Noble

"What does it have to do with me."

"I only like you."

"Don't lie to me. We ended eight years ago. No matter what you think now, it has nothing to do with me. I have no obligation to be used by you to block Bai Yu. You need to figure it out." To be honest, the bathroom is really not a It's a good place to talk about things. Everyone's bare buttocks can't be covered by birds, and the lower body is chilly, and I can't turn my mind. By the way, I don't even lift my pants now...

"So please don't... Fuck me! Where are you staring at!" Ruan Li hurriedly covered his cock, his eyes were spitting fire, and that guy in Xuancheng urinated cleanly at some point, so he just looked at his place , Seeing it aboveboard, I almost moved my head.

Damn, are your eyes blind, you can't see clearly from a distance or something!

Seeing Ruan Li's blushing face in embarrassment, Xuancheng couldn't help but smile evilly and praise him:

"The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds."

Ruan Li almost fainted, shivering, put on his trousers and fastened his belt, blushing, finally choked out a sentence:

"Smelly shameless!" After finishing speaking, he stumbled out without daring to look back.

Xuancheng is very cute. His shy appearance is really, really cute.

Taking a taxi home, Ruan Li turned on the computer with a black face and earphones on. He needs to make a fuss now to vent his anger. Really, it's so annoying!

During the few minutes when the game updated resources, his mind was in a mess, and all he thought about were the absurd things he experienced when he was with Xuancheng.

At that time, I didn't know what was going on, I was often harassed by Xuancheng, but I got used to it slowly, I couldn't see him for a day and I still panicked, complained to Pu Yu, that damn boy actually said that he fell in love with him.

In fact, he and Xuancheng really fell in love within two months, and after being abandoned by Xuancheng, he called that strange time "the sexual transformation of high school boys under the pressure of study."

Xuan Chengte likes to stop him on the road after school on Saturday afternoon, pretending to be a robber, his voice is lowered, and he puts something hard on Ruan Li's neck, sometimes it is a super expensive pen, sometimes it is strawberry flavor Lollipop.

Just as Ruan Li put the candy in his mouth, before it warmed up, he was pulled out by a certain big hand to lick it.

At that time, it was really fucking... a teenager at heart.

After licking and licking, I fell in love with it so much. I couldn't control it. You call me "little pear" and I call you "big orange". I'm so tired of it.

Ruan Li has always been a sunny and obedient boy. Of course, he is super popular. At Christmas, the girl in the opposite building will give gifts. On a snowy day, Ruan Li will wait for Xuancheng at the teaching building downstairs. Eyes and nose, just like a little snow leopard, Xuancheng looked down from upstairs, fell in love with it when he saw it, and was about to go downstairs for a hug, when he suddenly saw a few girls surrounding him, his eyes froze, and he rushed downstairs Defend sovereignty.

"Ruan Li... This is the scarf I knitted for you, please accept it, Merry Christmas!" The girl shyly blinked her eyes. If she had put it before, Ruan Li might have smiled inwardly, but now, The mentality has changed, girls and so on have nothing to do with him.

Just as he was about to decline politely, a sudden force pulled him into someone's arms. The tall and tall boy said with a stern face:

"mine."

Then he hugged him away...

The girls standing there foolishly fluttered in the wind, suddenly a Pu Yu whose brother was snatched by a man appeared in front of him, rubbing his fingers secretly, his eyes glowing:

"Straight man, take a handle, understand?"

"..."

Recalling this, Ruan Li finally came back to his senses. He had already entered the game interface and was sitting at the gate of the Liyuan, with a melancholy expression on his face.

The person I loved back then was a scumbag, and now the monster I want to fight can't run away.

By the way, the competition will officially start in a few days, just in time for practice in advance, Ruan Li rushed to Xuan Yi's nest, and found that the barriers had been opened at the door, even the door was open, so I felt better Some, after all, I am Xuan Yi's husband (shame... Just take this as an example, it's enough for me to be happy for several days.

"Xuan Yi!" Ruan Li stepped into the yard with one foot, and was suddenly startled by the scene in the yard, can all these people live in harmony? !

On the lawn, Xuan Yi was holding a snow-white plump rabbit in one hand, and pressing the head of a big bad wolf with the other, shouting to the wolf:

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, don't eat, this is your daughter-in-law!"

"..." What kind of coquettish operation is this...

The little white rabbit kicked randomly in Xuan Yi's hands, as if angrily trying to kick the big bad wolf's head, the scene was too bloody (ke) and bloody (ai), Ruan Li didn't react for a while, but Xuan Yi See him first:

"Pear ancestor."

"What are you doing? Where did these two things come from?" Ruan Li walked over to pick up the little rabbit, touched its ears, and it immediately became docile, as if the violent shrew just now wasn't it.

"Spirit beast, for you."

Ruan Li blinked, and saw the little rabbit peeking at him with squinted eyes. It was so cute, and he liked it very much, but he couldn't help feeling a little worried:

"It's... so small, can it fight?" I, Lizu, am a pragmatist.

Xuancheng smoothed the wolf king's hair, and said with a smile:

"It's ok, just watch... Rabbit, someone is grabbing the carrot!"

