Is the villain fine today? [System]

calm down……

Qiuyue swallowed her saliva and roared in her heart: Damn it!How can I calm down! ! !

In the current situation - alone and widowed in the same room, and he is still naked, he can't stop this pervert from doing what he wants! !

Jiang Lan looked at his slightly nervous expression, and laughed happily: "Brother, you look so cute now."

Qiu Yuebai: "..."

After living for most of his life, it was the first time someone described him as cute, and his mood was complicated...

The more this kind of time, the more you can't show your timidity.

Qiu Yuebai comforted herself in this way: This is Xuanyunzong's territory, and there is a Jiahuan guarding outside the door, if there is anything, he just needs to shout out?

Thinking of this, Qiu Yuebai finally calmed down, and said coldly: "Get out for me."

Jiang Lan laughed lowly.He was so close that almost his whole body was against his back, his hot breath sprayed on Qiuyuebai's neck, it was itchy and numb, as if something furry had scratched his skin.

Qiu Yuebai was not used to this intimate distance, so she moved her body in the bucket.

It's a pity that the bathtub is so big, unless he moves outside the barrel, he can't dodge at all - in fact, even if he moves outside the barrel, with his current combat power, he is definitely not Jiang Lan's opponent.

Jiang Lan narrowed her eyes, as if stimulated by his action, a wicked look flashed between her brows.

He pinched Qiu Yuebai's jaw with his right hand, forced him to turn his face away, and said through gritted teeth, "Eldest brother hates me so much? You don't even want to see me?"

Qiu Yuebai remained silent, her eyes fell on the screen behind him, she just didn't look at him.

He frantically knocked on the system in his heart: "Where did Jiang Lan awaken the blood of the fairy clan that was agreed? Why is the essence blackened again??? I want to give you a bad review by the system!!"

[System: After testing, the target person's symptoms are "atypical blackening". 】

Qiu Yuebai was stunned: "Atypical blackening?"

[System: In layman's terms, there was an accident when absorbing the fairy bone, which led to the incomplete awakening of the blood of the fairy clan. In this case, the system is powerless. Please take care of the player No. [-]. 】

...Go away, take care of you big-headed ghost!

Qiu Yuebai: "An accident happened? What accident?"

[System: It's hard to say. The target person received external stimuli when absorbing the fairy bones. It may be physical damage or psychological damage, which eventually leads to madness. 】

Qiu Yuebai: "Wait... What you said couldn't be..."

Qiu Yuebai suddenly remembered the scene where Jiang Lan kissed him forcefully in the Nether Abyss, and then was kicked unconscious by him.

...Damn it!Can't it, just one kick, and something went wrong with the kick?

In an instant, Qiu Yuebai chopped off her own heart.

Jiang Lan saw that he was silent, the coldness in his eyes became more and more intense, and then he suddenly laughed lowly, bowed his head and kissed Qiuyue's pale pink lips.

Qiu Yuebai: "Ummmmmm..." This is the third time!Kissed by a man for the third time! ! !Can it still work? !

Feeling his struggle, Jiang Lan pressed even harder, her palm firmly pressing on the back of his head, preventing him from escaping.

Qiu Yuebai was almost suffocated by his kiss.

As a single dog with little love experience, Qiu Yuebai is not very good at breathing during kissing.

So when Jiang Lan let go of him, he found that Qiu Yuebai's entire face was flushed red, and there was a trace of anger and shame in her misty eyes, as if she wanted to struggle but couldn't push him away.

Looking at Qiu Yuebai like this, Jiang Lan's eyes became darker and darker. He wished he could imprison his elder brother right now, wanted to make him completely his own, wanted to trample him, destroy him, and let him be in his arms. crying.

He said in a hoarse voice: "Eldest brother, why should you be so angry? When you were at the bottom of the cliff, didn't you feel comfortable being kissed by me?"

Qiu Yuebai didn't hear what he was saying at all.

His ears were buzzing, and he was dumbfounded.

As a straight man, is there anything more thunderbolt than being kissed by a man? !

