On How to Correctly Develop a Shit Shovel Officer

Of course, even if Mao Tuan doesn't act like a baby and doesn't rub his palms, he still has all the toys he should have.

After feeding the medicine, Mr. Qin carefully lifted the canvas cage, walked to the back of the desk with small steps, put the hair ball next to his hand, and then sat down and turned on the computer.

However, it is not for office work, but for looking at cat accessories on the Internet. From toys to climbing frames, as long as they look pleasing to the eye, I feel that my hairball will also like them, and add them to the shopping cart as soon as I take a walk.

Xu Anhe grinned bitterly from the pain of the medicine. Qin Wenjing, an idiot, gave the cat such a bitter medicine and didn't know how to rinse his mouth with water.

His mouth was dry and bitter, his abdomen was injured internally, and his legs were wrapped like rice dumplings. He couldn't play by himself, let alone find water to drink.It's better to pretend to be sleeping and go and argue with the second child in the consciousness space.

"Hello, host." No. [-] quickly removed the system page in front of him after noticing Xu Anhe's appearance: "Aren't you injured? Are you uncomfortable?"

"What do you think?" Xu Anhe stretched out his hand to rub his stomach, the ubiquitous dull pain disappeared after entering the Sea of ​​Consciousness, and the pain of retreating also disappeared, which can be described as painless and light.

"Hey." No. [-] giggled and didn't dare to answer. Its host is sometimes a little crazy, and I'm really worried that if I say something wrong that day, it will make him go crazy. It's still single, and its dream of marrying Bai Futong has not yet come true. Woolen cloth.

If Xu Anhe knew that No. [-] slandered him so much, he would definitely give him a good beating first. If he was really crazy, No. [-] could chat with him safely.

"What is the completion rate of my branch mission?" Xu Anhe did not forget his mission, he also wanted to finish the mission quickly and go back to the headquarters, and then stay at the headquarters for ten days and a half months, begging the boss for a better point The boarding body chant.

"Let me see..." No. 98 glanced at the task panel, and couldn't help but be surprised when he saw the completion of 98%: "It actually jumped to [-]%, what have you done, host?"

"What did you do?" Xu Anhe thought about it seriously. He learned to walk, put his paws on his ears, and bite people with his teeth. Does that count?

Since he couldn't figure it out, he told No. [-] what he had done. In the end, No. [-] judged that he might have mastered the cat's basic movements. The mission judged that he had completely controlled the proficiency of the body, so it suddenly soared proficiency.

Xu Anhe seemed to agree with the same reasoning. Seeing that there were only [-]% left, he simply told No. [-] to tell him once his proficiency was full and let him buy fantasy dreams.

Accompanied by No. [-]'s response, Xu Anhe, in addition to knowing the sea, tilted his head to get the profile of the shit-shoveling officer.

I have to admit that Qin Wenjing is very good-looking, with sharp eyebrows and eyes, thin lips and a nose augmentation, and a sharp and angular face, which is definitely the ideal look for some little girls.

Alas, I just don't know if I praised him for being handsome in my dream, can I let him complete the task happily?

Thinking in this way, Xu Anhe turned his body slightly, lay his upper body flat, stretched out his front claws, trying to reach the cufflink with light on Qin Wenjing's cufflink.

There are a few small diamonds dotted on the cufflinks. Although there is no light in the room, there is no refraction point, but seeing the cufflinks in the cat's eyes restlessly hooking him up, they just flicked and flicked it. have a good rest.

Xu An and the two claws hooked in the air trying to reach the cufflinks. Qin Wenjing was a little puzzled when he saw it from the corner of his eyes, and then looked in the direction of the cat's claws. cufflinks.

Seeing that his cat likes it, Qin Wenjing directly took off the cufflinks, pawed them on the table for a while, and finally took off a small cotton thread from the file bag, tied it to the cufflinks, and placed it vertically directly above the hairball. Shaking from left to right.

This kind of behavior is simply a provocation to the cat owner and cannot be tolerated.

At the moment, things like being reserved and being human in the past are all forgotten, and no one can disturb the cat owner to conquer that swaying little elf.

No. [-] stayed in the sea of ​​consciousness and watched the host being dominated by instinct, silently swallowed the news that the proficiency was full, and directly submitted the task, purchased the fantasy dream, and even took the next side task!

Please ask the shit shovel officer to caress and touch yourself lovingly, no less than three times a day for 30 days.

For most of the afternoon, Mr. Qin played cufflinks with the cat master. It wasn't until the secretary came to pick up the documents before get off work that he found himself addicted to the cat master and couldn't extricate himself.

In the end, Mr. Qin put the cuffs of his hands on the cat's owner's paws, and began to deal with the delayed work.

Handling the work in his hands, his eyes still kept looking at the cat master, and he had a strange feeling in his heart that dealing with documents is not doing his job properly.

If this was left in the past, Mr. Qin would not believe it even if he killed him. One day, he would feel that work is not doing his job properly, and only petting cats is the right way.

Mr. Qin handled the documents with a strange mood, Xu An and Zhuozhao were also shocked as they clutched the cuff with a thread, he actually succumbed to the nature of the cat owner, he actually played with a cuff button for more than half a day afternoon.

Now I still remember my reaction when I saw the cufflinks, my eyes were full of that little cufflink shaking, even the broken diamonds on it were so pleasing to the eye, and then, a pair of furry little claws stretched out uncontrollably.

Then came the fear of being kidnapped and dominated by cufflinks for most of the afternoon.

Mr. Qin quickly processed the documents in his hand, and then carefully lifted the cat master and put it flat: "Baby, let's go home."

