The author of spicy chicken named it again

After bidding farewell to Bai Tian, ​​Su Xuanran went straight home.

The chick was fully charged and was on standby. When the owner came back, he obediently served refreshments.

Su Xuanran lay down on the beanbag sofa, and started eating casually.

Seeing that the owner was bored, Chick thoughtfully turned on the five-dimensional projection for him, and started playing the latest popular movie.

As long as the master is safe, it can reduce a lot of workload.

The premise is that the master is peaceful.

Su Xuanran was obviously restless. He felt bored after watching for a while, but couldn't help but open the background, and read the comments for a while, and the group for a while.

After reading the latest comments and the news in the group, Su Xuanran found that no matter whether it was in the post or in the group, there was no new news after scrolling for a long time. It seemed that everyone was busy, and he was the only one who was busy.

This doesn't work.

Su Xuanran decided to stir up the topic.

Su Qiming: Did you find the yellow storm?

Speaking of pornography, it is definitely the most concerned issue for readers of the article.They came here for the yellow storm, but the result has been clear water until now, the article is half written, and I haven't seen any yellow storm yet.The following text is negative, saying that the author cheated readers' feelings a lot, but Su Xuanran was not in a hurry, as if he didn't know that someone was scolding him.

Now that he's finally asked the question himself, the spy-dive readers can't sit still.

Luo Qi: So the author, are you going to tell us where Huang Bao is?

Cuihua: Anyway, I didn’t find out

Ke Ke: I found out but I didn't tell

Yuanzi: Ke Ke was pretending to be 13, but she didn't notice it at all

Ke Ke: That's because you guys are not dirty enough!

Gouzi: So where is it?

Su Xuanran clicked on a chapter casually, and the screenshots were sent to Chulai.

Su Qiming: Have you found it?

Keke: →→

Luo Qi: I understand! ! !

Cuihua: What what?I still don't know!

Luo Qi: woc, you are so dirty!

Ke Ke: I have already told you to read more classical Chinese

Gouzi: ... failed in classical Chinese

Yuanzi: That’s how it is. I’m going to read the text from the beginning.

Luo Qi: I will go too

Cuihua: So where is the dirt!Crazy!

It's a pity that no one talked to Cuihua, those who understood were busy playing and everyone came to find fault, those who didn't understand remained silent, and decided to go back to the textbook.

Su Xuanran innocently looked at the paragraph in the screenshot, it was actually very pure, it was that Gong wrote a letter to Shou to report his recent living conditions, which mentioned the delicacies he ate recently.He explained in detail the steps of eating, what to poke, what to ooze, and so on.However, when the ancients wrote letters, they used classical Chinese. Many readers skipped over it in a hurry without understanding it. Only after careful study can they be seen.

——However, Su Xuanran turned his face and refused to admit it, and insisted that he was very pure, and it was all you who wanted to dirty.

After half an hour, Qunli Cuihua suddenly began to refresh the screen.

Cuihua: Aww!It's too dirty!You are such a person!Attacking a good hooligan ah actually molested the subject!No wonder the article said that Shou's ears were red after reading the letter!

Su Qiming: Your thoughts are too dirty, I write very pure, just for a meal

Cuihua: Hehe, who would believe it!

System prompt: Cuihua was banned by the administrator for one day.

Su Qiming: Who else doesn't believe it?

No one answered, and they probably learned to behave themselves.

There was a gust of "looking for dirt" under the article, and under the leadership of a few girls, everyone finally gradually discovered the essence of this article.What makes it wonderful is not the plot or the writing, but the "dirty" that appears unexpectedly, but every dirty person doubts whether he thinks too much. In fact, the content is really simple.

After Su Xuanran admitted it once, he beat him to death and refused to change his words. He insisted that he was pure, but everyone expressed their disbelief.

Believe it or not, he believed it anyway.

The text is lively and lively, Su Xuanran is also very happy to watch the theater every day, and finally survived the long boring period before, except for still no news, everything is fine.

This day, Su Xuanran had just sent out the update, and was scrolling through the comment interface waiting for everyone to find pornographic content, when suddenly a reader poked him privately.

Old driver: Da Da, are you there?

Su Qiming: in

He has seen this reader in the group, but he doesn't appear often.

Old driver: Are you typing?

Su Qiming: no

Old driver: Oh, then can I ask you a question?

Su Qiming: Just ask

Old driver: yes

Su Xuanran waited for a long time, but the other party's message hadn't been sent yet, so he became a little impatient.Can't you finish talking in one breath? It's so tiring.

After waiting for a few minutes, the other party finally organized the language and sent the question.

Old driver: Da Da, have you signed a contract with Jinjiang?I think your data is very good, why are you still unsigned?

