[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

Outside the Nantian Gate, Marshal Tianpeng sneezed hard and rubbed his nose. Zhu Bajie cheekily rubbed himself in front of Guangmu Tianwang's water mirror, and asked Guangmu Tianwang to help him adjust the channel to Datang Chang'an City. I want to see my wife.

Guangmu Tianwang ruthlessly rejected him.

The water mirror is used by the Heavenly Court to monitor the changes in the mortal world. How dare you want to fake public affairs for personal gain and peek at the little lady who has not yet left the court?Even if this little lady is still a nursing baby!

Zhu Bajie anxiously scratched his head and scratched his head, but recently Heavenly Court didn't know what to do, and checked his work every three days, which made it difficult for him to even sneak down to the earth.

At this time, Wu Kong came to the Nantian Gate.

The four heavenly kings guarding the Nantian Gate suddenly felt like they were facing a formidable enemy, and they looked at Wu Cong with the same eyes as a woman from a good family saw a devil entering the village... It can only be said that the psychological shadow that the Great Sage Equaling Heaven brought to the generals in the Heavenly Court is really amazing. too big!

What's more terrible is that this is not a wild monster that they want to fight now. It is said that this guy is now entrusting the decree of Tathagata and Guanyin Bodhisattva to escort Tang Xuanzang to the west to learn scriptures. Big brother, what else can they do?

I can only greet with a smile on my face.

The Four Heavenly Kings still don’t know that Tang Xuanzang has given up learning Buddhist scriptures. The main thing is, this matter is too embarrassing. Whether it is the Tathagata or the Jade Emperor, they are too embarrassed to tell people, oh, we did plan to engage in Buddhist scriptures. It's a trick to distract the attention of the heavens. I didn't expect an alien of unknown origin to suddenly appear, and even the Taishang Laojun, a prehistoric sage, couldn't figure out the origin of this alien...then they can still what to do?If this alien breaks into the territory of Western Buddhism and finds out their details, what awaits them next is unknown.

People in high positions usually have a lot of imagination. Thinking about it this way, Tathagata and Jade Emperor immediately pretended to forget about learning scriptures very tacitly.

Anyway, at the beginning, Avalokitesvara just appeared and gave Tang Xuanzang two worthless things to encourage him to learn scriptures bravely, but now Tang Xuanzang has failed the trust and expectations of the Buddha. If he went out, the world would only say that Tang Xuanzang was not devout enough to learn Buddhist scriptures. In this case, how could Tathagata and Jade Emperor tell this matter and be ridiculed for no reason?

Because of this, most of the gods in today’s court think that the Monkey King, who makes them a headache, is still accompanying Tang Xuanzang to learn scriptures, because there are two great Buddhas, Tathagata and Guanyin standing behind him, and the people in heaven do not dare to offend him too much .

"Oh, brothers, don't be nervous, I just came to see my second junior brother to catch up on the old days." Boss Wu is like a movie king, and he is familiar with playing the rogue Monkey King with ease.

The Four Heavenly Kings couldn't help but glanced at Marshal Tianpeng sympathetically: "This guy is really unlucky. He was forced to be Monkey King's second junior and was entangled by this rascal monkey head. How miserable is life?If it were them, they would probably want to jump to Zhuxiantai and be reborn right now.

Thinking of this, the four heavenly kings looked at each other, and pushed Zhu Bajie out in a tacit understanding: "It's a coincidence, hahaha, Marshal Tianpeng happened to come to Nantianmen to do business, so, if you talk, we brothers have to go Patrol." After saying that, he led the team and ran away without looking back.

joke!Stay now, in case this rogue monkey makes any rude requests, such as wanting to revisit the old place of the Queen Mother's Peach Garden, what should they do?Let them go, if the Poor Monkey steals the Queen Mother's flat peaches again, they will be punished by the Jade Emperor if they fail to guard the Nantian Gate;

"Eldest brother, you came just in time. The Jade Emperor has summoned me, so I have to go back to the Heavenly Court to guard. I don't know my daughter-in-law Cuilan..."

"Hey, look at this." Wu Kong casually threw the dried diaper into Zhu Bajie's arms.

