Peak takeaway

Mai Fan never expected that the first words they heard after they came to the general's tomb were "Get lost and kneel down."

Even though the tomb is full of gloomy winds now, even the atmosphere in the large tomb is particularly terrifying, and it is very easy to make one's legs weak.However, Mai Fan, as a good young man who kneels to his parents and never kneels casually, was completely indifferent after hearing this sentence.As for President Jing Da, he already felt kind when he refused to let others kneel down for him. Now that someone asked him to kneel down, not only did he not respond at all, he even wanted to sneer.

Seeing that the two men didn't respond for a long time, the general who had obviously cheated the corpse thought that they were scared stupid, so he said again: "Come here and kneel down for this general, and I won't kill you if you become my slave." .”

Then, the general was beaten.

When he was rubbed against the ground and couldn't get up at all, the general who had been powerful for many years was also confused.No, could it be that everyone in this world has become so powerful after I slept for thousands of years? !Even a grave robber can beat his thousand-year-old zombie army to the ground? !

President Jingda looked down at the general who seemed to be completely unable to get up because of reality, and said, "Why did you give me such a big gift? Didn't you ask us to kneel for you before? Even if we don't kneel , You don’t even have to demonstrate it by yourself.”

General: "..." Damn it, can't you restrain your aura of exorcising evil spirits and suppressing evil spirits when you say this? !Standing and talking without pain in the back, it is you who are talking!

Only then did Mai Fan raise his feet, squatted down and said to the general: "Although I don't know which country or place you are the general from. But with such a magnificent tomb, you must have been very powerful in your lifetime. Although the possibility of serving as a soldier They are all a bit violent, but you can’t just let people kneel down for you, right? When you meet us with a good temper, we will beat you up. If you meet someone with a bad temper, you can directly Have you been exterminated as a demon heretic?"

The general twitched the corners of his mouth in a very speechless manner when he heard the words. He got up from the ground and sat on the board of his coffin and stared: "You guys are also called good-tempered? Forget it, it was my fault for speaking rudely to you before. But here is My resting place, you should not trespass here, right? I can’t blame me for treating you as grave robbers.”

Hearing that he spoke in a very orderly manner, Mai Fan nodded in relief, "Of course we are not tomb robbers, we are here to deliver a courier to you."

The general lived a total of 32 years during his lifetime, but he was so old that he couldn't understand what "express delivery" was.

However, when Mai Fan handed over the blood-red long knife and the box containing the gold and ruby ​​necklace to the general, the general suddenly realized: "Oh, so you are the head of the dart escort? You really have some skills. !"

Then the general stroked his saber very happily: "This treasured sword has been with me for 20 years. It has followed me since I was 12 years old when I went into battle to kill the enemy. It is thanks to him that I can make unworldly feats." Then the general sneered: "Those tomb robbers took advantage of my deep sleep and couldn't move. They even dug up my curtain and told me about my treasure and saber. I don't care about other belongings. Anyway, money is something outside of me. I don't care about it." That's a lot. But my saber is my second life, if I stole my life, they will see if they can afford it?"

"Cursed by Lao Tzu, they don't want to have a happy ending in this life!" The general laughed a couple of times at this point, as if he was gloating at the ending of those tomb robbers.

Mai Fan nodded: "What about the gold and ruby ​​necklace?"

The general clicked his tongue, looked at Mai Fan with special contempt and disgust, and said, "What gold and ruby ​​necklace? You bumpkin who has never seen the world. It is a red gold, red jade, golden phoenix peony circle! I made three of them, and I exchanged them for the marquis, and I plan to give them to my general's wife in the future..."

The general's expression darkened as he said that, obviously he still didn't send out this incomparably precious red gold red jade golden phoenix peony circle, the reason may be that this man died young, or it may be... Forget it, let's not mention it Are these sad things?

"Okay, now, general, we have sent you your saber and golden phoenix peony circle. Have you just woken up from a deep sleep?" Seeing the general nodding, Mai Fan showed a smile: "Then you You may not know much about this world now. Although the situation like yours is a bit special, our country also has government agencies that specialize in hiring talented people like you. You just need to register with me in a while, General. You can quickly understand this hugely changing world.”

When Jing Shanhai heard Mai Fan say this, he directly raised his eyebrows: "Director Liu should really pay you double salary." This kind of spirit of always thinking about recruiting talents for the National Special Affairs Bureau may move the crying National Special Bureau to recruit new people. Do it?

Mai Fan chuckled twice: "One more friendly army is stronger. It's better than our general being fooled into being a gunman in the future, isn't it?"

Then Mai Fan looked at the general expectantly: "What do you think?"

