I thought it was just the past and the present

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After #油泡辣子您的血案#, #油泡辣子：我太微啦# also appeared on the hot search list, and came from behind. The two Weibo posts of You Po Lazi are closely related.

Passers-by who didn't know about it thought it was some kind of new cooking method, but after clicking in, they found that the first related post was Zhao Mengqi's four dishes and one soup tonight, as well as a clearly enlarged version of the screenshots of the expressions of the guests.

At this time, when most people came home from get off work, the number of live streamers took a terrifying leap!

The live broadcast room, which can accommodate millions of people watching at the same time, had a freeze. Fortunately, the program group and the live broadcast platform were well prepared. The freeze only lasted for more than two minutes before returning to normal.

When this wave of spectators entered, the collective dining of the guests had already ended, but... they didn't get nothing!

Because all the guests are having extra meals~~

Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen still had leftover mutton soup at noon, and they made hand-rolled noodles.The scene where one person is holding a big bowl and eating noodles is enough for many audiences to watch and howl.

After eating the noodles, the two of them brought in the four-piece suit that was hanging outside—after they tidied up the bedroom today, the bedroom was where the live broadcast stopped, but soon there were old viewers showing directions to new viewers with screenshots, Let everyone see how "matched" the super girl's Snow White four-piece suit and the pink pig's curtains are with the two men!

I don't know how many new netizens who entered their live broadcast room just laughed stupidly.

After tidying up the bedroom, the two of them started to play VR games. This is the reward given to the guests by the crew for today's dinner. Xiao Qi...N losing streak.

The live show became "One Hundred Ways My Idols Lost the Game".

However, when Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen entered the bedroom at ten o'clock, the live broadcast ended amidst countless people screaming "Watch more!"

The two lay side by side on the bed, looking at Snow White's quilt through the curtains, and they couldn't stop laughing.

"It seems that this show is here to stand up to us." Xiao Qi tilted his head and said, leaning on his arm, "Although He Qin is a little speechless, the other two couples, no matter if they are sincere or not, show their acceptance of same-sex couples. are very high.”

"Then...obtain a certificate and get married?"

"Certificate! Marriage! Wedding!" Xiao Qi rushed over in an instant and hugged Mu Zhen tightly.

Although the lights are dark, Mu Zhen can still feel Xiao Qi's excitement.

Mu Zhen patted Xiao Qi's head, he just mentioned it just as a joke, the question swirled around in his mouth, and he swallowed it back—asking Xiao Qi why he cares so much, doesn't it mean that Doesn't he care about it?Of course he wants to be with Xiao Qi for a long time, this is His Majesty who he has been entangled with for two lifetimes before "bubbling" into his hands.

What he doesn't care about is just the form... The two men don't need to worry about the trouble of having a child and registering for household registration. He doesn't think that his love needs other ways to be a guarantee or proof. Neither of them has any relatives. There are only a few trusted friends, and everyone knows and blesses them.

Therefore, Mu Zhen didn't have much expectations for the wedding, no matter how grand the process was, the two people who were together in the end would have to return to their lives.As for whether the red book is there or not, it is not necessary.

Mu Zhen really didn't expect that Gan Gang's arbitrariness, I am His Majesty of Fa, would care about these...procedural issues?

"Your Majesty, you are so lovely."

"Didn't you know it all the time?" Xiao Qi rubbed his head on his shoulder.

Mu Zhen whispered a few words in his ear, the content was so vulgar that Xiao Qi stood up in an instant!

Although it's not a home run, but it's even more... ahem!

Although Xiao Qi "educated" Mu Zhen for more than an hour in the evening, the two of them woke up very early the next morning and received a package of breakfast ingredients. Not only were they full of food and drink, but they also got a bottle of black pepper seasoning. Both were content.At seven o'clock, everyone gathered in the small square in the center of the town. It was originally agreed to leave at 07:30, but He Qin and Meng Jun were late again, and only three pairs passed by at 07:30.

One-on-one group, don't divide an area, the two of them are cleaning the orchard below, and they met yesterday's Fat Lihua again - it turned out to be raised by the orchard owner.They were working below, and Fat Lihua lay on the fruit tree to bask in the sun. The tone of the whole live broadcast was warm and harmonious, making the viewers extremely comfortable.

There was also talk about insomnia on the barrage, seeing the healing scene, the whole person felt relieved and went to sleep.

In fact, the owner of the orchard has already finished the necessary spring cleaning. Many dead branches and rotten leaves in the orchard were probably scattered by the crew overnight.

It was almost nine o'clock when He Qin and Meng Jun came.

When He Qin came, she ran around and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my aunt is here, I'm really uncomfortable this morning, I can't get up!"

