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Wan Yinjiaye thought about whether his racial talent was really incomprehensible.

Not only did she think about it, but she also took real actions.Even Ms. Hanako once told her that she had thought about pouring Ms. Hanako's transformer, that is, an existence similar to "mother" into a cement cast iron cage and sinking it into the sea.

It's just that this method is a bit too cruel, and Konoha is not close to the sea, so she never implemented it.

But other things, she did.

At the beginning, she committed suicide and died in the water tank, thinking whether her fire, which is similar to the phoenix nirvana, can be eliminated by the natural nemesis water, but Wan Yinjiaye herself said that she linked this link to death with The newborn flame was called 'the fire of Nirvana', and naturally it did not succeed.

Miss Wan Yin woke up in the bathtub at home. Although she didn't know what she had swallowed, she hadn't seen anything like snakes, rats and ants in that period of time.

This method doesn't work, but Wan Yinjiaye still wants to work hard in this area. Although she can't pour herself into cement and cast iron, she also tried to jump into the sea once.

However, that time also ended in failure. Wanyin Jiaye, who secretly reported to Qianshou Feijian, came back from the country of water by detour. I heard that the fishermen around the country of water hadn’t caught any sea fish for half a year, so they directly gave it to the country of water. The economy has a dimensionality reduction blow.

It seemed that there was really no way to put out the fire with water, so Ms. Wan Yin gave up this way, intending to let the flame have no "life energy" to swallow, and extinguish it by herself.

But, if Miss Wan Yin hadn't prepared small animals in advance, I'm afraid the mountain forest behind the bald leaves would have been burned directly.

She found someone to dig a hole, jumped into it, was buried alive, and slept peacefully in the ground, but the evil fire directly burned through the soil layer, and even after Miss Wan Yin got up from the hole, she found several pieces of clay and glass. crafts.

In all kinds of struggles and continuous efforts, Miss Wan Yin did not find any solution, and she was disheartened, so she could only drift with the flow by herself.

Follow your own mind, regardless of righteousness or evil, do whatever you want, and use your appearance to laugh at those who are confused by you at will.

If you insist on counting, it should be the trough of Wan Yinjiaye's life, if a ghost like her has a life.

Today the sun is just right, the breeze is blowing, the flowing air with fine salt particles brushes over the small piece of skin between the cheekbones and the eye sockets, you can hear the sound of the wind, the sound of water, and the chirping of birds.

The sunlight penetrated through the eyelids and entered the eyeballs. Wanyin Jiaye, who hadn't touched this thing for three years, finally opened his eyes slowly amidst the clamor and wriggling of his stomach.

It is blue in the eyes, dotted with twinkling light spots, flickering among the turbulent waves... Is that supposed to be the sea?

Wanyinjiayeyuan lives in Konoha in the interior of the mainland. I have seen things like the sea, but they are not common.

The sun looked warm, but she still felt a little cold. She subconsciously stretched out her hands to prop up her body, and sat up from the state of facing up. I should have been taken ashore by the waves.

It is not difficult to draw this conclusion, because the place Miss Wan Yin chose is right next to a river, which is connected to Tokyo Bay.

Wanyin Jiaye didn't know what happened after she was engulfed in the sun, she just thought it was the same as usual, just like the countless times she experienced the curse of immortality.

My head was a little foggy, my chest was a little stuffy, and my consciousness was very slow. Most of my bodily functions were taken away by hunger. I blinked twice, and after adapting to the strong light, the naked woman let go of her hands. The sand soaked in sea water, the heel tendon exerted force, and a small crater was printed on the beach.

She goes to the sea.

The sea, there is always something to eat.

Fish, sea crab, snails, octopus... whatever, there is always something.

Miss Wan Yin who was hungry was the most annoying, so when she found only broken shells and seaweed roots dug out from the deep mud in the sand on the shallow beach, her eyes were terribly cold.

She hadn't realized the fact that she had turned into a human being. She was holding the seaweed roots and broken shells in her hands. When she exerted force, the blood flowed directly onto the sand along the wound cut by the shell gap.

The salt in the seawater seemed to have found a treasure, and it rushed over all at once.

Rao Wanyin Jiaye, who has long been accustomed to the pain, couldn't help but smacked his lips: "Tsk."

