan is now in harmony with her husband and wife, and she is pregnant, why should she let her husband who loves her like a treasure go away, and turn around to eat her?" You moldy bean dregs cake? Is he trying to make you stingy or not take a bath?"

Bull Demon King: "..."

Tang Xuanzang laughed secretly when he heard it, and he knew that he didn't have to do anything, just with Boss Wu's poisonous tongue, he could let the scumbag, the Bull Demon King, know how to write the word retribution.

In fact, the Bull Demon King just wanted to try his luck. He actually did not expect to meet Sun Wukong in Huaguo Mountain. The reason why the Bull Demon King returned to Huaguo Mountain was mainly because of the jade-faced fox who was penniless and ruthless. After rushing out, he had nowhere to stay, and was too embarrassed to go to the former cave of his ex-wife and son to play the autumn wind, so he had to go back to Huaguo Mountain in desperation. Unexpectedly, he unexpectedly ran into Wu Kong who came here to play.

However, it is clear that Boss Wu is not the support group of the Scumbag Men's Association. As a staunch friend of women, Boss Wu mercilessly rejected Bull Demon King's request to reunite with his ex-wife, asking him to make peace with him.

Are you kidding me?

This meant that it was difficult for him to strike in front of Elder Tang. If there were only him and the Bull Demon King here, he had to let this guy know how to write the words "misfortunes never come singly".

Sister Iron Fan is really kind!A scumbag like the Bull Demon King, who has a lovely wife and son at home and still thinks about the colorful flags fluttering outside, is absolutely free and flustered. What the Wujiayao Factory lacks is this kind of strong labor with excess energy. Lock him in and burn him The 80-year-old kiln is honest.