[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

When Ao Qing heard that Boss Wu was going to get married, she didn't say anything, but she couldn't hide the envy in her eyes.

She also wanted to get married to the third prince, but unfortunately, the marriage ceremony of the dragon clan is very cumbersome. The most important thing is that every marriage of a dragon with pure blood must be reported to the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court through an official document. Any other form, even if the third prince's own father, the Dragon King, presides over the wedding in person, without the approval of the Jade Emperor, it is an illegal marriage, and even the born dragon son and daughter cannot be registered. .

Although Ao Qing said that she didn't care about this, Ao Lie couldn't let her beloved woman suffer this kind of grievance: it's fine if she can't become his legitimate wife, and their children are not even qualified to enter the genealogy of the Dragon Clan. Ao Lie felt as if a fire was hidden in his heart, angry and upset.

"Brother, you won't really let the girl just follow you as a savage for the rest of your life in this deep mountain and old forest, right?" There is nothing he can do about the gods, but there is still one who can pull wool~

"I heard that there is a severe drought in Guanzhong this year. It is the time of water shortage. Ordinary people always like to worship the Dragon King. Now that you, the third prince of the Dragon King, are right in front of you, the King of Tang must be willing to build a temple to worship you."

"Eldest brother, you want me to become a god first? What about Qing'er? I promised her that I will never let her down in this life." The third prince who loves and seeks the Tao with all his heart is now in the upper stage of his love brain. Letting him become a god and a Buddha is really more uncomfortable than killing him.

"Are you stupid?" Wu Hao rolled his eyes at him, and continued to enlighten him for the sake of being in the same school, "It's no wonder you don't understand the key to this, brother, I also went to Chang'an City It was later discovered that in addition to worshiping the true gods, the common people in the mortal world also enshrined many false gods, and some false gods would find their own children for publicity. "

"I know this." When it came to this topic, the third prince was a little smug, and whispered in Wu Hong's ear, "When the heaven was just established, the Jade Emperor originally ordered Lei Gong and Dian Mu to be in charge of the world together with our dragon clan. During the rain and snow, our ancestors knew at that time that the human race was favored by the Dao of Heaven and was about to prosper, so they made those monks of the human race mistakenly think that the Lord of Thunder and the Mother of Lightning were in charge of the laws of the Dao of Heaven, and it was the most just to help their cultivators overcome calamities. No god, therefore, from then on, the human races in the world dare not enshrine the Lord of Thunder and the Mother of Lightning, for fear of committing the crime of bribing the gods. Over time, the human race thinks that only we dragons are the God of Rain. Lord of Thunder and Mother of Lightning? Hehe ~Thunder and lightning have never rained on the world."

Wu Hao: "..." I didn't expect the ancestor of the old Dragon King to be a marketing expert, so sorry!

That being the case, it's easy to handle. Anyway, the ancestors of the Dragon Clan did this before. The third prince will do it again. If the old Dragon King dares to reprimand his son, Ao Lie will tell Ao Lie about the deeds of their ancestors.Didn't you say I was fooling around?I learned this from our ancestors. If you feel that what our ancestors did is wrong, why don't you go talk to them first?

Boss Wu pulled the third prince aside with mischievous eyebrows, and began to instill in him the "theory of god-making" in the mortal world——

"Who the hell told you that false gods in the mortal world can't get married? Let me tell you, the people in the mortal world love blind dates the most. Not only are their juniors wanting to urge marriage, but they are lonely when they meet the gods they enshrine. , they also want to force marriages.”

"I once saw a noble lady enshrining the Fox Fairy Temple in Chang'an City. It was probably because the Lord Fox Fairy was lonely living alone. Later, he ordered someone to make a statue of the Fox Fairy Lady, and solemnly held a wedding ceremony for the Fox Fairy."

"By the way, don't you know? In the mortal world, even the Lord of the Land has a wife, commonly known as the Empress of the Land in the mortal world. You have to force the Jade Emperor and his elders and the Queen Mother of the West to make a bunch..."

When it came to the last one, Wu Kong and the third prince couldn't help but look at each other silently.

At their level, who doesn't know that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West are just pure colleagues?The husband of the Queen Mother of the West is the well-known Emperor Donghua, who is commonly known as the Prince of the East.Moreover, the priesthood given to Duke Dong in Taoist culture is to go on stage on Ding Maori to observe the situation of people who practice Taoism and learn immortals all over the world.

That is to say, Dong Wanggong is equivalent to the head of the organization in the Taoist priesthood system. He holds real power, but because he doesn't know how to market, he keeps a low profile. In the end, even his wife was falsely rumored to become the spouse of the Jade Emperor...

"That's why we can't save money on marketing and planning!" Boss Wu sighed while holding his junior brother's hand.

Ao Lie nodded approvingly, he felt as if he understood something.

"Junior brother, think about it, even a vixen whose background is not as good as yours can enjoy the incense of the human race in the mortal world, and the human race even married him a fox fairy lady, and even the lady was enshrined, not to mention your family background. The West Sea Dragon Palace is the noble blood of the Dragon Clan prince?"