The tip of the tongue brushed over the gums, and after rinsing in the sea water, he opened his mouth—a mouthful of sand.

Unlucky.

The cross-section of the chewing teeth grinds and crushes the leaves of seaweed, and the taste of bitter and salty natural sea salt pours into the mouth. I did not expect to open my mouth again after three years, and the joy of experiencing food turned out to be this taste.

After chewing twice, that is to say, the cheeks squirmed twice. This poor woman who is naked and standing in the sea for no reason to eat seaweed looks like a crazy woman in the eyes of the people around her.

This person just came here. He had nothing important to do in the afternoon, and he had finished his work, so he wanted to go to the beach for a walk.

He was wearing leather shoes, trousers and a shirt, black and white, and he was holding a glass bottle, half of which was left.

The man is holding the relatively narrow neck of the bottle, and his index finger fits along the cold glass, and the yellowish wine shakes in a clockwise direction along with his index finger.

Then, like watching a clown show, he put the mouth of the narrow glass bottle to his mouth and took a sip.

The wine poured backwards and collided with the thick wall of transparent glass.

This sound is slow and clear, fast and has constant aftermath, and it is different from the sound of the sea or river rolling and beating, sweeping away the air, and it just so happens that Wan Yinjiaye is very familiar with this sound.

She is the proprietress of the tavern, and she knows this stuff all too well.

Wanyin Jiaye, who was called a crazy woman by someone, suddenly turned her head, saw the tall man clearly, and then frowned.

He held the wine bottle in one hand and put his other hand in his trouser pocket, leaning gently on the protective platform made of cement, his face was reddish, and there was a smile on his face.

He saw this crazy woman aware of her own existence, her hair was slapped on her face randomly by the sea breeze, and there was a green seaweed leaf half mixed with sand in her mouth. The madman's mouth was still wriggling, swallowing the seaweed mouth.

"Yo!" The man was very interested.

He doesn't care whether this person is very different from the world's definition of normal, but he just thinks it's interesting to take off his clothes and eat seaweed here.

But the crazy woman seemed to only look at him and didn't speak.

But it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter to someone whose nerve endings have been blasted off by alcohol.

The man's fingers were very nice, and he just used this kind of toilet paper to press the mouth of the bottle and pour it into his mouth.

ton ton ton.

After a while, the half bottle of alcohol was swallowed by the man.

"I said madman, what are you doing? Performance art? Or do you want to embrace the sea?"

The man threw away the glass bottle, which fell into the sand, and he walked over: "Hey, I just want to try the 'suicide behavior' of jumping into the sea today, are you interested in joining us?"

He is called a lunatic, but Wanyin Jiaye feels that the person in front of him is an out-and-out psychopath.

Although... this psychopath looks like a dragon and phoenix?

The man walked into Wanyinjiaye, and as he walked, he unbuttoned the buttons on his white shirt with the finger that was pressed against the glass of the wine bottle. When he was only half a meter away from Wanyinjiaye, he had already unbuttoned them all. , and then flipped the orchid fingers with both hands, and opened his clothes facing Wanyin Jiaye.

"How?" He raised his eyebrows at the crazy woman.

"..." She didn't think this was insane anymore, it was abnormal, right? ?

Finally, Wanyinjiaye gave up the idea of ​​asking for directions, and came up with the idea of ​​this perverted wallet.

A trace of disgust flashed in the woman's eyes hidden behind her hair, and she took a step back subconsciously, but thinking that she was waiting for this pervert's wallet, she had no choice but to stop, even though she was resisting with all her heart.

"Are you going to kill yourself?"

The crazy woman finally made a rational voice, and the man restrained his complacency a little, "Promised me?"

He stopped what he was doing, and the half-taken-off clothes revealed the man's thin shoulders, with obvious bones.He tucked in his waist so that the clothes would not fall off.

Miss Wan Yin felt that the hair on her face was a bit sticky, so she stroked it back in the middle of her hair, revealing her whole face.

However, Miss Wan Yin would not consider the aesthetics or likes and dislikes of a neurotic or perverted thing. She didn't care about the other party's stunning eyes flashing for a moment, and only stared at the other party's pants.

"Aren't you going to die, give me your wallet, and I will carry them forward for you."