The smile on Xiao Qi's face almost cracked, can't he simply say that he is not feeling well? !

Although now women are less and less shy about these things, and Xiao Qi is more and more influenced by this world. He is not a real feudal antique, but they are not familiar with each other, and it can even be said that there was a small conflict. Looking at the faces of the two men, talking so unscrupulously, is it really a man?

Fortunately, He Qin didn't stay with them for too long, and soon left with the live cameraman.But until eleven o'clock, everyone finished work, and she didn't come back, but Meng Jun kept working hard, and the chief director also said that the four pairs of them had finished their work and could receive a lunch package.

Even if it's easy, it's the work of two people, right?And...my aunt is in pain but she can run around to apologize to others, and she can't just sit in the designated area-even if she can't do work, it's okay to be with her boyfriend and companion, right?

Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen's barrage couldn't help complaining: "He Qin is here for the comparison group, right?"

"Compared to the stone hammer in the group, Ms. He is simply too dedicated. This is telling us with her own bloody example, whether you are BG, gay, or les, the happiness of life is not determined by sexual orientation, but by your choice right or wrong."

"Hahaha, He Qin and Meng Jun's live broadcast room is now a large fan-off site."

"╮(╯▽╰)╭ really treats her fans like idiots. Although some fans are really brain-dead, anyone with a normal head can understand her operation."

"If you're lazy, just be lazy, and take the cameraman away. It's disgusting."

"Brother Meng Jun is decadent, but he's not bad. Why does he have bad eyesight? Does he look like this guy?"

The fans are all so-called microscope girls/boys. This kind of long time facing the camera and pretending to be so fake, maybe her own fans have filters, but other people's fans don't. It's strange that they can't see the real situation up.

Maybe life these days is too dull and happy?When Xiao Qi was sleeping at night, he couldn't help gossiping with Mu Zhen.

"Are Meng Jun and He Qin really in a relationship?"

"In the entertainment industry, sometimes there are contract couples."

"Huh? The kind of cooperative speculation of CP?"

"It's also understandable, but CP speculation is generally short-term, and the time for contract couples is mostly longer..." Mu Zhen gave Xiao Qi a literacy in the entertainment industry, "The purpose of finding such a couple is nothing more than the need. Transformation, trying to cover up the sex of real couples, increase exposure, and even the company arranges behind-the-scenes transactions and so on."

"Meng Jun's conditions are actually very good. Their company abolished Meng Jun for He Qin... It seems that there are also many mentally retarded entertainment companies in the entertainment industry."

Although I don't know much about Meng Jun, I know he is a typical hip-hop boy with his outfit. After he took off his coat, his muscles are also very beautiful.It takes a certain amount of luck to explode that kind of fire, but with a little manipulation of his conditions, a small fire will definitely be fine.After all, this type is very popular now.

But the boy's flames were extinguished by a pot of water called He Qin before it could rise.

——For idol boys, falling in love is a big taboo, let alone sibling love.The fans of most young male idols are girlfriend fans, and Meng Jun's fan group has not yet developed, and it has become cold.Judging from He Qin's behavior, her fans probably don't welcome this "genuine boyfriend" very much, and may even face malice all over her face.There is not only an age difference between the two of them, but also a huge gap in coffee status and financial ability. It is no wonder that Meng Jun is not called a soft rice man.

Xiao Qi can think of all these things, but Mu Zhen, a veteran in the entertainment industry, will only understand it one step earlier.

"For their entertainment company, this kind of operation is not a mental retardation. Because whether Meng Jun will become popular and to what extent is the future. And to make this future come true, they must There must be a lot of investment. But He Qin is already a stable second-tier actress, and behind her is a powerful financial backer. Holding He Qin at this stage is embracing a grown-up cash cow. He Qin ...According to the current state, can I still earn ten years? And with He Qin here, the resources leaked from her fingers can raise a few more third-tier artists in these ten years."

"Sure enough, the angles we stand on are different, and the things we see are also different." As a king, he has made this kind of choice many times, and he has to admit that most of the choices he makes are to keep the existence similar to He Qin, unless there are more Big external factors, or the small tree that is about to be sacrificed is too amazing to be stunning, "Then why don't you find a lesser condition?"

Mu Zhen rubbed Xiao Qi's hair. When His Majesty was sure that it was His Majesty, he had deeply restrained this hobby for a while, and now this hobby has obviously returned: "The conditions are worse... Can He Qin agree? "

"Oh~ yes." Xiao Qi nodded understandingly.No matter what, he is also a real boyfriend to the outside world, too bad, He Qin will also be questioned.

