The author of spicy chicken named it again

Before writing the article, let's solve the problem of the name first.

Although Su Xuanran is a bad name, but his aura as a master of Liugong made him completely unable to accept such a random name.The weird name was given to someone else, but he put it on himself... Sorry, he has a little trouble accepting it.

After consulting Xiaoji, I learned that as long as I submit the relevant materials, I can apply for a name change. The process is not complicated. After submitting the materials, Su Xuanran closed the page with satisfaction.

After about two or three days, his name will be changed back to Su Xuanran, which is really gratifying.

"Chicken." Su Xuanran glanced at the robot not far away.

Robot Chick doesn't want to come.

"You're talking about writing novels on the Internet, how do you do it?" Su Xuanran looked at the streamer tied on the robot's head with satisfaction, it turned out to be so monotonous, it's really ugly, it's better now.

A robot born with nothing to love, dutifully teaching its owner, who has little common sense, how to become an internet writer.

The first step is to choose a website, but this one was overwhelmed by Xiaoji, so he directly chose the largest literature website-Jinjiang.

The second step is to register as an author and give yourself a pseudonym.

Naming Brother Fei Su was silent for 3 minutes in front of the webpage, then typed five words: Specially good at naming.

Click OK, the application is successful.

Su Xuanran was very satisfied with his author name, and felt that it was very suitable for his painting style, so he forked off the webpage contentedly, and went to surf.

Wait, what about the good writing?

Chick saw that the owner was attracted by the game advertisement just after registering the pseudonym. It didn't think of reminding the owner to continue publishing works, but stayed silently, waiting for the owner's next inquiry.

After all, Su Xuanran doesn't know how to play games.

After rushing into the monster pile three times because of his handicap, Su Xuanran shut down the game angrily.

"It's not fun at all." Why do mortals like to play this? "By the way, which website did you just write the novel from?"

Chick: "Jinjiang Net."

Re-opening Jinjiang.com, Su Xuanran found a new article, and then he was stupid, he hadn't decided what to write.

As a novel, the story must be interesting.Senior Brother Su hasn't read many chapters, but he has seen a lot of strange things. In addition, all kinds of strange things in the cultivation world are emerging one after another. He quickly integrated a few strange things, refined and sublimated them to Based on this, divergent thinking, came up with a brain hole.

Although it was thought of on this basis, the final product did not match the original events at all.But it doesn't matter, Su Xuanran feels good personally, and quickly constructed the outline of the story, so he almost started writing.

No, there is also a naming.

First of all, you have to give the text a name, then you have to give the protagonist a name, and finally there are some soy sauce names.

The little chicken looked suspiciously at the master who had started to daze again. After a while, a line of words was entered in the column of the article title on the page, a work that was about to be included in the yellow book.

Yellow book, what is that?

After thinking about the titles, the names of the characters below are very simple, this is Su Xuanran's strong point.He simply and neatly wrote down two names in the protagonist column: Zhao Chujun, Chu Shiqi.

The copywriting is only a short sentence: because the content is very pornographic.

Xiaoji used his only intelligence to understand the meaning of the copywriting. This is a work that is about to be included in the yellow book because the content is very pornographic.So, where did the owner know the word "yellow storm"?

Suddenly there is an illusion that children with autism are growing crooked.

The little chicken is ready for the owner to be severely cracked down on writing articles.

Su Xuanran was proud: "This name must be better than Xiaoji."

Chick declined to comment.

Everything was ready, Su Xuanran abandoned the cover issue, simply found a solid yellow picture and put it up as the cover, selected the categories of articles, and started to code.

"A Work About to Be Inscribed in the Yellow Book" is an article with an ancient background. Su Xuanran's understanding of the modern and interstellar era is limited, so naturally he would not choose this to write.In comparison, Su Xuanran is better at writing stories about the cultivation world.However, he still has a hurdle in his heart, and he doesn't want to touch the theme of cultivating immortals for the time being.

The current book is about the struggle for the imperial court. Zhao Chujun and Chu Shigui are the princes of the Zhao Kingdom, and the other are the sons of the Prince Chu of the Zhao Kingdom.Double birth, and the souls were exchanged during rebirth. Zhao Chujun who wanted to seize the throne became the prince of Chu, and Chu Shigui, who was not interested in the throne, became the prince of Zhao.

One couldn't bear to see "self" being murdered by other brothers again, and the other simply joined forces to defeat the other princes in order to protect themselves. Become lovers.In the end, Chu Shigui, wearing the prince's skin, sat on the throne, and Zhao Chujun, wearing the prince's skin, became a virtuous minister.

