Wizard of the Pendulum Forest

"To my dear Lady Chester:

dear.

All wizards know that the wand is the heart of a wizard, the soul of a wizard, and the most loyal companion of a wizard.However, just two hours ago, my partner was cut off by a human being who can only talk and play a few low-level tricks.

goddess!you listen to me!Goddess, look at me.My tears filled the flower bed in front of the window sill, and my pain couldn't even fit the jam jar, so I had to pour it out, stained with jam, and lay dying on the table.And that human being tried to curry favor with me with a few biscuits, ridiculous!How could a great wizard be bought so easily by a few cookies!I will make him my servant, to undo his previous crimes with hard work, until my partner returns to me.

goddess!My merciful goddess, you must pity your subject who has broken his soul, pity this fragile heart, I want to pray to you: Which store sells the cheapest blueberry jam?The wind must be willing to be a messenger and convey the will of God.

Now, I'm going to calm down and pray earnestly.

your most loyal servant

Ferdinand"

The wizard was lying on the table, writing the letter carefully stroke by stroke, his cheeks were bulging, and the sound of "click, click" could be heard in the room. It was obvious that a batch of delicious biscuits baked by humans had successfully reduced his anger a little. So as to get the chance to live to tomorrow.

"I'm going to kill you so you don't even need a wand, just wait, I still have potions!" The wizard said, and then he touched a small biscuit that was just out of the oven and stuffed it into his mouth, grinning from the heat. Refusing to spit it out, he had to speak vaguely, which greatly reduced the threat level of the words.

The threatened human nodded with a pale face and a smile, graciously continuing to offer the wizard his favour.

Frazz Houston, that poor human being, of course he is not pitiful now, since he changed into clean clothes and wiped off the mud on his face, the attitude of wizards towards him is also slightly better, just look at him His eyes still looked like he was looking at a murderer.

"That's the truth. You murdered my wand—I'm a wizard. Do you know what happens to a wizard when he loses his wand? He doesn't deserve to be called a wizard. Crutches, not to mention a great wizard like me... Sir! Please correct your sitting posture! This is a matter of attitude!"

Mr. Houston obviously didn't expect this kind of thing to happen. Under the wizard's stare, he slowly lowered his head and looked at his sitting posture with his hands folded and his legs crossed. He didn't feel anything wrong, but in order not to continue to anger the young wizard in front of him, He silently closed his mouth and adjusted his sitting posture.In fact, in his impression, the correct sitting posture was only used when he was learning etiquette when he was a child. Finally, he straightened his legs and hesitantly...put his hands on his knees: "Sorry...? Is this okay, little one?" cute?"

He gave the other party a smile.

"What a horrible title, sir, you can't call a grown man that," the wizard wrinkled his nose, "I gave you my most precious potion to heal your wounds, and now I need a reward—a great wizard A servant is needed! You broke my wand, and that's what you deserve!"

"You have to listen to my opinion, I was..."

"Shut up, a great wizard does not accept flattery."

Then Ferdinand saw the complex expression of the human in front of him, surprised, helpless, bewildered, hesitant... So the wizard was even more unhappy. Originally, he just planned to tell him to do something casually and send him home, but the other party emitted The breath of resistance made him change his mind: "If you really can't accept it, just spit out the potion in your stomach, and leave as soon as it is like before."

"No, please wait a moment." Frazi stood up suddenly, knelt down on one knee when the wizard was caught off guard, and tightly held Ferdinand's hand.

"I just didn't expect you to make such a request, what a great wizard you are, what an honor to be called your servant. Servant... er, servant, yes, you saved my life , How could I refuse such a small request? Your lord, wizard, accept the loyalty of your servant!"

"Wow, what are you doing... Stand up, a great wizard doesn't need others to kneel down."

"Good wizard, sir! May I ask what I need to do after becoming your servant?"

"Call me respected Sir Ferdinand Wizard, remember your master's name, and call me that from now on!"

"..."

"Ok?"

"This stare made my heart melt, of course it's all right, my dear little pumpkin... No no, respected Sir Ferdinand Wizard."

"I hear you! I'm not a child! Now, your master, a great wizard, asks you to...um...uh...clean up the room, there is a room upstairs for you."

"clean up the room?"

"Yes, is there a problem? Put away your suspicious eyes, of course there are vacant rooms upstairs."

"I don't mean that... Well, I just sigh, after all, I've never cleaned a room before..."

"Sir, you are too lazy! I even wonder if a great wizard needs such a servant who doesn't even know how to tidy up his room."

"However, great... Your Excellency Wizard Ferdinand, you will need a servant who knows how to bake biscuits."

"..."

The wizard took a deep breath: "Very good. Now, you should go upstairs."

They looked out the window, it was already dark outside.