Qiu Yuebai came back from the horror, and the first thought that flashed in her mind was - don't let Jiang Lan know!

He slapped his hands flat on the water, and there were countless splashes around him. Jiang Lan raised his hand to block it. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Qiu Yuebai grabbed the clothes hanging on the screen, wrapped them around her, and jumped out tub.

Qiu Yuebai thought very well, the design of ancient clothes is basically very loose, and when it is pulled up on the body, without a girdle, it is no different from a bucket, which can perfectly cover up his embarrassment at this time.

Unexpectedly, the accident came too suddenly.

Just now, the splash of water he slapped away wet the surface of the glazed brick, and when he stepped on it, the soles of his feet slipped, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell back directly.

Just when Qiu Yuebai thought that she would have a close contact with the ground, someone gently grabbed her waist, and the world was spinning before her eyes. Qiu Yuebai snorted, feeling her straight nose hit a wall, but the wall was soft. It was moderately hard and had a pleasant light fragrance. After carefully identifying it, he felt that the smell was very similar to the floral fragrance of gardenias.

Qiu Yuebai raised her hand and touched her nose to confirm that her handsome face was not disfigured, then looked down.

No wonder he didn't feel any pain, it turned out that Jiang Lan had been his meat pad once.

He coughed lightly and subconsciously said, "Thank you."

As he spoke, he planned to get up.

Jiang Lan wrapped her arms around his waist, looked straight at him, and called out after a long while: "Brother..."

Um?This tone, this tone, could it be...

Qiu Yuebai asked tentatively, "Jiang Lan?"

Jiang Lan blinked his eyes, and there was obviously a hint of confusion in his eyes. He said, "This is... Danqing Temple? Why am I here?"

Huh, it's back to normal! !

A kick made something wrong; a fall made it fall back to its original state... Qiu Yuebai didn't know how to make complaints about this setting.

But thankfully it turned out to be good.

Qiu Yuebai breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that this posture was really insulting to gentleness, so she said, "Get up first and then talk."

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that Jiang Lan's body froze, and his expression was a little strange.

"What's wrong?" Qiu Yuebai asked hastily.

Could it be that he broke his brain while wrestling? !

Jiang Lan faltered and said: "Elder brother...you...below you..."

This time Qiu Yuebai froze.

Jiang Lan said softly: "It's up to me..."

With a "bang", a gorgeous firework exploded on Qiuyuebai's face, and her whole body was like a shrimp thrown into boiling water, completely red.

At this time, Qiu Yuebai suddenly realized a truth: there is no most embarrassing thing, only more embarrassing!

He wanted to pretend that nothing had happened, but his hands and feet didn't listen to him at all, so Qiu Yuebai chose to roll off Jiang Lan's body.

He rolled to the side, and the unfastened robes instantly fell apart, revealing half of his naked body.

Qiu Yuebai felt that he must be very much like a shaved duck now, naked, just waiting to be disemboweled and put into a frying pan.

He didn't have time to think whether it was better to cook shrimp or duck, Jiang Lan suddenly rolled over, rolled onto him, and looked down at him.

His hand went down all the way, like a child found a novel toy, and he would not stop playing with it, Qiu Yuebai even felt that he was still gently pinching it playfully, and the trembling feeling swept all over his body.

"Hmm..." Qiu Yuebai took a deep breath, all three souls and seven souls trembled, and almost flew up immediately, half ashamed and half embarrassing, "Let go..."

Jiang Lan's eyes shone brightly, as if the sky was covered with stars, and he whispered in Qiuyuebai's ear in a low and hoarse voice: "Brother, isn't this uncomfortable? I can help you..."

Qiu Yuebai choked a mouthful of old blood in her throat, suppressed her urge to swear, and gritted her teeth: "I tell you to let go!"

Jiang Lan said seriously: "Senior brother, it will be very uncomfortable if you don't get it out."

Qiu Yuebai: "..."

Why use such a serious tone to open a yellow accent? ? ?

Qiu Yuebai couldn't help reaching out to push him, and whispered: "Get out!"

