[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

Xue Yang's matter did not cause much disturbance in the entertainment industry. On the contrary, he was sure that Sun Wukong, who was bound to be unlucky this time, once again rushed to the hot spot by relying on the coquettish manipulation of Boss Wu and Dean Du. Search.

In fact, Xue Yang’s choice of the fan’s point is correct. Since Sun Wukong signed with Leshan Culture, the endorsements are not only super-first-line, but at least they are all big brands that can be named by the Star Alliance. Comparing with these brands For example, Boss Wu's online store is simply a 28-line coffee shop, at best it can only be regarded as an online celebrity shop, without even a brand trademark.For Sun Wukong, who can't find any black spots all over his body, "he used to endorse the Sanwu pheasant brand", which is simply the biggest stain for the big brands he is working with now.

The navy hired by Xue Yang uncovered this stain, and then more artists who wanted to kick Sun Wukong, a stumbling block, swarmed up, tore this point apart, magnified it, and almost brought the evidence to the brand to tell them: look!This person actually went to endorse the Sanwu Pheasant brand!Isn't this lowering the grade of your brand in disguise?Hurry up and let him go!Of course, it would be better if we could think about it...

Everything was arranged very reasonably, and the script was perfect, but unfortunately, everyone forgot that what they were facing was not a simple rookie in the entertainment industry, but a rookie with a golden finger...

After Huo Sui and Ren Fei reached a consensus, Boss Wu was the first to end——

"That's right, I'm the pheasant brand that chases stars online. To correct it, it's not Sanwu. Our store has a business license issued by Starnet, operates legally, and actively declares taxes. Finally, I want to ask: I asked my brother to give my store What's wrong with advertising?"

Clam? !

Netizens are collectively confused.They understood the previous paragraph, but the meaning of the last sentence is...

"Damn it! I said why before my Brother Monkey became popular, someone was willing to spend 1000 million star coins to take care of him, bah! I asked him to endorse him. It turned out to be my family..." The outstanding class representatives stood up and explained problem.

"Wait! So since our debut, brother monkey has not announced his family situation to the public, not because he was born in a poor family, but because he doesn't want to rely on his family?"

"So what the upstairs is saying is that if our Brother Monkey is not popular, we have to go home and inherit billions of dollars?"

"Hundreds of millions? The picture upstairs is broken! Come on, I got the tax declaration form of this online celebrity shop for everyone. According to the floating tax rate of 5%~9%, I will be considered the lowest one. This shop The turnover in the past six months has reached 35 billion star coins."

"I was gnawing on sugarcane, and my teeth almost collapsed in fright. Are you sure you didn't miscalculate a few decimal points upstairs? When did the Internet celebrity snack shop make so much money? 35 billion? Your math is taught by a physical education teacher, right? "

"The calculation of 35 billion is indeed wrong. This is calculated according to the tax rate. In fact, Xingwang has always had a tax reduction policy for the cultural industry, everyone! Keep your eyes open! This store does not sell food at all. His family Is it okay to be a purchasing agent? I roughly pulled out the list of new products that their store has put on shelves in the past six months, multiplied by the unit price, and added together, the turnover should be 43 billion yuan to be precise. Afterwards, the income should have exceeded 35 billion.”

Netizens who eat melons: "..." So, this rich shopkeeper named "Brother" Monkey King is really a relative of Monkey King?The after-tax income of 35 billion in half a year is almost catching up to one-tenth of Leshan Culture's annual income, and the annual income of ordinary medium-sized entertainment companies may not be able to achieve this amount.

So, if someone can generate 35 billion in revenue in half a year, what's wrong with taking out a mere 1000 million to endorse their relatives?If you have the ability, you can also find such a relative!

Netizens instantly felt like they were sitting on a tall lemon tree: They also want to have such a peerless relative.

What makes people vomit blood even more is that Mr. Du actually stood up and spoke——

"I said earlier that if you don't lack money at home, don't go around acting as an endorsement. Just act well. If you don't have enough money, you can come to my uncle to get it!"

Big, uncle?

The lemon spirits are trembling, what kind of fairy tale did they trigger?

The ones who want to tremble more than them are the artists who secretly followed Xue Yang to do things with rhythm. I heard that Xue Yang has been hidden by Leshan Culture in disguise. Du Leshan, a kind-faced and dark guy, will not find them on the head?

Many years later, when Sun Wukong had already secured the throne of Leshan No. [-] brother by virtue of his strength (force value) that surpassed all heroes, people in the circle couldn't help but reveal "You guys It’s best not to talk nonsense”, and Sun Wukong’s fans are more buddhist, black fans will always say: sorry for not making an appointment, I’m afraid my monkey cub is tired of playing in the entertainment industry, so I will go back and continue Tens of billions of property.

As for why it is determined that Sun Wukong is worth tens of billions?

According to unknown sources, Sun Wukong's family has already listed him as one of the heirs of the family fund, in black and white, even notarization has been done!

In this regard, Sun Wukong can only hehe, the tens of billions of net worth is also owned by Boss Wu, isn't he going to work hard in the entertainment industry to pay off the mortgage?Ren Fei, an insatiable fellow, seems to have gone to see the house again...Damn it!

People who have lived in the Star Alliance are very keen on buying a house. After issuing the statement, Wu Hong checked his account balance and found that there is still a lot of money that has not been spent, but the warehouse has been filled by him. Why? manage?

Of course, hurry up and buy a house as a warehouse!

