I thought it was just the past and the present

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"╭(╯^╰)╮Pushing the 'rod' is a classic move of brother Xiao, and ordinary people can't do it~"

"o(*≧▽≦)ツ You black fans! You are definitely black fans! Putting or something... 23333333 is over, goose, I will black you for a while."

"...When did he carry the suitcase? I always thought he was using it to pull it, but I didn't realize it at all. I think it's amazing Yazi."

"Looking for a short putter video!"

"Don't worry about the past, brother Xiao must have strong arms now."

"Hehe, what about the sick and weak character design mentioned earlier? Is this going to change the character design?"

"I've taken Heizi too. You have to tell me that he is not in good health, and you still have to say that he is in good health. What do you want from him?"

"Xiao Qi: What can I do? I'm also desperate."

"The last time I watched Xiao Qi's live broadcast being hacked like that, I thought this kid was pretty miserable. I just watched his live broadcast this time, and found that there is only worse in this world, not the worst."

"Brothers and sisters in front, don't leave, I feel the same as you. I was originally a melon eater, but today I started to follow this kid because he is too unlucky."

A group of people in the bullet screen said that Lu Zhuan was a fan, and Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen could already see their house - looking up at the mountain.

"Can I do it myself?" Mu Zhen asked.

"No problem!" Xiao Qi tilted his head and smiled, full of youthfulness, incomparably pure and refreshing.

Xiao Qi continued to carry the box with both hands, and followed Mu Zhen up the steps without slowing down.

——No matter how many steps there are in the village just now, they are only a few steps away, and they are buffer platforms.Now this is the dense ascending ladder, and going up the steps requires much more physical strength than walking on flat ground.

Xiao Zhang (⊙口⊙) looked at the two of them, these things were not taken away by the crew at all.Otherwise, two nodes would not be arranged, just let them take things back and forth.

The audience watching the live broadcast, at this time, was completely in the mood to talk about putting or not, but was only surprised.

Barrage: "Hehe, are you still saying that brother Xiao is a burden?"

"Hehe +1"

"Hehe +2"

"Goose keeps saying that he is working hard to keep fit, and that Brother Mu always helps him. I'm glad that brother Xiao is finally recovering."

"The box isn't empty, is it?"

"Are you new here, right? I don't know Brother Xiao's suitcase. Brother Mu's suitcase contains a pair of [-]kg dumbbells. Do you think it's empty?"

"_(3"∠)_So the conclusion is, brother Xiao has already become brother Dali without knowing it? "

"Brother Dali, what the hell! Hahahahahahaha"

The two went up the hill without panting all the way to their home.This place is actually quite big, a two-story building with a small courtyard.The two of them put all their things in the living room, and first looked inside and out of the entire yard. There was water, electricity, water heaters, and stoves, but other than that, the furniture and Daily necessities are zero.

When they came back after reading, Xiao Zhang handed them a task detail card, which included sweeping, mopping the floor, cleaning the table and so on.When they clean up one item, they will put a √ on it, and they will not be able to pick up tableware and ingredients until all tasks are completed.

The rooms they need to tidy up on the detail card are only the bedroom and the living room. It seems that the kitchen needs to come back and tidy up.

"So if I wash the four-piece suit, does the task of making the bed not complete until they are dry and put on the comforter and pillows?"

"Yes, it doesn't count."

"Oh... that's fine." Xiao Qiqiu nodded and discussed with Mu Zhen. Xiao Qi was in charge of the living room, and Mu Zhen was in charge of the bedroom.

Xiao Zhao only hesitated for a second, and asked the live broadcast follower to go to the second floor to follow Mu Zhen, because Mu Zhen wanted to build a wardrobe, this is more interesting than Xiao Qi sweeping the floor, right?

He stayed to take a look, Xiao Qi did sweep the floor in a regular manner, nothing superfluous happened.Xiao Zhao followed to go up to the second floor, but just as he was halfway up the stairs, he heard a high-pitched scream from downstairs: "Centipede! Centipede! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

→_→This voice... seems to be another master following the film?

Xiao Zhao quickly ran down, and saw that the follower had retreated to the gate, still screaming, and Xiao Qi seemed to be sweeping the floor normally?

Xiao Zhao couldn't see Xiao Qi from this angle, he continued to take two steps forward, Xiao Qi happened to sweep the ground and turned around, when he saw what was under Xiao Qi's broom, Xiao Zhao also gasped Air-conditioning—actually, he also wanted to scream, but the host's sense of responsibility blocked his mouth.

There are two centipedes on the ground, they are huge!super big!super big!The kind that is still alive.They shook their countless pairs of thin legs, trying to escape from under Xiao Qi's broom. That scene made one's scalp tingle and goose bumps all over his body.

