How to solve the cub who gave birth to the tyrant villain

Lu Hanzhi said angrily: "It's not that I said that you guys from the Yuwen family are so active. Every time you hit it right away! I must have owed you in my previous life, otherwise why would I have given you a cicada? Another spider?"

Yu Wenxuan was stunned, he looked at Lu Hanzhi in disbelief, and then at his flat belly.

He asked in a low voice, "Are you...pregnant? But...but you're not..." Have you ever taken the Biziwan?

Lu Hanzhi was a little hysterical, and said: "Yeah! I fucking want to know too! Who knows that I would still be pregnant after eating it! All right! This time I'm going to form a Zerg alliance for Achan!"

Yu Wenxuan stood there like this, listening to him lose his temper, and following his thoughts.

Even after I realized it, my heart was going to be beautiful, so beautiful that it was bubbling.

Yu Wenxi looked at him with a tender face, even if he occasionally swears at this moment, he still thinks it is cute.

The resentment in Lu Hanzhi's heart was not exhausted, he stepped forward and kicked the iron board, and said: "You keep saying that the plan is in the plan but not in the plan, am I in your plan? Why did you plan with the second brother early in the morning but not Why did you want to hide it from me? Did my second brother ever hide it from my second sister-in-law? Others are a couple, so we are not?"

As he spoke, Lu Hanzhi was filled with grievances.

Angrily, he thumped the iron plate twice again, but the opponent was made of iron, as if no matter how he beat it, it would not hurt.

Yu Wenxuan stepped forward and hugged him, and said: "Han'er, I'm sorry, it was the king who was wrong, and I was wrong. How about I... put on the armor and hit you? If you do this, your hands will hurt."

Lu Hanzhi pushed him away and said, "Who wants to hit you! I don't want to hit you! I worked so hard in the capital to build you ballistas, fire oil tanks, and fire oil gourds! It's good for you! Ha ha? I realized it by myself? Finally Once, you even gave me a big pig's trotter! You are really capable! Why don't you stew yourself and give it to me?"

Yu Wenxuan stepped forward to hug him again, and said, "Stew, stew, let the gang leader go to fight the fire."

Lu Hanzhi said angrily: "Bah! I don't even want to eat you after you've been stewed! You can tell at a glance that the meat is like firewood, who wants to eat it? People like you deserve to be unable to marry a wife like in the previous life. I'm really unlucky for eight lifetimes. Why?" Just marry you? I... vomit..."

A wave of nausea surged up, and Lu Hanzhi finally stopped talking.

Yu Wenxuan stepped forward to pat him on the back with distress, and said, "Han'er, take a rest first, drink some tea to moisten your throat before scolding, how about I give you a shoulder squeeze if you are tired of scolding?"

Lu Hanzhi stopped scolding, he was really tired now.

He patted his chest, looked up at Yu Wenhong, full of grievances filled his heart, as if the blow-up just now had exhausted all his energy, he just threw himself into Yu Wenhong's arms, and began to cry.

Right now, he doesn't care what kind of men don't cry easily, and he doesn't care what kind of man should be self-improvement.

I just want to cry, I just want to be weak, I just want someone to protect me.

Lu Hanzhi cried and said: "Yu Wenjun, if you dare to die to me, I will dare to divorce you."

Yu Wenxuan: "Divorce?"

Lu Hanzhi said: "I just want to divorce you, my princess is going to divorce you."

Yu Wenxuan was quite happy, and said: "Okay, rest... No, this king will not die, they are all dead, and this king will not die either. This king will protect the princess, and our... Zerg... alliance?"

Lu Hanzhi finally laughed through his tears and said, "Yes, Spider, I named him Spider, the spider of the spider."

Yu Wenxuan: ...

He thought it was called Azhu, but actually wanted to remind Lu Hanzhi that Azhu was the same generation as his father.

There is no need to remind me now, it is actually a spider's spider.

Yu Wenxuan wanted to ask why it was called the spider of the spider.

When I think about it, I can accept the name of A Chan, but can't I accept A Spider?

So he boasted very against his will: "...It sounds good."

Lu Hanzhi said: "Because I have lived and slept in the open these days, I often encounter spiders in the woods. Do you know that I am very afraid of spiders? As a result, I have become good friends with them now. On the way here, I also caught a huge spider , the kind bigger than a cicada.”

Yu Wenxuan just hugged him in his arms like this, even listening to him, he was satisfied.

He thought that when he saw Lu Hanzhi, he would go crazy and want to crush him and rub him into his body.

But now, as long as he is by my side, my restless heart will soon calm down.

Yu Wenku suddenly said, "Han Zhi."

Lu Hanzhi said: "What are you doing?"

Yu Wenxuan said: "I think you have a curse on you."

Lu Hanzhi: ...You have seen all this?

Yu Wenxuan added another sentence: "The spell that makes this king calm down."

Lu Hanzhi breathed a sigh of relief and said, "My lord, do you miss me?"

Yu Wenxuan replied honestly: "I thought about it, I really thought about it. I sent someone to send you a long letter from home. But you had already left the capital at that time, and you didn't receive it."

Lu Hanzhi said in his heart that you still have a little conscience, so it is worthwhile for me to come all the way to find you.

He was finally not so angry, put his arms around his neck, smiled at him, and said, "Achan asked me to bring you a gift, do you want to see it?"

Yu Wenxi looked confused and asked, "What?"

Lu Hanzhi took out a piece of bamboo pattern paper from his arms and handed it to Yu Wenchun.

Yu Wenxi opened it up and saw that there were more than a dozen small paw prints scattered all over the place.

