[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

Flying all the way from the Heishui River to Chang'an City with a sullen face, Tang Xuanzang almost didn't even have time to change his clothes, and ran directly to face the saint.

Just kidding, how can it reflect the difficulties and obstacles on his journey without being "travelling and dusty"?

Wu Hong was not idle either, the space in the letter was limited, and he simply said "Chen Zhuangyuan met the queen again and again outside the palace". Understand clearly.

Wu Hao went directly to the shop run by Xie Miaosha in Xishi.

Xie Miaosha took the caravan to Kucha to do business, but the shop was still as lively as usual, Wu Kong poked his head in and looked inside, and immediately understood the reason for the booming business in the shop——

Although Sister Xiezijing left temporarily, she wisely left behind a newly recruited capable person: Sister Mouse Jing as the temporary shopkeeper.

This mouse spirit is not the golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit in Journey to the West. This guy is a local monster in Chang'an City. He has low mana. He originally stole some cultivation by rubbing incense in several temples in the West City. Sister Scorpion Jing came to Chang'an After the city, he gathered forces around and took her under his command.

Wu Hao thinks that Sister Xiezijing’s first criterion for gathering monsters should be to look at the face. This local mouse spirit really looks very in line with the aesthetics of the Tang people. The bun looks like a pile of crows, the ten fingers are like springing bamboo shoots, the powder is like a silver basin, and the body is graceful. With a soft voice, a wink flew over, let alone shopping, the male customers in the shop wished to send up the silver with both hands, just for the beauty to say "Thank you for taking care of me", the bones are quick Crispy.

Worried that he would be besieged by male fans of the mouse spirit, Boss Wu could only secretly sneak into the backyard, and let the little demon guarding the backyard go to the front and call the mouse spirit in.

Mouse Jing is worthy of being a general in charge of intelligence under Sister Xie Zijing. Hearing that Wu Hao wanted to know about the scandal between Chen Zhuangyuan and the Queen of Xiliang, she immediately revealed all the information she had collected during this period.

When it comes to spying on intelligence and collecting information, a mouse is comparable to a movable camera. The mouse spirit can command the mice in the entire Chang'an City, let alone the Chen family, and even the imperial palace, where there are many layers of troops, as long as she thinks, she can't get any information. arrive?

After listening to the information provided by Mouse Jing, Boss Wu was speechless for a while.

He felt that it was really a waste for Elder Tang to return to Datang full of anger this time, and to bring so much information about Kucha that King Tang desperately needed.

The truth of the matter is not at all that the king of Xiliang's female country was forced by a shameless idiot, but that Chen Zhuangyuan, who has always been an idiot, was tricked by a scheming queen.

The queen never expected that the biggest trouble she encountered when she came to the Great Tang Dynasty to meet the king of Tang was neither from making things difficult for the king of Tang, nor from the contempt of the nobles of the Central Plains, but from the harassment of a psychopath!

The Queen of the Xiliang Country came to see the Tang Dynasty in person. His Majesty Li Er was overjoyed. In order to show the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty in front of the Queen, he immediately announced the lifting of the three-day curfew in Chang'an City.

The Queen gladly went.

Then, he was bumped into by Chen Guangrui at the night market.

What's ridiculous is that at that time, Chen Guangrui was going to Pingkang Fang to listen to music with some friends who had tigresses. Unexpectedly, when he looked up, in the dimly lit place, he saw the queen's hibiscus face, which was very similar to his late wife.

Chen Guangrui's brain became hot, and he rushed over at that time, but was captured on the spot by the imperial guards guarding secretly.

A saint travels, let alone a mere fifth-rank official, even if you have a title, you will not want to get close without a saint's call. I'm afraid there is no way out.

Someone recognized it after stopping it, huh?Isn't this Yin Kaishan's unlucky son-in-law?

No matter what happened to the dead, people will always feel pity. Someone immediately reported this matter to His Majesty Li Er. I am afraid that if it is too late, this guy will be sent to experience the three-day tour of the official prison.