"..."

There was no trace of pure affection for beautiful things.

This is the first meeting between Ms. Wan Yin and Mr. Dazai, full of personal egoism, and trying to crush another existence.

They don't care about the life and death of a lunatic, a psychopath, or a pervert, they just take what they get, and try to extract all the things they like and love from each other in the shortest possible time.

Wan Yin Jia Ye is appetite, and Dazai Osamu is vanity.

At least, Miss Wan Yin thought so, and later she called people who have been committing suicide and have not been accepted by hell as people who satisfy their vanity.

Hai's voice was still the same, Miss Wan Yin stretched out her hand, hooked it twice, and signaled the other party to hurry up and stop talking about those vain people.

"Hurry up."

Osamu Dazai slowly looked at the other's hand from the other's face along the direction of his eyes, his eyes sank, he faintly felt that something was about to come out again, but the more he was like this, the more he tried to resist.

Two forces held his hands and feet, and the black-haired young man reached out to take out his wallet, pinched it between two fingers, and looked at the black leather wallet a little critically.

"I can give it to you, but you want to go there with me, how about it?" The young man pointed at the coastline where the sun was hanging with his chin.

Wan Yinjiaye raised her eyes, she didn't think that the other party would give it to her voluntarily, she just tried it, if she could save some effort.

She laughed and reached for it directly. The young man threw the wallet into the other hand as if it were a poker card.

The hand that had just been stretched out stopped at the tip of Mr. Dazai's nose, and the white, wet, reddish fingertips stopped in front of his eyes, stopped in the black shadow that had just flashed past.

Wan Yin Jia Ye, who was born as a ninja, is a ninja famous for her speed and magic. This speed is nothing to her.

It's just that she doesn't know why, but she has concerns, although - she doesn't know where the concerns come from.

"You want to die, I don't want to kill, and I don't want to be a murderer... I remember that there is such a thing in the Taisho law." What kind of law does the crazy woman talk to him about?

wait a minute, she means...

"Taisho law?"

"There was a case written in the book. A man and a woman committed suicide by jumping off a cliff. As a result, the man didn't die. After being rescued, he was regarded as an abettor for the murderer and spent several years in prison." This crazy woman also talked about the incident in the book. things, but she didn't think it was strange for her to say this: "I..."

She paused for a moment, then opened her brows slightly after frowning, and glanced at him with her two dark eyes: "I want to be... a good person?"

She seemed to have difficulty saying these two words.

Osamu Dazai felt that the indescribable things in her body suddenly disappeared.

This is not a lunatic who is willing to be naked and eat green algae in the sea. This is obviously a mortal who is strictly restricted by the rules and regulations of the world society.

Well, that's about it for him.

Thinking of himself as superior, Mr. Dazai let go of the wallet in his hand, and sank into the sand like the poor white glass bottle.

"boring."

The author has something to say:

Please don't learn the behavior of this bad thing (cover your face and cry)

Everyone must be positive and love life!

(Although everyone wants to poke me, but I should let you love Kangkang and my ability to write sand sculptures!) Push my new pre-acquisition "I am punching the crumbs of the world in modern times [Comprehensive]":

The hell staff will be afraid of the first administrative officer (evil ghost) under Yan Mo Dawang, and of course, the same is true for Ah Xiang, who is in charge of collecting and sorting out the book of life and death.

until one day……

Her life and death book work except for mistakes.

Ah Xiang: Scared!

A Xiang was whipped by the evil ghost, so he could only come to the human world with tears in his eyes to fulfill their long-cherished wish for the ghosts who would go to hell early at the wrong time.

She told Boss Scraps (crying): "I blame you for being naughty and mischievous! I have to give you some strings, one, two, three, four strings in the world, and the pillars of gold, wood, water and fire to complete this broken life! I blame you, come here Get beaten!"

Boss crumbs who became the new generation of cadres (proud): Hmph!

As for why 100 years have passed... Ah Xiang's reason is: reincarnation also needs to queue up!

1. cp is undecided, but 1v1

2. Record the beautiful life of the group of people in the Taisho period in modern times.

3. Continuing to write Mr. Crocodile's college episode, if this is in a carefree and peaceful era!

3. There are ghosts, reincarnations, and memories!