[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

"Brother, where did you get the treasure?" Zhu Bajie couldn't help but wondered, he had never seen such a rare gemstone necklace before, where did Monkey King get it?

Zhu Bajie decided to go to the senior brother to inquire about it when he turned around. He also wanted to get a bunch of them. When he came back from learning the scriptures, he could use them as a dowry gift when he went to Gao Laozhuang to marry Cuilan. Wouldn't it be very face-saving?

"Shut up!" Sha Wujing was so annoyed by this pig spirit, he couldn't wait to go back to Gao Laozhuang?

King Jinjiao and King Yinjiao originally wanted to capture Tang Sanzang and go back to present their mother's birthday, but they didn't expect that they came up to say that they came here specially to celebrate their old mother's birthday. The two brothers looked at each other, feeling a little embarrassed.

They came here specially to pay respects to their mother's birthday with good intentions, but they almost caught the distinguished guest and ate them. What's the matter?

Monsters also want face, especially King Jinjiao and King Yinjiao are two dutiful sons. If Sun Wukong directly used treasures to curry favor with them today, maybe they would not necessarily let Tang Sanzang go, but this Sun Wukong opened his mouth and said he was here to give Mother's birthday celebration, if they even catch and eat the distinguished guests who celebrated their mother's birthday, how will the monsters in the world think of them and brothers?Who would dare to come to pay respects to mother's birthday in the future?

"I think it must be that the little demon patrolling the mountain never made it clear that our master and apprentice wanted to rest here for one night, and then went to visit the two kings early this morning. Who would have thought that there would be a misunderstanding." Wu Kong saw the two monsters face to face Embarrassed, knowing that they were saving face, she immediately built a ladder for them.

King Jinjiao and King Yinjiao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and climbed down the ladder. First, they reprimanded the little demon patrolling the mountain for "misreporting military information", and then warmly invited Tang Sanzang and his disciples to their cave, Pingdingshan Lotus Cave is a guest.

What is this God unfolding?

Tang Sanzang couldn't help but look around, that's right, further on here is the Lotus Cave in Pingdingshan where even Wukong almost stumbled in his previous life. The magic weapon stolen from Jun has always been very arrogant, why is it that they want to invite their master and apprentice to the cave as guests now?Are you sure you are going to be a guest instead of "cooking"?

Of course not cooking.

The greatest weakness of King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn in this life is their nine-tailed fox mother. Sun Wukong used "to congratulate his mother on her birthday" as an excuse, which really pinpointed the veins of the two brothers, definitely!

Just like Zhu Bajie, King Jinjiao’s younger brother, King Yinjiao, is also a curious baby. Immediately, he couldn’t help asking Sun Wukong, where did he get this rare gemstone necklace? He didn’t really want to find out anything. It was curiosity. After all, the two brothers had seen many treasures. They even stole the magic weapon of the Taishang Laojun, but they had never seen such a treasure in Monkey King's hands. It really made people curious.

Hearing this, Tang Sanzang couldn't help looking over.

When Wu Hong bought this necklace last night, she had already thought that this would happen, so she unhurriedly pulled out the reason that she had thought about long ago——

Tang Sanzang and others all know that the reason why Sun Wukong is so powerful is because he once worshiped the ancestor Bodhi as his teacher, so he has learned all kinds of skills, such as 72 changes, somersaulting clouds, moving mountains and shrinking land, and fixing the body. When he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, even the Four Heavenly Kings were not his opponents, and almost overthrew most of the heavenly generals.Wu Hao also read this passage carefully, and immediately lied that he was on the way back from apprenticeship, passing by a fairy island by chance, met a hermit fairy, and got some rare treasures in the world.

Tang Sanzang didn't believe his nonsense at all. As for Sun Wukong's temperament of showing off when he has nothing to do, if he got such a rare treasure, could he bear to hide it until now?

However, he would not expose Sun Wukong in front of everyone, especially these two monsters. After all, they turned from prisoners to guests of these two monsters because Monkey King took out this gem necklace?

Sha Wujing still kept silent, carrying the luggage of the master and apprentice diligently, only Zhu Bajie, who was planning to secretly ask Sun Wukong to find out where the gemstone necklace came from, so he squeezed away unceremoniously King Yinjiao asked Sun Wukong where the fairy island was, but he also wanted to ask for a bunch of gems as a betrothal gift for Cuilan...

The King of Golden Horn and the King of Silver Horn were skeptical at first, but when they heard that Zhu Bajie had never seen the string of gems in Sun Wukong's hands, they were delighted, thinking that Sun Wukong was really kind enough to take out such a precious gift as his mother's birthday gift, Once excited, he ordered his little demons to catch some fat and tender people to serve wine to the distinguished guests.

Wu Hong almost didn't spit it out.

What's the matter with these monsters?Why do you have to grab a few people to eat at every turn?Didn't you see their master's face is almost green?

Following Monkey King's line of sight, King Golden Horn also saw Tang Sanzang as a mortal, and the atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.The two brothers patronized Sun Wukong, a monster of the same kind, and almost forgot that his master, Monkey King, was a real mortal. If he said in front of a mortal that he wanted to catch a few people to eat, wouldn't it be scolding the bald donkey in front of a monk? ?