And the dolphin sound of the follow-up master had already spread to the second floor. At this time, Mu Zhen and the live follow-up also came down, and two domineering figures of centipedes appeared in the live broadcast.

Barrage: "Ahhhhhhh!"

"Bullet shield! Bullet shield! Bullet shield!"

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness"

"Oh my god! I hate centipedes the most!"

All kinds of screams resounded through the barrage, and after 5 minutes, Xiao Qi's voice sounded: "Everyone, don't worry, the centipede is gone."

The barrage gradually returned to calm, and netizens began to broadcast their miserable situation in real time.

"QAQ was so scary just now, I dropped my phone on the ground."

"It's good that you fell. My water spray pen is powered on, and I'm using a mobile phone now."

"I threw the phone away, and the screams scared our cat owner into the room..."

"But...brother Xiao is so courageous."

"There is a feeling of 'ah, it really is a boy'"

"Not all boys are like this. My boyfriend is more scared than me, and he is shaking in the toilet now~"

"233333333333 Brother Xiao's broom is also very good. It seems that he often does housework at home."

"Yes, yes, reliable and gentle. My Goose was originally a super warm guy. I suddenly felt that it would not be so good to hand Goose over to Brother Mu."

"Hey! Does Mumu dote on younger brother Xiao very much? Hearing the movement, Mumu quickly ran down."

"Hehe~ If you don't want to hand over brother Xiao to Mumu, it won't work. They are already a loving couple."

"Aww, brother Xiao and Mu Mu looked at each other and smiled, the eyes of both of them are killing me!"

The two centipedes caused a small infighting between the snails and the cassava flour, but it didn't matter~ The steaming and cooking were harmonious, and the vermicelli would be harmonious soon.

After the centipede incident, Mu Zhen did not go back upstairs, but simply cleaned the living room with Xiao Qi.Then the two went upstairs together, after cleaning the bedroom, Mu Zhen started to assemble the cabinets, and Xiao Qi cleaned the glass.After 10 minutes, the two of them were OK together.

Mu Zhen cleaned up the sawdust caused by the wardrobe, and began to transfer the clothes in the suitcase to the wardrobe. After hanging the curtains, Xiao Qi began to make the bed.

The double mattress is the hard one, but it happens to be what the two of them like.

That's... a white European-style wardrobe, a four-piece Snow White bed, a certain pink pig curtain, and two handsome guys... This is really a devilish match!

Barrage: "Hahahahaha!"

"The scenery is so beautiful!"

"Laughed like a fool*"

"A screenshot has been taken as a souvenir, and all my jokes this year are here!"

"You are too bad, how can you say that about brother and brother? Hold back!"

"We are professionals and generally don't laugh unless we can't help it [laughs]"

Looking at their room, Mu Zhen was also full of disgust for this combination: "In the future, you should draw lots. I have always been unlucky."

"Is it bad luck?" Xiao Qi looked at him from outside, "Then, is it good luck or bad luck to draw me into your hands?"

"That's the result of all my life's luck..." The two of them held hands together while talking.

In the live broadcast room where the screen was full of laughter just now, the barrage suddenly went blank for two seconds, and then there were dense screams again: "Ahhhhhhhh!"

"It's hit!"

"My mom! So sweet!"

"I'm staying here! Nobody wants me to go!"

"This kind of lines that I thought would be so embarrassing to death while watching a TV series, actually made me blush when I heard them in reality?!"

"Good Su!!!"

"Mom~~ I feel like it's been electrified!"

"Can Mumu be so romantic?"

"It's over, it's over, I'm going to bend!"

Numerous girls and a few men exploded into a firework on the spot, while Mu Zhen and Xiao Qi had already got the next node map from Xiao Zhao, and they hooked their fingers together to get kitchen supplies and ingredients.

The two of them... At the beginning, they participated in this variety show purely for the benefits brought by the show, because both of them still liked their careers as artists in this world - although this career also brought them a lot of trouble , but they got more from here, especially Xiao Qi, whose life as an artist made him grow up and mature quickly.

But now, the two of them have completely immersed themselves in the fun brought to them by the show itself.

In a nutshell... Show your love and enjoy it!Stuffing dog food is a lot of fun!

Xiao Zhao and the camera brother walked behind them, especially looking for some torches.

On the way they went, they met Zhao Mengqi and Liao Pang, these two didn't have the physical strength of Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen, even if the house they got was not that far away, they still took several trips back and forth, but that's it, this last trip The two of them were a little bit overwhelmed with the assembled wardrobe.The four introduced each other, Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen helped them carry their things back.

"Young people have good physical strength." Liao Pang stood at the door, panting on his knees, and gave them thumbs up.

"It's not that you're young or not. If I tell you to exercise more, you won't!" Zhao Mengqi took out three bottles of sports drinks from the suitcase, handed one to Liao Pang, and gave two bottles to Mu Zhen and Xiao Qi respectively.