"Yixing also did this kind of thing, so when Liu Hao established his footsteps, he came out of Yixing immediately." Mu Zhen didn't say anything about Liu Hao's details, and Xiao Qi didn't need to ask.

"So we don't really get along with Yixing?"

"No, we have a happy cooperation with Yixing."

"...Understood." As a real businessman, there is no permanent enemy in front of Li Yi, "You haven't encountered such a thing, have you?" Xiao Qi doesn't care about Liu Hao, he only cares about his own pillow.

"Actually... there have been."

"what?!"

"Don't worry, it was a long time ago."

"Can you know who the other party is?"

Mu Zhen touched the hair of his hand, always felt that the soft hair was a little prickly now.

"When I was a martial artist in the early years, a female artist took a fancy to me and pursued me seriously for a while, but of course it didn't happen. She was married a long time ago and had two children. Alright, I've spent two lifetimes with you too. Come on, go to sleep."

Of course Xiao Qi was relieved, but he was still a little bit unhappy, he climbed onto Mu Zhen and made trouble, and the two fell asleep.

In the subsequent live broadcast, the third and fourth days learned to make rattan, and the two each made a rattan pillow for each other.On the fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth days of learning woodworking, Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen worked together to make a small handmade cabinet and carved flowers on it.Eight or nine days to learn to make rose sugar, starting from cleaning the roses with edible fresh roses taken out of the greenhouse.

During the nine days, although there were many situations in the middle, Zhao Mengqi accidentally stuck a nail into her nail when she was weaving rattan, and had to go to the hospital to have her nail pulled out.Woodworking tools are very dangerous for novices. Xiao Qi accidentally cut off a piece of meat on the index finger of his left hand.When washing the roses, a group of people were clumsy enough to let the rose thorns make their already scarred hands even more terrifying.

But three of the four pairs of guests did not complain. On the contrary, everyone was clearly enjoying the joy of hard work.

Taking turns to cook, Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen are of course no problem, Zhao Mengqi and Liao Pang are also completely OK, Xu Can and Hu Mubin are also not good at cooking, but they have the mouth to ask!

When it was the turn of the two hosts for the first time, the group of four who could cook gave them advice when they routinely read the materials.The two of them pressured a pot of chicken soup, and then used the chicken stock to cook two large pots of "throw everything in" stew.When it was their turn the second time, there was no whole chicken, but ribs!After a pot of pork rib soup, they cooked a second "everything goes inside" stew, adding a dozen small dishes of seasoning.

They are not good at seasoning and have no knife skills, but they try their best to make the dishes clean and don't add seasonings indiscriminately. They taste and cook carefully, and the food is actually delicious.

And He Qin...

From the first day she said that her aunt was here, there has never been a day since she did not bring out her aunt to talk about things. She was late almost every day, and she didn't do anything at work. She ran around like a host even more than a host .

Netizens felt that she should go to the gynecology department as soon as possible, instead of continuing to shoot so "dedicated".

And Xiao Qi cut his hand because she suddenly ran over and yelled, Xiao Qi's arm trembled, and he cut himself...

After this incident, Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen didn't give He Qin any face.Unless it was an occasion where the program group required everyone to be present, the two of them would hide when they saw He Qin approaching.

——Although this show is an opportunity for the higher-ups to show themselves, but showing off is harmless, and it does not mean being a doormat.

She also wants to learn "everything can be turned inside" stew for the second time, but...she can't bear her temper, she still doesn't wash the vegetables cleanly, and she is very speechless when cutting vegetables, and she often "acts cute" when cooking ".

"Oh, the texture of this meat is terrible!"

"That's about it, right? Just throw it in?"

"Oh my god! I can't hold back this dish! Just chop it like this!"

Her manicure is gone, but she came with nail polish.She wasn't the only female guest, the other two would wash their nails with nail polish remover when it was their turn to cook.only she...

Their variety show is not really closed, and the assistants and managers are also on the side, and they can also give them feedback on the situation on the Internet, but He Qin still does not change. It can only be said that she really feels that she has done her best. She packaged herself as a good person, she didn't think she did anything wrong, did she?

Today is the ninth day, and it's the third time for the two of them to cook. Everyone's expressions are calm, anyway, if they don't eat, what else can they do?Anyway, now every morning and noon, every family has a lot of food, and there is no pressure to go home to make up for the food.

But this time when they sat down to eat, He Qin actually sat down with everyone from the very beginning, and then stretched out her hand apologetically: "I've been too tired these days, and I've been feeling unwell. I couldn’t concentrate on the meal, and I accidentally cut my hand, so I can only serve simple meals to everyone.”