"Don't worry, there is a severe drought in Guanzhong now. As long as you show your spirit and rain, I will have someone pack it for you at that time, and then ask the king of Tang to inscribe a plaque on your temple or something. Then you will be a mortal." The emperor personally certified the immortal."

It's all said, if Ao Lie can't figure out what Wu Hong is doing these things for, he is not the direct descendant of his ancestor who is good at marketing.

"When I can enjoy the incense in the mortal world, then please ask senior brother to find a few babysitters to make a statue of Qing'er and enshrine it by my side, then I will be a justifiable mother of dragons." Flushing, I can't wait to transform into my real body immediately, fly to Hanzhong, and let down a torrential rain that has never happened in a century!

Wu Kong: "..." I always feel that something big is about to happen in Guanzhong.

After thinking about it, Wu Hao still reminded His Royal Highness the third prince who couldn't stop his brains: "The people in the world have suffered from floods for many years, and the rain should come slowly. It can't fall too much at once. It's not good to be noticed by the heaven~"

"Then how much rain is going to fall? There must be a standard, right?" The third prince is a little anxious. After all, it is related to the incense between him and Qing'er in the mortal world in the future, and the amount of incense is directly related to the father's respect for Qing'er in the future. Can he not worry about his daughter-in-law's attitude?

"Well, you can check the incense burner on the incense table from time to time. If the incense burner is full, it means that the field is too dry. Go down until the pond in the field is full. If there is only half of the incense burner in the incense burner , then halve the rainwater, if it is sparse for several days and no one comes to offer incense, then there is no need for rain." Wu Hong thought for a while and gave him a fairly scientific measurement method.

As for water conservancy projects?Anyway, His Majesty Li Er is young and strong, and he will go to expand the territory in his spare time. Presumably he doesn't mind developing the infrastructure again, right?

"That's a good idea!" It's not difficult to determine the people's thirst for rainwater by observing the amount of incense in the incense burner. The third prince nodded with satisfaction, "Then what are you waiting for? It's not too late, senior brother, just wait for half a day , Qing'er and I packed our luggage, and we will go to Chang'an with you and Master."

Ao Qing heard that this method can be used to escape the dragon clan's strict demands on bloodlines. Apart from being pleasantly surprised, she couldn't help but be in awe of those mortals who can come up with such an idea: even gods can fake, and they still offer incense in a grand manner, It is estimated that only humans with strong beliefs can do this.

Because Ao Lie and Ao Qing were Tang Xuanzang's guests brought back to Chang'an City, Wu Kong didn't argue with him, and let Ao Lie and Ao Qing temporarily live in the Tang Mansion. Ao Lie went around the house and found the house of Elder Tang. It's really pitifully small, the combined house of Sanjin is not as big as the dragon bed he used to sleep in the Dragon Palace.

Ao Qing also felt the same way.However, when the young couple went shopping the next day, they asked about the prices of nearby houses by the way, and when they came back, they didn't say anything: I didn't expect such a small house like Elder Tang to be worth two hundred gold in the mortal world. If it is, it is almost worth more than 1000 gold coins!

Ao Lie's heart began to ache when he thought that if he was allowed to take out a thousand gold coins from his private house to buy such a small house.

"Qing'er, I..." Although I really want to give my beloved woman a home in Chang'an City, this home will cost a thousand gold coins!

"Your Highness, why don't we live in the temple? Didn't the elder brother say that in the future, there will be mortal believers building temples for you and me, and living in the temple can hear the prayers of the believers at any time? It's also very good." .” Ao Qing was also reluctant to spend so much gold coins to buy a house.

"Then live in the temple!" Ao Lie breathed a sigh of relief, and then added, "I have been wronged for a few years, and when my father divides me into a fief and water vein, we can build a dragon palace by then. Also live with me, Dragon Palace can't be too small."

The couple are just like Bei Piao who just arrived in the capital. They thought they could at least buy a single apartment in the capital with the money from selling a house in their hometown, but when they went there, they found that they couldn’t even buy a toilet with this money. If you want to go, you should save the money and go back to your hometown to build a small country villa.

Wu Hao didn't know the psychological changes of the young couple. In fact, Boss Wu had turned into a golden bee at this moment and flew to His Majesty Li Er's imperial garden.

Empress Changsun happened to take a group of concubines of His Majesty Li Er to enjoy the flowers in the back garden. It was the time when the spring flowers were blooming in Chang'an City. An old plum blossom was all gone, and it looked very special hidden among the clusters of flowers. rustic.

Boss Wu's eyes lit up: This is a plum tree that has become a fine tree!

There were people coming and going in the imperial garden, and fortunately there were many bees coming out to collect honey at this time of year. Wu Kong hid among the swarm of bees and quietly landed on the branch of the plum tree.

The plum tree spirit trembled, already aware that this was not an ordinary bee.