[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

Tang Xuanzang and his entourage stopped the Queen of Xiliang Queen and his entourage in a canyon only a few miles away from the border of the Tang Dynasty.

It can be considered that they are lucky, the queen is very concerned about personal image, even if this trip is intended to be attached to Datang, she must enter Datang's territory decently.The desert is very windy and sandy. The Queen and his party trekked hundreds of miles to the border of Datang. The group has long been dusty, and even the Queen's gorgeous car is covered with wind and sand. Tang, a country bumpkin begging for food, even ordered to rest on the spot.

In order to satisfy the queen's desire to bathe and change clothes, the palace guards searched for a long time before finding a small oasis in this canyon.

When Tang Xuanzang and his disciples found the queen and his party, the queen had just finished bathing and recuperating, just like all the women in later generations who had just done a complete set of maintenance, she was in a particularly good mood.

It was also Zhu Bajie who was lucky and caught up with the Queen when he was in a good mood. He also heard that Zhu Bajie was Tang Xuanzang's second disciple. The Queen pondered for a moment and readily agreed.

Since the last time she used Tang Xuanzang's connections to get in touch with the King of Tang, the queen has put in a lot of hard work to study the relationship between the Tang royal family and high-level officials. Until then, she vaguely figured out a little bit: why Tang Xuanzang's status in the Tang Dynasty is so detached. He is said to be the righteous brother of the Tang king, but he is more powerful in political affairs than the Tang king's younger brother.

After all, they are all sons and grandsons of the dragon, and the king of Tang himself snatched his throne from his own brother. Naturally, he was somewhat wary of his other younger brothers with royal blood, but Tang Xuanzang was different. All his status Both honor and glory are given by the King of Tang. To continue to maintain this transcendent status, Tang Xuanzang must stand unswervingly behind the King of Tang.

This is simply the direct lineage of Tang Wang!After thinking about this point, the queen has been thinking about how to further develop a good relationship with Tang Xuanzang. I heard that the temples in Tang Dynasty like to use spices from the Western Regions. This time she came to Chang'an and brought a lot of spices. It was sent to the temple under the name of Tang Xuanzang. Unexpectedly, the spice attack had not yet started, but Tang Xuanzang came to the door on his own initiative.

Regarding what Zhu Bajie said, the youngest daughter of the Yuwen family was the reincarnation of his wife. The queen didn't go into it. From this point of view, the queen is actually the same kind of person as the king of Tang. She doesn't care why the people below do a certain thing, she just needs to make sure that this thing is beneficial to her, and that's enough.

Tang Xuanzang was sure of this point, so that Zhu Bajie told the queen the real reason why he wanted to marry Yuwen Nishang without any concealment.He knew the queen wouldn't believe it, but she didn't care.

Such a calm and calculating queen made Tang Xuanzang feel relieved, but he couldn't help feeling a little melancholy. He knew it was wrong, but he just missed the only tender memories left by his mother in his previous life.

Having recognized his god-in-law, Zhu Bajie originally wanted to go back to Chang'an City with them as the queen's foster brother, so he took the opportunity to get close to the reincarnated Gao Cuilan, but was suppressed by the joint efforts of Elder Tang and Wu Kong——

"Even if it's your daughter-in-law, she can't even walk now, so you just want to come to make an appointment? Are you afraid that you want to be beaten to death by General Yuwen?!" Wu Kong grabbed Zhu Bajie by the ear.

"This move is really inappropriate. You are going to Chang'an with the Queen to meet His Majesty. You are still young. Even if you have never asked to marry the noble daughter of Chang'an, if Your Majesty intends to marry Xiliang, I am afraid that you will not be able to escape. " Tang Xuanzang shook his head slightly, pointing out, "Your Majesty will definitely not let you marry a baby girl who is still in its infancy."

The idea of ​​reincarnation is too absurd.Even if Tang Wang wanted to marry Xiliang, it was impossible to choose a newborn baby. This matter is irrelevant to humanity. If it is really necessary for the great cause of the Western Expedition, let alone an infant, it is not impossible to marry by fingertips.The main reason is that the infant mortality rate in this era is very high. To put it bluntly, who knows if Yuwen Nishang can survive to the day of marriage?

