Fu Tang

Li Congjia's first reaction when he heard the news was: Are you kidding me?

However, when he saw the terrified and dazed faces of the commanders in front of the hall, he felt that unless he got very impatient, it would be impossible for him to make such jokes to amuse himself.

He turned his head and looked at the few ministers beside him, not to mention him, even the expressions of the ministers looked very strange: no one could believe it was true, but they thought it might be true.

Fan Zhi quickly came back to his senses and asked for instructions: "Your Majesty, why don't you go check it out?"

Li Congjia looked down at the shattered Dragon King statue, feeling a little relieved for a moment, but he maintained his expression, at least he looked calm, but before he went, he turned his head and said: " Go and invite the national teacher."

Nima, if he knew that such a weird thing would happen, he should have dragged Shi Xueting here!

Everyone waited until Shi Xueting rushed over without haste, and then walked towards the square of Hanyuan Palace.

At this time, the people in the square of Hanyuan Temple were surrounded by people who were dispatched by the commander in front of the hall to guard the so-called giant dragon.

Li Congjia walked over quickly, and when everyone saw him coming, they made way for him like Moses dividing the sea.

But no one dared to let him get too close. Although it was confirmed that the dragon was dead just now, there was always an emergency, and no one could afford the risk of Li Congjia being injured.

When Li Congjia saw the creature from a distance, his head was covered with black lines: Is it because the dragon is put aside first, your giants seem to be different from what I know?With this body length, at most twenty feet, you tell me it's a giant dragon?

Li Congjia once again learned the exaggeration ability of these people.

Li Congjia took a closer look and found this thing...he had never seen it before. Before, he thought it was a bird that fell and was mistaken for a dragon. What the hell is a slender creature with feet and wings?

Li Congjia approached Shi Xueting and asked, "Do you know what this is?"

Although his voice was low, it couldn't stop the people around him from pricking their ears and waiting to hear it. Because they didn't know each other, they felt that this thing was somewhat similar to the legendary dragon, but it wasn't very similar. The most important thing is that everyone is a little unbelievable. Li Congjia just dropped the dragon king statue with his front foot, and a dragon died with his back foot?

This is not within their cognition, okay?

Shi Xueting, who was watched by the crowd, said calmly: "It's not wrong to say that this thing is a dragon."

Li Congjia:? ? ? ?What the hell?

Shi Xueting ignored Li Congjia's shocked expression and said: "This thing is the chi kiss of one of the nine sons of the dragon. In the Buddhist scriptures, it is the thing where the rain god sits. The appearance of this thing here must have a lot to do with the recent rain. , Now that this thing has been subdued by His Majesty, it will probably disappear in a short time, I congratulate Your Majesty."

Li Congjia stared dumbfounded at Shi Xueting's serious nonsense, but didn't realize it for a while, and when he did, the people around him had already followed Shi Xueting to congratulate him!

What the hell is this!

Li Congjia coughed lightly and said, "The chi kiss... only exists in legends, and I have never seen it before. Whether it is true or not remains to be studied. Come here, move it away and find a place to put it, and then go to find out if there is one. People who know about this creature..."

Before Li Congjia finished speaking, the cabinet collectively opposed it. Fan Zhi said: "What the national teacher said is true, this must be Chi kiss."

Li Congjia turned his head to look at Fan Zhi, he didn't know what to say for a while, is it strange that a good gentleman doesn't speak a word?Is this suitable for you?

Just as Li Congjia was about to say something, Shi Xueting next to him stepped forward and said, "Why don't you send it to Daxiangguo Temple first, ask someone to cast a golden body for him, and then let the people pay homage."

As soon as Fan Zhi heard it, he knew that Shi Xueting was trying to promote the newly built Daxiangguo Temple, but he didn't object. Anyway, sending it to the temple is at least much better than being thrown by Li Congjia to someone to study.

So a group of people completely ignored Li Congjia's opinion, directly transported the thing away, and asked Li Congjia to return to the cabinet and they continued to discuss.

Li Congjia: ...

Can these people have a little scientific spirit?Does he really want to know what it is?Aren't you all curious?

Fan Zhi and others are really not very curious. There are too many things in this world that cannot be explained. It is because Li Congjia lives in an age where everything is scientific. He has such a strong thirst for knowledge. Now everyone has an answer. It's not too different from what they think, and this is about the same.

Li Congjia had no choice but to secretly ask Shi Xueting: "What is that thing? You sent someone to check it out, and how did it die? From the outside, there are no injuries. Could it be that it really flew and fell by itself?" of?"

Shi Xueting glanced at him and said, "He died from being struck by lightning."