When Majesty Li Er heard that it was Yin Kaishan's son-in-law, he waved his hand and asked people to let him go, and did not call anyone to come forward for questioning.His Majesty Li Er doesn't like this Chen Guangrui very much, mainly because this guy is too ignorant. After knowing that he killed his younger brother Li Yuanji, he took Li Yuanji's wife, Princess Qi Yang, into the harem and canonized him as Concubine Shu. What he said in front of a woman should be steadfast and chaste, obviously meant to imply him in person!

If this guy wasn't Yin Kaishan's son-in-law, His Majesty Li Er would have already kicked his feet and sent him to Cochin to catch fish.

Regrettably, the ministers in charge of accompanying the Queen to go shopping were all court ministers, and no one knew Yin Wenjiao, the former daughter of Prime Minister Yin's beloved, otherwise, when the female dynasty met, someone should have guessed why Chen Guangrui rushed over.

However, civil and military officials were not kept in the dark for too long, because in the next few days, Chen Guangrui followed like a demon, guarding outside the post house every day, no matter whether the Queen was going to visit the Tang King, or When I go to the nearby Da Ci'en Temple to offer incense, I can always "encounter" this middle-aged man with a clear face and sad eyes.

To be honest, Chen Guangrui is not bad looking, at least at his age, he is well maintained, but who is the queen?She has been in charge of Xiliang women's country for many years. I don't know how many people have presented beautiful men to her, and she is basically immune to beauty.Moreover, unlike Yin Wenjiao in the previous life, the queen's pursuit of power is far greater than her desire for masculinity. If Tang Xuanzang hadn't been in the name of the Tang king's younger brother, he would not have gotten into the queen's eyes.What's more, Chen Guangrui is too old, and the Queen doesn't have any Electra complex, so naturally she doesn't like him.

But this Chen Guangrui seemed to be bewitched, not only blocked the queen again and again, saying "Jiaojiao, you are back" with tears in his eyes, but also pretended to be affectionate drinking and composing poems, in the name of missing his dead wife Connotation Queen.

In short, he wanted to tell everyone in Chang'an City that the king of the Xiliang Lady Country was the reincarnation of his dead wife, and now the marriage was destined, and God sent the queen to Chang'an City to meet their Majesty, just to renew their relationship!Anyone who dares not agree is against the will of God!

As soon as the queen heard the rumors outside, she suddenly felt ill.

She has always been the only one who deceives others. Even if he is as shrewd as Tang Xuanzang's master and apprentice, he can't get much benefit from her. This old man with a pale face like a ghost must be out of his mind, right?You really want old cows to eat tender grass, and there are many female slaves in the West Market who can be sold for two taels of silver. If you don’t pay more dowry, it is not impossible for a young and beautiful lady from a small family to marry as a second wife.

How dare you covet her?

Fortunately, Chen Guangrui has a good son. Before Her Majesty made the move, she suddenly thought that this bad old man was Elder Tang's biological father, so she didn't do anything cruel. Otherwise, when Elder Tang returned to Chang'an City, he would probably be able to attend Chen Guangrui's funeral directly.

Even so, the queen did not spare him lightly.

Hitting a snake and hitting seven inches, when the queen was directly summoned by His Majesty Li Er, she jokingly mentioned Elder Tang's father, saying that he was getting old, and his only son had also devoted himself to Buddhism, and went to promote Buddhism for the Buddha. It was really pitiful. I heard that they are all crazy now, and when they see the little lady, they say that she looks like his deceased daughter-in-law, probably because of bad feng shui in the old house, and something evil happened. "Suggestion" His Majesty Li Er should find a quieter temple, and let Elder Tang's father accept the influence of Buddhism, maybe it will be good if he can influence others?

If Chen Guangrui could become an eminent monk after being influenced by the Dharma, wouldn't it be an honor for all ages to produce two eminent monks from the Chen family?

His Majesty Li Er almost died laughing.

Dang even ordered people to go to the Chen family to pass the decree, saying that His Majesty sympathized with Elder Tang's pains in his journey to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. In the Buddhist hall, since Chen Zhuangyuan misses his dead wife so much, he should go to Huayan Temple and recite the rebirth mantra thousands of times for his late wife Yin Wenjiao.