After seeing this small paw print, Yu Wenxuan's eyes couldn't help but be filled with tenderness.

Lu Hanzhi said: "A-Chan can talk a lot now, it's spring, my lord, A-Chan is almost one year old."

Yu Wenxuan couldn't believe it. When he saw this child for the first time, he pissed on his face.

Thinking about it, he deserved it. Who made him, a father, not fulfill his responsibilities as a father?

The two hugged each other for a long time in the military tent, but they really just hugged each other and talked for a long time, nothing happened.

When the night fell, a follower asked tentatively: "My lord, my concubine, are you preparing meals?"

Yu Wenxuan looked at Lu Hanzhi, and Lu Hanzhi said: "Beibei, I'm hungry, what do I have for dinner tonight?"

The gang leader immediately came in with a smile, and replied: "I just killed two lambs, and I will give extra meals to the prince and princess."

Lu Hanzhi asked: "Roast whole lamb?"

The gang leader replied, "Exactly."

Lu Hanzhi said: "Eat, eat, eat! You don't know, I haven't eaten any good things along the way."

There are quite a few gourmet areas along the way, but unfortunately he travels night and day and dare not delay.

Yu Wenxuan immediately said: "Give the princess extra food!"

The gang leader grinned happily and said, "That's it! Let's order it!"

Soon, a roasted whole lamb and a table of delicacies were brought up.

Lu Hanzhi was dumbfounded, and said, "Why did you get me so much food? Is this enough for the soldiers to eat for several days?"

Then he looked at Yu Wenju, frowned and said, "How did you become a general?"

Yu Wenxi also looked confused, shook his head and said: "I don't know, there is no such food in the camp."

Military rations and vegetables are all provided uniformly.

There are a few sheep, which were sent by the border residents.

Yu Wenxuan was paid and kept on the grass beside the camp.

But these on the table were something he had never seen before.

The gang leader smiled and said: "Go back to the lord, these are all brought by the soldiers below to add food to the princess."

Yu Wenxuan asked: "Huh? How did you get it?"

The gang leader smiled a little embarrassedly: "The hump was...stolen from the enemy camp, and the black fish was found from the river behind. These are wild quail eggs. A group of infantry ran to the bushes I picked it up here. This chicken belongs to our camp, it was baked by my subordinates, and it’s dedicated to my sister-in-law hehe..."

Yu Wenxi coughed twice, and the leader of the gang immediately recovered his serious expression, and said: "It's all the wishes of the soldiers, and I invite my sister-in-law... the princess to accept it with a smile!"

Lu Hanzhi didn't have the slightest airs, stepped forward and said: "If you want to call me sister-in-law, how polite are you? Go out and thank the brothers for me, I will definitely taste them all. But... I can't eat that much by myself, why don't you keep some like me, Let the soldiers have a fresh taste of the rest!"

The gang leader was quite happy, and said: "Then the subordinates will say that the sister-in-law rewarded the soldiers for food!"

Lu Hanzhi said: "Okay, my sister-in-law invites the soldiers to eat meat and drink!"

Yu Wenxuan added: "There is no need for wine, eat more meat!"

Soldiers are not allowed to drink alcohol when they are outside, which is prone to accidents.

The gang leader took the order, let someone come in and served some for Lu Hanzhi, put it on a small table, chopped off two lamb legs, and carried the rest out to reward the soldiers.

Lu Xuzhi also came over to eat, he took a deep breath looking at the delicacies on the small table, and said, "Oh, it's been a long time since I ate such a sumptuous meal!"

Oh oh, this exclamation is also contagious.

Lu Hanzhi: "Oh, the second brother is here?"

Lu Xuzhi said: "Well, here we come, Han'er, how is your second sister-in-law?"

Lu Hanzhi took out a sweat towel from his bosom, and handed it to Lu Xuzhi: "Second sister-in-law asked me to bring it to you."

After taking the sweat towel, I saw the word Jue embroidered on it.

This is Yu Wenjue's close-fitting sweat towel. Lu Xuzhi took the sweat towel and couldn't help sniffing it on his nose.

At this moment, the circles of his eyes were a little red.

But it was only for a moment, he put away the sweat towel and said, "I'm hungry after eating."

The three of them sat together, and Lu Xuzhi poured wine.

He glanced at Yu Wenju, and said, "Ah Ju, stop drinking, come to Han'er, and have a drink with brother."

After talking about Lu Xuzhi, he wanted to pour wine for Lu Hanzhi, but was stopped by Yu Wenzhi, and said, "Second Brother, I'm afraid Han'er can't drink with you anymore."

"Why..." Lu Xuzhi was about to ask when he suddenly realized something.

He looked at Lu Hanzhi incredulously, and said, "I can't be... an uncle again, right?"

With helplessness on his face, Lu Han said, "That's not true, alas, second brother, we A Chan will have a younger brother soon."

Lu Xuzhi's face showed joy, he poured wine for himself, and drank it all in one gulp: "Descendants are blessings, my Han'er is a blessed person."

After finishing drinking, Lu Xuzhi poured himself another glass.

Lu Hanzhi blocked it and said, "Brother, drink less. Sister-in-law said, if you don't take good care of yourself, you will be made to kneel on the washboard when you go back."

Lu Xuzhi: ...

Yu Wenxuan: ...

The two looked up at the same time and asked, "What kind of new punishment is this?"

Lu Hanzhi held back his laughter, and was about to say something when he heard the assembly horn blowing outside.

A small soldier ran in to report: "Report! My lord, General Lu, Xifan Kingdom suddenly launched a charge!"