"Brother Yu, didn't you go to the Western Paradise to seek the scriptures? Why are you here?" After talking about the serious matter, the queen suddenly asked with a smile.

Tang Xuanzang couldn't help but rolled his eyes silently in his heart.

How could he feel that the king of the daughter country in front of him was like his biological mother in the previous life?This matter should be left to his mother. If someone he knows encounters embarrassing things, with his mother's gentle and considerate temperament, not only can't make jokes, but she might even help smooth things over. The queen is fine, and she even asks questions knowingly.

Needless to say?The purpose of learning the scriptures was to prepare for the unification of the Western Regions by King Tang; if he didn't, it was naturally because he now had a more important task than learning the scriptures.

Want to get the words out of his mouth?If the queen hadn't been the reincarnation of his own mother, with Tang Xuanzang's current violent temper, he might have already started digging holes to bury people.

"That's all right, all right, Your Majesty, don't make fun of my master, here are all our own people, we Ming people don't speak dark words, master doesn't go west, it's the best for Xiliang female country, this principle, the queen You're wise and wise, you probably don't understand it?" Wu Hong pouted, Elder Tang had explained this truth to him before.

This is also a little selfishness of Tang Xuanzang.

If he continues to move forward, he will be escorted by Wu Kong. As long as he carefully avoids the monsters on the way to learn the scriptures in his previous life, he may not be able to bring back more information on the countries that are farther west from the Western Regions to the King of Tang. But, in this way, One is that the battle line is too long, which is of no benefit to the people. Two, since the king of Tang has obtained all the information from him, the value of the Xiliang women's surrender is not as great as it is now.

That's what Elder Tang told him at the time——

"Even if you and I have gone farther, some things can only be buried in our hearts forever. It's better not to say it than to say it."

The Tang Dynasty is already strong enough, and it will become even stronger in the next few decades. Seeing such a behemoth entrenched in the east turn into a pile of ashes and dregs in the long river of history, Tang Xuanzang said that prosperity and decline are the development of all things. The laws of nature, a mortal like him, there is no way to twist with the way of heaven, it is better to let nature take its course.

Otherwise, there are no hot weapons at this time. If the king of Tang goes crazy and wants to unify the Western Regions before he dies, wouldn't the people of Tang Dynasty have to fight for decades?Then he and Boss Wu have to pay a lot more taxes?Forget it then.

At this moment, Elder Tang and Boss Wu looked at each other and smiled, with a tacit understanding.

The queen rested her slender and fair index finger on her chin, looked left and right, and always felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere.

As for why it's wrong?As a ruling class who has never been in a relationship, and even the bed-warming concubines are carefully selected and sent up, Her Majesty the Queen doesn't understand very well.

Pulling Zhu Bajie, who still didn't give up and wanted to secretly follow the Queen back to Chang'an City to see his wife, to leave, Boss Wu threw himself into the great business of harvesting melons without hesitation.

Qilong led his staff to harvest this season's watermelons and melons. Both watermelons and melons can be harvested many times. This is the first crop of melons they harvested this year, both in terms of quality and taste. Great.

At the same time, fans of Xingwang are also paying close attention to the first large-scale shipment of the little prince of the dragon——

"It's not easy! Our brother Runtu's farm has finally started to make money!"

"I beg Boss Wu for a good price! Our Brother Runtu's parents are both dead and his family is poor, and there are eight brothers who are ungrateful. When the family was separated, Mao didn't get any. It's thanks to an uncle who gave him such a piece of sand. Land, it’s so pitiful, I just count on this crop of watermelons to support my family.”

"At such a young age, I have to carry a family. I feel sorry for my little brother Runtu. There is nothing else to say. Boss Wu, take all the melons. I will subscribe for a hundred."

"Subscribe for [-], just in time for the company to distribute benefits, and one person will get two watermelons."

"You guys in front are really thinking too much. Will our elder brother Runtu's watermelons not be sold? We have mobilized the whole family to borrow dozens of accounts and put them on the shelves, hoping to grab enough for the New Year's Eve."

"Upstairs reminded me! Borrow the account quickly!"