"Eh? How do you know?" Li Congjia thought about the previous thunder explosion, it was really possible.

Shi Xueting said: "Didn't you smell a burnt smell?

Li Congjia scratched his face in embarrassment and said, "I can smell... burnt aroma."

Yes, it's the smell of burnt, that smell is very delicious, otherwise why would Li Congjia want to study what it is?He really wanted to know if he could eat it, since it smelled delicious after all.

Shi Xueting knew what Li Congjia was thinking at a glance. After thinking for a while, he said: "I will let someone secretly get a piece of meat back."

Anyway, the casting of the golden body is to leave the bones and remove the flesh, so it is better to find a way to get it to satisfy Li Congjia's greed!

Li Congjia coughed lightly and said, "Let's do some research first to see if it's poisonous."

Shi Xueting nodded in response, and when Li Congjia went to the Daxiangguo Temple and returned to the cabinet with him, Li Congjia remembered that he just wanted Shi Xueting to find out if there was anyone benevolent. What, why turned around and turned into the two of them researching how to eat this?

Li Congjia was very desperate, so he could only go back and continue to study how to provide disaster relief in the future.

To be honest, Shi Xueting originally said that the Chi Kiss was the thing that the Rain God sat down, and that killing the Chi Kiss would make the sky clear. No one cared about it. But I didn't think much about it.

But no one expected that the emptiness of their discussion would stop, and even after they walked out of the room, they found that the sun was shining outside, not only that, but a rainbow appeared!

Li Congjia: =口=!

Did Shi Xueting really hit the mark?Now Li Congjia really wants to know whether Shi Xueting really figured it out or is it a lie.

Although he also murmured in his heart, Li Congjia felt that this should be just a coincidence. After all, that thing didn't look like a dragon, but more like an unknown creature. Besides, how could there be a dragon that was struck to death by lightning?

Everyone silently put a label on Li Congjia not to be messed with in their hearts. What is an emperor, this is an emperor!Is there anything more blessed by God than this?

Seeing that everyone's eyes were not right, Li Congjia felt very distressed. He hoped that he had risen to the top in the history books by virtue of his strength, but he didn't want future generations to focus more on studying the miracles around him when they mentioned him.

However, it turned out that everyone was more interested in this kind of thing. Even when he went back to see Shi Xueting, he found that Shi Xueting had a complicated expression, and when he saw him, he said, "The sky is fine."

Li Congjia was devastated: "I know, it's just a coincidence, are you fooling yourself?"

Shi Xueting asked back: "How do you know I'm fooling people?"

Li Congjia was stunned on the spot and asked, "Could it be true?"

Shi Xueting spread his hands: "How else can we explain this thing we have never seen before?"

Li Congjia: I never thought you were serious!

He wiped his face tiredly and said, "How is the research going? Can I eat it?"

Shi Xueting: So...eating is more important?

Seeing that his eyes were wrong, Li Congjia touched his nose and said, "Well, I'm also curious about the taste of dragon meat."

Shi Xueting was powerless to complain, so he could only say expressionlessly: "I've already asked someone to do it, but I just don't know how to do it."

Speaking of eating, Li Congjia immediately became interested. He rolled up his sleeves and said, "What's so difficult? Frying, frying, cooking, a little of everything, how do you know what's delicious if you don't try it all?"

Shi Xueting resigned to his fate and told the people below to do more. Speaking of frying and cooking, this frying was made by Li Congjia, and I don't know why this guy is so obsessed with eating.

The people below are also conscientious, this is dragon meat, it is estimated that there is only one chance to cook dragon meat in this life, and it will be capital if it is said in the future.

So in order to express their respect, the royal cooks of Shangshan Supervisor put the dragon meat on the table, respectfully burned three sticks of incense, and then began to move the knife.

All of a sudden, the entire Shangshan prison became very serious, as if some kind of ceremony was being held, so much so that Chunsheng, who came over to check, didn't dare to speak loudly.

Not only them, but even Li Congjia was bluffed by them. The main reason was that these people were full of ritual when serving the dishes, making it more serious than a state banquet, which made Li Congjia froze for a long time and dared not put down his chopsticks.

Shi Xueting was the most calm person. He stretched out his chopsticks to taste everything and then commented: "It smells good, the taste is average, the meat is too old, but the soup is not bad."

After Shi Xueting finished speaking, Li Congjia just swallowed the piece of meat in his mouth with great effort, then took a sip of the soup, and found that it was really good.

Li Congjia asked while drinking the soup: "Who is the Khitan minister who is here as an envoy this time?"

What on earth do you remember?Shi Xueting said helplessly: "Brother Yeluxiu, King of Song."

