My Mountain and Sea Alien Beast Cat Cafe

boom--

Kaka-

After three strange voices sounded, a Huo Dou, whose head had been attacked and had lost his mobility, lay paralyzed on the ground.

On Fu Dou's forehead was a fish that was jumping and about to die of drought.

A white light flashed, and Ran Yiyu turned into a young girl, and looked at Qin Guang with aggrieved eyes, "Master Executive Officer, why are you using me to make troubles!"

"I'm a girl, how can I have intimate contact with this dog?!"

Just now with a bang, the thing that hit Huo Dou Gou's head was Ran Yiyu Benyu.

Qin Guang coughed, "Hand in hand."

On the one hand, it is naturally because there are no tools.

On the other hand, Ran Yiyu is already a sixth-order alien beast, and his physical strength can be imagined. With the buff added by him, the prison executive, who is invincible to all suspect beasts and prisoner beasts, it is still safe to stun a scourge drop.

Qin Guang walked over slowly, held Fu Dou's two dog legs, and shook them twice as a greeting.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Fudou, from now on your status as a suspect beast will be changed to a prisoner beast. Because of your bad behavior, we will sentence you to a third-level lifelong detention."

Fu Dou twitched twice, and the dog's eyes filled with tears of extreme grievance.

"I, I really got a leaflet. The leaflet said that this water blue star has delicious food, and the prison executive came here before!"

"False propaganda kills people!"

Qin Guang was speechless.

What kind of fairy leaflet, it also specifically stated that there is no prison executive on Water Blue Planet.

This clearly shows that there is no silver 300 taels here, OK?

Perhaps this kind of false propaganda would only be believed by a single-celled beast like Fudou with an underdeveloped IQ!

[Ding——Executive Officer No. 216 has detained Fudou, the trigger task is completed]

*completed*

[Trigger task] (compulsory execution): Arrest the Wild Fighter;

[Task time limit]: Execute immediately;

【mission rewards】:

1. The area of ​​Shanhaimao Cafe is 10 square meters;

2. Number of daily lucky draws*3.

【receive】

Qin Guang glanced at the system.

The appearance of Fudou is a big black dog. The only difference from the dog is that the dog sticks out its tongue to dissipate heat, and Fudou sticks out its tongue to breathe fire.

The energy of the system was poured into Fu Dou's body, and he was a big dog, which was abruptly turned into a meow by science.

Also said to build a scientific mountain and sea prison?

Turn a dog into a cat?

"Scientific shit!"

However, the status of the system is higher than him?It's also a mouthful!

Ran Yiyu was a villain, and when he became a human, he stretched out his hand and took out two hammers from his chest, his chest suddenly flattened, and then fiercely chased after Huo Dou and smashed it, "Let you kid bully my old lady again!!"

"Wahhaha, Fudou, you have today too!!!"

Huo Doumiao yelled terribly after being hit, the hairs all over her body exploded, and the fiery red hairs on her forehead showed panic, "Meow..."

At this time, the spring outing team passed by.

Seeing the girl frantically chasing and smashing the cat, her face turned livid.

"God, scripture, wow—?"

Qin Guang rubbed his forehead, "This is really true, fish fly like dogs."

Sighing, Qin Guang stepped on his feet continuously, and the blood poured into his feet, and the next second.

The invincible prison executive, Ran Yiyu's collar in his left hand, and Huo Dou's hairy right hand, "Be honest! They are all prison beasts, who is more noble than the other!"

Ran Yiyu's collar was slipped by Qin Guangti, unconvinced, "I must be noble, I'm just a suspect beast, human, fish, and cat shapes can be switched at will, Huo Dou is a prisoner beast, and can only become a cat."

Qin Guang: "It's a mouthful."

Explain.

Carrying the two troublemakers back to the cat cafe, Qin Guang was stunned as soon as he got near the cat cafe.

"Root, rob??"

