What should I do if the object of the date is my first love!

Because in the car, this position is really not comfortable. Qin Haoming hugged him for a long time before releasing him reluctantly: "This year, even if Teacher Lin hits me with a broom, I will not leave."

Yan Dong laughed: "What's the matter? You're still beating you with a broom. You can't see the plot...Let's go, we don't have anything extra at home, we'll go to the convenience store and buy you a toothbrush."

The two got out of the car, because they were both carrying things, it was finally no longer convenient to hold hands, Qin Haoming regretted it.

There is a 24-hour chain convenience store not far from Yan Dong's home. While buying toothbrushes and disposable underwear, he is preparing to buy some drinks to drink back.

The rack of toothbrushes is not far from the cashier. The cashier is a baby-faced girl who looks young and is leaning against the cashier and playing with her mobile phone.

Qin Haoming glanced at the cash register several times, and suddenly asked, "Brother, do you eat chewing gum?"

Just as Yan Dong was about to say no, he saw Qin Haoming winking at him with his back to the cash register. He followed Qin Haoming's gaze and saw the next row of chewing gum on the shelf... um...

He coughed lightly, glanced at the underage-looking cashier and said, "No, no need, there are..."

Qin Haoming nodded when he heard the words, then his complexion changed, and he said a little unprettyly: "Ah...? Why, do you have it at home?"

Yan Dong also turned his back to the cash register, lowered his voice and said, "Just... the neighborhood committee sent it two years ago... the aunt who is right across the door, you've seen it... and then that thing was cleaned and put on the phone It's waterproof...and it doesn't affect the use...we just took a few, cough"

Qin Haoming was a little speechless, he glanced at Yan Dong, and Yan Dong felt that his eyes were full of contempt: "... this has to expire, right?"

Yan Dong wondered: "This thing...does it have a shelf life?"

Qin Haoming is not very sure: "Yes...otherwise why is it vacuuming?"

Yan Dong frowned: "That's...to prevent the liquid from leaking out?"

Qin Haoming added: "Besides, that one should be divided into models, right? The one sent is also one size fits all?"

Yan Dong let out a long teasing cry: "Oh~ are you showing off how big you are?" He remembered the topic in the car and laughed: "Big and fast?"

Qin Haoming freed up a hand and poked him on the waist: "I don't care... Anyway, I don't want to send it for free..."

Yan Dong smiled and avoided: "Be particular... then you can get it yourself..."

As he said that, he stuffed all the ice cream drinks in his hands into his hands, with a gesture of "I don't know you".

The two were whispering in front of each other, but they didn't notice the big white eyes of the little girl who seemed to be seriously playing with her mobile phone behind her.

Qin Haoming coughed a few more times, pretending to be calm and walked to the cash register, the gentleman smiled politely: "Hello, pay the bill."

Then I looked at the 'chewing gum' shelf pretending to be proficient and natural, and found that it was indeed divided into codes.

With a natural expression, he took the large size and put it in a pile of snacks, drinks, toothbrushes and disposable underwear.

The cashier girl raised a sweet smile: "Okay...Does KY need it?"

Qin Haoming was dumbfounded: "...Huh?"

The girl at the cash register still had a sweet smile, and she spoke clearly, and said word by word: "I said, K, y, do you need it?"

Qin Haoming's pretended composure was shattered. He looked at Yan Dong as if asking for help, but Yan Dong, who was still talking nonsense in the car, was pretending to look at the chocolates on the shelf, and when he heard their conversation, his hands trembled and crackled the chocolates He quickly apologized and lowered his head to pick it up, avoiding Qin Haoming's help-seeking gaze, and acted poorly: I don't know this person, I don't know him well, and I don't know anything.

Qin Haoming couldn't help it, he cleared his throat, and with a blushing face, he nodded with dodge eyes: "...um...well... Mama, I'm sorry..."