"The place I live in this time is absolutely safe." For some reason, Mr. Qin explained again: "The residence that was bombed was betrayed by someone, and the place I went to this time will definitely not be."

Xu An and Claw Claw were still clutching the cuff buttons, and were still immersed in the fear of being dominated by instinct. What was amazing was that he felt his cuff buttons were being pinched by the pads of his flesh, and he actually wanted to pull the sleeves with two fingers. The urge to buckle.

Instinct, it's terrible, can dominate human reason.

Therefore, it is definitely not that I have poor resistance, but that instinct controls the brain.

The cat owner who made excuses for himself had a serious expression on his face.

This time, Qin Wenjing took him directly to the Qin family's old house, and then prepared some digestible goat milk powder for the cat. Heat it up and eat it in a hurry.

When taking a bath, Mr. Qin was in a bit of a dilemma again. Now he dare not let the hair ball out of his sight for a second, for fear that the hair ball will be hurt by other things if he turns his eyes away.

But I can't take it to the bathroom, for fear that the water vapor will wet the fur on the fur ball and make it catch a cold.

Mr. Qin was a little worried, looked around, and finally chose a chair not far away.

In the end, Mr. Qin took a shower with the bathroom door open, and Xu Anhe was placed on a chair, facing the open door of the bathroom, Qin Wenjing could see it as long as he turned his head slightly.

Mr. Qin is very satisfied with this, and is happy that he has chosen such a good method.

Xu Anhe was stunned by this coquettish operation. Is your blatant hooligan behavior bullying a cat who doesn't know what a naked body is?

You can't bear to look directly at your blatant behavior of leaking birds. Although the place is quite impressive, it is not the reason for your blatant nudity.

"I said host, what are you complaining about?" No. [-] was a little impatient with Xu Anhe's complaints: "It's not like you haven't seen a man's naked body before. What are you shocked about? Not that human beings The army in China has big bathrooms, and a group of people take a bath, not to mention bird watching, maybe you can even catch them by going back and forth.”

Xu Anhe thought about it, and it seemed that the same thing happened. The big bathrooms had been washed, so it seemed okay to watch a man take a bath now.

Besides, this man's figure is really good. I really don't know how this kind of man who sits in an office maintains such a good figure.

You know, after he became an undercover agent, he didn't exercise much for a long time, and the abs he trained have returned to nature, and he even has a little belly because of drinking for a long time...

Thinking of his slovenly appearance before, Xu Anhe sighed silently, remembering that he was also a handsome guy back then, so he was ruined by himself just like that.In the future, he will be quite free in his career, so he must maintain a good figure. Maybe he can meet an affair while doing tasks?

Thinking about it this way, I am flattered!

After figuring it out, Xu Anhe just stared at Mr. Qin blankly, judging in his heart where the muscles are the smoothest and the most beautiful, and he will exercise according to this standard in the future.

Mr. Qin in the bath always felt that there was a fiery gaze staring at him, and when he looked at that gaze, there was only a hair ball in a daze.

Mr. Qin, who didn't see the reason, could only attribute it to his tense nerves in the past two days, and with Mao Tuan by his side, he always had a sense of crisis.

Although he thought that his sense of crisis was at work, but there seemed to be a line of sight staring at him all the time. Mr. Qin could only dry his body in a hurry, wrap it in a bath towel, and put the small hair ball on the bed.

"Honey, it's safe today. You sleep well. Daddy promises you that you won't be hurt again." Mr. Qin put the canvas cage on the pillow at the head of his bed, but felt that the pillow was too soft and unsafe, so he picked up the canvas cage again. Dropped the pillow: "Baby is hurt, Dad dare not let you sleep next to me, for fear of crushing the baby. When you recover, you can not only sleep next to Dad, but also on Dad's body."

Xu Anhe just wanted to roll his eyes when he heard that, are you a father who loves you too much or what, you want to be a father, but I don't want to be a son yet.Taking advantage of assholes.

Mr. Qin saw that the hairball had fallen asleep, so he put on a pair of pajama pants and lay down. He hadn't slept for a few hours since yesterday, and he didn't know he was sleepy when he didn't hit the bed. Now he fell asleep as soon as he touched the bed.

"Number Two, give me Huanmeng." Xu Anhe went to Number Two to ask for Huanmeng, and a small transparent bell immediately appeared in the center of his claws. According to the instructions, he shook the little bell at Qin Wenjing twice, but obviously no sound came out. However, Xu Anhe felt as if he heard a voice, and his consciousness began to become blurred. He closed his eyes and fell asleep quickly.

Although, this sleep didn't last for a minute, after a moment of weightlessness, Xu An and Pat fell somewhere.

Right in front of him, Mr. Qin, whose back was turned to Xu Anhe, heard something fall, turned his head and saw Xu Anhe grinning and helping his waist to get up.

For a moment, the two looked at each other.

After a long while, Qin Wenjing choked out a sentence: "Running naked is against the law."

Xu Anhe looked down at himself, his heart agitated, his face flushed, his hands covered his vitals, and shyly slipped into a side alley.This alley is really familiar, like the place where he and Qin Wenjing met back then.

It's really rare that Mr. Xu, who is embarrassed at the first meeting, still has the leisure to think that the alley doesn't look familiar.

The author has something to say: the moment Mr. Qin met Mao Tuan in a dream, he just wanted to sigh with emotion when he turned into that alley, when he heard a voice behind him, and turned his head to see a fruit man.

The ears of Mr. Qin, who had never been straight, turned red, and he choked out a sentence for a long time: streaking is illegal.

Mr. Xu, who was breaking the law, accidentally said: In the dream, people are not allowed to let themselves go?

What?after?

Looking at Mr. Xu lying on the bed, ask this question again~