At this moment, Maomao Cafe is crowded with people!

And all female college students? ?

"what's the situation?!"

His eyes widened, and things had exceeded Qin Guang's expectations.

Outside Maoca's door, a group of dark-faced old men stood under the tree, staring fiercely at Shanhai Maoca's signboard, and even cursed from time to time.

"Professor, profiteer! It's fine to sell the cat's appearance, even the child, curse his family to go bankrupt!"

Child? !

and many more!

Cui Yu is the only child in the cat cafe!

Oh no!

Qiaotou sack, that is not a mascot, only a fake cat is!

Thinking of a bunch of female college students stretching out their claws at their sons, the heart of the new dad Qin Guang's old father would be broken! !

"What are you doing... what?"

Qin Guang carried Fu Doumiao and Ran Yiyu and plunged into the crowd.

In the middle of the crowd, little Cui Yu had a serious face, but his red pupils were shining brightly, and his whole body exuded a happy atmosphere.

He was holding the mobile phone, and there was a magical background music playing from the mobile phone.

Qin Guang: "???"

"Play games?"

Little Cui Yu glanced at Qin Guang, and then concentrated on the mobile phone. With those focused eyes, it seemed that Xiaoxiaole in front of him was his whole world.

Damn? !

Say yes, I am your little baby? !

Opposite Cui Yu, another girl was also holding a mobile phone, and the background music synchronized on the mobile phone rang throughout the cat cafe.

Qin Guangfeng was in a mess, and his tone was difficult, "Are you playing matchmaker?"

No one pays attention to him.

Even the two fake cats stretched their cat heads, looking at Xiao Cui Yu's mobile phone screen.

The girl behind, who couldn't see the phone screen, just clicked to take pictures.

"Ahhhhh! The kids are so cute."

"Look, the meow on his shoulder, the combination of meow and cute baby, what kind of fairy cat cafe is this!!"

"Ah--"

Qin Guang sneered, raised his chin and walked in front of little Cui Yu, took the phone away with a swish, and performed the domineering, cool and handsome to the extreme.

Little Cui Yu's body froze, but after all, Judge Cui, who was used to seeing strong winds and waves in the underworld, only froze for a moment and then relaxed, "Ah, Xiao Guang is back."

He pretended to have just discovered Qin Guang.

On the side, the eyes of the female college students focused on Qin Guang with blame.

Qin Guang stared back mercilessly, "You guys took my son to play with the phone?"

"Uh, this..."

Suddenly, everyone felt guilty.

After all, in this world, it's really not a good thing to bring other people's sons to indulge in mobile games.

It's the same even if it's Xiaoxiaole!

Everyone slipped away.

Qin Guang confiscated Xiao Cui Yu's mobile phone, and the two fake cats on the other side were afraid that Qin Guang would make trouble, so they rushed out to solicit customers to work.

The few who stayed behind asked for a cup of milk tea with a guilty conscience.

"Three cups of small cups of milk tea, Chenghui 297, any form of payment is supported, thank you." Qin Guang has no expression.

At this time, he is just a ruthless money collecting machine.

The female student hurriedly scanned the QR code to pay, and the three dark heads gathered together, muttering softly.

"It's so dark! It's too expensive."

"It's as black as that boss's face!!"

Qin Guang: "?"

Little Cui Yu followed behind Qin Guang blankly, like a little tail.

"What are you following me for?" Qin Guang said coldly.

Little Cui Yu thought about it, but she still didn't quite understand why Qin Guang was angry, so she carefully changed the subject, "You said you wanted to bring me a gift when you went out."

gift crit——

boom!

Qin Guang's blood bar was emptied, and he didn't remember it at all.

Cui Yu's eyes lit up, and he saw Qin Guang's guilty conscience, so he pretended to be generous, "Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't bring a gift, I don't mind if you give me that mobile phone."

Qin Guang, "Hehe."

Your purpose was revealed too quickly.