The girl at the cash register took a small red bottle from the "chewing gum" shelf with a calm demeanor: "You are welcome, the total is 104 yuan 5. Who are you? Alipay or WeChat? Do you want to download our app? Now the download is over 45. Can you get a discount of 21 yuan?"

Qin Haoming blushed and muttered: "No, no, no, thank you for the cash."

He doesn't want to leave any traces on any social software, okay? The app will leave a bill! ! ! !

After paying the bill, he hesitated for a long time under the gaze of the cashier girl, but he still asked under great psychological pressure: "...can you give me the receipt?"

…While it’s shameful to leave a mark on social media, it’s always okay to leave a mark for yourself.

Yan Dong had slipped out of the door at this time, seeing Qin Haoming coming out with his things, he came over again with a shy smile on his face.Qin Haoming pulled his face and complained: "Brother, you are too disrespectful! You should..."

Yan Dong hurriedly coaxed him: "Next time! Next time I will come, one person at a time! Okay?"

This sentence is obviously very good to please Qin Haoming next time, he couldn't help laughing and tried his best to suppress the smile: "Oh, so, there will be a next time, right?"

Yan Dong whitened him, jokingly: "I've already said it, I won't want you soon..."

Qin Haoming saw that he hadn't let go of this, so he took advantage of his height with both hands, and embraced Yan Dong from behind, hanging on Yan Dong's body, and whispered into his ear: "I must let you know today. How fast am I..."

He was so heavy that Yan Dong was about to fall backwards, and the two of them quarreled and walked towards Yan Dong's house, without looking up at the lit lights in Yan Dong's studio upstairs.

It wasn't until Yan Dong reached the door that he freed his hand to unlock it, only to find that the door was open.

He pushed the door open with some doubts and went in: "Eh? I remember I locked the door?"

In the room, with the headlights on, Mr. Lin sat on the chair and teased the orange cat, Fatty.

Fatty wriggled its round body and looked up at Yan Dong, then lay back down without interest, lazily using one paw to catch the cat-teasing stick.

Hearing the movement, Teacher Lin turned his head and pushed his glasses. The mirrors of the glasses reflected the light, making them look extraordinarily inscrutable.

Yan Dong gave Qin Haoming a look like you were watching what I said.

Qin Haoming bowed his head to say hello to Mr. Lin, and quietly hid the convenience store shopping bags behind other luggage. He somehow felt like a high school student who fell in love with a puppy. He recalled the calm eyes of the cashier girl in the convenience store. Turned out the half-hidden shopping bag.

Teacher Lin didn't notice his little gesture, so he nodded to them naturally, then continued to tease the cat with his head down, Yan Dong let Qin Haoming in, and quietly found him a pair of slippers.

After Mr. Lin came, he obviously cleaned up the house. The whole room was much cleaner and tidy. Mr. Lin used to do this job. Since the studio was disbanded, Yan Dong only cleaned up once every half a month at most. This time, he went to play. Because I was so happy before, I even put my clothes on the floor and left.

Qin Haoming looked at Mr. Lin, feeling very conflicted in his heart. On the one hand, he respected the "mother-in-law" very much, but on the other hand, he couldn't help remembering that he said he was fast.

Because this incident made his brother laugh all the way, it's hard not to remember, okay? !

Very contradictory and sat on the chair next to Teacher Lin.

Because it was a studio before, there was no such thing as a sofa.There are only three unsold office chairs, and a lazy sofa that is reluctant to sell, oh, and a very dreamy hanging chair swing full of caught dolls.

The three of them sat down in a chair, each in silence for a while, and the atmosphere was delicate.

Yan Dong tried to break the embarrassment: "Ah... the room is really clean, thank you Teacher Lin..."

Teacher Lin didn't answer and looked up at him.

Yan Dong gave up: "...I'll go, get you some drinks?"

Seeing his brother run away in a fit of loyalty, Qin Haoming couldn't sit still and thought: What are you waiting for, Mr. Lin?Wait for me to say goodbye?I won't leave, I won't leave today, I won't leave if I say anything today, and I won't leave if you beat me with a broom... I lost so much and bought everything...