Chick... Chick finally understands the meaning of these two names.Zhao Chujun=Zhao Chujun, the prince is the prince; Chu Shiji (zi)=Chu Shizi, and because he was too lazy to think of a surname, he simply picked a "Chu" from Chu Jun as the surname.

Looking at the owner's pseudonym again, Xiaoji felt that his intelligence was not enough.

Su Xuanran listened to the "noise" made by the robot next to him, and impatiently sent it out, his hands crackling, it looked as if he was typing fast, but in fact the speed was only a pitiful [-] per hour.

An hour later, Su Xuanran gave up typing, obediently entered the holographic network, linked to brainwaves, and used brainwaves to code words.If it weren't for the fact that typing on the keyboard would simulate a slapping sound that sounded very interesting, he would have long since stopped using this old-fashioned method.

After writing a chapter of [-] words, Su Xuanran couldn't wait to quit the Internet, it was time for dinner.

At this time, a new article was published on Jinjiang.com's women's channel, Clear Water.

Su Xuanran didn't know the difference between male and female channels. In his opinion, since it was a story about two men dating, it should be in the male channel. However, the text was classified in the pure love group of Bishui.When he turned around and got a group of female readers and very few male readers, he later realized that the homosexual literature was a female literature...

As for writing, besides being fun and being able to name things randomly, what is more important to Su Xuanran is being able to get in touch with a bunch of young readers.In the past, when Senior Brother Su was in the sect, he liked to tease and tease the juniors, but now that there are no juniors, male readers are also allowed.

Men and women in the realm of comprehension are not taboo, so Su Xuanran, a purely gay man, gathers many cute little juniors around him.Although Su Xuanran didn't intend to find a Taoist companion, but he was still very keen to play jokes with his juniors and protect him.However, Jinjiang.com's pure love readers are mainly women, and men prefer to go to another dedicated pure love website to read articles, but Su Xuanran doesn't know about it.

The article has been serialized for five days, and the data is not bad, basically it was tricked by Su Xuanran's copywriting.When I came in, I found that there was no pornography, but the author's writing was good, so I collected it.After all, only five chapters have been updated, maybe the pornographic plot hasn't started yet, anyway, the text is quite interesting, and it's good to chase after it.

In this way, the number of favorites is rising steadily, but the comments below are all asking when the pornographic violence will start.But the author was so cold that he didn't reply to a single comment.

How did they know that Su Xuanran had no idea that it was possible to reply to comments.

He read a circle of comments, all of which were about Huang Bao, and found it meaningless, so he didn't bother to read it.According to Xiaoji, when there are more readers and a reader exchange group is established, it is time to moles the young readers in the group, so Su Xuanran's thoughts are all on this.

On the seventh day of writing, the author has something to say and left the author's words for the first time: reader exchange group xxxxxxx, verification: praise the author.

Readers:...

This author is really upright, this is the first time they have seen this kind of verification.But big, you created a group within seven days of posting, are you really afraid that no one will join the group?

Tucao is so complaining, but there are still so many kittens who joined the group.Basically, I think the author is very funny, because there are really not many good writers.

Su Xuanran looked at a verification that said, "Author, you are too thick-skinned, I am complimenting you (⊙v⊙)~", feeling a bit complicated, but he passed it anyway—seeing that his facial expressions are very cute For sake!

As soon as he entered the group, the reader swiped the screen happily.

Momoda: I am actually the first O(≧口≦)O so excited! ! !

A message was sent ten times repeatedly, and the kaomoji was different each time.

Su Qiming:...

In fact, this little reader is quite cute =v=.

Allowing an ancient person to learn emoji, this reader, um, has boundless virtue (?).

Whata: Author, your group name is so cute, it’s called Su Qiming O(∩_∩)O haha~

Su Xuanran felt a little bad, this reader couldn't be a girl, could he?It is said that apart from very cute boys, only girls like to use kaomoji.

He clicked on Momoda's personal information, and it was indeed a male, whose age was hidden and hidden.

The Internet in the Interstellar Age is subject to a real-name system, and it is very troublesome to open a small account, so basically there will be no problem of false information.Su Xuanran put his heart back in his stomach, and began to tease the little reader.

Su Qiming: Your name is also very cute.

Meme: n(*≧▽≦*)n is a big compliment to me! ! !

System prompt: Feng Ran joined this group.

Momoda: Daddy, I love you so much =3=I want to give birth to a monkey for you!

Wind dye:...

System prompt: Feng Ran has withdrawn from this group.

Su Qiming:...

Meme: 0_0?

The author has something to say:

I really can't bear to admit that Momoda is Gong... That's right, this is a Gong who likes to post kaomoji... Don't be fooled by his kaomoji, he is actually a tall, mighty, violent and dangerous element. ..

ps: Thanks to my Xipi Blank Corfer for the chick cover~