Su Qiming: What is the contract?

Veteran driver: That is, after signing a contract with Jinjiang, your article can be listed and let more people see it.At that time, you can enter v, readers will pay to watch your updates, and you can make money

Su Xuan suddenly realized, he went to search about the contract signing, and roughly figured out what was going on.Generally speaking, as long as a newcomer writes well, the editor will send a short notice to sign the contract, but Su Xuanran's data is no longer "ok", and it is not bad for a newcomer who has no ranking except for the new list. But there has been no editor to hook up.

Su Qiming: I did not sign the contract

Old driver: Oh, so there is no editor to hook up with you?

Su Qiming: no

Veteran driver: That should be because of your name and copywriting. The Internet is cracking down hard. Although the content of your article is very cryptic, the editor is afraid that you will drive openly at some point, so I have no intention of signing you_(:з」∠) _But don’t be discouraged, I will always support you

Su Xuanran didn't think it was a big deal that he didn't sign a contract, and he didn't care about the little money that went into V. After he knew the reason, he didn't take it to heart.After returning the reader's facial expression of touching his head, he closed the dialog box and continued to browse the background.

In such a short period of time, several comments were added, and the readers used their ingenuity to quickly find the "car" hidden in various places.However, there are still a few hidden deep, which have not been found yet.

A few girls swiped their screens in the group, and the group Aitsu Xuanran gathered up the cars and sent them out, showing off to Su Xuanran.

Ke Ke: Great, let’s see how good we are!

Su Qiming: They are all little witches, and they are proud

Keke: ...

Luo Qi: You should have found them all, right?

Gouzi: I don’t know, I just found one or it was found by you

Cuihua: I didn't find any...

Yuanzi: I guess there are still fish that slipped through the net

Su Qiming: Find again

After finishing speaking, Su Xuanran reacted immediately, withdrew the message, and reposted: How do I know I didn't find anything, and I didn't write dirty things.

Everyone: ...Don't pretend to be big, we all saw it

Su Xuanran made an innocent expression, struggling to die.

Facing a thick-skinned author, everyone said that they had nothing to do with him. Fortunately, the other party had already said what they wanted to know.The girls continued to browse and update enthusiastically, and they were bound to find all the pornographic places.

Su Xuanran thought for a while, he wanted to try his best to restore his pure image, and decided not to drive in the next few chapters.

But the girls have fully proved what is meant by "the power of the people is great", even if Su Xuanran is not dirty, they can still find the dirty.The next day Su Xuanran looked at the pile of cars that had been pulled out again, speechless, but no matter how much he declared that he really didn't drive, no one would believe him.

It is estimated that his dirty image has faded away.

Su Xuanran couldn't hold back and sent a message to Memoda's communication number: I obviously didn't drive, and they didn't believe me, so it's better for you, Xiaolu.

I thought I wouldn't get a response, but I didn't expect that after a while, my brain received a new text message.Su Xuanran had never used the communication system before, and thought it was similar to Koukou, and both of them had to be online to reply to the message in time, but in fact the communication system directly sent the message to the other party's brain, even if the brain was turned off. It will vibrate to remind you.

When Memoda gave him the communication number before, Su Xuanran felt that it was unnecessary, but he didn't expect that this could really contact the other party.

The content of the new text message is very simple, and it is still the familiar cute style, with cute emoticons and various kisses and hugs.After comforting Su Xuanran, he said that he will be able to deal with things soon, and he should be able to rush to Chaos Star within this month.

Thinking of the chaos here, Su Xuanran was a little worried about the other party for the first time, and asked if he needed to go to the airport to pick him up in person.This time, Memeda did not reply immediately, but waited until the next day to send a message, saying that there is no need to worry, the airport has a special car to take people to the destination, and the protection capability is very strong, so there will be no problem.

That being the case, Su Xuanran didn't worry about it anymore, and planned to concentrate on waiting for his cutie to come over.

With a big heart like Su Xuanran, he ignored all the violations and continued to live out his carefree little life, so heartless that it drove Xiaoji crazy.

"Master, please don't secretly pour the nutritious rice noodles into the toilet, it will block the toilet."

Su Xuanran felt innocent: "You are the one who insisted on cooking this for me. Last time you clearly promised me to cook normal meals in the future, but you backtracked. A robot like you will be returned to the factory."

The little chicken was unmoved: "Master, waste is not advisable. Before the original rice noodles are eaten, please be patient for a few more days."

"I reject."

If he eats this thing again, he will be an idiot!

The author has something to say:

The small Gong ahead is really about to go online, and the time flow tracing method will be opened below _(:з」∠)_