The little Cui Yu used to gracefully take the phone and put it aside, but what is going on with the eyes and feelings of the Internet-addicted teenager now? !

It must be the group of female college students just now who brought their son into trouble!

"Be obedient, you are still young, and there are many things in the phone that are not suitable for you to see."

At this moment, little Cui Yu's serious little face was a little cracked, and he really wanted to knock off a Bana flower on the spot and restore his adult body!

"I'm still young?"

Cui Yu's face was full of weirdness.

Qin Guang suddenly remembered the guy in front of him, who was actually over 1000 years old, "I'm sorry to bother you."

Turn around and hand over your phone.

"Please, go and play."

Little Cui Yu sat down on the grand teacher's chair with satisfaction, and after a while, the background music of Xiaoxiaole's game sounded again.

The female college students opposite Cui Yu were already indulging in milk tea.

"Aww! It's a 99 cup of milk tea, it tastes so good!"

"I swear, this must be the best milk tea I've ever had!"

Bang, bang, bang, three times.

Simultaneously, the three put down the blue and white porcelain milk tea cups, and the cups collided with the cup holders, making a crisp sound.

Synchronized, the three of them showed satisfied expressions on their faces.

"Hey? Illusion? How do I feel that my cold is gone and my nose is not blocked at all?"

"Are you too? I feel that my cervical spine is much more comfortable!"

"Ahh! What kind of fairy milk tea."

Holding the book in his hand, Qin Guang is already used to the fact that guests start various kinds of Rainbow Fart System milk tea after drinking the milk tea.

"Boss, three more cups!"

Qin Guang was indifferent, "Don't buy it, your living expenses will exceed your budget."

Three female college students looked at the balance on the phone interface, "QAQ, but the milk tea is really delicious."

"And Meow Meow is also good at masturbation."

"Cat?" Qin Guang was stunned for a moment, the two fake cats at home have gone to solicit customers, where did they get the cats for them?

Looking up, the black cat lying on the girl's lap with a happy face has a pinch of fiery red fur on its forehead, isn't it the Huo Doumiao who was just imprisoned?

"Sex... a cat."

Ran Yiyu on the side looked contemptuous.

The corner of Qin Guang's mouth twitched, pretending not to see.

Although Fudou's gender is male, but anyway, they are different species, and species are different, so they can't fall in love.

When he looked up again, he saw another thin orange cat gracefully leaping away from the black cat's place.

Qin Guang looked puzzled, where did the orange cat come from?

"Meow!" The scumbag fights, my old lady wants to PK with you!

Oh, it's Ran Yiyu.

Qin Guang lowered his head again, and met the mobile phone that Xiao Cui Yu slapped on his face.

Little Cui Yu held up his mobile phone, "Someone sent you a message."

Sender: Ling Xiao.

: Qin Guang, give me the bronze ring, otherwise, you know my tricks.

The bastard's air rushed towards his face.

Qin Guang sneered, "Heh——bad pen!"

Immediately, typing.

"Wow, the CEO is so domineering, he's so scary!"

"Do you still think that the current Great Xia is from the last century? Please read it to me—wealthy, strong, democratic, civilized and harmonious, put away your stuff, it's outdated!"

On the other side of the ocean, Ling Xiao almost exploded!

After processing the information, Qin Guang deleted the conversation and threw the phone back to Cui Yu, "I'll take you to buy a new phone after closing tonight."

Little Cui Yu nodded obediently, but he didn't even take his eyes off the phone, and Xiao Xiaole's voice sounded familiar.

Qin Guang took a deep breath, "I'm more important than my phone."

Little Cui Yu didn't raise her head, she was seriously thinking about how to move in the next step of the game, and she answered without thinking, "You are important."

Qin Guang: "Hehe——"

Under the temptation of the mobile phone, Cui One Thousand Years Judge has already learned and used the skills of the big pig's hoof.