Hearing that Li Shujing's aunt, Xingxian, and her friends occupied a large group of grottoes, Boss Wu's eyes lit up: the grottoes are great!There is a ready-made warehouse, and it is still in the territory of several monsters. It is not afraid of mortals who dare to go in and steal things without fear of death. It is perfect!

Seeing Boss Wu's eager expression, for some reason, Mo Li always had a bad premonition.

This bad premonition reached its peak when Boss Wu saw the admiration from the large grotto——

"This place is great! The terrain is high and dry, and these grottoes look like a maze, so it's perfect for a warehouse!"

Clam?What the hell is a warehouse?There was a hint of confusion in Li Shujing's beautiful big eyes.

Hearing that the little demon patrolling the mountain said that Mo Li was coming, Xingxian came out with a smile all over her face. The moment she saw Monkey King behind Mo Li, her smiling face froze instantly.

"This, isn't this the Great Sage?" Xingxian was dazed for a moment, forced a smile and greeted.

"Sister, do you know me? Why can't I remember where I met my sister?" Boss Wu asked knowingly.

As another banshee who wants to spend a good night with Elder Tang on the way to learn the scriptures, Xingxian really looks better than Chang'e, elegant and refined. In the original book, Xingxian can be regarded as a talented woman who is good at playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I don’t know Why can't I think about it, I have to think about hooking up with Elder Tang, isn't it a gift to Monkey King?

Moreover, Wu Cong very much suspected that this so-called Thorn Ridge was actually another test deliberately arranged by Guanyin Bodhisattva for Elder Tang on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures: the monsters who hijacked Elder Tang in the original book were not evil spirits in the traditional sense. On the contrary, they recite poems and paint paintings, sing and dance, and live in seclusion, which is really a rare pure land in troubled times.In other words, those who are a little less determined may stay in this thorny mountain and live a happy life in the world.

According to Boss Wu, this is actually quite good. How can a landlord be happy after learning from the scriptures?What's more, Thorn Ridge is not an ordinary small territory. It is said that these monsters have a radius of hundreds of miles. Fortunately, these monsters have no vanity. Otherwise, it would be more than enough to directly pull up a team to form a small country.

Hearing Wu Kong's jokes, Xingxian couldn't help crying secretly: the Bodhisattva asked them to set up a group of spirits here to test Tang Xuanzang, in order to teach him to break through the barriers, and the six tree demons in Thorn Ridge represent Buddhism. The so-called "six roots", only by cutting them off completely, can the six roots be purified and achieve a positive result.

Of course, it is impossible for them to accompany Guanyin Bodhisattva in this scene in vain. The Bodhisattva promised them that as long as Tang Xuanzang passed this test, they would have the opportunity to become immortals.

Don't look at Xingxian's "looks better than Chang'e", in fact, he just imitated it. Everyone is a born monster. Who doesn't want to become a fairy?Who wants to be struck by lightning from time to time?What's more, the other monsters among them are fine, the old man Fuyun's real body is an old bamboo, and he doesn't know when it will bloom, and the bamboo will hang up as soon as it blooms, even for this old thing, Xingxian will not Without losing face, according to the Bodhisattva's instructions, he arranged a seductive package for Elder Tang.

It's a pity that they waited and waited, the elder Tang did not wait to come to the west to learn the scriptures, but heard that Tang Xuanzang suffered from not being able to learn the scriptures, so he went back to the Tang Dynasty to return to the vulgar and become an official!

All the demons in Thorn Ridge were stunned, and old man Fuyun was so angry that the bamboo joints were about to burst.

It's a pity that even if they were so angry that they would not dare to say a word in front of Monkey King, they had all heard of his violent temper, and he dared to pee in the palm of Tathagata's palm, not to mention that they were just Where's the mountain goblin?

Without the support of Guanyin Bodhisattva, how could they dare to provoke the plague god Qi Tian~

Seeing Sister Xingxian welcoming her nephew and Sun Wukong in, all the monsters in Thorn Ridge hurriedly smiled and said hello to Wu Kong.

"Sit and sit! You're welcome, I'm just here to relax with Mo Li and pick up some souvenirs." Boss Wu waved his hand.

Clam?What are native products?The monsters in Thorn Ridge looked at each other.

Fortunately, Li Shujing was someone who had been there before, so he hurriedly gave them science education. In order to prove that he and Wu Hong were not liars, he generously took out a bag of spiced beef jerky and a small bag of Skittles and distributed them to several uncles.There is no way, his name is Aunt Xingxian, and the others in Thorn Ridge who are of the same generation as Xingxian are his elders.

"Hey, this jerky is a good dish for drinking!" Gu Zhigong and Ling Kongzi's eyes lit up. They usually like to drink a few sips when they have nothing to do. With this beef jerky, wouldn't it be nice to have it with wine?

"You boy, with such good things, why didn't you send them earlier?" Xingxian and Danfeng Yao like Skittles very much. In fact, nectar is not uncommon. When Xingxian blooms every year, he will leave the last Good nectar, but I don't know what this colorful neon-like candy is made of, and there are countless kinds of sweetness, which is far beyond the reach of nectar.

"Hehe, didn't I just come here? The main reason is that brother Wukong is too busy. It was so easy to come here, so I hurriedly invited him over. Auntie, don't you have a lot of dried apricots in there? It's cheaper to leave them for nothing If you kill ants, it’s better to exchange them for candy.”

Xingxian: "..." Although the truth is the same, why do these words sound so strange?

Also, it seems that they did not guard this Thorn Ridge to sell dried apricots, did they?