Zhu Bajie hurriedly picked it up, sniffed it at the tip of his nose, and suddenly felt bad: "Brother, why does this smell like urine? It can't be..."

"You guessed right, this is your daughter-in-law's diaper." Wu Hong smiled, leaned in front of Zhu Bajie and said in a low voice, "Junior brother, it's not that senior brother said you, you said you lived in the heavenly court, you A daughter-in-law doesn’t even need a cotton diaper that can absorb water in the mortal world, look at the diaper in your hand, it’s soaked when it touches water, and you can’t even wrap it around your body, hey!”

"Then..." Zhu Bajie originally wanted to say that it would be better for me to go to the Weaver Girl to exchange for some brocade embroidery for you to bring back, but then I thought that the fairies in heaven are all wearing gauze skirts that are as thin as cicada wings and impervious to water. To make diapers, it doesn't matter if it doesn't absorb water. Once you urinate, you may immediately drip all over your body.

Zhu Bajie never imagined that the first problem he encountered was how to solve the problem that the baby's diapers were not absorbent enough.

"Oh, big brother, don't tease me. You must have a solution to this matter. Tell me quickly! What do you want me to do?" From the look on his face, he knew that this guy must know how to solve this matter, and this guy was as smart as a ghost, and he went to the heaven for a diaper, making it clear that he wanted him to help with the matter.

The most hateful thing is that this guy has a lot of eyes like a hornet's nest. He is obviously asking for something, but he wants to put on a face of "Oh, I didn't beg you. In fact, you really took advantage of me by helping me with this matter." , is simply hateful!He still has to be fooled!

"Actually, this matter is not difficult. My village happens to have cotton seeds brought back from the Western Regions. The cotton cloth woven from cotton is the most absorbent."

"Say it! What do you want?" Zhu Bajie stared at him vigilantly, and before Boss Wu could open his mouth, he hastily added, "Let me tell you first, the peach garden of the Queen Mother is now under the management of Erlang Shenjun himself. , don’t even think about Pantao.”

"Okay." In fact, Boss Wu really wanted to try to see if he could get some flat peaches. Although the elixir of heaven can prolong life for mortals, as the saying goes, it is three poisons of medicine. Natural and pollution-free fruits are the best to prolong life, but Zhu Bajie is obviously unwilling to pick (steal) flat peaches for himself. A life-prolonging elixir.

"You want me to go to Taishang Laojun's alchemy room to steal elixir?" Zhu Bajie almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"I know you don't dare!" Wu Hao rolled his eyes at him, and waved his hands disdainfully, "Forget it, I won't embarrass you anymore. Seeing you like this, I know you dare not go to Laojun for pills. Forget it, You can go and see if there are any suitable ones from other gods, I don’t ask for more, just one elixir can make ordinary people live three to five hundred years longer.”

Zhu Bajie breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that he was not asked to steal medicine from Taishang Laojun's alchemy room.

When Boss Wu saw the expression on his face suddenly relaxed, he felt a little happy, Xiao Mian, dare to fight with me?Routine will not kill you!

In fact, Wu Kong never planned to let Zhu Bajie go to Taishang Laojun's alchemy room to steal pills from the very beginning. Firstly, Zhu Bajie didn't have such courage, and secondly, there were so many pills in Taishang Laojun's alchemy room. Even if Zhu Bajie finds a way to sneak in, what if he doesn't steal the elixir that prolongs life?It is said that there are still many poisons that are hard to find in the Three Realms in the alchemy room of the Supreme Lord... How could it be possible for Wu Kong to test the medicine with his parents' lives?

The reason why Zhu Bajie had this misunderstanding was nothing more than a psychological suggestion. From the beginning, he was given an impossible task, and after he refused, he proposed a relatively less difficult task. Zhu Bajie really took the bait up.