Liao Pang immediately smirked: "I know, I know, isn't this going to exercise with you?" He opened the drink and took two sips. When Xiao Qi and the others turned to leave, Liao Pang handed the drink to Zhao Mengqi, who Naturally took the drink and drank it.This is a real old couple, there is nothing between you and me at all.

Xiao Qi couldn't help but look at it twice, and then he clenched Mu Zhen's hand: "I'm a little envious."

Mu Zhen rubbed his head: "Don't be envious, we..." will only last longer than them, after all, apart from this world, they can still stay together in the big world, at least two lifetimes.

Xiao Qi was delighted, this time he not only clenched his hands, but interlocked his fingers.

Barrage: "Other people's blue friend QAQ"

"Other people's wife QAQ"

"...I suddenly feel that I can really trust feelings and people again."

"In front of the camera, of course you love me, I love you, these two acting skills are great."

"It's not acting! When the two of them cleaned up the room, they didn't speak. They relied entirely on eye contact, and the room was still dimly lit. If this is still acting, then these two deserve to be movie kings in the future!"

"I have always believed in love, but I never believed that I could meet it myself. Seeing love today, I can die alone and be satisfied. Because I know that I will never meet such a good person."

"Don't talk so sadly, okay? Mu Mu and brother Xiao are perfect role models. We may not meet such a good and perfect person as them, but we will always meet our own partner."

"The years are quiet."

"Happy!"

"You must be happy forever!"

Amid the emotion and blessings of the fans, Mu Zhen and Xiao Qi successfully got their kitchen set and food package.

The general director is as stingy as ever, the kitchen group only has one soup pot, one stainless steel basin, two kitchen knives, and two cutting boards.The food package is even more stingy, a generation of five catties of flour, a small bag of yeast, a handful of celery, half a catty of mutton, and a can of spicy bean paste.Then there is nothing, including seasonings such as oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.

They happily returned home with the ingredients, and the two cleaned up props, chopping boards, etc. The pot was a stainless steel pot, and they wiped the pot with mutton. After all, there was no oil.Then boil it with hot water, even if it is cleaned.

After that... the two of them were not in a hurry for lunch, they just cut the mutton into pieces and stewed the soup, and then each carried a Mazza, sat in the yard to bask in the sun, and whispered while drying.

Barrage: "Come closer! Get closer!"

"Ask for a lip language translator to come and support me!"

"→_→ Lip translation is not enough, both of them are covering their mouths, and they have to have clairvoyant eyes."

The fans wailed, but in fact, even if they heard what Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen said, they would think that the two of them had received some drama and were talking about lines—the two were discussing the issue of the draft.

"It doesn't matter what I don't know what to say, I'm content [happiness]"

"Satisfied +1, this is the daily life of a loving couple..."

"Fuck! Can you replay it quickly? This TM artist's live stream will show us this?"

"That's right, entertainment stars have to let us entertain, what a joke!"

"If you want to watch entertainment, go to the next door or the next door next door."

"No one is holding your neck. If you want to go, click the X in the upper right corner, and you won't see it."

"That's what we want to see!"

"It's no entertainment for you, but it's entertainment for me, and I'm so happy!"

Seeing that it was almost time for dinner, Xiao Qi and Mu woke up.

Xiao Qi: "Do you eat hand-rolled noodles?"

Mu Zhen: "This noodle... the noodle probably isn't strong enough, let's eat some noodle slices."

Xiao Qi: "Okay, then I'll make a salad with celery."

Mu Zhen nodded, and the two got busy.Fortunately, the pots I got were made of stainless steel, and I could use this to blanch the celery.The two of them are not trained chefs, and the sound of the knives being cut on the chopping board is so slow that it is even a little hypnotic, but... as long as they are not people with ulterior motives, as long as they take a second look, they will sincerely think "they look good".

——It’s not just the actions of two people alone that look good, but their occasional interactions are even more beautiful. The small space surrounded by the counter seems to be shining...

The mutton noodle soup without any seasoning is out of the pot!

Xiao Zhao: "Why don't you use spicy bean paste for seasoning?"

Xiao Qi: "I can't eat spicy food"

Mu Zhen: "He can't eat spicy food."

The two spoke in unison, obviously their expressions were so calm and calm.Xiao Zhao couldn't help swallowing, otherwise he felt that he would choke to death on the dog food in his throat.

Barrage: "It's noon, why should I click on this video?"

"My Guobaorou suddenly tasted like dog food."

"Mumu is really happy, a little bit unwilling, but... I can only say one word to wish you happiness."

"I feel so happy, so happy at the same time... I really want to kill Sun Tongbin!"

"Same! Although I know that the show was mainly to blame for that incident, but those who work for tigers are equally guilty!"