"Do you still remember the local tyrant girl who mobilized tens of thousands of employees of my father's company to snap up?"

The style of painting in the comment area went all the way from selling miserably for idols to snapping up gourmet food guides. At this time, everyone suddenly realized: just say, so many fans of Brother Runtu before, why did they stay silent this time? Good people have already sneaked out to borrow accounts, and they are still here foolishly worrying that they won't be able to sell all the watermelons.

I don't know what kind of psychology it is, but Sun Wukong actually got involved.The old man now has more than a dozen endorsements, and he is considered a rich man. He heard that Boss Wu was about to start selling watermelons, so he immediately asked Ren Fei to contact him and ordered [-] watermelons in advance.

"Two thousand watermelons will be given to fans for a lucky draw, and the remaining one thousand will be sent to the company cafeteria. I will treat my colleagues to eat melons." Sun Wukong ordered like this.

Ren Fei was speechless for a moment, and finally couldn't help reminding in a low voice: "Wukong, let's go to the entertainment industry, eating melons is not a good word, do you remember seeing you on that Monday? Why don't you change the word and say please try something new?" gone."

"Is it the gossip account I used to gossip with the director home in the middle of the night in order to snatch the role last time?" Sun Wukong couldn't help frowning.

Everything in the entertainment industry is good, but people's hearts are really too dark.In the past, Sun Wukong always thought that Zhu Bajie was the most hated person in the world, and would report him in front of his master all day long when he was free. Since he entered the entertainment circle, Sun Wukong felt that Zhu Bajie was not as annoying as before.

After all, Zhu Bajie's mouth is as bad as it is, but what it says is the truth, but most of the gossip accounts in the entertainment industry sometimes don't pursue the truth at all, and the trick of looking at pictures and talking is even more slippery than elementary school students.

The last time he auditioned, he was originally appointed, because that role was originally tailor-made by Du Leshan for Sun Wukong. In order to add more drama to this role, he also specially added money to the screenwriter sister. How could he be required to climb? Director's bed?

The truth is that after the audition that day, everyone went back to their respective homes. When he was waiting for Ren Fei downstairs, he saw a man running over to pester the female director. That man was not a good thing at first glance, Monkey King It's fine if you don't see it, how can you ignore it if you see it?Immediately, he rushed over to lay down for the man three or two times, worried that this guy would continue to pester him, and sent the director home with Ren Fei.

On the way, he heard from the director that the man was her ex-husband. Because the director was busy with work, this scumbag cheated on the director behind his back. Even if he did the cheating, the fuck was still going outside under the name of the female director. The newcomers in this circle have heard that as long as they can climb into the bed of a scumbag, they can be in the director's play.

The one who gets cheated on is always the last to know, and by the time the female director finds out about it, she has almost become a joke in the entertainment industry.The female director called a lawyer at that time, and the ironclad evidence of the scumbag's cheating was everywhere on the Internet, and the female director was soon kicked out of the house and left the house clean.

Only then did the scumbag realize that without a wife, he is not even a P in the entertainment industry. No one will chase after him to spend money on him because he wants to invest in his wife's new drama, and no one will pay him back the monthly payment. Bill, the scumbag panicked now, like a psoriasis, squatting outside the office building of Leshan Culture Media, taking the opportunity to perform in front of the paparazzi, he also knew that the female director would never get back together with him, he By doing this, I just want to force the female director to spend money on cleanliness, and give him a sum of money to shut him up.

The female director is not a fool, this kind of person, as long as you give the money at the beginning, you just wait, and you will definitely come back after the money is spent. Unexpectedly, he was snatched by Monkey King. If the security guards hadn't stopped him, he would have almost beaten the scumbag to be reincarnated.Unfortunately, this scene was captured by paparazzi.

One is a well-known female director who is very popular in the entertainment industry, and the other is a newcomer who has been in the limelight recently, with good looks and a figure, and there is a scumbag ex-husband in the middle. do not have?

Fortunately, Sun Wukong's fans are very strong, and he quickly dug his grave and dug his body on the scumbag. Otherwise, even if there is no real hammer, the plausible scandal of "sending the female director home" is enough to make a big manager bald.