My Mountain and Sea Alien Beast Cat Cafe

However, apart from Mr. Ling Xiao's little depression, this time the Shanhaimao Cafe interactive performance was quite successful!

It was so successful that all the audience who came to watch the performance reshaped their three views.

Some people look at their cats when they get home, and they always feel that their cats might be transformed from Superman, the kind that can turn into Popeye after eating spinach or something.

It's like smashing a [-]-jin Yuhua stone with a single claw.

Some people completely treat their beloved cats as college students, teaching various Olympiads on the spot every day, forcing Meow to jump up and down.

Of course, some meows are raised as little princesses, and the influence of music continues day by day.

After Shanhai Maoca's performance ended, all kinds of weird videos came out.

#You look, I want my cat to break big rocks with one hand, is there any hope? #

#I want cats to awaken their high math skills, and help my son by the way, is it possible? #

#我的目标很很很减，猫猫 can sing two songs of "Little Moon" for me if there is nothing to do#

Netizens: I'm afraid you are not fools!

Until, a small clip of the performance was released on the short blog of Shanhai Maoca.

#计哭Mathematics Department Genius’s Misfortune Meow——The Current Shanhaimao Cafe Tower#

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The one who got the most popularity was the deity in the video who was bullied and cried by Fu Dou Miao.

"Excuse me, does Mr. Fudou accept apprentices? My professor @Q大阳光大学研究集团长, he himself said that he doesn't seem to be as good as Fudou, I'm going to abandon the professor and choose a cat!"

A piece of dots below.

The times are changing so fast that they don't even have the time to react.

"What era is it now!!"

Cats are stronger than the head of the university mathematics department? ?

"No, it's still a normal age. The only ones who are abnormal are the Shanhaimaoka family~laugh, only this family has no semicolon."

Many netizens praised it one after another.

The "abnormality" of Shanhai Maocai is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

From the very beginning, the group of cats showed an IQ beyond that of ordinary cats;

Now the IQ of cats is just higher than that of ordinary people, nothing to be surprised... Ha ha!

When Qiongqi found the comment "This is the only one without a semicolon" in the store, he almost burst into tears!

fraud!

What is only one? !

The Shanhai Prison is spread all over the entire plane space, as long as you are a prisoner in the Shanhai Prison, it is useless even if you escape to this stupid water blue star! !

Because, in the world, wherever there are prison beasts, there is a branch of his Shanhai Prison!

It's just overbearing. Don't want it.

Shanhai Mao Cafe is extremely popular, and even Lin Yuntian's occasional guest appearances cannot satisfy the current explosive growth of customers.

Qin Guang had a big head, "Hiring! Hiring! Hiring!"

"Who dares to be a waiter at Shanhai Cat Cafe!"

There are not many normal creatures in Shanhaimaoka. The only normal human being, Lin Yuntian, is a young man who was influenced by the unrighteous views of the security family.

The kind that can slap people with a single slap.

Mang Shan enthusiastically recommended his former master, "Executive officer, my previous master was named Qin Shaomin, he was not bad, and he even enrolled in an adult university in his 60s, majoring in finance and economics!"

Qin Guang was stunned for a moment, "You still have a master?"

He suddenly remembered something.

"That is to say, the last time you came to cat coffee to make trouble was your master's instigation?"

Mangshan is a small mountain bouncing around, and it looks like a small rock in miniature form. He tried hard to explain, "Actually, the owner is also employed by someone! It is the person engraved on the wooden board at the door of our shop." .”

The door of the store, wooden boards?

In this way, Qin Guang remembered what Cui Yu said to Ling Xiao before - set up a wooden board at the door of the cat cafe, and write a letter that Ling Xiao and dogs are not allowed to enter? !

So, Cui Yu really erected a log? !

Qin Guang's expression was complicated, he didn't know whether he should complain about Cui Yu's narrow-mindedness.

"Then you call your master over, and you can go to work after the interview."

Qin Guang thought about it, and felt a little happy.

Good acquaintance!

Deviant human beings are even better.

At that time, if the salary is used to offset the protection fee (the cost of protecting XXX from being killed by Cui Yu), it will be another white job.

Shanhai Maocai is indeed making money every day, but the problem is that all the money has been turned into economic value and stored by the system. Sometimes Qin Guang is worried whether the system will cause inflation.

Mang Shan has seen through the evil capital exploitation hidden behind the smile on Qin Guang's face, but he doesn't care, because if Qin Guang doesn't recruit people, maybe his master will die.

When the mission failed, it had already sensed Qin Shaomin's aura, so low that it was only half breathed, and then the contract between it and Qin Shaomin was crushed by Cui Yu.

"Emmmm, if the executive officer is willing to use my former master, he can go to Mr. Ling Xiao to beg him. He is now in the hands of Mr. Ling Xiao, and the situation is not very good."

Qin Guang took a meaningful look at Mang Shan, "No wonder you cheat the master so much."

It turns out that if you don't cheat the master, the master will stop cooking.

That guy Ling Xiao is not a good person. Qin Shaomin took his task and did not complete it. There will never be a happy ending.

That being the case.

Qin Guang glanced at the cat cafe whose traffic was exploding, turned around and ran wildly with Cui Yu!