The general sat on his coffin with a golden knife, shaking his head: "Not really."

The corner of Mai Fan's mouth twitched.

"I'm a general. I thought about what you said just now. I mean, let me go to another place to be a soldier and then follow other people's orders?" The general patted his thigh: "I'm a general! A person with more than [-] people! How can he condescend to become a soldier!"

Mai Fan snorted, considering the general's dignity: "Then you can also be a nominal warlord, general. As long as you show your ability to our leader, even if you don't enter this government agency, you will receive preferential treatment Anyway, since you are awake, General, you can’t live in this place forever, right?”

This time, the general who heard the words did not refute.He himself was not stupid to be able to become a general under one person and above ten thousand during his lifetime.Although he has woken up, he also knows that he is different from normal people. He cannot enter the world naturally, not only because he cannot eat, drink and fight, but most importantly, he still cannot find a wife. It's worse.His pre-appointed wife ran away with someone else, and now he has to find a daughter-in-law as soon as possible to end his life as a bachelor soldier leader!

"...Then I will go and have a look with you." The general snorted, "But don't try to play tricks! I was beaten by the two of you before, but it was because I asked you I don’t care about you juniors, now that I have the saber in my hand, ten of you are not my right, uh.”

Before the general finished his self-praising words, he met Jing Shanhai's cool gaze, and the corner of his mouth twitched, and he closed his mouth in embarrassment.

Mai Fan snorted, and just when the general thought he was going to meet the head of that organization, he suddenly said righteously: "General, then let's talk about the cost of express delivery."

General: "What?"

Mai Fan: "The money for the darts."

General: "Is this general still missing you a little money? Come on, follow me to the treasure house next door, gold, silver and treasures are up to you!" The way he waved his big hand was quite like a local tyrant.

However, when the general confidently brought Mai Fan and Jing Shanhai to his treasure house, he was immediately shocked by the tragedy inside and couldn't speak for a long time.It took a long time before the general's incomparably angry roar came from the underground tomb——

My baby! !

It was all stolen! !

"I'm going to kill those Xiaoxiao who stole my treasure." The general said with a gloomy face.Nearly all of his life's collection had been stolen, and those stores of pearls and expensive cloths had decayed.Therefore, there is almost nothing in the treasury that can be used as rewards.The general suddenly felt that the previous wave of his hand seemed to hit him directly in the face, which made him very embarrassed.And this President Jing was very disdainful to insert a knife: "I can't even hide my own treasure well."

Mai Fan hurriedly stared over, don't make trouble.

Jing Shanhai was also very righteous: "No one can steal my treasures! And the place where they are placed can make them immortal! If you don't believe me, I will take you to the treasure house to see when I go back tonight. I will definitely scare you to death."

Mai Fan: "Oh. You are awesome. I applaud you."

Jing Shanhai: "..." Don't think that I can't hear this as a mockery.

The general was still a little emotional at the moment, he turned around a few times in place, his tall figure and the armor he was wearing made people feel very oppressive.While circling the general, he muttered to himself: "This general never breaks his promise, and the fee for the darts must be paid!"

Then when Mai Fan watched him spin more than ten times and was about to turn himself dizzy, the general stopped suddenly, then he turned his head seriously, looked at Mai Fan carefully, and put He looked at it from top to bottom, and when Mai Fan couldn't help but feel a little hairy, he suddenly laughed.

"The general thought of a way to get the best of both worlds!"

Mai Fan inexplicably had a bad premonition.Jing Shanhai also narrowed his eyes.

I saw that the general took out the red gold red jade golden phoenix peony ring that was carefully hidden in his arms before, and then put it in Mai Fan's hand very solemnly. President Jing Da said with a smile in his eyes that could almost kill people: "Seeing that you are white, tender and beautiful, you can fight well, and you have a good temper. You should also do housework. Although I don't have money for escorting now, as long as you marry me, we will You are a family now! This red gold, red jade, golden phoenix and peony ring can just be my dowry and the money for the darts, and I have another daughter-in-law, ha! The best of both worlds!"

Mai Fan: "No, I'm a man?"

The general waved his hand: "I don't mind!"

Mai Fan: "..." Hehe, I don't mind.

So, before the general could say anything, the general was beaten again.

This time, Mai Fan was still holding the golden phoenix peony ring, before he could make a move, President Jing Da had already fought with the general in full swing.And within ten strokes, the general was pressed to the ground and rubbed.

General: "Why are you hitting me again?!" Even my former emperor brother didn't hit me! !

Jing Shanhai: "You were the one who hit me!" You fucking dare to snatch my daughter-in-law, even in front of my face! !