Jiang Lan obviously didn't intend to roll off.

He just rolled up, how could he roll down?

With just a slight movement of his palm, he immediately felt the man under him tremble, his eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of mist, showing a little water, and the thin anger on his face was gradually replaced by lust. , so pitiful and cute, people can't help but want to feel pity.

Jiang Lan's breathing was a little short, and such a weak senior brother lying under him instantly aroused the deepest desire in his heart.

He had imagined countless times in his dreams, taboos that would never be touched in reality, and at this moment, it was within his reach, allowing him to do whatever he wanted.

Jiang Lan smiled and said, "Elder brother, it's okay, I will help you."

... I thank you and your family!

"...Jiang Lan," Qiuyue Bai cursed secretly, took a breath, and said seriously, "Stop pretending."

Jiang Lan was silent for a while after hearing the words.

A moment later, a sinister smile suddenly appeared on his innocent face. Qiu Yuebai was already mentally prepared, but when he saw this smile, there was still an endless chill running down his back.

Jiang Lan said: "Senior brother, I really can't hide anything from you."

Qiu Yuebai: "..." Little bastard's acting skills are pretty good, I was almost fooled by you! !

Qiu Yuebai remained calm, and reached out to hook Jiang Lan's neck, as if she wanted to hug him.

Jiang Lan stared at Qiu Yuebai's face with eyes like a poisonous snake, and did not move, letting Qiu Yuebai wrap his arms around him and gently pull his body down.

Immediately afterwards, he felt a numbness in the back of his neck, and a sense of dizziness rushed into his mind.

Jiang Lan's eyes widened suddenly, with an expression of disbelief.

Qiu Yuebai was also a little surprised: Hey, I didn't expect him to succeed so easily! !

Facing Jiang Lan, who was fine-grained, Qiu Yuebai knew that she was no match for him, so the blow just now was completely a dead horse as a living horse doctor, just trying her luck.

So it seems that his luck seems to be good!Well, it's time to buy a lottery ticket when we go back!

Qiu Yuebai pushed away the person who was pressing on her, and got up from the ground.

During the period, due to some unspeakable reasons, his legs were weak several times, and he almost fell and ate shit again.

Tried the temperature of the water, it was almost completely cool.

Qiu Yuebai did not hesitate, and directly soaked in the whole person.

Cold water is great, cold water relaxes the tendons and activates the collaterals, which is good for your health. Haven’t you seen online ice bucket challenges, winter swimming and other items so popular?

Qiuyuebai soaked for a while, shivering from the cold, and heard Jiahuan's voice through the door: "Brother, haven't you washed yet? Would you like Jiahuan to change a bucket of hot water for you?"

Qiu Yuebai hurriedly said: "No, no need. I'll be fine soon, you wait outside!"

Entering now, he will not only see a brother soaking in cold water, but also a brother who is unconscious.

And Qiu Yuebai could neither explain why he took a cold bath, nor why Jiang Lan appeared in his room.

Therefore, death cannot let him in!

After her body almost returned to normal, Qiu Yuebai came out of the bathtub and put on the clothes one by one.

The process of getting dressed also took him a lot of time.

God knows how convenient it was to use magic to automatically change clothes before!What now? ! !

Thinking of this, Qiu Yuebai hated Ling Xiao even more in her heart!

Ahhh, he must tear Ling Xiao a hundred times a hundred times!

After completing the task of scolding Ling Xiao every day, Qiu Yuebai looked down at the ignorant Jiang Lan.

Hmph, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked! !

But if he was angry again, he still stepped forward and gently hugged Jiang Lan, looked around the room, and finally stopped in the direction of the bed.

Since ancient times, Tibetans have been under the bed, and it is difficult to detect ghosts with the human eye - I am sincere and do not deceive me.

The author has something to say: Please make up your own brains for some indescribable things _(°:з」∠)_

The single dog author decided to give a spoiler: In fact, Jiang Lan is even better at acting than the big brother~~~ If any smart cutie sees it, well, remember to keep it secret, and don’t tell the truth if you see it through, hee hee!