"Qongqi, Taotie, Huo Dou, Yu, you are housekeepers, I'm going to do the task as an executive!"

All the cats: "Meow?"

Little Cui Yu, who was dragged by Qin Guang and ran wildly, had a serious face, "Is there another catastrophic beast born?"

Qin Guang turned around and saw that Shanhai Maoca had disappeared around the corner, so he laughed out loud, "Master Qin, I finally escaped from Maoca."

Cui Yu: "..."

The nearest cat cafe is full all the time.

And the system shamelessly added a snack - popcorn.

The popcorn of Shanhai Maoca is sold one by one, 99 each, and one popcorn is the size of a fist. Needless to say, the taste is naturally produced by the system, and there is no doubt that it is a high-quality product.

But the problem is that Qin Guang is going to be tired and bald with the crowds and the production of milk tea and popcorn!

It is rare to have such an opportunity to touch fish.

"Go, find Ling Xiao."

Ling Xiao imprisoned his beloved employee, so that he could not continue to be salted fish, this hatred is irreconcilable!

Cui Yu's feet stopped.

The whole person frantically released air-conditioning outside, "Looking for, who?!"

Qin Guang: "Ling Xiao, settle the score with him."

Seeing that Cui Yudun was still there, Qin Guang was puzzled, "If you don't want to go, you can go to the cat cafe to play with your mobile phone."

I don't know when it started, but Cui Yu's mobile phone has almost become a viewing item for cat cafes!

Every time little Cui Yu went to play Xiao Xiaole with a cold face, a bunch of people surrounded Cui Yu, applauding and cheering for Cui Yu.

Cui Yu shook his head, "I'm going."

He blushed and urged, "Let's go quickly."

Find fault!

he likes.

Cui Pan and Cui Fujun would like it even more if he found fault with the guy who had the guts to call Qin Guang "Xiao Guang" in person!

Qin Guang was speechless, and took out Mang Shan.

Mang Shan dutifully led the way.

Perhaps it was because this time the recruitment only involved humans, and the system did not issue tasks.

Huai City, Nanshan.

Nanshan is said to be a mountain, but it is actually a small hill about [-] meters away. The surrounding ecology is very good, the air is fresh, and there is a group of villas up the mountain.

At this time, Qin Guang was stepping on the balance bike, with a child in red hanging on his back, and a small rock in Mangshan Mountain swayed in front of him to lead the way.

"Executive officer, here we are, right here!"

When Qin Guang arrived at the place, he frowned involuntarily, "Why do I always feel that this place is very disgusting?"

Cui Yu didn't speak, he hung on Qin Guang's back with a slightly gloomy expression.

At this moment, Cui Yu looked like Qin Guang had never seen before.

And at this time, he is Judge Cui and Lord Cui Fu that those non-humans are really familiar with!

One stroke decides the universe, one stroke of fate! !

"burial objects."

Cui Yu's voice was a bit desolate, and his expression was extremely gloomy. Although Qin Guang didn't see Cui Yu like this, he felt that the whole body of the child behind him became stiff.

Cold as ice cubes.

"Cui Yu?" Qin Guang called out.

Cui Yu shook his head, the red clothes were like blood, and the black hair was like a waterfall.

As if knowing that his silver hair is rare in the world, Cui Yu will turn his bright and dazzling silver hair into black when he walks in the world.

A color darker than the purest ink.

The adult version of Cui Yu behind him stood next to Qin Guang, and he smiled softly, "Xiao Guang, you are really my blessing, the township ghost artifact that was lost in the Wangchuan River in the underworld for 300 years is actually here."

"burial objects?"

Cui Yu nodded, "The laws in ancient times were not perfect, even if the great powers fell, they had to go to the underworld to go through a process. The magical artifacts they lost in the underworld were corroded by the evil spirit, and they became the underworld artifacts in our mouths. .”

"The power of the underworld weapon reaches heaven and earth!"

In ancient times, the strong were everywhere.

With the changes in the composition of the world's aura, there are fewer and fewer strong people in the world.

In the eyes of today's people, even if it is a magic weapon used by the ancient Da Neng, its power can only be described as reaching the sky.

In Cui Yu's eyes, the villa in front of him was filled with darkness.

The rotten stench of soul rot in the silt of the Wangchuan River alone in the mountains is disgusting.

Cui Yu's eyes were full of strange emotions.

"Really, it's disgusting."

Qin Guang looked at the villa in front of him, didn't say anything, and directly smashed the door and entered.

The scene inside the door made his scalp tingle!

There was mud all over the floor, a house full of stench, and long black creatures rolled over from time to time in the mud. Ling Xiao, who used to look like a big sunny boy, was standing in the mud with red eyes, looking at the mud. The long black creatures were stuffed into their mouths one by one!

"Ling Xiao!"

Qin Guang said sharply, "Put down that thing in your hand."

Perhaps Qin Guang's voice has become Ling Xiao's obsession. The red light in his eyes faded slightly, and he looked at Qin Guang stupidly, holding up the creature with fuzzy beard and flesh in his hand, "Do you want to eat it too?"

Qin Guang: Ugh——