After hearing this, Li Congjia silently sympathized with Zhao Kuangyin in history. He named his country Song, and as a result, a Song king came out of Khitan. This was not intentional, and Li Congjia didn't believe it!

Fortunately, Datang doesn't have such worries now, he decisively made a decision: "In two days, I will feast Brother Yeluxiu with chi kiss meat."

Shi Xueting was very surprised: "You are willing to do so?"

Li Congjia hesitated for a while and said, "I'm a bit reluctant, or... just get him some soup, after all, this thing is precious."

Although Li Congjia doesn't think it's a real chi kiss, it doesn't hinder the preciousness of this thing at all. After all, this thing really fell from the sky. Next time you want to get another one, it depends on whether God will reward you or not. There's nothing wrong with saying it's precious.

Li Congjia felt a little regretful, the preservation is so-so these days, otherwise this stuff would probably keep fresh for a long time, save it and eat it slowly, or make soup if it doesn't taste good.

Brother Yeluxiu has been in Datang for a while, but Li Congjia excused that he was busy with work and was not feeling well, so he insisted on not seeing him immediately.

The people below are also very helpless to Li Congjia's willful behavior, but they have no choice but to help Li Congjia cover it up.

Brother Yeluxiu was not in a hurry, he just took advantage of this time to visit the whole Chang'an, wanting to compare the difference between Chang'an and Linhuang Mansion.

Originally, he thought that Chang'an had experienced many years of war, and now that it has just been built, it must not be as good as Linhuang Mansion, but the more he looked at it, the more surprised he was, the whole city was designed in a very orderly manner, the most important thing is that Chang'an has no open-air drains!

Yes, many drains in the city these days are open air, which leads to a relatively heavy air pollution in the city, but Chang'an is so clean that Brother Yeluxiu couldn't believe his eyes, and the kind of other people in the post house The toilet that has never been used, everything makes him have a very unreal feeling.

In the past two days, he also heard the news that Li Congjia hunted Chiwen. Yes, although the thing was struck by lightning and fell from the sky, but when it reached the mouths of the people who supported Li Congjia, it became Li Congjia's dissatisfaction with God. The rain didn't stop, so he personally killed Chiwen, the son of the dragon who came to spread the rain.

Brother Yeluxiu's first reaction when he heard this was that he didn't believe it. In his heart, people in the Central Plains boasted not once or twice. There were times when 20 soldiers and horses boasted to [-]. He believed in it!

As a result, at the dinner party, he was attracted by a delicious-smelling soup on the desk. The soup was very simple and contained nothing, and the milky white soup looked very beautiful.

Li Congjia said reservedly: "A few days ago, I hunted a chi kiss with all my heart, and I just happened to taste it with you all recently."

Brother Yeluxiu: You can die without bragging?

But because of Li Congjia's good looks, Brother Yeluxiu didn't speak out. He just took a sip of the soup and found that it was indeed delicious, and he had never tasted such a delicious soup.

However, Brother Yeluxiu didn't believe that it was Chi kiss meat, so he asked, "May I ask His Majesty the Tang Emperor, since it is Chi kiss broth, why is there only soup but no meat?"

Li Congjia smiled and said, "Of course it's because the meat is so tender that it melts in water. Naturally, you can't find the meat, but if King Song is interested, I can let you see the bones of the chi kiss."

Of course, the real situation is that the meat is too old, which affects the taste. Li Congjia invited Brother Yeluxiu to pretend to be X. How could this kind of imperfection be allowed to exist?

Brother Yeluxiu would doubt that he had thought of it long ago, so he released his trump card: the skeleton of that strange bird!

Yes, because of its wings, Li Congjia simply regarded it as a bird.

Brother Yeluxiu exchanged a glance with a man dressed as a wizard, and said doubtfully, "It seems that my trip is going to be an eye-opener."

Li Congjia directly asked someone to lift up the strange bird with half of its golden body. It has to be said that the strange bird with its bones exposed is more convincing.

Li Congjia saw the surprise on Brother Yeluxiu's face. Brother Yeluxiu walked around the strange bird, turned his head and looked at the handsome Wu next to him, and Wu nodded slightly to him.

Brother Yeluxiu was already turbulent in his heart, but on the surface he was still very calm and thanked Li Congjia for giving him an eye-opener, and he ate from start to finish with impeccable etiquette.

Li Congjia admired its calm and composed attitude. It has to be said that Khitan can be so powerful because it also has many outstanding talents.

After returning to the post house, Brother Yeluxiu did not go back to his room, but followed the witch to his room.

After Li Congjia got the news, the expression on his face was mischievous: "Hey, Brother Yeluxiu is having an affair with that child."