Mr. Lin obviously couldn't feel the fluctuations in his heart, and still teased Fatty calmly. Fatty was tired from playing and didn't want to talk to him. Fei wanted to leave, but he held him back and refused to leave.

Fatty has always been a bully, he dared to smoke Yan Dong casually, but he didn't dare to do anything to Lin Ye, so he had to play patiently and pretend to cooperate for a while.

Yan Dong was pouring drinks in the kitchen while sending Yan Lili a WeChat message.

Yan Dongdong: Sis, are you asleep?

Yan Dongdong: Sister?

Yan Dongdong: Gong Xi Fa Cai, good luck.

Lily has received your red envelope.

Lily: Not yet.

Yan Dongdong: Sister, Teacher Lin is at my house.

Lily:? ?

Yan Dongdong: My boyfriend is here.

Lily:! ! !

Why is he so ignorant? !

you wait

Yan Dong closed the phone, poured the drink in the cup into another cup, as if he was making a cup of tea seriously.

After a while, I heard a mobile phone ringing from the living room, and then Teacher Lin's cold voice sounded, with a completely different tone of helplessness than usual: "Hello..."

"..."

"No, I am not……"

"..."

"……I don't……"

"..."

"……ok, I get it……"

Yan Dong suppressed the irresistible smile at the corner of his mouth, and walked out with a cup of Coke that had been poured four or five times. Sure enough, he saw Teacher Lin get up and go out, and he looked at Yan Dong expressionlessly as he walked.

Yan Dong restrained his smile: "Ah... Mr. Lin... are you leaving now? Drink some water before leaving?"

Teacher Lin ignored him and hung up the phone. When passing by the entrance, he flipped through the shopping bag on the desk and suddenly smiled.

He turned his head and smiled unabashedly, gloating: "This one is water-based. The advantage is that it is not easy to be allergic, easy to clean, and does not dissolve latex... The disadvantage is that it is particularly volatile and not very suitable for anus.丨Hand, especially, no experience, and this brand... It is said that it is easy to get diarrhea if it is not cleaned well."

"If you don't believe me...you can try it."

After finishing speaking, he simply put on his shoes and went out, leaving the two of them staring at each other.

Qin Haoming swallowed, and asked Yan Dong with his eyes: Is it true?

Yan Dong shook his head to express that he was not clear, and then asked: "Why don't you ask someone else?"

The two recalled who they could consult with this question: one is the experienced Song Kaiwen...

Well, the other one is Jiang Chao who is equally experienced...

If you ask these two people now, they will probably be beaten to death, right?

Even if you don't... I'm really embarrassed to ask people about this kind of thing.

The two hesitated for a while and thought that Baidu, except for the diarrhea, everything else was consistent with what Mr. Lin said.The two of them really don't have much experience, so they don't know whether they should take this risk.

After struggling for a while, Yan Dong suddenly found out that no matter what Teacher Lin said about "diarrhea" is true or not, the atmosphere between the two of them is really not suitable for doing anything now.

He sighed helplessly, and when he heard Qin Haoming's stomach growl, he remembered that he hadn't had any dinner when he left Sanye Mountain Villa, and it was almost 11 o'clock, so he must be hungry.

Listening to Qin Haoming's stomach exchange, he himself was a little hungry. He got up and asked, "Are you hungry? It seems that there is still the scallion oil that I made earlier at home. Shall I serve you a bowl of noodles?"

Qin Haoming laughed happily: "Can you give me something to eat?"

In fact, in order to avoid this old stalk, he also specially added words in it, but he has seen people picking up gold and silver, and this is the first time that he has seen someone rushing to pick up a bargain and let others take it.

He followed the words: "Yes, I'll give you something to eat below, do you want to eat?"

Qin Haoming hugged him and kissed him on his stomach: "Eat the noodles first, then the bottom."

Yan Dong flicked his forehead, turned around and went to the kitchen to cook noodles.