The rabbit in his hand suddenly opened his eyes wide, and it only took a tenth of a second to swell into a giant rabbit, several sizes larger than the wolf king. The front teeth turned into fangs, and the two ears grew into jagged...

Rabbit demon, this scary guy is a demon.

"Is this a product of your [demons]?"

"Yes."

"That wolf is pretty good-looking, I don't know how big it looks like."

"...Let's not read it, so as not to scare you," Xuan Yi said, "By the way, the rabbit hasn't been named yet, so you can name it."

"Okay, let me see, it's called..." Hmph, the vicious one looks like a black-bellied guy...

"...It's called Big Orange."

"..." Xuan Yi's face under the mask twitched.

I saw Ruan Li shrunk the rabbit down to the palm of his hand, a small ball, he poked Big Chengzi's belly with a grin and said with a smile:

"Big Chengzi, from now on I will be your father and you will be my son, you have to be filial to me, understand?"

"..." Xuan Yi suddenly felt a little pain in his stomach, and a little pain in his head...

Ruan Li, who seemed to be getting revenge happily, turned his head and asked:

"What's your wolf's name?"

Xuancheng pondered for a while, then said lightly:

"Since they are a pair, why not call them Xiaolizi."

!

???

What?

Ruan Li suppressed the roaring exclamation in his heart, pretending to be surprised:

"Okay, okay, what a good name!"

Mmp, why do I want to kill myself?Why can't you give it a good name, everything from white to fluffy to ball will do!Why do I want to die?

Alas, no matter how you say it, they are all other people's wolves...

With a strange silence, the two embarked on the journey with a wolf and a rabbit.

Today they chose a practice match, and the system automatically popped up:

"The player's level is too high, do you want to directly enter the advanced simulation game?"

"That's right." Ruan Li said with a rabbit in his arms.

There was a huge jungle in front of him, a piece of green, tall and wet trees dripping with water, all kinds of strange plants squirmed, I don't know if it was a snake or something, Ruan Li and Xuan looked at each other, and they both changed their outfits.

Just kidding, why don't you try playing costume cosplay in the tropical rainforest?Not to mention disrespect for history, the heat will kill you!

It’s really worthy of being a good CP in Jianghu. The two of them chose the same type of special forces uniform with a cut head, but the mask on Xuancheng’s face was still not taken off, and the oil paint on his face was also painted, and the exposed skin was touched with special insect repellent oil , Ruan Li thought, if the game developer had read a certain uncle’s grave-digging notes, or if he himself was the developer, he would definitely design an insect repellent called “Kylin’s Blood”, which is designed to kill insects in the world. Those without shells are not afraid...

Just think about it.

"Li Zu, look at the mission."

"Okay... um...that..." Ruan Li scratched his head, "Don't call me Li Zu, I'm so weird."

Xuancheng tilted his head, and those eyes came out from the mask, staring at him and calling out:

"young married woman."

!

Intuit explosive!

Ruan Li was embarrassed at that moment, and his face turned red all of a sudden, but then he thought about it, the virtual world, indulgence is fine, just trying to have fun and excitement, and he responded with a smile:

"Eh!"

Xuan Yi originally wanted to tease him, but who knows that this kid is not thin-skinned at all, so he responded so crisply, which made him at a loss.

"So simple?"

"Yeah, happy, I don't dare to promise to go out..." Ruan Li said.

Well, this explanation is barely acceptable.

"Find three totems and destroy the guardian monsters, that is, the customs clearance is successful." The task is like this.

"Come on, be careful."

The two entered the deep dense forest, and there was always water dripping from their heads. Ruan Li wiped his head, but saw that there was no water, it was obviously blood!

"Be careful!" Ruan Li reminded in a low voice, Xuan Yi looked up, his eyes darkened, but he shot very quickly and shot down a zombie in an instant, the neck of the zombie was broken by Xuan Yi's crossbow, trembling and struggling on the ground, Ruan Li is also experienced, knowing that the appearance of this kind of character can usually bring clues, so he squatted down and searched for the zombies, muttering while searching:

"The brain hole of developing a game is more terrifying than a black hole. Zombies can appear in the tropical rainforest, and they are still running around on the ground..."

"..." Xuan Yi swallowed his saliva, and suppressed his own smile, "Pull out the arrow and see if there is anything in the neck."

Ruan Li held the dagger and poked it a few times into the bloody hole:

"I didn't find anything... Eh? Look, what is this?"

Ruan Li picked up a small piece of flesh and blood from the zombie that was about to shrink, and held it up for Xuan to see:

"There's something embedded in it..."

It can be clearly seen that green vines are dotted with shadows in the meat, and they are still wriggling quietly, making one's scalp tingle.

"Vine essence."

Ruan Li nodded with a dark face:

"It's so vulgar, the most annoying things in the novice dungeon are here, this is actually an enhanced version of the novice dungeon!"

The author has something to say: This book will reflect many, many...my own obsessions, including the stalks in my life over the years, some anecdotes I have seen, and my travel mood. Gongshou will go on a trip together later, I am a little worried that I will write a travel note, because when I think of it, my heart is full of feelings~

It’s all said and done, the author of the previous chapter has something to say and explained it very clearly, so, today, have you collected it?