"Child?" Shi Xueting smiled disdainfully: "The so-called child in your mouth is probably older than you!"

Li Congjia was shocked: "How is it possible? He looks like he is fifteen or sixteen years old."

Shi Xueting shook his head and said: "If I'm not wrong, that man should be the great witch of Khitan."

Too witchy?Li Congjia searched his mind, only then remembered that this person's status is equivalent to the Khitan's national teacher. No, this person's rights are much greater than Shi Xueting's. After all, Khitan is highly religious. What kind of ethics? , social system, rights maintenance and so on are all related to witchcraft.

And the one with the most power in the witch religion is the great witch, but Li Congjia remembered that the level of a great witch would not move around easily, but this time this great witch...acted as an ordinary witch and followed Brother Yeluxiu to Datang?

Do they have any other purpose?

Li Congjia did not doubt Shi Xueting's judgment from the beginning to the end, he calculated carefully, and suddenly discovered a very horrifying thing: "No, if the Khitan grand witch has not changed, then... this person Not only is he older than me, he's even about the same age as Fan Zhi, I'm sorry, does he know magic tricks?"

People in their 50s and [-]s look about the same as people in their [-]s and [-]s. This is no longer a problem of inverse growth. This shit is against the rhythm of the sky.

Shi Xueting was noncommittal: "That's true, it's just that your focus is not right? Shouldn't you first pay attention to why he came here?"

Li Congjia said very calmly: "I can't guess, I don't want to guess, anyway, just send someone to watch over it, don't let them run around, what else can they do?"

Shi Xueting said meaningfully: "Don't underestimate Wu, especially Wu."

When Shi Xueting reminded Li Congjia, the Tai Wu who was discussed by them also said to Brother Yeluxiu: "Don't underestimate the Great Tang State Teacher, and don't underestimate the Tang Emperor."

Brother Yeluxiu raised his eyebrows: "Is the Great Tang Imperial Master very powerful? Tang Emperor is very powerful?"

Tai Wu lowered his eyes and said: "The Great Tang Master is indeed very powerful, but he is young after all. As for the Tang Emperor... I can't see it."

Brother Yeluxiu's face changed: "I can't see it? What do you mean?"

Tai Wu was very calm: "It's the superficial meaning. For so many years, I can't see the fate, except for the dead, it is the real real dragon emperor."

The dead have no life, so naturally they cannot see their fate.

Brother Yeluxiu's face changed, he knew what Taiwu meant that Emperor Tang belonged to the latter type, which made him very embarrassed, and he began to think about how to persuade Yeluxian not to die again.

However, in fact, Li Congjia's situation really belongs to the former one. Whether in this time and space or according to the original historical trajectory, the real Li Congjia has died long ago, so there is no fate left.

But he is still a living person now, so Yeluxiu and Taiwu have a tacit understanding and wrote a letter to Yeluxian.

After Yeluxian received the letter, the pressure in his heart became very great, Xiao Chuo made a decisive decision, made Yelu Xiezhen's daughter a princess and sent it to Brother Yeluxiu, and told him at the same time: I don't want to be a queen anymore. As long as Datang and Khitan are good friends with Qin and Jin forever.

Of course, if they really want to fight for the position of Empress of the Tang Dynasty, they will send the real princess.

Li Congjia, who originally just wanted to rub Khitan's vigor: I didn't mean that!

However, Li Congjia, who felt Khitan's weakness, was very stubborn and planned to refuse the marriage. Fan Zhi and others were almost heartbroken: Anyway, if you accept one, you will accept it, and if you accept two, you will accept it. Your harem is so empty, so what's the matter with multiple people eating?I know you have a good relationship with the queen, and now I don't want to be a queen, why are you so awkward?

Li Congjia said very righteously, "How can my harem be full of foreign women?"

Fan Zhi and others: We can help you choose Tang beauties to enrich the harem.

Li Congjia: Being an emperor is really boring, and he will be forced to marry.

Li Congjia felt that he couldn't drag it on any longer. Anyway, he just refused. Anyway, he just "slaughtered" the dragon, so he didn't believe that a country like Khitan, which was superstitious from top to bottom, could ignore this and forcibly raise troops.

And because others go to war without marrying your princess, don't you feel ashamed?

Fan Zhi said earnestly: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty...the princess has a good horse in her dowry."

Li Congjia suddenly became angry: "You are going to sell me for a few horses? Our horses in the Western Regions are also good!"

Just when Li Congjia was about to resist, he didn't expect Shi Xueting to come over and persuade him, "If that's the case, let's accept it."

Li Congjia:? ? ? ? ?