[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

"If I knew getting married would be so tiring, let's just go on a trip and get married." After getting up at noon, she started tossing and tossing until she was sent to the Qinglu at dusk and completed the final hair-tying ceremony. Wu Hong was almost fainted from exhaustion.

If it wasn't for the huge reward in the live broadcast room, he would have wanted to run away from marriage.

Yes, the greedy Boss Wu will never let go of any opportunity to make money, including the live broadcast of the traditional wedding of the Tang Dynasty... What is really pitiful is the hundreds of millions of viewers who are watching the live broadcast, including the bigwigs who study ancient earth culture, Because the Tang Dynasty was so far away from the Earth's Big Bang, even the most powerful Chinese culture researcher in the Star Alliance couldn't be sure whether there was a same-sex wedding in the Tang Dynasty in Chinese history.

Therefore, the audience really thought that this wedding was a traditional same-sex wedding in Tang Dynasty.I watched it with great interest, and some people even took out the word "broken sleeve" in the ancient earth period and asked the anchor if there was a part of the wedding. To be honest, they were all looking forward to it, because the quality of the synthetic textiles of the Star Alliance is so good It's hard to disconnect.

Wu Kong: "..." There is no broken sleeve, but it is true that Lao Zi's waist is about to break.

"Let's rest early, and I will go to the palace to thank you tomorrow." This is another troublesome matter of giving a marriage. On the second day of the wedding, you have to go to thank the saint first, and then come back to pay homage to your parents.

"Let's eat something first, I'm starving to death." Although there are two princes in charge, none of the guests who came today dared to ask Tang Xuanzang to persuade him to drink, but drinking too much rice wine mixed with water would make him uncomfortable. , Holding a bowl of sweet and nourishing red dates, longan and lotus seed soup, drinking happily.

"I've wronged you, play this scene with me." Tang Xuanzang couldn't help but feel apologetic when he saw that Wu Hong was so tired that he could hardly keep his eyes open.Although Wu Hao kept saying that he had benefited from this marriage, it was always contrary to the secular world.

"Oh, Elder Tang, we are a family now, don't be so polite to me, eat quickly, and go to bed after eating." Wu Cong bit off half of a mutton bun, which was filled with mutton The ones stuffed with scallions are delicious, and Wu Hong can eat five of them in one sitting, each of which is as big as an adult's fist.

Seeing how heartless he was, Tang Xuanzang almost laughed angrily: "You never thought that a court official like me, if one day His Majesty suddenly realizes that we have no children, he will give me two maidservants. ?”

"Come on, when that day comes, I'm afraid you'll be more anxious than me." Boss Wu never worried about this issue at all. A hundred sons, let alone the time of the Big Bang, hundreds of years later, these descendants will be buried in the ground, why bother? Look at my parents, they never urge me to get married and have children, children They are all unreliable, if you have the time to work hard, and if you are not careful, you may even raise a white-eyed wolf, why not earn more money to support yourself in retirement."

At this moment, Boss Wu never thought that his parents would not urge him to get married and have a child. He probably felt that this son was unreliable, so he simply gave birth to him...

Seeing his tired and lazy appearance, almost exactly the same as the Monkey King in the past, Elder Tang sighed tiredly, and decided to wait a few more years to see if he could ask His Majesty to get him a remote state capital It's fine to be a magistrate, he has nothing else to ask for in this life, he just wants to truly live for himself, as for the overall situation of the court?Without him in the previous life, Datang would have survived for two or three hundred years, and he would not die!

After eating and drinking enough, the couple washed up and went to bed without mentioning it, and the green house was peaceful and peaceful.

Outside, several servants and maidservants looked at each other in blank dismay. The indescribable voice that made people blush and ear heat didn't seem to appear?Could it be... the faces of the servants and maidservants turned pale, and their mouths turned bitter, not knowing how they should answer if the master asks about it tomorrow morning.

Is it because their young master is not good enough, or is Tang Sheren not good enough?

The waiters outside waited until midnight, and waited until there was a faint snoring sound from inside the green cottage. Everyone finally despaired, and they didn't even call for hot water. Could it be that they didn't even turn on the manual transmission?

The next morning, because they wanted to enter the palace to thank them, the couple got up before dawn. This time, the two got married, and the Empress Changsun also rewarded them quite generously. Generally also want to go.

"It's time to thank you. If it weren't for the great god His Majesty, I think your father would have come back and severed the father-son relationship with you." Sitting in the bullock cart, Wu Hao yawned and talked to Tang The elder was joking.

"Don't worry, he is reluctant to sever ties with me. In the current Chen family, besides me, there is only one bloodline left of him. He can't give birth by himself. If I are expelled from the clan, the Chen family will be killed immediately." It's going to be extinct."

"Isn't it far from the end now?" Thinking of Elder Tang's original intention of marrying himself, Wu Hao couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for the "father-in-law" who was repairing the temple, "You are really hitting a snake and hitting seven." Inch! Grab your father's seven inches and strangle him to death."

What does Chen Guangrui want most?He wanted to glorify the lintel for the Chen family, but what about now?With Tang Xuanzang, who has learned a lot and returned from traveling in the Western Regions, if His Majesty Li Er is not a fool, it is impossible to use Chen Guangrui's embroidered pillow full of poems and essays, but not at all popular.