"Haha...what's so delicious about human flesh? I heard that the two great kings served the old lady with great filial piety, and found countless delicacies from mountains and seas to offer to the old lady. My brother, I have always been greedy, and I like to try new things. I don't know if I have such a good fortune this time... "Wu Hao hurriedly took over the conversation, and gave his witty self [-] likes in his heart.

He is really a little diplomat who defuses embarrassment!

The Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King said the wrong thing twice in one day, and put themselves on the fire, so embarrassed that they immediately climbed down the ladder handed over by Monkey King. Dare to speak.

The two brothers are socially awkward, once they open their mouths, the boat of friendship will capsize in minutes, there is no way, it is born!

On the contrary, Wu Hao, using what he said just now, started to talk nonsense with the King of Golden Horn about the overseas fairy islands, especially the rouge and gouache used by the immortals. Moisturizes the skin, it won't fall off a layer of skin as soon as you rub it like those powders on the market.

Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard the words, and there were a few banshees in the team who were even more fascinated, wishing to squeeze their king out so that they could listen closely.

The Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King didn't expect that Sun Wukong was so familiar with women's things, so they took his hand and became more and more intimate. The three big men exchanged words to choose rouge for the woman When it comes to the experience of gouache, Sun Wukong even rolled up his sleeves, found a set of cosmetics from nowhere, and pulled a banshee as a model to demonstrate the magic of cosmetics to everyone.

It's pitiful to say that you have to be proficient in all eighteen martial arts to be a purchasing agent, especially women and children earn the most money. In order to serve these wealthy customers well, Wu Cong not only learned how to make up, but also knew how to make money. What are the nuances of different brands of milk powder? However, his makeup skills are not as good as the supernatural head-changing technique, but for the ancients who can only simply smear a face into a pale, his makeup skills are already inferior. Called "magic skills".

The banshee who was pulled over to be a model always felt that her eyes were not big enough, her nose bridge was not straight enough, and her mouth was bigger than ordinary humans. She was definitely not among the beauties in the mainstream aesthetics of this era. Tinkering, the eyes have become bigger, the bridge of the nose is also higher, the mouth was originally a bit too big, the middle of the lips is dotted, and the corners of the mouth have been slightly processed, and the smile is very charming. With the amber eyes of the banshee, there is an exotic feeling. Seeing the charm of Yao Ji, even the King of Golden Horn was stunned for a while.

Didn't expect that the banshee under him, who usually keeps her head down and doesn't speak, is actually pretty good-looking?

The Golden Horn King blushed.

"Quick! Hurry up and invite mother!" King Yinjiao is still the most filial, knowing that his mother loves to tinker with these rouge powders, so he immediately ordered someone to go to Yalong Cave in Yalong Mountain to invite the old mother to come over, so that the old lady's men are useless. The grooming lady also learns this novel makeup technique.

Before arriving at the Lotus Cave in Pingding Mountain, the news that a fairy master who can make up magic has come to the mountain has spread throughout the caves of King Jinjiao and King Yinjiao. My lord, I hope I can learn this miraculous make-up technique from the immortal master, even if it is just a few tricks, it will be able to overwhelm the crowd.

Tang Sanzang and his disciples received the highest standard of reception.The two monster kings didn't say anything about cannibalism, and only ordered their little monsters to hunt the freshest and most tender prey to entertain the "eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty".

Although in the eyes of King Jinjiao and King Yinjiao, those sour and obscure things spread by Buddhism are really disappointing, but who made Tang Sanzang have an apprentice who knows magical makeup skills?For the sake of Sun Wukong, they can't be rude in front of Tang Sanzang.

"The two elder brothers are so filial!" Wu Hao couldn't help sighing, "I originally hid a box of rouge gouache made by Xian'e, thinking that if I had nowhere to go when I came back from learning the scriptures, I would find someone to sell this treasure , so that I can exchange some belongings..."

King Jinjiao and King Yinjiao's eyes lit up, and they couldn't help but move closer.

Unexpectedly, Monkey King didn't mean to take out anything at all. Is this because he is sure that they can't afford it?

The two local tyrants felt deeply insulted. They even stole the magic weapon of the Taishang Laojun, and they couldn't afford a mere box of rouge and gouache?

Tang Sanzang couldn't bear to look directly at it, Wukong made it clear that he wanted to slaughter the pair of fat sheep, but these two sheep still foolishly bumped themselves into the knife's edge.

"Brother, please make an offer! My brothers don't say they are rich in the world, they have accumulated some wealth over the years, and it's not enough to buy a box of rouge and gouache for my mother. The silver horn is dissatisfied.

King Golden Horn nodded in agreement, that's why!In the matter of filial piety to their mother, no one can steal the limelight from the two brothers!

Wu Kong ignored them.

The ones that are too easy to get can’t be sold at a good price, not to mention that he is the exclusive purchasing agent, and the whole continent will never find a second copy of good things, let alone a mere fruit, and now he plans to exchange for more fruits and even medicinal materials Well, precious metals such as gold and silver may be very valuable in this continent, but in their era, gold and silver were really just a kind of decoration, incomparable with various rare and rare plant seeds.

Hearing that Wu Hao said that he didn't want gold, silver or treasures, as long as King Jinjiao and King Yinjiao would prepare some rare plant seeds and seedlings on their land, Tang Sanzang raised his eyebrows and looked for precious medicinal materials that were not available in the eastern land. , It is also one of the important tasks of his westward journey.

Could it be that Wukong is also...

Tang Sanzang suddenly became restless.