"So, now Chen Zhuangyuan has been sent by His Majesty to Huayan Temple for recuperation?" After listening to the mouse spirit's report, Boss Wu was stunned.

Can you still do this?Her Majesty is mighty!

"More than that! Your Majesty also said that although Chen Zhuangyuan misses his dead wife and can't bear to marry again, the Chen family can't have any children because of this. He specially ordered someone to pass on an order to let the Chen family in Haizhou look after his wife. Just wait When he returned from the Huayan Temple to practice, he was ordered to marry a wife and have children."

Don't even think about the queen, unless His Majesty Li Er wants to immediately push the Xiliang Women's Kingdom into the camp of hostile forces, otherwise, let a bad old man marry the young and beautiful Queen?This is not marriage but enmity.

What's more, Her Majesty the Queen has already vaccinated the King of Tang for Zhu Bajie in advance, saying that she happens to have a younger generation who admires the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty, but she is still young, and she will wait until she is older in a few years and can bear the long-distance travel. Send someone to send him to Chang'an City to study. At that time, it is necessary to ask Tang Wang, an elder, to look after him for marriage.

After all, the king of Tang has now recognized the queen as his righteous sister. After all, the queen's younger generation should also call His Majesty Li Er the emperor's uncle, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they are elders.

His Majesty Li Er was very satisfied with the queen's understanding.It is impossible for him to hold the king of the Xiliang female country as a hostage. In contrast, the queen's younger generation just happens to be a proton in terms of age and status. What's more, the queen entrusted the marriage of this proton to him In your hands, this is simply too much in line with His Majesty Li Er's wishes, isn't it?

"Hahahaha~ Elder Tang, you don't know, you are now rounded up, and you can be regarded as your father's senior. After all, he just entered Buddhism, and you are already a well-known holy monk in the whole country hahaha." When he went back at night, Boss Wu couldn't wait He shared this good news with Tang Xuanzang.

"It's a pity that I have those good things." It is impossible for His Majesty Li Er to gossip about Tang Xuanzang. Elder Tang really just heard the news, and his face turned dark after hearing the news.

He doesn't feel sorry for his bad father, what he loves is the information that was sent out for nothing. Originally, according to his plan, these things should be sent out step by step. Send it up when the war in Kucha starts, so that he can harvest Tang Wang's trust and rewards step by step. He is confident that after returning to Datang, he will get himself a treatment comparable to that of the Duke of the United States, plus boss Wu to get him outside Chang'an City. A large piece of land.

It's all right now, thinking of the title and various rewards that he gave up in vain, Elder Tang's heart aches so badly that he can't breathe.

"Calm down, it's not bad to think about it carefully. At least, after this incident, he will no longer be able to use your mother as an excuse all day long. Why not regret it? Pooh! I really can't bear your mother, throw yourself into the river , taking poison, and hanging himself, there are many ways to follow your mother. He is good, crying and telling people that he can't bear your mother, and at the same time chasing Her Majesty the Queen. This is all right, and no one in Chang'an City will believe him again. It's gone." Wu Kong reassured him.

In a word, the money can be earned again, His Majesty Li Er's favorability can be increased again, and if you can spend some money to send this disgusting thing to the temple and lock it up, Wu Hao instantly feels that the air in the entire Chang'an City is fresh .

"That's the only way to go." Tang Xuanzang really didn't want to see his miserable father again. In contrast, what Wu Kong said was really reasonable, so he just spent some money to buy a clean.

"By the way, what do your parents usually like?"

"Ah?" Boss Wu stared at Elder Tang in confusion.

"How long do you think you and I can hide from your parents? Before they get suspicious, prepare some gifts, and I will go back with you, so I can explain it." Elder Tang rubbed his forehead.

This was another reason why he didn't want to go back to Chang'an City. He could hide it from others, but he couldn't hide it from his own people. It would be better to explain it clearly at the beginning.

"Thank you for reminding me, I almost forgot." Wu Hong wiped off his cold sweat. His parents' IQs are really not something to fool.