Her outstretched hand has harsh purple nail polish and a Band-Aid on her left index finger.At this moment, for the first time, everyone smiled sincerely because of what He Qin said—she has finally become a human again!

Barrage: "I have never seen such a brazen person!"

"Yes? Why can you send pictures with sound?"

In fact, everyone didn't expect much from Meng Jun's food, but... could it be worse than He Qin?That kind of hodgepodge of stews is so well made that people can take a bite, and they can change faces on the spot. Even if Meng Jun makes a big bowl of scrambled eggs and serves them, everyone will praise him with the most beautiful rainbow fart!

However, what Meng Jun served was not scrambled eggs—sweet and sour pork ribs, sweet and sour sweet and sour pork, shredded yam, fried green peas, and seaweed egg soup.

A table of four dishes, the colors are bright and attractive, and the expressions of the guests, the aroma is also very good.

The smiles on everyone's faces became more sincere. He Qin looked at the crowd and showed a satisfied smile: "Everyone eat, I really put my heart into cooking this time. The taste must be super good!"

Xiao Qi put a Dutch pea into his mouth, it was crispy and sweet... No wonder it was He Qin who made it - at this moment, the same doubts appeared on the barrage.

And Meng Jun, who finished serving the soup and returned to the kitchen, came back again at this time, holding a large tray: "Qinqin, here are the cold skewers you prepared for yourself, as well as seasonings."

He put a bunch of things in front of He Qin. On the plate were cooked (probably?), meat and vegetables that had been cut in a mess, typical of He Qin's style.

There was a pause on the barrage: "So... this is what He Qin wants to do?"

"Cold food skewers are all spicy, right? She forgot on the first day... It's the ninth day, and she still prepares spicy ones, is she sick?!"

"That's right, it's not that brother Xiao doesn't like spicy food, Xu Can and Hu Mubin can't eat it either, isn't it disgusting?"

"What good does she do?"

"Also... She seems to have said earlier that 'the taste must be great'? It doesn't feel like someone who has cooked their own food said it."

"That's right! I also think that's weird. It's someone else's 'your food must taste great', right?"

"She...does she want Brother Meng Jun to beat her up, and then Brother Meng fucked her up?"

"Emmm brother Meng Jun did a great job!"

The audience noticed something was wrong, and the veterans who were present naturally also noticed it.

"Thank you. Mr. Meng, your sweet and sour dishes are really good." This is the first time Xiao Qi spoke to Meng Jun, not because he ignored him, but because Meng Jun lowered his head with a sullen face, I was in a daze without saying a word, or I was working.

Now he... wants to resist?

"Don't, don't, don't!" Meng Jun waved his hands quickly, his expression and movements suddenly became vivid, "Everyone just call me by my name." He showed a big smile.

Meng Jun didn't paint his dark circles today, and the silver hair he dyed has faded badly after washing these days, and now it's dark gray. Meng Jun also wore a headband to hold his bangs, exposing his entire forehead. They are very energetic.When I smile now, the grin is a bit exaggerated, but it doesn't make people feel fake, but it has a youthful feeling.

"That's right, it's good for everyone to be named Meng Jun. Everyone is his senior. If you encounter any good resources in the future, you must think of our family Meng Jun. I thank him here first." He Qin After receiving the words, the tone was very hearty.

He Qin is fighting back?Help her boyfriend for herself, humbly beg for resource personnel?

Also "thank you for him"?The person who thinks Meng Jun is "eating soft food" is not stable enough, and then he hits it with two hammers?

Meng Jun didn't shrink back again, but said: "Sister He always thinks about what she says, and everyone listens to her, just be happy, don't take it seriously."

"..." After watching a good show, Qi Qi looked at Meng Jun in surprise.

What he said could even be interpreted as saying that He Qin is a clown—running the train with his mouth full of jokes.

It wasn't like this during the day, what happened made him suddenly get excited.Moreover, with his appearance like this, isn't he afraid of being hidden in the snow when he returns to the company?Of course... Even if he doesn't resist, if he continues to be bound to He Qin, his artist career will basically be over.

Are you thinking about it?

"That's right, it's good for everyone to be happy. The happiest thing for everyone now is to eat! I'm hungry, let's eat!" Mu Zhen directly put the sweet and sour pork ribs in his mouth, "This sweet and sour pork ribs are really good Ah, Meng Jun, come back and exchange experiences with me, what I do is much more boring than what you do."

Xiao Qi ate a piece of shredded yam, and then used the serving chopsticks to hold two chopsticks for Mu Zhen: "Brother Mu, try it, Meng Jun, it seems that your taste is sweet and sour."

The author has something to say: Aww~~Modern is sweet~~

(?﹃?) Sweet~~~