"When you're so happy, wouldn't it be nice to think about something happy? When you mentioned this, my nose suddenly became sore."

"Ask, what's wrong with Sun Tongbin?"

"Are there still people who don't know about Sun Tongbin and brother Xiao's past?"

"You can search for Sun Tongbin's hot pot base."

"I wanted to eat hot pot at night, but now I think about how brother Xiao was treated back then, and I suddenly feel sick!"

Before Xiao Qi wore it, he still had the taste of the original body, so he only liked slightly spicy food. After the matter of the hot pot base, even Xiao Qi, who only inherited the memory of the original owner, couldn't eat spicy food anymore.Xiao Qi felt that it was probably because his starvation to death and the serious unhealthy diet of the original body overlapped in the depths of his soul, which made him psychologically disgusted with the spicy taste.

Now when he eats, he really can only accept slightly spicy food, and if it is too spicy, he will start to have a stomachache.He is like this in modern times, and it was also like this when he was the emperor in those decades in ancient times. I don’t know what happened to Hongyun Great World (there is no food in that world, and his class only stays at the stage of full food), but I don’t even think about it. There will be exceptions.

After the two of them finished eating, Xiao Zhang also ate the box lunch sent by the crew and came back: "Next is the free time for the two of you. Regarding the arrangement of dinner, please go to the third node before four o'clock. In your free time , I suggest that the two of you can take a walk in the village to familiarize yourself with the terrain, meet other guests, and you can also exchange supplies and the like with each other."

Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen nodded, and then they... took off the four-piece suit on the bed, and began to scrub with the big plastic basin in the yard.

Xiao Zhao also said: "Well...the washing machine can be arranged tomorrow, and this is really a brand new, very clean bed sheet."

Xiao Qi: "Both of us are used to sleeping on washed, relatively soft sheets, and this brand new one has a layer of starch on it, making it uncomfortable."

They said so, of course Xiao Zhao couldn't say more.

Barrage: "Stupid..."

“[Laughing and crying] Brother Mu is simply acting in a local drama!”

"I didn't expect to see the side of Mu Mu and brother Xiao!"

"[Covering the red face] Why didn't you pay attention to what Brother Xiao said? He said, 'We are both used to...' ouch~~"

"Surprised! Focus on the front!"

"Huh? Why did I suddenly turn yellow?"

"Brother Xiao, I think you are driving, and I have evidence."

"This is not the car to go to kindergarten! Weld the door shut, no one will get out of the car!"

"Such a tiger-wolf talk! Brother Xiao! If you can talk, say more!"

"I seem to have seen the xx things that must be said between brother Xiao and Mumu and the sheet, and I have filled my brain with [-] words!"

"Pass the pen to the boss, boss! Write what you think!"

A pack of wolves danced wildly in the live broadcast room, and the audience who just came in and didn't know the situation would definitely be scared to death.

After the two finished washing the four-piece suit, the quilt was also taken out to dry in the yard.Sheets, quilts and quilts were hung in the small courtyard, and the breath of life suddenly became more intense.

Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen rested for a while, and left their residence at [-]:[-].In fact, they were not in a hurry to find the seats of other guests. They were originally going to do group activities, and the crew would not hide this kind of thing.It can’t be said that they are enjoying the scenery. In fact, both of them have come here in ancient times. The ancient buildings in the film and television city are often seen. This small village is not really an ancient village. It’s just a unified architectural style for the convenience of travel. watch.

The two of them are completely enjoying the happiness of going out for a walk hand in hand in an upright manner.

After all, even if they are out of the closet, they still have the identity of an artist.Even if the situation is unfavorable in the future and they are about to retire, both of them have eye-catching looks.If you want to be as open and bright as today, there will not be many opportunities in the future.

It turned out that it was no coincidence that they were wandering unconsciously, and unexpectedly met Zhao Mengqi and Liao Pang, who had just brought back the ingredients and kitchen utensils.

On the one hand, I came out for a stroll after eating, and on the other hand, I haven't started cooking the meal yet, which is hard enough.

Looking at the appearance of the two couples, Zhao Mengqi has a small bag of rice, half a cabbage, a chicken leg, and some shallots in his arms. Liao Pang is holding a cutting board under his arm while holding a knife holder. Both of them are ashamed and tired. , this morning is very tired.

"Do you need help?"

Liao Pang said: "I have troubled you all before, so there is no need."

Zhao Mengqi rolled his eyes at him, but did not tear down the stage.

"By the way, what kind of seasoning did Teacher Zhao get? We got spicy Douban, but Xiao Qi doesn't like spicy food."

Zhao Mengqi's eyes lit up: "My old Liao likes spicy food the most. What I got is oyster sauce, do you want to change it?"

The author has something to say: (^^*) It’s the annual mass migration season again~~~