The way to eat noodles with scallion oil is actually the way of eating in the south. He learned it from Xu Fei. Brother Da Fei fried a good scallion oil in his family. He once captured the heart of Mrs. Fei with this skill: She thinks that even scallions are delicious. A man who can make delicious food is very valuable to cultivate.Later, Brother Dafei also taught Yan Dong this trick. Although Yan Dong can’t say that he can’t take care of himself, home cooking is not a problem, but he often refuses to eat because he is afraid of trouble. Generally, fried shallots can be stored for at least a month. When eating, choose the ingredients, cook some dried noodles and pour scallion oil on it to eat. It is a convenient and simple life skill, and it is healthier than instant noodles.

He was cooking noodles, and Qin Haoming leaned against the kitchen door and looked at him, remembering that when the two of them were still in good health, when they went to the team building, he used the excuse of helping Yan Dong tie his hair, and put Yan Dong in his arms, even Hearing that, he had to carefully avoid Mr. Qin, but in a blink of an eye, he could already be held in his arms in a legitimate way.

Thinking of this, he simply did so. He walked over and hugged Yan Dong's waist from behind, hanging on his back like a koala. , He hugged Yan Dong, buried his face in Yan Dong's hair, and sucked it very hard, Yan Dong just washed it early when he left Sanye, and his hair was mixed with the scent of shampoo, he was addicted to it. He took a breath, and rubbed his nose in his hair, making his hair messy, and the bangs that were originally pushed back also drooped down.

Yan Dong groaned, and patted his hand on his waist: "Trouble! You brat, your hair fell back into the pot."

Qin Haoming refused to let go, and murmured: "Then I will swallow my hair in my stomach."

Yan Dong smiled: "And then? Scramble hair cream with Fei Fei? Do you want some catnip for you too?"

Fatty, who was stretching in the living room, seemed to hear it, and roared hoarsely: "Meow!"

The two laughed, and Yan Dong hurriedly shouted: "Hey, hey, I'm going to throw the pot and get water on my wrist."

Qin Haoming let go of one hand to pick up a bowl from the nearby sink, but the other hand still refused to let go. Yan Dong's waist is thin, and he could hug it with his arms, so he let go of one hand, but he hugged him even tighter up.

He cooperated tacitly and poured water into the tumbling pot, and the boiling hot water returned quietly. He took another bowl, still holding Yan Dong in his arms, holding the water in one hand, and buried his head in Yan Dong's hair with his eyes closed. suck his brother.

When Yan Dong said it was down, he poured a bowl of cold water into it without any mistakes.

After splashing it again, the noodles were cooked, and he was still a little bit unsatisfied.

Yan Dong patted his hand to let him go, put the boiled noodles into cold water to soak, then mixed a bowl of sauce with dark soy sauce and sugar, weighed the noodles that had been soaked in water, and poured them in again. Put a spoonful of scallion oil on it, mix it well for him, and put a few fried golden shallots on it.

He lowered his waist to set the plate for him, the kitchen only turned on the light of the range hood, the light was not on, and his facial features became more and more three-dimensional when it shone on his face, Qin Haoming glanced at his lowered eyes, straightened The bridge of the nose, the slightly raised lips, the shallow pear dimples at the corners of the mouth, and the somewhat pointed chin.

Qin Haoming wanted to step forward but dared not, for fear of ruining the beauty of the picture in front of him.

He said: "I chose this ratio according to my own taste. Try it to see if you are used to it."

Qin Haoming took it over with a smile, thinking: Just kidding, why can't I get used to my brother's noodles?

Well, whether it's the bottom or the bottom, I'm used to it.

The author has something to say: 1 About kyky is actually a certain brand of lubricant

But this refers to all lubricants

2 Different types of lubricants

I checked that the water-based ones are really not suitable**

but not diarrhea

It's just easy to volatilize, and the effect is generally true.

Anyone wondering what to use? ? (*^▽^*)