"It's not too bad. Do you need this medicine urgently? I can't leave the heaven these days. If you need it urgently, why don't you just wait here for a while and I'll look for it." It is related to the health of the daughter-in-law. He didn't dare to delay time with Wu Kong.Besides, he is an old man in the heaven after all, and he has some acquaintances in the heaven anyway, people in the Taoist school, alchemy is as common as knocking on wooden fish at the Buddhist gate, Zhu Bajie thought as he walked, anyway, he is idle now, or else he is looking for People learn how to make alchemy?After all, a daughter-in-law is a mortal body, and it is a problem that her body does not adapt to the heaven!

Wu Hao was bored waiting outside the Nantian Gate, so she wanted to browse the Star Network to see what else was good to buy, but unexpectedly, after pressing a few times, it would not start!

This scared Boss Wu into a cold sweat.

He wouldn't be so crow-mouthed, would he?

A few days ago, I was just thinking about whether his terminal would suddenly malfunction at some point, it can't be fulfilled so soon, right?

Wu Hao's heart beat like a drum, and trembling hands pressed the reset button. This button is a transfer device set up by Xingwang for personal terminals. In the past, when the technology was not developed enough, when traveling between planets with personal terminals, the network connection often failed. Under normal circumstances, the system is forced to restart, and the system can automatically transfer to the local network. However, this is not a planet under the jurisdiction of the Star Alliance!

Sure enough, after restarting, there is still a blue screen.

Wu Kong almost wanted to cry.

The only thing he hopes now is whether there is some signal shielding formation in the heavenly court, which can intercept all the signals of the star network. In this case, when he returns to the mortal world, there may be hope that he can connect back, otherwise... he With those huge deposits and countless rewards in the account, the Star Alliance really can only be cheap.

Fortunately, Zhu Bajie was concerned about his wife, so he soon got the elixir Wu Kong wanted and came back.

At this moment, Boss Wu was not in the mood to tease Zhu Bajie anymore, and after promising to help him replace all Yuwen Nishang's diapers with pure cotton fabrics, he left in a hurry.

Seeing him go, the four heavenly kings came back one by one pretending nothing happened, and tried to find out from Zhu Bajie why the monkey came to the Heavenly Court. They were quite curious.

No matter how stupid Zhu Bajie is, it is impossible for him to talk nonsense about the fact that he secretly helped Sun Wukong get the life-extending pill. This kind of thing is strictly prohibited in the Heavenly Court. Although everyone often violates the laws of the Heavenly Court secretly, no one will be stupid Tell people that you have broken the law.

Zhu Bajie has just been tricked by Monkey King, and he is not happy. When he sees the four heavenly kings approaching him, he rolls his eyes, "Okay, when that monkey came to beat the autumn wind just now, all of you are so disrespectful." Just pushed me out, now... Hehe!

Don't you want to know what Monkey King is doing in Heaven?

Zhu Bajie grabbed the Four Heavenly Kings——

"The elder brothers came at the right time. Just now my senior brother said that his master is delicate and frail. He was infected with diseases every three days. Seeing that he couldn't finish translating the Buddhist scriptures and was going to see the Buddha, he wanted to ask me to prolong his life." You also know that my younger brother has just repaired the Marshal's Mansion, so money is very tight, I don't know how many brothers..."

The four heavenly kings did not expect that Zhu Bajie wanted to borrow money from them. If Zhu Bajie asked for other genius treasures, they could still find an excuse to say that they did not have them, but the problem is that what Zhu Bajie asked them to borrow was gold and silver?don't they?

Yes, I have!And a lot.But why?They just wanted to hear gossip, but it turned out that the gossip was not popular at all, and they even had to pay extra!

The four heavenly kings were slapped with pain by Zhu Bajie.do not give?This is the junior brother of that shameless monkey, if he offends him, Zhu Bajie will recruit Monkey King again next time... Thinking of that scene, the four heavenly kings suddenly felt that spending such a small amount of money was right to eliminate the disaster.

Counting the money he "borrowed" from the Four Heavenly Kings, Zhu Bajie happily decided to go back and give his wife a few sets of exquisite haircuts. His daughter-in-law is so beautiful, he should use the most exquisite jewelry headdresses.

As for the Four Heavenly Kings?

snort!Dare to push him to block the gun?Still want to see yourself laughing?These silvers should be regarded as tea money for them to watch the excitement.