What is Chen Guangrui's second wish?It was the son of Tang Xuanzang who was able to spread the branches and leaves for the Chen family, but what happened?Elder Tang is really ruthless, he directly cut off the last hope of the family, and directly married a male daughter-in-law to the Chen family... The most important thing is that Elder Tang has been given the surname Tang by His Majesty Li Er, even if he is born My son, whether his surname is Chen or not is still unclear.

"Let's not talk about him, I just wanted to tell you. After this big wedding, His Majesty may order me to go to the Western Regions with the army. I want to ask you first. According to the usual practice, if you also accompany the army, then the father-in-law Mother-in-law must stay in Chang'an City."

Tang Xuanzang is His Majesty Li Er Majesty's secret weapon. Since he wants to use it again, he must have a weakness that can restrain him. Li Shimin is not a fool. Of course, it can be seen that Tang Xuanzang doesn't like his real father. Therefore, Wu Kong Together with the Wu family behind him and the Yin family of his grandfather, they will definitely be left in Chang'an City.

"What's wrong with staying in Chang'an City? Anyway, you and I will not betray Datang. Besides, even if we both go to the Western Regions, is it possible that Princess Iron Fan and Red Boy are vegetarians? Now our two families are We plan to do business together in Chang'an City, Iron Fan's sister-in-law lives in our house, this elder sister alone can hold up to half of the guards in Chang'an City, what are you afraid of?" Maybe it's because he is not familiar with Li Shimin, but Wu Cong It is possible to look at this issue more objectively.

Tang Xuanzang didn't expect him to say that, but there is nothing to worry about if there are two war-god-level monsters, Iron Fan Princess and Red Boy, sitting in the Wu Mansion.

"In this case, let's go out with the army together. Let's see where we can buy some property. Although the soldiers and their families who died in battle have been paid by the court, but after all, there are too many monks and there are always places that the court can't take care of. It’s better to find a safe job for them.” His Majesty Li Er’s ambition to unify the Western Regions cannot be stopped, and the only thing Tang Xuanzang can do is to protect those innocent people who have been affected by the war as much as possible.

"This is a good idea. It just so happens that our family's business also needs to travel frequently to the Western Regions. Why don't we take the opportunity to set up some inns and shops along the way, protected by the Tang army, and no one dares to make trouble in the local area. Besides, let's take in more people from the Central Plains. After a long time, these Central Plains people settled down in the Western Regions, intermarried with the aborigines there, and after two or three generations, how can they distinguish the Great Tang Western Regions?" Wu Kong nodded in praise.

"That's right! This is what His Majesty wants to see. From now on, whether it is Qiuci, Wusun, Shule, Gumo, Jingjue, Gaochang, or Dawan, they will all be citizens of the Tang Dynasty." This is also Tang Xuanzang's important task. In the first life, the main reason why he was still willing to help Li Shimin unify the countries of the Western Regions regardless of past suspicions was that the broad-mindedness of this generation of Mingjun was far beyond the comparison of the monarchs of any country at that time.

The couple chatted all the way, and gradually the sleepiness was relieved. When they arrived at the imperial city, they happened to go to court. Yesterday, Tang Xuanzang had already written a memorial to thank him and handed it over. The memorial specifically mentioned that today he would bring the newly married Mr. To thank you for your kindness, Li Shimin immediately announced their audience as soon as he heard that the two of them had arrived.

This is not the first time Wu Kong has seen Li Shimin, but he has to pretend that it is the first time. Although he met His Majesty Li Er when he came to the palace to deliver a letter for Tang Xuanzang last time, he was wearing a vest at that time.

Fortunately, Li Shimin's focus was not on him. After asking a few words, he sent them to the harem.The strange thing is that Empress Changsun, who has always been calm and calm, is also a little absent-minded. Although she has rewarded them with many good things, it can still be seen that she is a little absent-minded.

This made Wu Cong heave a sigh of relief, but at the same time couldn't help being curious: it must not be a small matter that can make the first couple of the Tang Dynasty worry about it, right?

Because they were in the palace, Tang Xuanzang and Wu Kun didn't dare to inquire about it. However, as soon as they arrived at Wu's house, they learned the truth about His Majesty Li Er and Empress Changsun's absent-mindedness from Jiang Su's mouth——

Sudden floods occurred on Jiangnan Road, causing countless dams to collapse overnight, causing countless casualties.

"This is not normal! This season, Jiangnan is not the rainy season!" After a brief shock, Tang Xuanzang immediately asserted, "There may be evildoers in Jiangnan!"

Wu Hao: "..." As expected of Elder Tang, who is used to seeing all kinds of monsters in the original book, his keen intuition for monsters has formed a conditioned reflex, right?

"It's no wonder that the court has kept it secret. Now that the war is imminent, such a big incident happened in the granary of Jiangnan Road. In order to stabilize the morale of the army, His Majesty has no choice but to press the matter." Tang Xuanzang looked at the Wu family couple, " Next, there may be unscrupulous traders disturbing the grain market, and I hope that my father-in-law and mother-in-law will take good care of themselves, and don't go into this muddy water, our Majesty is not a good-tempered person who is willing to suffer."

Wu Yun and Jiang Su nodded, and the couple looked at each other. Instead of being heavy, there was a touch of shame in their eyes: "Well, little monkey, there is something I forgot to tell you yesterday. , you may have to work harder in the next year, your mother just found out that she is pregnant."

Wu Kong: "!!!!!!"